/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - EMERGENCY BAKE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Face The Nation 4/30/17
youtu.be/t55wTLHwGZE
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #14 4/28/17
youtu.be/u7oOmkXYznU
>Pres Trump Rally @ Harrisburg, PA 4/29/17
youtu.be/y9viYq9Z3U4
>VP Pence @ USS Indiana Christening 4/29/17
youtu.be/-jtmzlLz_2M
>Pres Trump signs EO establishing Office of Trade and Mfg 4/29/17
youtu.be/28Blqw7_-lQ
>Pres Trump interview w/Martha Maccallum 4/28/17
youtu.be/8NqMJq6nR_8
>FLotUS Melania visits sick kids @ Bunny Melon Healen Garden 4/28/17
youtu.be/s6mOS3mZK9E
>Pres Trump @ NRA 4/28/17
youtu.be/0jD-3jp-HUQ
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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So...

Can we just take a clue from the left and just start calling the jews "The one percent"?

it's so much cleaner and they can't get mad at us for it without looking like a bunch of nazis

OLD THREAD:

New thread

ok

ahhwooo~

>88

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Awoo!

REMINDER: I will not be baking again. I am to be sleeping soon.

Drumpf has had a far worse 100 days than pretty much any of his predecessors.

Despite having control over both houses of Congress, he failed to pass health care reform. That’s on Paul Ryan as much as it’s on Trump, but Trump certainly didn’t help. He checked out at the wheel and Democrats and the Freedom Caucus controlled the messaging war and shut it down. It was a colossal failure for the Republicans.

His budget has been mocked and derided by even Republicans, and just recently the Democrats led by Pelosi and Schumer outfoxed Trump and many conservative Republicans by cutting a deal with the moderate Republicans and managing to actually get funding for things like Planned Parenthood, NASA, PBS, NPR, and limit the EPA cuts from 30% to 1%. The alternative was to shut down the government. That’s right, the majority party which controls all branches of government would have been forced to shut down the government because they can’t lead.

He’s not the negotiator he claimed he was. How anyone could have tricked themselves into thinking he was I don’t know. He’s a man who inherited his money, and his book, the Art of the Deal, is rife with bullying tactics and business thuggery. Hot and cold might work on the business scene (and maybe not given how many bankruptcies he’s had) but politics requires nuance, and Trump has none of that.

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diot has been delivered to him, and President Xi basically changed Trump’s mind on foreign policy in a 10 minute conversation. At the same time, his incompetence is dangerous. It’s agitated North Korea, disturbed Russia, and he could have gotten into a trade war with Canada. Canada! America’s closest ally and biggest trading partner (or one of them).

His only achievement was getting Gorsuch confirmed, but that has nothing to do with him. He probably just picked a name off of a list that McConnell or Ryan or someone from the Federalist Society gave him. The rest was all McConnell.

Blumpf has been beaten in almost everything he’s set out to do, and his only ‘accomplishments’ have been cruel and petty, like reinstating the global gag rule, like deregulating environmental protections.

Woe betide the people who voted for this crook and idiot. Shame their pride will blind them from ever admitting that they were wrong.

We almost got the intern treatment.

Already done. It was blasted.

>this kills the civic nationalist

The wall. Those cancer fucks get an assload of cash every year and still no cure.

>prev >>

>over 100 days in
>anime still not real
>no slavic brides for anyone yet
>F-14 hasn't been brought back

WTF I hate Drumpf now
I knew I should have voted for a True Conservative™

Wall keeps the cancer(spics) out.

This is a good idea.

>implying budget money can only be assigned to one thing at a time
>implying all cancer is the same

CALIFORNIA'S LAST HOPE
DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON TO DEFEAT THE SMUGGEST LIBERAL PRICK IN AMERICA
PLEASE AT LEAST GIVE A BUMP

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ITS TIME FOR 1 MORE THING

>haha hey stupid BLOOMPF supporters! would you rather x or y based on the parameters that i set?! checkmate! hillary is automatically the president!!

why aren't you retweeting the best speech ever?

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/859514893418082310

Building a wall IS curing cancer
just at the national level

Sir, you repeat yourself

The picture ain't lying. Gives an American a nice job for removing unwanted trash. This could have been drawn by a pro-Trump artist.

Let's review today.
>Ross said the Syria strike was after dinner entertainment
>Putin and Trump talked about Syria
>the entire press briefing
>not a lot of shills today their narratives are broken
10/10 day. And it's only May 2nd.

Which would you prefer, spending your evening bitching on Twitter or spending it volunteering at your local food bank?

>look how dump and fat and ugly and retarded white people are
Can I sign up for part time work as beating cop for mexican family division?

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They're already using that though and "the 1%" lost its punch a while ago

Don't you mean ONE MORE TIME

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*crosses border illegaly*

youtube.com/watch?v=klVe7_2UEQ8

:)

Have you hailed Oklahoma today?

>tfw my uncle agrees with trump almost 100% but disagrees that paul ryan is doing a bad job

what do i tell him, /ptg/

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Also, have some of you forgotten that Trump is not aligned with the GOP? He used the GOP as a platform to get into office, and got into office in part because he was NOT what was standard in either party. If the GOP learns any, they'll jump to his calls instead of expecting him to conform to theirs.

AWOO

Kek that fucking file name

Kek'd and checked.

Oklahoma is a pretty based state.

REMINDER WE HAVE A THREAD TO RECYCLE WHEN THIS ONE IS DONE

Tell him about the jews.
Everything else will follow

If he doesn't live in Ryan's district, ignore him.

wat

>True Conservative™
that would be a mistake. You need to vote for a Principled™ God-fearing™ True Conservative™ Constitutionalist™ like Ted Cruz.

Nothing, he's probably smarter than you

you forgot:
>image related

awoo?

>stuck vehicle
>easily spotted
>found within minutes
>shot on sight

Wall, Cancer we'll still get support from the left to cure and have funding for said cure, they'll never want to fund a wall even if a conventional invading army is amassing at the border.

BUILD

BOB CALLING OUT SOROS!

The Five sucks so bad
why is this on?
It's shit

AWOO

Always Awoo.

aaaahahahahahhahahahahahha

>Bob Beckel calls out Soros and they immediately shut the show down
What the fuck was that?

Anybody else see that?

What's the difference?

VIOLATION OF AMERICAN LAW AND Sup Forums LAW OF BEING A GYSPY WHILE BEING A GYSPY. LETHAL FORCE IS NOW ENGAGED.

>pasta 4u
Shills have been pushing a Kushner / Soros connection theme today.

I was curious where it came from, so I looked into it.

Salon wrote a story that was >>>heavily implying

THE

I'm disappointed in how the right-wing internet sphere has been regurgitating leftist talking points so much lately. If you got your news only from Breitbart or people like Coulter, you would think that Trump just sold his base down the river with this spending bill. You wouldn't know that it's only for four months, you wouldn't know that it's Obama's money that the Republicans get a shot at, you wouldn't know that the Democrats blatantly lied about stuff like additional funding for Puerto Rico. It's frustrating that they're either so stupid or so desperate for clicks that they'd blindly parrot such bullshit.

Oy vey, shut it down Goyim!

hmmph
awoo

I still don't understand this infographic. Am I fucking retarded or something? The key makes no sense.

AWWWOOOOO

NIGGER!

>look at pics of french election
>lots of french twinks in Le pen rallies


why are french bois so qt?

FULLY AUTOMATIC SPIC CATAPAULT.

did hannitys cellphone just go off?

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Awoo's will be shot on sight from this point on.

Kimberley Guillfoyle (sp?) was in full on damage control it was abnormal for the 5

yup

It hurts my head too. legend is same for top and left

And the cop that killed Alton Sterling (peace be upon him for he dindu nuffin and was a gud boi) isn't getting charged. May have some happenings soon.

Most cancers are already cured. Wtf is this guy on about?

Bobwas too retarded to say the damn thing though

SWAMP.

>implying Mexicans aren't worse than cancer

>tfw no one checks your digits

Post pics of boipucci faggot, stop teasing

Cancer will never be cured until we can convince the health industry to curing is more profitable than treating.

I've always found that show boring.

Trump's mouth is Putin's cock holster.

just goes to show you that both sides can generate shit content and attempt to control a narrative

>lets talk about your choice

Nah, nobody remembers or cares now.

RADICAL ALT-LEFT DESTORY TRUMP MEDIA

whoa cmon pal

Doesn't Dwayne Johnson have a show on CNN now? He might have more positive political influence there than he would as governor of Wonderland.

Dark red means Trump sweeped white and non-white. Bright red means he only got the white. Saturated blue means Hillary got both

Pmurt's America.