>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
It's kinda slow for bingo. Not too many anons here either. But don't let me stop you!
Connor Long
"An assault just occured--"
"oh wait"
"nevermind"
Liam Green
I think it got changed. I'd update it, but I can't access the pastebin, and I only listen to citywide.
Easton Price
>FIRE requests robert ride along >Female bleeding from the face
Henry Stewart
goddammit i wanted to hear the good shit
Lincoln White
I'm here user thanks for the new card
Andrew Murphy
> Chicago may be bad but it's nothing like those third world shitholes.
It's worse.
Imagine your future. Buildings reaching the sky, lights shining against the darkness. Human potential on display in the raw iron and concrete. Monoliths stood tall against the entropy of nature.
You're there to see it, but you can only bear witness to your own ineptitude, incompetence, indolence, and the certainty that this place is not of your kind.
Just imagine living there, and watching firsthand what it's like to see your species move on without you. Human progress is real, but the best you can hope for is to be the decay that recycles and consumes the failed and dying remnants of the society that hosts you.
Because you're a fucking nigger.
Henry Davis
Well put.
Nolan Hernandez
>"CHECK YO KEYS ROBERT"
John Bennett
>Chiraq
Implying Chicago violence is caused by towelheads and not niggers.
Gavin Clark
What a magnificently aesthetic post. I'm screencapping this shit into the ghost robert archive.
Ryder Harris
...
Jayden Foster
>JUST KIDDING
Carson Green
Dispatch is such a cocktease.
>Son kicked in the door, he's weaering a black hoodie and carrying a bag
Jaxon Perez
>It's not niggers, honest injun!
Really?
>LOL just kidding >It's niggers.
Luke Ramirez
Huh...I've never thought of it like that. I'm white and from the Midwest the country farms though...suppose that's why. Shits bad here in Ohio. I've travelled a lot. Chicago in 08' was last I saw it though. but Chiraq has never ceased to amaze me as well as NYC cruelty runs rampant.
>dispatch: just kidding!
These young dispatch kids are a good balance to our Roberts.
Kayden Howard
Chiraq is what the natives call it, friend. They are implying that it's a warzone. If anything, when a call involves a Mohammed bin Al Goatshag bin Mohammed, he's usually a cabbie or a gas station manager getting robbed. lol.
Owen Powell
What? Of course I know it's nigs. I meant that it's funny you don't know they call it chiraq, faggot. Go take your adderall and come back to the thread.
Carson King
>male black throwing brooms at people
Fucking brooms.
Charles Flores
>the natives
You mean the Degos? Nah, just kidding again. You obviously mean niggers. They wouldn't dare call it Chicongo, as that would have racial overtones.
Evan Wilson
I kept it as well. Oh,Chiraq if you only knew we were listening.
Henry Powell
>Female Black >TL:DR physical desc. >On the mezzanine throwing BROOMS at people Nogwitches are fucking beasts
Cooper Phillips
>some guy named steve is hitting people with pipes
Isaiah Reyes
>Some guy named STEVE is hitting people with pipes Fucking plural. Is he carrying a fucking quiver of the things??
Luke Allen
>Steve is hitting people with pipes
Liam Davis
>it's funny you don't know they call it chiraq
How would anyone not know that? Of course they call it that. A famous nigger made a movie with the same name. It sounds like a middle eastern country. Completely ignoring the typical violence in the Congo and other nigger countries.
I can almost hear your lips smacking from here.
Nolan Morales
Well, looks like the bulk of the fun is over with for the evening. Stay comfy, anons.
Austin Davis
You too, Robert. Do stay well and come back to us.
Jacob Anderson
Four Gun Shot Mon!
Nathaniel White
Cheers m8. I'll be back tomorrow, just like every night.
Jack Ross
FOUR! FOUR SHOTS FIRED AHAHAH! (I'm sorry for lack of count graphic. I can't find it off hand my desktop is a disaster right now I'm doing somethin)
Jack Morris
>hispanic male bumped him from behind
Asher King
Some oc fresh off the press.
Nicholas Ward
Nice!
Grayson Lopez
That looks great!I'm on a phone, with a free app literally called paint.
Nathaniel Anderson
I will be in Chicago next week and am going to do everything in my power to kiss Robert.
