>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>Male Black with a ton of aliases >Multiple warrants >Parolee >ID is not certain
>Caller says her ex wants to kill himself
>Multiple hispanics (male and female) arguing
>Male black stole a bench from a mental institution, and is currently trying to sell it to a recycling center Oh boy, already a feisty night
Jackson Cooper
>Dispatch doesn't think any of the Male Black's warrants are attributable to him >..except for the homicide. SHEEEIIIIT
Zachary Martin
>Male black with a red jacket and a clip board >Walking down the street knocking on doors He's probably selling magazine subscriptions.
Elijah Parker
>Caller says that a group of juvenile male blacks (10 and under) are banging on her windows >Says she believes they are doing it because she is fostering spanish children
Camden Parker
And just like his magazines, he will never actually be delivered from Chicongo
He jus tryna get dat PCP money
will tonight be another drug laden "sold muh stamps, gonna need an amber-lamps" episode?
Will Robert ever catch that motherfucking Porsche?
Zachary Gomez
>Will Robert ever catch that motherfucking Porsche? You raise interesting questions, user. I'm just wrapping up my dinner prep. Let's see what bounties the night brings us.
Aiden Davis
DAS RAYYYCISSSSS
it appears the Tyrone v Juan beef begins at a very young age
Angel Gonzalez
In between two games at my 14 year old's doubleheader, getting my CPD fix through you Roberts til I can listen comfy style
Blake Ross
Older nogs and rap music. The teachers can't do shit, the pastors aren't worth shit, the "community organizers" are fucking scams, older coons teach the younger coons about EBT and flags, die in their 20's, and the kids grow up to taker their place. it's beautiful, in a horrific sort of way
Austin Scott
Cheers, m8. It's just us for now, maybe with the thread being bumped more roberts will find their way in.
Robert Hernandez
Lots of active battery calls right now. They seem to be coming in every 5 minutes or so
Jack Collins
From earlier: >Thaisha is having a dispute with her child's father >The mother is trying to throw her and her new boyfriend out of the house Yesterday was gibs day and today Male Black is acting erratically. I wonder if the two things are related.
Hunter Phillips
Getting dark and RRH approaches, with this much already I'm thinking at least one CVS call and multiple 7-11s tonight. Be strong tonight /ourpoos/
Michael Reyes
Like clockwork. It's like the day after Christmas, by the day after gibs the bloom is off the rose
Carson Richardson
>I wonder if the two things are related. Oh, I'd say that is likely. Sprinkle some free money on Male Black and watch him turn it into bad ideas realized.
Robert Murphy
Got the flu somehow and I have been sick all day. Hearing a city go down in flames will keep me warm and comfy.
Ian Moore
Stay hydrated, fluanon. I hope you feel better after a few hours of coonery voyeurism.
>Male Black bf stole the callers phone and her car and is heading for the freeway
Benjamin Martin
Evening, Roberts. How are the streets tonight?
Nicholas Brooks
batteries, assaults, the chilluns are beating on windows, some pizza dude just got held up by a group of blacks.
Noah Thomas
I tuned in earlier this afternoon "groups of teems" punching women, robbing, and committing various acts of nigardry.
When school lets out the "teens" start going ape.
Justin Watson
Gotta get back in ankle monitor range fast
Aiden Butler
Good morning Roberts.
Two important questions.
1. Was the Porsche caught yet?
2. Was the elderly lady from last night that hasn't talked to her kids in 5 days ok? I hope she is.
Isaac Long
MUH PAROLE OFFICER IS CALLIN SHEEEIIIT!!!
1. It remains at large, as far as I know 2. No further. ;_;
Andrew Miller
Thanks. Porsche on the lose. Wonder if there will any spotting tonight.
I'm my head, the old lady just turned her ringer off and is perfectly fine.
Luis Moore
Maybe she knew gibs day was coming up and didn't want niqqas trying to crowd her for her social security check
Robert and that Porsche must reach resolution soon, the suspense is killing me
Parker Richardson
I hope the PorscheMugger becomes a recurring character this season.
>the old lady just turned her ringer off and is perfectly fine. I-I know those feels. Sometimes the world can fuck off.
>All that sheboon caterwauling in the bg >Robert asking for more cars What the fuck is happening there. There's at least one Eddie car being directed in that call.
Aiden Cook
Highlights from the early evening:
>car got shot up >two requests for body removal, unknown causes >missing 8 year old >knife fight at Church's Chicken >group of black males, all looking under the age of 10, beating a hispanic kid >caller says he was beaten by a male who entered the apartment as a female
Xavier Martin
>>caller says he was beaten by a male who entered the apartment as a female Damn, I wish I was here for that. SURPRISE, NIGGUH!
Jacob Nguyen
I have found too many people after calls like that. Never ends well so I am hiding behind delusion
Jeremiah Clark
I will never forgive myself if I miss the take down of the Porsche
Christian Parker
>I'm my head, the old lady just turned her ringer off and is perfectly fine.
Old people die. Regardless of what happens after you die, even if she's not in a "better place" you know it at least can't be worse than Chicago.
Christian Wright
Shit I'm really torn between what I imagine as a popeye's/church's chicken gang fight and Transception
Both must have a decent amount of back story
Is this how Dick Wolff wrote all those Law and Orders? Police scanner nightly for inspiration?
Benjamin Martin
>patient was struck in the chest with a 2x4
Robert Garcia
Very true. An old lady dying peacefully would be ok. Just sad that she could have died and been alone and not found for so long
Aaron Lewis
Gonna build a wall on this niqqas chest!
Eli Walker
Brilliant. I'm making a bread bowl full of clam chowder, time to get /comfy/
Benjamin Nelson
I'm guessing Tyrone tried to stiff his tranny hooker in more ways that one.
Sebastian Jenkins
I am truly riveted. Waiting on an m night shamalan twist where Porsche driver puts on his Freddy Kruger mask and gets out his laser pointer, or starts stealing telephone poles. The storylines have to merge somewhere
Logan Reyes
>it at least can't be worse than Chicago. >Old bird dies >Goes to hell >Satan manifests wreathed in flame, his infernal majesty swirling about him like a horror-besotted cloak >He gestures, and the reeking clouds part, an endless plain of souls enduring the tortuous wages of their lives of sin
>When he turns back, he shocked to see that Velma is lighting a Marlboro Light off of the hem of his cloak >Her face is impassive. "Nice view. Got any room left by that sulfur lake?" says she through a cloud of cigarette exhaust
Brayden Rivera
Oh Fuck reminiscent of "The Goat" who got rolled by three male Hispanic prostitues, wasn't that a week or two ago?
Ethan Adams
IT'S HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN!
Ryder Moore
Fucking Kek
Also the reaction I imagine from Crabby Dispatch
Luke Clark
pbuh
Jayden Young
>Also the reaction I imagine from Crabby Dispatch By your digits, Crabby'd ask, >"Where do I plug in my headset? I'd like to get back to work."
Luke Edwards
My brother makes those.
Austin Robinson
>gutshot
Henry Gonzalez
Sounds delightful. I had butterfly-filleted chicken breast in a wine sauce of my own concoction, with rice and mushrooms.
Blake Sanchez
I will take that ending. I am emotionally invested in this hunt. Though it doesn't seem like they are actually actively looking. Just happen upon him.
Bentley Morgan
F
You might survive a 2x4 attack but this niqqa ded
Anthony Ross
possibly worse. He might live. They can save your miserable ass from all sorts of GSWs, but a gut shot might cost you a string of your guts. He might end up shitting in a bag for the rest of his life.
Levi Phillips
oh fuck
Joshua Ward
Even male black doesn't wanna live the lunch sack life. There is no reliable way to pimp out your colostomy bag
Brayden Robinson
OH FUCK ROBVERT IS UNDER ATTACK
William Edwards
>shots fired >officer down
Oh shit.
Brandon Reyes
fuuuckk what's happening?
James Nguyen
OFFICER DOWN >SHOTS FIRED OFFICER DOWN >SHOTS FIRED OFFICER DOWN >SHOTS FIRED OFFICER DOWN >SHOTS FIRED
Sebastian Collins
Holy shot
Officer down.
I am shaking.
Never heard anything like that screaming
Easton James
no no no pls :(
Michael Baker
Fuck! that is NOT what we want to hear. Prayers Robert - Prayers!
Grayson Diaz
I was thinking yesterday at some point we'd hear the death screams of a wounded Robert.. he's gonna make it, right guys?
John Powell
partner is hit
Ryan Lewis
GET THOSE AMBULANCES ROLLING
Austin Perry
Oh shit hold on Robert!
Jackson Cruz
Throw a prayer up there you guys - if you're so inclined...in agreement..
Isaiah Walker
one time a police officer was shot in front of my driveway
i'm now sobbing
Ian Cooper
May Kek will it so
Thomas Price
Fowoke af rn
Adam Lee
Sounds like two officers wounded, black car fleeing the scene. The whole grid is lit up with units responding. Ambulances, multiple Roberts
Get those motherfuckers.
Ryan Adams
That was sobering.. damn
Luke Peterson
poor Robert is doomed to be only a legend when his nemesis has him surrounded
Jeremiah Long
Is it happening?
Nathaniel Hernandez
Someone not gonna make it to trial for this
Easton Campbell
I figured we would hear something like this eventually. I never thought it would come out of the dark sudden-like, with no warnings. I can't even tell you which of the calls that Robert was responding to that he got shot on.
>Ambulances and Robert are coordinating to isolate a path to the hospital Fuck the commuters, Save those men!
Jackson Gomez
The terror. I have never heard anything like that. Oh man.
I have seen countless suicide aftermaths, dead bodies, people cut themselves and deal with schizophrenics for a living. Nothing has even hit me like those screams.
Sending a prayer. Shit.
Logan Miller
I meant to say:
it sounded exactly like that, his partner sounded exactly like that this situation and that one are damn near identical that cop survived, okay, shot in the head through a windshield and survived! have good thoughts have hope pray
Brody Powell
They are okay!
Liam Rivera
>They're OK! FUCK YEAH IIIA VESTS!!
Ryder Young
Now find those POS! Hunt them down!
Jonathan Jenkins
>officers are OK >officers are OK >officers are OK
Joshua Ortiz
Injured but OK.
Carson Stewart
...
Brody White
Symptoms may include:
1. Carelessness and lack of attention to detail 2. Continually starting new tasks before finishing old ones 3. Poor organizational skills 4. Inability to focus or prioritize 5. Continually losing or misplacing things 6. Forgetfulness 7. Restlessness and edginess 8. Difficulty keeping quiet and speaking out of turn 9. Blurting out responses and often interrupting others 10. Mood swings, irritability and a quick temper 11. Inability to deal with stress 12. Extreme impatience 13. Taking risks in activities, often with little or no regard for personal safety or the safety of others for example, driving dangerously.
Colton Lopez
Fuck, I think I'll have a drink now, I can't cope with the anxiety/relief transition I just went through
>Now find those POS! Hunt them down! Fucking this. Get those motherfuckers, Robert.
Gavin Williams
Jesus when did that go down? I just turned on the stream, is it still an ongoing situation?
Justin Edwards
Checklist for male black
Tyler Carter
Closing all intersections on Ashland to transport to hospital.
Mason Robinson
When did what? All the shit I listed?
Jeremiah Parker
Few minutes ago, two Roberts down, manhunt begins
Alexander Cook
Damn that's unfortunate, hope they get the fuckers.
Carson Wright
Checked - black vehicle fleeing the scene won't be fleeing for long
Austin Torres
just about 15 minutes ago as of now
Cooper Williams
Sorry, I was referencing the officers down, should have clarified.
Elijah Howard
There was a Robert team on a call(we don't know which) It involved a tow truck, and a minivan. A black car(assumed) began firing through the truck/ minivan, and into the cruiser. One Robert was hit, and his partner made the most...anguished, terror-filled call I'd ever heard listening to this stream. He was apparently being shot also while making this call.
For the last few minutes, we've been listening to the grid reoriient to come charging down on this scene. Additional unit reports that both officers are injured but OK
Nathan Adams
those EMTs are fast
Tyler Smith
No problem.
Still shook up from the screaming must have misunderstood
Camden Young
Dammit minivans are always harbingers of doom
Jose Phillips
Thank fuck.
Benjamin Ortiz
Thank you for the information good sir. Glad to hear that they're both OK, hopefully none of the injuries are life-threatening.
