/CPD/ Scanner - Man wants to bomb UIC Edition

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>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
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>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
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/COMFY/ time is starting early lads. I've heard some real good stuff in the last half hour. Please keep this bumped

Good evening Robert

May 1st alert high coonery level anticipated

Male Black just stole some milk from the cooler

It's been pretty active all day. I'm surprised since the weather is still shit here

Nah, its been pissing rain on and off for days and its under 50. Tonights gonna be slow. I was jogging in what Realtors like to call a "transitional neighborhood" earlier today and all I saw were yuppies.

The serial robber in a jacked white Porsche SUV was spotted a couple hours ago heading northbound at a high rate of speed. He's been at it for a couple of days now.

Adam was chasing but dispatch slowed 'em down.

wait what? I go there and have a final tomorrow

what da fugg

Also earlier:

>Male black wearing a hoodie at Starbucks stole the tip jar and ran

heh

Adam shouldn't be chasing unless theres an immanent violent crime. This is how you get jammed up.

Seriously, the pursuit rules are bonkers these days.

directives[dot]chicagopolice.org/lt2015/data/a7a57be2-1291920c-54712-9192-aecb02ef17e0c47d.html

Not sure the details. I walked in when dispatch was saying some dude said he was going to bomb UIC he jumped on a train heading to Forest Park. (where I live)

Should be a good thread tonight

im not a regular, but even i know that, we need people on all major cities

here is my music contribution

youtube.com/watch?v=NyfL9LC1DC4

10-4 thanks.

> first of the month

> welfare check just came in

> 45 degrees tonight

still not prime chimp out weather

Aww baby! Were have you been all of my life.

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Dear God

> 2 shots fired

If you like to review the previous few days of "crime & mayhem"... dnainfo.com/chicago/topics/crime-mayhem

Pretty cool crazy lady in my book

Man, you fuckers aren't even making this interesting for the cop with the yawning asshole.

>White Female in her 50's screaming obscenities on a red line train

Check day!


Just tuned in:"screaming obscenities and racial slurs" ....never change, Chicago.

Beginning of last month a nigga had his brand new shoes stolen
heh

Bump this hard, Roberts, because we're already sliding below half-way Let's get it on, bros.

That nog is still going?

Based Welfare day.

I reckon so.

Holy shit, man, the Porsche bandit is still on the loose? Robert was looking for that guy all night yesterday.

>mfw this is the only reason i stay on pol anymore

You're just supposed to let them get away?

You tell me.

estates stop

Gibs day means drug arrests, niqqa gotta sell them stamps for .50 on the dolla and hit up walgreens for them wraps

I predict at least one 7/11 chimpout, even with the rain

>ghetto redhot
Fuck, I love you. I know what I'm doing while listening to Robert.

the one on the right is sexier.

The mating pose of the Wild chicongan

It is potent

From your lips to God's ears. I bet the trap houses are buzzing.

and the little niggas said "wtf is that"

The fucked up thing is I guarantee you some thirsty nigger(s) stuck his dick in that. "She" probably has 4 or 5 niglets running around.

By the time we hit RRH we ought to get some calls about suspicious dealings on or around minivans, the alternative is niqqas getting entirely too turnt while trapped inside and all hell breaking loose

bumping for EBT shoppin spree

And appears more intelligent as well.

School allée

Rainy gibs nights are gonna equal some fucked up DNA tests on Maury here in about a year

They got they fawties and they chicken and they gun fuk all night

>stabbed in the face with an unknown object

F

F, you beat me to it user

Seriously cannot believe they havn't caught him yet. They were looking to him Friday night

He was on a roll Saturday too.

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>he's not dead yet but he's in bad shape
F

Oh shit was it a spork? F hope he got some chicken first

>A lot of blood

I believe it was stolen Thursday, spotted friday, involved in a robbery Saturday. Crazy shit.

"Latrine is here to test 5 different men....Which one is Newport's father?"

>naming their spawn after menthol cigarettes
That sounds like something at least a couple niggers have done.

Robert will eventually get his quarry...as long as he does rob the wrong person and get whacked on the spot

does NOT rob the wrong person i mean

I put nothing past them, Maury and CPD have shown me anything is possible

Any idea why some of the radios sound awful?

Do the fourth time

Getting sassy tonight

Watch your keys. Adam.

Second shift dispatchers suck dick.

I take back sassy. She is being now.

Or maybe one is sassy one is bitchy

Praise be to KEK. May he bring the best summer of happenings

>criminal sexual assault
As opposed to...?

>As opposed to...?
the kind of sexual assault both parties can enjoy

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Imagine how aggressive that nigger would be. I bet he would tear your anus.

I just got back was this the dude who got stabbed in the face or a new one?

Not sure. Think it's a different dude.

So we may have two consecutive nights with multiple homicides. Stay classy, Chicongo.

I think a few were called dead today. I heard them chatter about some hospital removing multiple deceased victims clothong

Enjoy the show, your tax dollars are paying for it.

Did they say 15 ("that is one-five") robbers earlier?

I thought all the tax dollars were going to the politicians and being a sanctuary city.

>Ruh Roh

someone call the number!

Soundtrack: Escape from Chicago
youtube.com/watch?v=RGR7m0Upv4o

BITCH! getting snotty with dispatch

Fuck this is comfy
no one prepared me for this.

Escape From New York was a fucking great movie.

Welcome and checked. Enjoy the /comfy/. It only gets better as the night goes on.

>GSR test on the person shot

mutual combat most likely

Great summer of happenings confirmed

Numbers don't lie. Sit back and watch Robert save Chicago

10-4, quads-robert

>I guess the guy died

F

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foot chase! all units respond!

>Vehicle Crash
Holy shit!

We got a live chase

>he's on foot

>*static* vehi- *static* vehicle crash
>he's on foot

MALE BLACK RED HOODIE

MALE BLACK STRIKES AGAIN

Who are they chasing?

Thanks OP

These threads are amazing

>Who are they chasing?
Male Black, Roberts enemy

Black male, red hoodie, carrying a gun