>be me at 14
>at milo's live show, even though i didn't even know of him at 14
>show up in cute outfit because if milo sees me i want him to think i'm cute
>walk into building and find seat
>"look how fucking close i am to the podium"
>milo comes out all casual and everyone applauds
>me: *makes faggot noises and also applauds*
>i stare intently at milo as he talks and makes jokes
>somewhere in the middle of the show he notices me staring at him and addresses me
>"hey, you. yes, you in the front."
>"me?" i say as i point at myself and look around in shock
>"yes, you in your little blazer. how old are you?"
>"uhm..14 hehe.."
>"are you single?"
>*shrugs and nods head and smiles*
>"well you shouldn't be. look at him ladies, isn't he a catch?"
>he trails off into another joke and move on with his speech
>the show is over and i am leaving the building
Milo Greentext Story
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Incredible. Thank you for this outstanding story
it's not even close to over, friendo
>as i am walking outside i hear a very familiar voice and freeze up
>"hey, you're the kid from the front row. right? well, how did you like the speech?"
>i am literally shaking at this point
>"it was amazing, Mr. Yiannopoulos.."
>"oh please, call me Milo or 'faggot' as a lot of people like to call me"
>i laugh nervously and smile at him
>"where are all your friends?" he asked
>"i don't really have that many friends interested in this stuff.."
>"well, now you've got one friend who is"
>reaches out his hand and as i go to shake it he pulls me in for a hug
>i am literally about to explode
>he pulls away and laughs and says "wait, i get it..you're gay"
>i nervously laugh
>"..what makes you say that?"
>"you're all nervous in front of me and not in the normal way people are nervous in front of me"
>"okay, well you caught me. only half gay, though..i like girls too. but man, are they unbearable"
>he laughs "oh sweet child you have much to learn." "want to come back to my hotel and talk some more? you said you didn't have any friends to talk about this stuff with, but now you do. so let's talk"
>at this point i was about to implode from nerves and excitement but i keep my cool
>"yeah, that would be awesome. i can't stay late, though. my parents want me in by 1AM"
>"of course, i can have someone take you home later"
Milo once told me I looked "dashing" in a hawaiian shirt and maga hat.
>we get in his towncar and drive to his hotel
>it's a nice one, obviously, milo does everything over the top
>we go up to his room and talk for what seemed like hours
>at this point i've warmed up to him and we are being causal
>as we are talking and joking around he makes a joke that literally has me crying it's so funny
>so funny in fact that i grab his hand and fall into his lap
>i was pretty tired by this point, so i wasn't that coordinated
>i keep laughing and then the laughing stops
>i'm laying my head in his lap and he starts petting my hair
>i take in a deep breath and forget how to exhale for a minute but he keeps petting my hair and i finally let out one big exhale accompanied by a moan
>"fuuuuck"
>"uhm..maybe thats enough of that" he says
>i open my eyes and get up abruptly
>"i'm so sorry. i don't know what i was thinking."
>"it's okay, child. don't worry about it."
>"it's just..you're really cute and when you pet my hair it set me off..i thought"
>"you thought what? that i'd just be all 'alright, get on your knees, baby'" "you are aware of how old i am right? compared to you.
>i bite my lip and nod
>"that doesn't seem to bother you. does it?"
>shake my head no
>"well, it's still wrong. i mean, you're only 14."
>"14 isn't that young. i already know how to do some things."
>"lemme show you"
>i walk over to milo, stand him up and drop to my knees
>i unfasten his belt and unbutton his Zegna suit trousers
>they fall to the floor to reveal his black CK boxer briefs
>the same ones i wear
>i see a thick cock print and start to rub it with my hands and mouth
>i look up at him and pull it out of his boxers and start sucking on the tip
>such a juicy white cock
>start to jerk him off and suck at the same time
>he's fully hard in my mouth now
>i look up at him and him down at me, he plays with my hair and smiles
>i smile back, the best i can anyway
>he picks my head up and moves me over to the bed
>he takes the rest of his clothes off and i follow suit
>i'm laying on my stomach with my ass up in the air as much as possible and he comes behind me
>"you sure you can handle this, user?"
>"...yes, daddy"
I'm gonna use my alt right for this fap
i don't think you're ready for what happens next..
Dammit my boner is gone now
>he gets my asshole nice and wet and then proceeds to slide his thick white cock into my ass
>i moan in the most faggoty way possible and hide the pain for a few thrusts
>i laugh uncomfortably through the pain and then realize how amazing it starts feeling
>"yes, daddy milo. yes. more." i yell as he pounds me from behind
>he turns me on my back and fucks me missionary while he jerks me off
>i cum so hard from being fucked and jerked off
>the cum goes everywhere, he giggles, and kisses me
>he then asks where i want him to cum and i respond by point to my mouth
>he gets off of me
>pulls off the condom
>stands over me ready to cum
>I get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
More!
You forgot about the door faggot
>thick white cock
>white
>>i moan in the most faggoty way possible
lost it
What's a town car?
Since I have one, I guess I don't need to focus on homosexual fantasies like OP. It's not anything, but at the beginning of his popularity, I was in a thread on 8/pol/ and he posted his email and asked for information to be sent to his breitbart email. He confirmed by tweeting out his thread id. It was also this moment where I learned, in his bitchy faggotry (and I mean that in the best sense possible, like an edgy Will & Grace personified), he has a photo of himself titled Fabulous_Hair.jpeg.
Sup Forums imploded when he started a threat here during gamergate. good times. everything seemed more simpler. cant believe thats already 3 years past.
fuck off, it didn't fit into the story.
a car that many personal drivers use
>pic related
That flag
>>he gets off of me
>>pulls off the condom
>>stands over me ready to cum
>> hear slamming on the door.
>>"open up! This is the police!"
>>I open the door
>>get on the floor
>>everybody walk the dinosaur
but why would the police be there, user? we were doing nothing wrong..
Bill Nye the Jewish shill guy needs to get gassed
Damn, it's been so long. I cried a little faggy tear. Thanks OP. You were only half a faggot today.
Another oldfag? Pleased to meet you user. Well, oldfag by the recent standards it would seem. But you've been here for the relevant period. Was Sup Forums more serious and more NatSoc at the time? Or is it just me and my shitty memory?
What in the fuck have I just read
Goddammit Sup Forums, never change. The bitches might not get it, but I do. And you're great.
thank you. i actually really think Milo is cute and i wrote this gay story when someone from Sup Forums told me that he was a "pedophile" and that he asked a 14 y/o if he was single at an event.
i don't normally browse this board and it is my first time posting, but i am surprised how much less horrible this went than Sup Forums. they came at me for simply making a thread saying "Milo is sexy, what do you guys think?".
i swear, Sup Forums is the new reddit. Sup Forums is my new home, whether you fags like want me here or not
Daily reminder that Milo is pro-circumcision
breitbart.com
Degeneracy
The best part about Milo is his barely-contained contempt for his fans.
>"Degeneracy"
>posts THAT
Shiggy diggy
>jim doesnt show up to give you and milo a pearl necklace
shit story.
Die of AIDS, you cum guzzling faggot.
only if you give it to me, baby ;*
terrible, terrible thread
all of you should play in traffic
This the state of Sup Forums, writing homosexual fantasies about being sexually assaulted by a gay, hebephilic Greek-British Jew
>late 2016, unemployed NEET at age 30
>fat
>be freelance shill
>stumble upon hillary subreddit
>CTR recruiting, send in resume
>get job @ $1.3/hour
>antifa leader links me to milo
>god what a faggot
>boss tells me to spam on Sup Forums saying he is "based"
>sexually assaulted
this is a love story, you fucking mongoloid
didn't you even read the story, faggot?
At least they have a "feminine" penis
>he gets off of me
>pulls off the condom
>stands over me ready to cum
>hear door slamming open
>REPENT
>Mike Pence gives him the shocker
>Milo cums everywhere
>I cum everywhere
...
legit lulled, still lulling as i fill out the captcha
Be nice to me user T_T
>pic related
nice story poting in epic bread
I'm on Sup Forums since I think 2005. When it went offline for some time. Before the desu spam and way before the tom green raids.
I dont think it was more serious.I actually think its more serious now. People might have realized shit is actually going down and became more political. In the past we had more threads about tumblr and made fun of them and their fetishes.Or made fun of left wing lunatic news. It was all in good fun. They weren't main stream then.
Remember molly? It was some transfagget on Sup Forums arguing all the time.
People on Sup Forums actually often defended the guy and used the slippery slope argument against me when I was saying gay, trans, pedo. This shit will not stop.
So I actually think Sup Forums is more pro-white/natsoc now than it was in the past. It felt more like larping back then.Now people see the urgency I guess.
But my memory might be shit as well user.
Young boys can not give consent you literal cocksucker
>young boy
>14
pick one, babe
underageb&
only young boy I know is darbian
Not gay op but damn good for you
This is the gayest shit ever you fucking faggot. I came so hard
>Not gay
oh come on..have some fun
thank you, love