Are Brits still butthurt about the revolutionary war?

Are Brits still butthurt about the revolutionary war?

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Are you still butthurt about the Vietnam war?

Dont even learn about it in school nobody cares

not a big part of our history at all, a footnote maybe.

Yeah, its not like you're taught your countries losses in school

Brits are butthurt about losing 1/3 of the entire fucking earth

I'd rather have a pommy than a amerifat being overlord of the planet, now mother Britain is mother shalom allah akbar mohammad jihad derka derka tick tick boom

Are you still butthurt about every single war after WW2?

We lost 2 out of 3 wars we fought against foreign countries yet we are taught about those

>it wasn't a significant part of our history!
>it was a strategic victory not an evacuation!!
>it was a glorious revolution not a foreign invasion!!!

>losing your empire
>not a big part of your history
lel. this much damage control

Which war is that?

I heard they got it out of their system in 1812.

The only reason anybody here has ever even heard of it is because burgers go on and on about it. Some distant war of which there were a multitude. Irrelevant. It's about as important and pressing to us as the second Anglo-Sikh war.

the one where your former colonists handed your asses to you and sent you packing back across the atlantic

US dollar is the world currency m8

When you look up the numbers you can see how half arsed our reaction to the war was. Shit wasn't worth more than 99 out of our 4000+ ships.

the ones you don't have anymore you mean?

RULE MURRICA! MURRICA RULES THE SEA. UNITED STATES EVER EVER EVER WILL BE FREE

The brits were better at playing the empire game than anyone else and they managed to walk away from it when it was all getting too costly to maintain

Americans have a lot to learn from the brits

We lost. Don't be bitter. King George was a stupid tosser.

The UK nowadays is not even an empire. All they're getting after the Empire past is Indian shitskin pajeet immigrants abusing the laws for the Commonwealth countries.

The USA, in the other hand, literally owns the world in their pockets. The Russian Federation, China, we are an economical colonies of the USA.

However the UK is a the little cosy island with a high cultural level, cultural influence and old good conservative traditions.

>65%

There wasn't a war after WWII. Everything after that was a conflict. If we wanted to "win" these conflicts that would mean killing even more innocent civilians through absolute fire bombing. Could have done it to Vietnam, could have done to Iraq and the entire Middle East. You're just shitty because your country is shite and fucking cold everywhere. Join a real country with multiple biomes and time zones. A country with real power not bullshit European alliances.

>the ones you don't have anymore you mean?
We binned all but one since shit goes obsolete.

You what? We didn't lose our Empire for another 170+ years after the Revolutionary War... In fact, the British Empire continued to expand for a long time after 1776.

We're not butthurt about it at all. What is there to be butthurt about? You're free, you're doing very well, you're a superpower. We don't want to control you.
We're proud of our national history, but that doesn't mean that we want to go back.

back to the syrup mines, colonist

>getting too costly to maintain
LMAO is that what you believe?

we're not angry about it. but you know... things would have been better if you had stayed in the empire... But its not as if we like you guys or anything!

>We didn't lose our Empire for another 170+ years after the Revolutionary War
it was the beginning of the end for you. the fatal turning point. wouldnt have happened if you had shown us the proper respect

>it was the beginning of the end for you
We literally expanded and reached our peak at 1920. WW2 was the beginning of the end.

>implying that England isn't 90% Muslim

I think they're just shocked and buthurt that we don't even bother to learn about it, as it's such a tiny part of our history but means everything to them. Cute actually.

>burgers ask about whether we know about an irrelevant half-war 300 odd years ago
>don't like the answer

topkek, it's burger delusions 101. Literally nobody cares. I imagine 95% of people in this country couldn't even tell you what century it happened in.

Do Americans learn about the time they were brutally LEAFED in 1812 after illegally invading us?

Eh. If you think about it, it was either let America go or let it overwhelm the voting power of Britain. And even if you guys somehow managed to hold onto your political power, all your politicians would've basically been swayed by their economic investments in America eventually.

Glory glory hallelujah! His truth is marching on!

their mistake to learn and ponder over, not ours.

>it was the beginning of the end for you.

Not at all. The Empire continued to expand massively after the war into India, Africa, Canada, Australia, China, etc.
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The beginning of the end was probably the Boer War.

There's no doubt that Britain could have handled the conflict better, but at the end of the day there was also a growing` ideological gulf between Britain and the Revolutionaries. Independence (or at least a civil war) was inevitable.

I hope they are. Fuck them and their feelings.

Hell no. Losing gives pomfags a smug sense of moral superiority.

>Implying you've ever left Australia and know a damn thing about the world around you

tell yourself whatever makes you feel better. if you want to believe you were cucked by krauts instead of self-cucked by anglos who were your own former colonists, that's cool. either way, the world is ours now and you're a cultural theme park

>There's no doubt that Britain could have handled the conflict better
The boer war was more of a learning experience. Back then we still used musket tactics. But thanks to the experience during that conflict our exped force tore arse in France until it went to trench warfare.

They always show Mel Gibson's The Patriot on BBC America. Maybe they have anglo-guilt over the whole thing? Shit, I'd be pissed if my son ran away from home after a fight between me and him and he went on to become the most successful person to ever live.

>revolutionary war
>irrelevant
everyone in the world watched that ass-beating with rapt attention, bong. we had french and russians supplying us because they both wanted to see us kick your asses. we did, and now you're a global joke

>thinking the war was about tax
>being this arrogantly uninformed.
>probably believes the American Civil War was about slaves.

We rag on about Burgers not knowing history outside of their own, but people here are almost as willingly thickheaded.

The war was irrelevant, you were nothing more than inbred grain famers back then.

We barely even talk about it, you're the ones that constantly talk about it religiously and we just kind of nod and smile. You really need to understand how minor an event it was on our history. It may have been a big thing for you, being the founding of your country, but for us it was just another war.

You know the Empire grew and last over 150 more years after you left right? Of course you don't know that.

>American education

it wasn't about the tax you fucking limey. it was taxation without representation, forced military quarter, massacring our people and over all tryannical bullshit. save yourself the embrassment and abandon thread because your royal army got BTFO by a bunch of farmers with muskets

More butthurt about throwing tea into Boston harbour.
Fucking with our tea was a vicious move.

that just makes it even more embarrassing. you got your asses whooped by inbred grain farmers! lmfao

True, but it was also pretty much the high point for force projection (other than maybe the Opium Wars), and it exposed our weakness in dealing with native misbehaviour (which came back to haunt us in India and Kenya). The Boer War was pretty much the last time we really defended Empire.

tea is the primary dietary source of aluminum. no wonder your empire crumbled. you all have alzheimers

cocacola is the civilized man's caffeine drink

The Britbongs got BTFO by the French navy and taxes INCREASED following your successful peasant rebellion.

>royal army got BTFO by a bunch of farmers with muskets
you forgot the extra 99,000 French and Spanish troops added to your 40,000 farmers
;^)

See above. We got out arses very slowly whooped by two other major Empires.

whatever helps your pride limey. by the time they started helping us we were already beating your faces in. pathetic really.

Our uniforms looked sexier too, red faggots!

Foreign intervention, dude. The French threw their shit in and so did Spain. Not to mention that the Brits sent a few incompetent commanders.

>by the time they started helping us we were already beating your faces in
The only time you made gains was when they helped you and provided you with a navy double ours.

Your entire fucking country is a themepark. Burger. Your culture is consume consume consume, copying parts of other countries so you don't have to buy two tickets to sit your fat arses on the plane.
Britannia rules the waves. Britannia rules the world.

nope. just accept that you were defeated because america is the best god damn country and theface of the earth get fucked limey

We got defeated by foreign intervention while giving baby 13 colonies a spanking.

Let's face it, the US should have remained a British colony.

The loss of America isn't something we think about. We aren't even taught about it in school

>european "empires"
>major
this is what empire looks like, kiddo

>he said while paying the Hessians to fight for him

nah sorry. you were getting your ass kicked before we started getting help. the french intervention was just the cherry on top. keep posting meme lolis though you faggot piece of shit. just admit defeat your embarrassing yourself and your country. this is exactly why you lost the war. so damn cocky but in reality youre just cucks. our officers were actually known to fuck your officers wives while they were off fighting the war. britcucks

It's an important part of American history (the only thing worthy of note), not so much important to us, we have over 1000 years worth of history. A proxy war between Spain + France vs England is really nothing, considering we stole French money making islands, crushed the French empire (they went bankrupt and starved) and put an end to Napoleon later on.

But it's night time in America right now and they are drunk, hence these troll threads by them. They are pathetic and upset that some white kid got stabbed to death by a nigger, they are 56% white and antifa are running shit there now.

Shhhh America, it's sleep time now, no more tears.

There are sill loads of little islands that are British.

gov.uk/types-of-british-nationality/british-overseas-territories-citizen
We even lend Diego Garcia to the Yanks. So they can torture muzzies.

hashahahaHAHAHAHHA

we don't even fucking learn about it

our history stretches over far more important points than MUHRICA

it's cute because America is such a new country they constantly think we care about it as much as they do. really fucking cute.

>would rather believe he got cucked by the french than accept that anglos living in the americas cucked him
disgusting

>defend colonies from the french in a prior war
>things get costly, demand some taxes for the defence of the colonies
>revolution

wooooooooooooooow

>Some people having an argument about barber prices
>things get rowdy between the customer and barber
>british redcoat steps in
>colonists goes apeshit
>Boston massacre

woooooooooooooow

>T.Buttblasted bong

1. bullshit yes you do
2.
>haha not even mad lol HAHAHAHA SEE HOW NOT MAD I AM

tea in sea you bucktoothed cunt

>lend
we use your shit when we want because you're our bitch

theres literally nothing to even be buttblasted over lmfao

you honestly just make this shit up and pretend we still care

>cocacola is the civilized man's caffeine drink

Well played, user. Gave me a giggle.

Yes they are. But if it wasn't for that, they'd be butthurt about something else so...

Dude England's GDP and territory was way, way larger in 1910 than it was in 1776. America didn't overtake England as the world's most powerful country until the 1930s.

lmao my dudes are you being satirical? should i show you a photo of my laughing face?

we genuinely don't care about the revolution and there's nothing you could say on an internet forum to change that

>Leaving out making the American colonies pay for the French and Indian War.

what a strange thread this is

nothing but americans screaming at us

>NO
>YOU DO FUCKING CARE
>BRITS BTFO HAHAHAHAH

lmao? something in the water this mornings lads?

keep pretending limey

No we really don't and anyone that picks up a history book and actually looks at the American revolution for what it was can see that America was in the wrong, that America is a pathetic shit hole filled with niggers and even had a nigger rule them for 8 years.

You are niggers.
>pls halp us in Vietnam i beg u pls!
lolnope.

>pls leave the falkland islands alone pls!
lolnope.

>pls bomb assad and help jihadists
lolnope.

You Amerifails are so delusional it's amazing, I bet you in about 4 hours time you're going to come onto Sup Forums and create a thread asking why no one likes you and you'll start asking people to stop insulting America.

It's like clockwork, you're so pathetic.

ITT White Unity. There are bigger things to worry about, and you rejects are fighting over this shit. You're proving them right.

okay no but in all seriousness guys you are cool dudes over in the UK thanks for helping us kick the fucking shit out the germans. just dont forget whos top dog.

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telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11030099/Diego-Garcia-The-facts-the-history-and-the-mystery.html

Your country pays top dollar for it.

>giving France credit for kicking your ass
Do you fucking Brits even have pride anymore?

t. benedict arnold

I wish these T_d cucks were better at bantz. It's embarrassing.

hmm

George Washington started it.
They are drunk and retarded, it's like a nigger converting to Islam, it does not mix well.

it's another d/c thread my man

>thinks our meme dollars are "top"
we pulled the same trick on the native americans. enjoy your wampum, faggot. thanks for the clay

Tbh no shame in pulling out of a costly war when the two biggest Empires bellow you start kicking your shins.

>Are you still butthurt about every single war after WW2?
We didn't win WW2. Jews won.
>We lost 2 out of 3 wars we fought against foreign countries yet we are taught about those

Are Amerifats still butthurt about 1812?

thread is shit and you should all look at yourselves, brits included.

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Your dollars might be memes but I get to exchange those meme dollars for your mothers cunt whenever I want.

u mad about that?

That's a comfy image.