What would you do if Ivanka was your gf?

what would you do if Ivanka was your gf?

Gran her by the pussy desu

Dump her. Who wants to date a plastic woman?

divorce and take half

Take one for the team and kill her

Run for President

He said girlfriend, not wife.

eat ass

I would #FireKushner

Wait, how did her nose get smaller and her hair turn blonde?!

Try to get her to make Trump further right-wing
If that fails, kill her

Make babies.

I hate this dumb bitch. She's basically slightly attractive (a 6/10 at best) Hillary wannabe.

Beat her and spend the fuck out of daddy's money

dump on her

not have a foreskin

Ask to be thrown in the cryogenic deep freezer with disney

fine, marry her first then

Make her stop being a kike. Since she can actually help it, unlike (((Jared)))

Probably be fucking her right now instead of posting on Sup Forums.

This.

Fuck her relentlessly. Win win, I get prime pussy all day long AND she has no time to fuck up our administrating with trash left wing influence on policy

>implying you would win anything ever in that case, especially from a jew

"Tell your dad about the Jews. They want to kill innocent white babies."

Marry her

bait chump into getting taped fucking Ivanka and then blackmail him in order to get my own harem of good goys like Katty Perry and Salma Hayek.

and fuck superior girl Tiffany while Ivanka watches

tastes like vanilla

would eat her pink butthole every night

It would do this to you
Restore. And shut your mouth

I had a dream Trump asked me to cuck him by fucking Ivanka. What did he mean by this?

Eat her ass out. Smell her farts

Republigoyism

Go to my rabbi and ask for some advice about how to deal with the situation in the way that is most pleasing to G-d

Gas (((her))).

Why can't you niggers spell His name? He's not your god?

Marry her so I can become Donald's son.

Suck her titties and fuck her pussy.

Pay denbts. Release taxes

make her my wife you fucking retard

/nupol/ has been fully coopted

instantly cum my pants

AYYY LMAO

Dumb goy, you know nothing about G-d

Nice answer

:)

Degenerate of the highest order

Religion is a Jewish tool.

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I let Jamaltious and Trayqarium give her the BBC (slang for big black dick) while I watch and film them.

cum a LOT

>Restore.
kek. nice meme but ive still got mine.

sex her lady parts :DDDDDDDDDDDD

It's not a meme at all. Got cut late in life because kikes and nothing else. Few nights of the canister method with hand lotion inside and shit is super easy. In less time than people exaggerate I will profit

Fuck her right in the pussy.

Nah, I'd just gas her or turn her into a lampshade.

Suck her toes then spooge all over her sexy face while calling her a silly willy.

I'd only stay with her if she agreed to BDSM scenarios designed to humiliate and torment her for being a filthy yenta bitch. Outside of that, no dice, pal!

Hold her down and cut off her labia and clit hood then suck the blood.

She would have a much cleaner vulva this way. I'd put a drop of wine with a roofie in it on her lips so of course she wouldn't feel a thing or remember it so no biggie; it's just her vulva, why should she care so much about it? Just a bit of extra skin.

Yeah, a convert through marriage. Doesn't automatically give her tools of the trade.

Try & get a baby in that oven & leech the fuck off her the rest of my life

Convert her to Christianity

My boner could break diamonds after reading that.

while incinerating Kushner and his spawn as I am exploring Ivanka's walls

Barbara Bush Jr. is the only pres daughter I like in the past 20 years.

I don't find Ivanka attractive at all. Not even a little.

How many months did it take? I am about 3 months in tugging manually and seeing progress. I am so mad I got cut as a child

juggssssssssss

i'd oy vey and kvetch my meshuggah

Kiss her perfect feet

dainty feet and dainty butthole

a perfect woman

It's literally been like two days and it is so neat as an idea overall that i drive home from work satisfied at the addition of a new penis meme. It's really fun to do. Holistic. And will be very worth it methinks. Also nice ID. And wise decision. This little piece of penis attracts people like a magnet

Ooppss teehee! Don't tell daddy

I'd get the best headaches padays can buy.

Im a fag like i already said and i will say those are nice nips. No pimples on them. Not brown. Not invisible. Not pepperonis

she grew into her areolas

That gross "buds" word eh? Lol I hear ya

cum in her ass balls deep every night of the week with no lube

Convert her to Southern Baptist.

be nice to her butthole desu

move to a rural place and have a home. Spend our money promoting the arts and science.

Worship her feet like a good slave.

Install a gas shower in my bathroom and invite her over.

Make her get a hair cut like her dad and while having sex make her say " IT'S YUGE!!"

dont forget about her pretty pink asshole user, thanks~

her.
all day long.

I already replied but I should say that Tiffany is undervalued and should be the the prudent pick. Homos will argue against this

I would try to make her laugh. I love seeing uptight girls lighten up and laugh at stupid jokes.

Those lucky little squirts. XD

get cucked by the president

have sex in the oval office

Vomit

Faggot

checked
apparently kek comes to us in dreams now

Fake and ga... well, it's still fake.

Disappoint her

I'd smile every time I cucked Kushner

Probably get laid for a year or two, after that i dunno.

>Tfw you use the common law wife argument and get the alimony.

Put a ring on it ASAP.

Call her husband a cuck and bend her over right in front of him.

invite her over to binge watch documentaries on stalin and mao and fuck her only in the mouth until she stopped acting like a stupid bitch.

Suck on them titties

My nigga. I am not the best looking guy but I do well by learning how to be dumb and raunchy enough to hot girls to get them to open up. Men and women treat really hot girls so strange, if you treat them differently they love it. Thats how I would pick up Ivanka. Ask her some stupid question or make her give me a high five, then more dumb shit, then more. Treat her like a kid but not in a pedo way.

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