What would Sup Forums do if Zuckerberg showed up at their house?

What would Sup Forums do if Zuckerberg showed up at their house?

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tie him up and demand a ransom
nigga im sitting on a goldmine

Who the fuck does he think he is? I'd slam the door in his fat Jewish face

I would shoot the fucker straight in the face

go away zark fuckerberg and take your goddamn people database with you.

>i'd tie him up and ransom him
>then send to KKK to ransom again for double
>the have him beheaded and nailed to an iron cross
>light cross on fire
>come back 3 days later to see if still alive
>be happy with all the money

Seriously tho what the fuck is this nigga doing

Kill him and quickly prepare a manifesto for release. It's not every day a megakike billionaire shows up wanting to be fed. He wouldn't get any dinner.

It's like an autistic journey across america or something

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He wants to become the American Macron. This clown will try to run for president in 2020.

hes trying way too hard for his 2020 bid

I don't answer the door for anyone uninvited.

lol the Democrats go from Clinto to Zuckerberg?

So when the pundits said that they seemed out of touch with common people in 2016, they didn't seem to think that was very good advice

The same way I'd answer any stranger: with my double-barrel in hand.

I have nothing to say except fuck the poor.

Show him the Occupy Democrats page and ask him why he allows such blatant lying to take place on his website.

Is he trying to become the next president or something?

I doubt he would be president, but he could totally be a VP

I don't know, probably show him some southern hospitality and invite him to our local bbq in a few days. Have some quality time to chat about his views and mine.

>look at me... i'm goyim just like all of you!

>zuckerberg runs for pres
>constant, unavoidable ads on facebook for him everyday

Landslide victory, nothing could stop it.

hurr durr I'm Mark Everyman Zuckerfucker, not some rich spoiled fuck who has no conception of what life is like for the common man

He's thinking about running

C'mon in, friend..

homie needs to work on his face gains

Mde had the right idea

I want him to join the race and lose so we can have a The Social Network sequel.

How should be named?

> GIVE ME FOOD NOW!
Nah, this is a set up as he tries to run for office.

Best the shit out of that mother fucker

>Tie him to a chair
>Put eggwash on him
>W-what is this for
>For being tasty at the oven amigo
>Keep torturing psychologically till he transfers all his money to my account
>Profit

Did he ditch his 20 man bodyguard team?

Was the social network even any good

The white guilt window is CLOSED.
Y'all got your sambo president, you can't have a jew too.
Sorry no mulligans.

>eating at the table with your whole family

Do americans really do this?

Tell him to fuck off, what do I get for your shitty photo op? You going to name your next kid after me?

id tell the cunt to fuck off before i started up my fucking oven. either that or i would open my heroin addict chamber and tell them he has a fix. wee cunt can get to fuck.

Some of us don't have our tendies dropped off at the door with a light knock.

That woman
>I decide what's best for everyone with XX chromosomes

If this faggot thinks I'm gonna vote him into office at 35, he's got another thing coming. Hell, if this faggot thinks I'm gonna vote him into office ever, he's got another thing coming.

tell him to fuck off

Wow, he has the absolute worst photographer I've ever witnessed following around.
This is why just because you bought a dslr doesn't mean you're a photographer. You're supposed to capture feelings, emotions and moments.

The Social Network was the Citizen Kane of this century nigga, of course if was kino

I guarantee it's just one of his tech faggot cia handlers following him around and using an iphone. Guaranteed.

Have you heard him speak?

100℅ he's trying to run for president. He even has Jewish CNN on board.

Acting lessons and speech writers will go a long, long way user.

He's desperately trying to improve his public image so that he can push governments to allow him to sell more personal information. He's also desperately tried to endear himself to the CPC.
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not really whats he like? is it bad or meh levels i hoping its cuck levels.

>owner of the largest media company in history
>presidential run in 2020

that's what's coming

It was surprisingly good.

invite him in. Shoot him in the face. Dial 911 and tell them I shot an intruder while I feared for my life.

Politely ask him to get off of my porch.

Then later regret not inviting him in for a 12 gauge enema.

A 5-6 to 5-8 stuttering autist. Even the media running cover for him 2x what they did with Clinton couldn't help him.

He's been trying to clean up his image from the "I'm CEO, bitch" days but suing Hawaiian natives to build his McMansion isn't helping.

Pick up phone
Say "oh hey, it's hawaii... uh huh... uh huh... you don't say."
Then kick him out.

I would say oh, you want to come in my house? Ok, first sign away all your privacy rights and agree to letting me sell your personal info, or GTFO.

The fuck you doin here asking to eat my food bitch

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I'd kill that SOB
NOT BECAUSE HE IS A JEW
but because he started the cancerous Facebook.

>Donald Trump is president
>He still hasn't killed all the brown people, raped all the women, and reduced our female poplation to breeding machines

It's almost like it was a lie or something...

I would make some 6.35mm holes in his chest. I really fucking hate the dude and the monster he created.
>inb4 6.35mm
Max allowed in Portugal

basically this. It is a shitty PR stunt that will only convince the stupidest of people (basically, most facebook users)

If he actually does try to run, we need to spam the ever-loving fuck outta that interview where the woman interviewing him made him take his hoodie off and it had weird occultic shit inside and he got super obviously uncomfortable that he had to explain it.

the brain of the nigger cannot think more than a few moments ahead. Facinating.

Ask him why his website allows racist pages against whites to stay up while taking down pages that are racist against blacks. That and why he silences right wingers.
Then kick him out because I hate faceberg and everyone that uses it.

okay mr 50%

Democratic party is dead, they've got no one, they'd rather throw baby tantrums.

They can't risk that the puppet doesn't do their bidding.
So only a person who has interest in neoliberal policy and is therefore out of touch can be considered.

His head looks like a fuckin easter island head

Tell him he probably does not want to eat here, it smells like rotten garlic, onions and stale ammonia. Go get a burrito with him and eat it by down by the water.

HE IS PREPARING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT

HILLARY COULDN'T WIN EVEN WITH THE SUPPORT OF SOCIAL MEDIA

SO NOW SOCIAL MEDIA IS CUTTING OUT THE MIDDLEMAN

I TOLD YOU HILARY WASN'T THE FINAL BOSS

I'd punch Zuck in his cuck fuck limp dick and go back to shitposting on Sup Forums

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He is doing this because he wants to be president in 2020.

Set him on fire while streaming on facebook live

I'd stab him

FWIW, Your local army and police use 9mm German pistols.

In either case, shooting a person is a crime that gets you arrested and silenced. If you really want to do something, educate others and have success in your life.

That's really what (((they))) fear most.

>get out of my house you inbred kike.

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show him this

Yes.

ask him if he wanted some coffee and attempt to clean myself up so I look professional.

Probably this
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So do the Bogdanoffs... coincidence? I think not.

Have you seen this faggot try to speak in public? He just spergs out every time. You can make an autist a billionaire, but he's still an autist.

CUNT HIM RIGHT IN THE BOLLOCKS
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Agree, Trump really sucks. I expected at least some rapes.

I'd say "welcome to our humble town. Want some ham or bacon?"

You're a good dude.

It's Obamas photographer.

Ask him he wants to drink, and I would listen to him go on long rants about Facebook and how he's going to save the world

Dear god please no.
That sack of shit would be the worst president in history

While zuckerkike sucks, that family is eating with plastic dishware when they have china and glassware right behind them. Literally fucking worthless humans. Whole house should have been lit ablaze once zucker went inside.

Oh fuck he's actually gonna run isnt he?

Go to prison.... happy.

Rural America is quite safe from what I've heard

mde is ded

start memeing him out of EXISTANCE boys

facebook is just cancer, its a dieing service anyway

Fire up the oven