AUSPOL "earphones" edition

>dumb aussie slag tries to convince cops that black sealed bags are "earphones", obviously bags full of drugs

news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/photo-of-alleged-drug-haul-emerges-as-fears-are-raised-over-cassandra-sainsburys-safety-in-colombia/news-story/f6063d24dd95e86f67ea19584dc91876

>cashless welfare card for abbos and other neets will cost us taxpayers 10k, neets still btfo

abc.net.au/news/2017-05-02/cashless-welfare-trial-costing-taxpayers-$10k-per-participant/8488268

>Murray Goulburn to close factories and shed staff in Tasmania and Victoria - no more milky jobs

abc.net.au/news/rural/2017-05-02/murray-goulburn-closes-factories-kiewa-rochester-edith-creek/8488628

>RBA to hold interest rates at 1.5 so bubble doesn't pop - boomers elated, millennials btfo

abc.net.au/news/2017-05-02/rba-leaves-rates-on-hold-again/8489024

>gook investors to face 'ghost house tax'

skynews.com.au/news/top-stories/2017/05/01/foreign-investors-to-face--ghost-house-tax-.html

>prepbull announces spending increase for schools

news.com.au/national/politics/budget-2017-pm-to-announce-schools-funding-deal/news-story/0604ad987ccd51f119361aa684edc1cc

>record numbers of debt slaves under mortgage stress

afr.com/personal-finance/record-numbers-under-mortgage-stress-20170501-gvw2vt

>google and facebook bend the knee, ebay still defy prepbull

theconversation.com/google-facebook-fall-into-line-on-tax-but-ebay-remains-defiant-76946

>gov changes hecs repayment threshold to 42k, uni free increase - uni meme cucks btfo

illawarramercury.com.au/story/4632905/dramatic-change-to-hecs-to-affect-200000-graduates/

Discord:

discord.gg/RgSvKQZ

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illawarramercury.com.au/story/4632905/dramatic-change-to-hecs-to-affect-200000-graduates/
theage.com.au/national/investigations/revealing-the-secrets-of-one-of-australias-worst-online-trolls-20170413-gvklv8.html
youtube.com/watch?v=-AYKd_1iwG8
abc.net.au/news/2017-05-02/australian-of-the-year-finalist-lied-about-phd-icac-hears/8488838
seek.com.au/job/32691714?type=standard&tier=no_tier&pos=3&whereid=3000&userqueryid=5f3f0fc3c97b99ffe08fedb8c27396dd-4668029&ref=beta
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Welsh_inventors
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>>cashless welfare card for abbos and other neets will cost us taxpayers 10k, neets still btfo
>abc.net.au/news/2017-05-02/cashless-welfare-trial-costing-taxpayers-$10k-per-participant/8488268

So unemployed people who only occasionally buy a six pack are fucked because our savage retard natives can't control themselves?

Just waiting for a M8

>>gov changes hecs repayment threshold to 42k, uni free increase - uni meme cucks btfo
>illawarramercury.com.au/story/4632905/dramatic-change-to-hecs-to-affect-200000-graduates/
And baby boomers wonder why we hate them.

>unemployed people who only occasionally buy a six pack are fucked because our savage retard natives can't control
yes
because they deserve nothing but contempt.

GIB JOB PLS

>mfw the housing market finally crashes and all the boomers off themselves

Got the day off for nearly throwing up on my boss so I'm down with a bug.
Tbh still want to go to tafe, study, get work done and then go get blazed with the mates.

Wew fucking lad
Never go cashless, any government that wants to go cashless wants to enslave you

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So basically everyone except rich old homeowners get fucked?

Thanks Prepbull.

Is there a lot of fuckable asians in aussie? Worth the visit?

How much further can we push the Kiwis before they want statehood in our glorious Commonwealth?

Next year we should replace Simpson's Donkey with a Kiwi Digger.

Many massage parlours in your local supermarket shopping center. $50 all inclusive.

btw at what time was the rba announcement at? im looking at forex and wanted to see how the market reacted when they announced there would be no change to the cash rate

If the left wasn't so retarded the Libs would literally never get in.

A lot of those students would be shitskins so it's half good.

$50?
Fuck me mate, I didn't know a rub and tug was that cheap.
I'd thought whores would be expensive as fuck for a screw of you didn't want a sick bitch.

that isn't for a fuck

As I said, a rub and tug

What would a fuck from a brothel cost?

>The Reserve Bank of Australia is set to hold its benchmark interest rate steady for a ninth consecutive month to keep downward pressure on household debt and as inflation creeps back into its target band.

no official announcement yet i think

>EU killed Nyaa
REEEEEEEEEEEE

140-200

>Stormfront makes ABC news after Al Masdar (of /sg/ fame) let's go Paul (wog name here) for decade old Stormfront posts

Cheaper than I expected

>Many massage parlours in your local supermarket shopping center

What's up with that, anyway? It seems like every shopping centre has at least 4 massage parlours and nail salons in it. There's definitely some serious Chink money laundering going on.

theage.com.au/national/investigations/revealing-the-secrets-of-one-of-australias-worst-online-trolls-20170413-gvklv8.html

>In a ramshackle inner Sydney boarding house, surrounded by his collection of Adolf Hitler dolls, a 48-year-old unemployed neo-Nazi plies his trade as one of Australia's most aggressive online trolls.

>Nathan Sykes - a former journalist and bankrupt - has spent much of the past few years under various pseudonyms harassing and baiting left-wingers and Muslim activists through social media, and writing anti-Semitic articles on neo-Nazi website Daily Stormer.

>But what makes Nathaniel Jacob Sassoon Sykes particularly unusual is that, despite his neo-Nazi persona, he himself is a Jew.

They already own the casinos, huge investment property and half a dozen huge companies why would they need nail salons

He looks like a good lad, even if a kike

Nathan?

TFW have graduate job in final year of Uni and get switched over to full-time work next year.

If you can't get a job, its not because there are no jobs, its because you think you're entitled to the good jobs.

>But what makes Nathaniel Jacob Sassoon Sykes particularly unusual is that, despite his neo-Nazi persona, he himself is a Jew.

Practising or ethnically?
still thats pretty fucking kek

>my circumstances are the same as everyone elses

It happens all the time.

Sometimes I think we might just be a joke but not realise it.

youtube.com/watch?v=-AYKd_1iwG8

who /questacon/ here

I had to google to find out what it is.

didn't your school have the traditional canberra excursion where you go to the parliament houses and questacon?

i think it's good, if the government is going to go around taking our taxpayer dollars and giving the goyim school loans, the least they could do is get the money back. hopefully the repayment threshold drops to $0.

>traditional canberra excursion
An interstate excursion? I never went further than the coke factory half an hour away.

>government reduces uni funding to save money in the budget
>uni fees go up to compensate
>students defer their uni fees via HECS
>HECS is paid by the government
>government still pays for it all anyway
>they're not actually saving any money, just restructuring which part of the budget the money comes from
???

yes but i dont remember that ride

also my school jewed out and only let us have 2 hours in the snow rather than the 3 days promised when i started there. Coming from south east Queensland that was probably the only time a few of my class mates would ever go to the snow

I'm from NSW so it's interstate but barely even counts. I think it was our year 10 camp

kek I went to school in Ipswich and got the same bullshit snow trip

I think our school offered a "snow trip" to somewhere in Victoria, but it was during the holidays and not really part of the school curriculum.

>be aussie
>wake up
>pic related becomes your new flag
what do?

>these cunts didn't go to dream world
you haven't lived until you've grabbed your gf's tits going down that huge drop ride

live on the gc cunt, can do that anyday

Check out this woman rorting the government migrant funding gravy train:

abc.net.au/news/2017-05-02/australian-of-the-year-finalist-lied-about-phd-icac-hears/8488838

>New South Wales' corruption watchdog is investigating allegations 2015 Australian of the Year finalist Eman Sharobeem fraudulently obtained hundreds of thousands of dollars in State Government funding when she was in charge of two not-for-profit migrant community health groups in Sydney's west.

>The witness said patients who were referred to Ms Sharobeem were mostly from Arabic backgrounds.

This is just the tip of the iceberg.

'cept for the gf part

Launch a violent insurrection.

I just recently moved to Sydney. I have a day off tomorrow, what are some things I can do around here? I'm open to do anything outdoors or see things

Literally anything is better than something with your shit clogging up one quarter. I've take a flag of a penis over the current one.

We never had a snow trip. Our camps were
>Year 7 - somewhere in the bush, can't remember
>Year 8 - some place with river kayaking and a cave
>Year 9 - "slum survivor" - took place at school, we had to build slums out of wood pallets, cardboard and nails and sleep in it overnight in the middle of winter
>Year 10 - the canberra one
>Year 11 - some teambuilding camp, half of it was spent indoors getting talks about time management shit for year 12
>Year 12 - just one night a few towns over, a small thing in our last week before graduation

Whereabouts in sydney? In the city or the west?

wait wtf is that thing? is it from somalia?
why would that be our flag?

Burwood?

go to the gap and take the easterly walk. there's a shortcut down to a secret cave if you jump the fence
>do try it

The only "camp" that everyone actually went to was the year 8 camp.

Everything else was just something a few dozen weirdos signed up for each year.

don't worry mate, she was a slut anyway

>she wanted to go to sydney to study
>i wanted to stay in brisbane
>we split up on good terms
>2 years later i found out she'd fucked at least 50 men in a single week
>she now has a son and a music degree

>Year 9 - "slum survivor" - took place at school, we had to build slums out of wood pallets, cardboard and nails and sleep in it overnight in the middle of winter
was your principal jewish by chance?

Why does the star have 8 points? Isn't it meant to have 7?

>was your principal jewish by chance?
no, just anglican

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This is our one true flag.

Yeah it is an okay flag. Pity about that Christian cross though.

No idea what burwood's got of its own but that's close enough to the CBD for you to go there and see all the touristy shit at circular quay if you haven't before
Also there's an ice rink near burwood if you're into that

That sounds good man! Any other sweet spot? I love the bush whacking nature

Yeah yeah a job is a luxury in your own country, true though you have to go in with that attitude instead of saying fuck you give me a job cunt. I hate workplace culture with a passion.

but it's not your country mate, it's the aboriginal's country. stop being racist and let some more asians in.

Not bad. Fuck Anglos. Half of them are faggots riding property. They are simply not Australian.

Ice skating no thanks, Been there done that, I have the cordination of a bag of rocks for ice skating. What is the aquarium like here? I am a massive ocean and marine life fan

Yeah only women and niggers can act self entitled these days. I get sick of faking it.

I haven't been to the aquarium since I was a kid, all I remember is they have one of those underwater glass tunnels
There's also the powerhouse museum which I always liked

>anglos not Australian

What the fuck is wrong with you?

it's absurd mate. 20 years ago you could walk into a random business and walk out with a job, today you have to try pretty hard to even work at mcdonalds. and then of course to make it worse you have the idiots with 8 different houses calling you lazy because you don't want to play hot potato with a bomb by getting 20 mortgages.

The fuckers are shutting the powerhouse down and shiftin it to west sydney, multi cultis need enlightenment over there.

t. Xìe 'true blue' Wang

I am celt.

Is that confirmed yet? Last I heard it was just a proposal

>>cashless welfare card for abbos and other neets will cost us taxpayers 10k, neets still btfo
>abc.net.au/news/2017-05-02/cashless-welfare-trial-costing-taxpayers-$10k-per-participant/8488268

Fuck I spend all my newstart on sex toys and prostitutes, what the fuck will I do now

kek another potato nigger.

>50 men in a single week
nice bait faggot,at least make it realistic,even 50 men in a year would be impressive

I thought I'd look up some stupid job advert. Found this one. Looks alright actually. Krauts know how to run a company. I've never seen any fucked cunts working at Aldi.

seek.com.au/job/32691714?type=standard&tier=no_tier&pos=3&whereid=3000&userqueryid=5f3f0fc3c97b99ffe08fedb8c27396dd-4668029&ref=beta

Protestant or nigger?

Sounds like a woman you'd want to be around

Maybe you shouldn't suck so much

Fuck off. I am a faggot nigger.

that was an estimate, she was apparently letting anyone who wanted to fuck her have a go. i may be dumb enough to be on Sup Forums at 6:45, but do you think i'm dumb enough to be around that dumpster fire?

They're gonna stick it in parramatta, it's confirmed.

Protestant. Catholics are homos. Better than niggers though.

Would you recommend the powerhouse museum? I went to the Australian Museum last week and got in for free because Mike Pence was there.

there are some pretty swoit spots around belanglo state forest for bushwhacking
popular spot for hitchhikers back in the day before travellers got all cucked and airbnb shit

Yes, evidently

They've raised the minimum wage while average income hasn't changed. He has to suck a lot less than he did 20 yrs ago cause they could pay him what he was worth back then.

are we g9nna ignore how based turnbull has been lately?

I'm nostalgic as fuck for it because it was comfy as fuck when I was a kid. I went again last year and it's a lot of the same stuff but it was still interesting. It focuses mostly on technological advancements of the last couple centuries rather than just being about history in general

The irish are a filthy degenerate people composed of drunkards and thief's. Have added nothing to human innovation or knowledge.

>she now has a son and a music degree
She's fucked, no-one'll ever marry a bitch with a music degree.

MEETUP WHEN

never

0.03 shekels have been deposited to your account

That sounds right up my alley. Thanks based ausbro for making me feel welcome. Also, what is the deal with Aldi. Is everything from a seconds factory or off brand. Everything looks real and fake at the same time

It was awesome as a kid, I'd recommend it if you've nothing else to do.

I am Welsh.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Welsh_inventors

Welsh faggots is a type of meal, hence faggot nigger.

Ive been shopping there a bit, I thought everything would be imported but a lot is aussie made - even if the co. is owned by some germans or whatever
$3 pizzas are great