Brit/pol/ Christian Edition

>Brexit talks could collapse - Juncker walks out on May
news.sky.com/story/may-and-junckers-brexit-talks-were-not-a-disaster-no-10-insists-10859423
archive.is/8Rcgd

>Theresa May hiding from public, no TV debates, lists public rally as "child's birthday"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-election-latest-scotland-speech-visit-crathes-village-hall-aberdeenshire-corbyn-childs-a7709921.html
archive.is/d7P47

>MPs ramp up anti-"fake news" campaign = war on free speech
theguardian.com/technology/2017/apr/26/facebook-must-step-up-fake-news-fight-before-uk-election-urges-mp?CMP=share_btn_tw
archive.is/s31xB

>SNP election victory would mandate INDYREF2 in Scotland
reportuk.org/2017/04/30/election-victory-would-give-snp-the-right-to-hold-new-referendum-over-half-of-scots-think/
archive.is/nZchL

>Farron softens 'hard-Bremain' policy to woo Brexiters
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/30/tim-farron-says-bit-eurosceptic-bid-win-brexit-voters-liberal/
archive.is/SKiKJ

>'Brink of Bankruptcy' is election hyperbole
forbes.com/sites/francescoppola/2017/04/30/the-uks-prime-minister-got-her-election-strapline-from-a-surprising-source/#1290b1fa7dec
archive.is/TrhTi

>Live GE2017 odds : Coalition of Chaos (CoC) @ 10/1
paddypower.com/bet/politics/other-politics/uk-politics?ev_oc_grp_ids=282167

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youtube.com/watch?v=mDAq5EyTAFs
youtube.com/watch?v=wEpwXfyV188
youtube.com/watch?v=N65nTEe0u7I
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4465772/Diane-Abbott-mocked-Twitter-users-memes.html
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/cornwall-live-reporter-locked-in-room-banned-filming-theresa-may-factory-tour-general-election-a7713311.html
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/02/could-theresa-mays-ed-miliband-moment-prime-minister-enjoys/
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-election-latest-scotland-speech-visit-crathes-village-hall-aberdeenshire-corbyn-childs-a7709921.html
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/looks-like-theresa-prays-downing-10326471
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/02/voters-play-theresa-may-slogan-bingo-election-fever-grips-tory-hq
order-order.com/2017/05/02/diane-abbott-police-numbers-car-crash/
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Vote UKIP

>modern British pop music is shi-

youtube.com/watch?v=mDAq5EyTAFs

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Who?

Lucozade tastes disgusting now. Wtf?

That's stupid, Farage wants the blue passport back and we are going to get it back soon.

START DRINKING ARYAN BLOOD.

youtube.com/watch?v=wEpwXfyV188

i drank a six pack of them the other day and i rather wish i hadn't

its like when you don't enjoy something but you're so pathetic that you want to finish it to say you've achieved something today

they dropped the sugar amount which is fucking stupid, if you're watching your weight you shouldn't be drinking fucking lucozade in the first place

>implying it ever tasted good

I haven't heard about this petition, is it an ongoing thing or a past thing?

Just got internet back after a week without a working phone line.

Pretty harrowing stuff to be honest.

Honestly I prefer the maroon passport.

We have blue and it's basically nigger-tier like every other chink and spic passport.

They changed the recipe so it doesn't have as much sugar in it

Lads, quick query
>In relationship with mixed race QT
>4 years on and off, arguments about anything and everything
>She starts spewing out SJW shit and balloons up from a thicc 9 stone QT to a 19 stone beast
>Blames everything and everyone on racism, calls me racist for saying Egyptians weren't black
>Changes all her respectable Uni courses for shit like Philosophy and Ethics
>Starting to have trouble walking because of her weight
>Refuse to go see her because her house is a fucking tip
>Meanwhile QT scottish Haggis lass I went to school with is messaging me asking me to come spend a few days with her
Conflicted.

Yes but the EU passport is tiny and the old one was big.

As soon as we leave I'll be trading in my passport and driving licence for ones without the EU flag on.

You know what to do lad

>conflicted

BIG
BLUE
PASSPORT

Drop it like a hot potato

Drop the munter, stir the haggis.

delet this

>being with a mutt
>being with a fatty
>being with an sjw
>being with a woman
What you need to do is show are Tim a good time.

Has /r/ukpolitics or /r/unitedkingdom weighed in on Diane Abbott's fuck up yet?

>In relationship with mixed race QT
I stopped reading right there.

How is the Diane Abbott video still not in the OP? It's been trending since it happened at about half 7 this morning.

youtube.com/watch?v=N65nTEe0u7I

>Implying there is anything to be conflicted about.

Still waiting for a source.

Lucozade? Now they've dropped the sugar content things may resolve themselves with your qt.

Yet you still have him a (You)

She was intimidated by the mean racist white man

I saw that it was quite low down on /r/UK. 16th.

"Nick Clegg furious with 'pompous, sanctimonious' Piers Morgan on Good Morning" - far less relevant or important is 3rd.

So has /brit/pool fully embraced the cuckservative meme? You all support the """""""""conservatives""""""""" now?

Sherri Few is /outgurl/ pol
Support her

is this a serious post or are you trolling

>mixed race QT

should have stopped reading roight there

>dat London

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You cuck

When referring to the Conservative party please capitalise the C, to do otherwise implies that they are a conservative party.

brit/pol/ doesn't know what it supports

i don't know what i support

everything is fucked

It's pretty fucking dire, can't wait for the next census

Hmm? Two non arguments and some pathetic attempts at british """humor""" perhaps?

Reminder: Kate Ferguson, the "political correspondent" for the Daily Mail posts on brit/pol/, or at least lurks here.

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There isnt much else to go for. I probably won't vote Tory, but I don't too much blame people who do this time around.

>Yet you still have him a (You)
I'm giving a (You) to you too, and it was only to point out that you probably should have used the word gave instead of have.

You pretty much need to have a maths, physics or engineering degree.

Google "GCHQ sample test" if you want to see the maths ability they want you to have.

We've got ramps, and if you don't settle down you might find yourself being thrown off of one.

You had HP and Pork Pie mate? Fucking heavenly.

They're all the same. It's all just one unending grey blur.

G and H are next to each other and I'm phone posting.

Does she? I saw she posted this dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4465772/Diane-Abbott-mocked-Twitter-users-memes.html

>wtf I love the Daily Mail now.

Go on m8, give us the deets

That's a good thing.
Putting all your eggs in one basket and saying "I solely embrace this one and only party" is a recipe for disaster.

why did she get out of the car

>carry all my eggs in separate baskets
>overwhelmed with the excess weight from baskets
>fall over
>break all my eggs

>give up on girls
>new girl outta nowhere joins university class
>perfect Christian cutie
>perfect cosy fashion sense
>AND she is totally into me
>doesn't make friends with many other people
>just me and a few others
>I'm probably the main guy in her life
>today she actually asked me to meet up later, just the two of us, at a nice bar

>tell her "Bitch I'm MGTOW" and walk away

Lads, there was some guy going around a few days back saying that pic related was bad? What is the BBFC?

*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*

That's all it takes for this quintessentially British man to break down your door. "Give me one reason why I shouldn't shoot you in your stupid kaffir head."

What do?

I don't know. The more I think about it the more the ending irritates me.

>Theresa May locks up press in tiny room and refuses to let them film her touring a factory
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/cornwall-live-reporter-locked-in-room-banned-filming-theresa-may-factory-tour-general-election-a7713311.html

>Theresa May attempts to eat food normally
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/02/could-theresa-mays-ed-miliband-moment-prime-minister-enjoys/

>Theresa May books out Scotland hall as "children's birthday party"
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-election-latest-scotland-speech-visit-crathes-village-hall-aberdeenshire-corbyn-childs-a7709921.html

>Theresa May prays every night before she goes to bed, visits church often
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/looks-like-theresa-prays-downing-10326471

>Theresa May repeats herself constantly in speech
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/02/voters-play-theresa-may-slogan-bingo-election-fever-grips-tory-hq

Is Theresa May autistic?

The consensus is clear.
It all fucking appeared out of nowhere, believe it or not.
>First year of Uni she's calling Gender studies a waste of money
>Accepted the fact I didn't want kids because I would like them to look like me
>Racist as fuck to blacks, assumes anyone darker than her is a rapist and won't walk anywhere alone because of them

>A year of University brainwashing later, she is like she is now

Sorry lads, she had the injection and doesn't want kids.

>Put eggs in separate baskets.
>Carry them all at once anyway.

Except my door isn't made of fucking cardboard.

The give films the U/PG/12/15/18 ratings.
And they love rating anime really high for no reason.

Pic related.

>OI LADS, this nob ain't votin tory! Let's show em how brilliantly we treat folk who ain't acceptin of immigrants!

I don't have all fucking day to take 12 separate trips to tesco

Dem eyes

Praying daily isn't entirely uncommon, she is a vicar's daughter and all that.

>Teleports behind you

Nothing personal kid

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>Implying my door doesn't have a cast iron triple lock

Just leaving the house and Jacob Rees- mogg was stood outside, had a quick conversation with him, got a leaflet and shook his hand. Feeling blessed lads

order-order.com/2017/05/02/diane-abbott-police-numbers-car-crash/

>Diane Abbot

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>>A year of University brainwashing later, she is like she is now
KEK. You got what you deserved, now stop fucking niggers.

Niiiiice. That'll show that cunt Vicky that you're not to be messed with.

My problem isn't really the classification in and of itself but the amount of financial pressure they can use against publishers forcing voluntary censorship.

Do you agree with him that the monarchs power should be subservient to the Popes and if you disagree GCHQ should be able to monitor your phone.

now overlay with the 2011 riots lmao

>Buy 5 dozen eggs in one trip.
vs
>Make 5 trips over the weeks.

>cast iron
>post a picture of Cameron
FUCK
RIGHT
OFF

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Lovely work, that's going right in my Farronkun collection that is.

Those posters in that article are hilarious. Looks like all the unfunny people gather here.

>the only time london is white is on a right wing petition demographic map

Ehh probably not. But he's a laugh in the house of commons

are you the translator guy ?

The monarchs don't even use their power lad

Fucking poor people.

Those children are probably not even school-aged and I already put my hand over my wallet just looking at that picture.

whats your evidence

>look at this stuff I saw on twitter
The absolute fucking STATE of journalism

HQ pic related if you want it.

Oh nice, a question on finite state automata and regular languages.
Second question is beyond me though, didn't do compsci, just maths.

Jesus, do you not care about your liver at all?

You in his constituency?

>Sup Forums pepe avatar
>uses tory slogan hashtag

disgusting desu

What I like best about that article is how little effort went into it. She went on twitter, searched for "Dianne Abbott" and then just took screenshots of random tweets.

Hardly the most taxing of journalism jobs, but you'd have expected her to at least have spelt Diane Abbott correctly in the search. But look at each screenshot and you can tell she didn't.

I hope most of you lot aren't mgtow/r9k tier women hating cucks.