New trailer for the Dark Tower film

New trailer for the Dark Tower film

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All hail the Crimson King!

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Too bad he had to settle for this. He would have been great as black James Bond.

what's it about? is he a cowboy?

also i can tell it'll be shit just from his accent with the two lines he said.

I agree.

#FuckWhitePrivilege

Stephen King books, but they changed the cis white male to a based BLACK MAN. Good!

Stephen, no!

Seen the new Handmaid's Tale?

Offred is married to a black guy, has his baby before she's taken as a Handmaid.

New love interest is Mexican.

All the evil Fascist leaders are white guys.

Looks cool but I never read the books.

Wait now, hol' up
*smacks lips*

Does he dog on white folk?

>what's it about? is he a cowboy?

It's based on a novel series about a gunslinger questing across a blighted fantasy land. The gunslingers in that world are like samurai or knights errant.

i torrent everything to prevent any shekels going to finance this nauseating degeneracy

Well they are casting for a masculine role so why would they pick a faggot whiteboi..

I keep waiting for the part where it shows a dystopian future.

Ditto.

Already looks bad.

Dropped it during the second book, in retrospective i am surprised i got that fart.

WE WAS GUN SLANGERS AN SHEEEEIT!

sounds dumb desu

Somethings are a little off for me.

Banning women from working overnight would wreck the economy when 40-50% of the workforce is suddenly gone.

The Dark Tower is basically Stephen King going through his wastebin after a day of editing, pulling out all the stupid shit he removed from other stories, and putting it all together in one series.

Still better than The Stand, though.

He wouldn't be half as good as Craig, I'm so glad they're keeping him for one more film. They just need to lose Mendes and get new screenwriters.

epic western/mix/mindfuck, homage of the Lord of the Rings

Women don't actually do that much of the work though. They are disproportionately in do nothing make work positions.

I envy you

It really falls apart book 5ish
I was already that far in so I pushed thru and read all of them
No real payoff at the end. Just disappointing all around

Getting hit by that van really knocked something a loose. I loved all his pre-2000 books