>another gook caught importing ice into aus, gets a slap on the wrist from cucked judge who "took no pleasure in jailing two young men with good prospects and from supportive families" despite the fact THEY'RE FUCKING DEALING ICE
australia is a failure china should just nuke you pooftas out of your misery fuck australia go scream like koala you chink sucking dick emu bastards
Jeremiah Jenkins
What do you guys think of this gastric bypass lark?:
>GEORGE Christensen is the latest politician to reveal his weight loss struggles, choosing to go under the knife in Malaysia in order to drop the kilos.
>The 38-year-old weighed 176kg and is known as “Big George” among his colleagues — but maybe not for much longer.
>The Queensland federal Nationals MP spoke about his radical surgery in Malaysia to remove 85 per cent of his stomach after returning to Australia this week.
Joe Hockey got this same surgery in 2013 but now he is fat again.
Alexander Thomas
Doesn't address the root causes of being a fatty aka over eating and not exercising and is just an easy way out. Once the band is removed, back to fatsville.
Juan Nguyen
Yeah, once you are that fat you pretty much have no chance of ever being normal again. Your body's appetite regulation system gets fucked up.
Nathaniel Price
>Malaysia >Relevant Go back to worshipping a goatfucker you ricenigger
Oliver Jackson
You guys should have kept those mudslimes from infecting your island.. now you're overrun with them. Not sure what anyone can do to help now...
Landon Mitchell
>60%
Leo Stewart
have noticed australian posts are on consistent decline, especially on Sup Forums but on Sup Forums too
why is this
James Moore
wagecucks and schoolcucks
Landon Gomez
losing weight is ENTIRELY about willpower
Women are better at it because they are more narcissistic
Anthony Hernandez
>women >having greater willpower >better at losing weight What have you been drinking?
Benjamin Nelson
i just stopped drinking beer and i lost the amount i put on (from drinking beer)
fucking ridiculously fattening maybe people shouldn't drink
Ethan Taylor
It is the keeping the weight off which is hard, losing it is a bit easier.
Once you are obese your body goes nuts and thinks not being obese means you are literally about to starve to death so it makes you hungry all the time and obsessed with food.
Dominic Hernandez
it's cause we can't run consistent generals
Josiah Ross
beer is literally liquid bread just drink wine or spirits
Caleb Sanchez
>generals >containing decent posts m8
Chase Bennett
I'm not fluent in Aussie. What is "ice"?
Methamphetamine? Cocaine?
Noah Brown
meth
Charles Gray
i'm trying this thing where i fix my life
Logan Jenkins
...
Easton Butler
Kids fresh from reddit following the Trump "conservative" meme. Most of the old people here are still here, it's just they've been overwhelmed in terms of sheer amount of posts from edgy teens.
Bentley Gray
lol oh Malaysia
Landon Hill
S T O O G E T O O G E
Dominic Fisher
crystal meth. It has a similar appearance to ice, hence "Ice".
Robert Foster
True: they are like 2% - TWO PERCENT!!!! - of the population... oh, the horror!
Gabriel Sanchez
p
Charles Harris
Because their birth rate is off the charts cunt.
Give them two generations and they go from being 2% of the population to 40%.
Brayden White
because this Nippon Melbournian cunt with an arts degree keeps making our aus/pol/s and we refuse to post with this fucking homo. I mean its great that he isn't using a tripcode or namefagging anymore but he fucked it by insisting on being our leader. blame OP
Lincoln Reed
a plague
Julian Perez
you're a dumb faggot who needs to die
Evan Williams
nah mate you're a cumstain that ruined it for everyone, choke on a cock
Noah Foster
your ass got ruined by your daddy and his gay friends you gay cunt
Ryder Brooks
fuck up cunt this bloke actually puts effort into generals and before no one would even fucking bother making them
Justin Nguyen
Fairfax lel.
Aus posts are probably on the decline because Pauline is a fraud, Trump is a fraud, Brexit will be cucked as much as possible and Le Pen will probably lose.
We lost. Enjoy you pooey people. I had sushi for lunch today. Good stuff.
Xavier Bennett
Why would you go on strike in order to protest job cuts?
Ayden Clark
>had an interview today for an oil and gas company >prepared for the interview >this shouldnt be too bad >felt like they dragged me through the coals head first >worst interview ive ever had >just waiting for the rejection email now
who /wanttokillthemselves/ here
Evan Ortiz
They'll get westernised and selfish and won't want to go through having 3 kids and living on rice and mince.
They'll end up about 5%, 10 tops.
Jeremiah Murphy
you named yourself the official auspol thread maker, I hate you more than all the redditors and cancer on this board, the only thing left that was any good was aus/pol/ and you fucked it by >don't go to that auspol this is the official one over and over again and making new threads as soon as bump limit was reached. i'm glad you stay away from qanda but I'm sure your attention seeking ass will go there just to make sure we post to you. this "bloke" is a pansy teenager gook from Melbourne who craves attention by posting >gday mate, the niggers haha XD am I fitting in guise shit constantly he's a piece of shit
Cooper Perez
Good. Australians are some of the worst posters
Julian Moore
When the water gets really cold
Angel Richardson
Sure you did alright cunt, always seems worse than it is at the time
Easton Cox
/dat/ is dying too
Jonathan Carter
Is that actually where the fifth star in the cross is located? It looks a little too high. Or the bottom star looks too low. No bully, am retarded
Ian Williams
VPNs
Jeremiah Johnson
Govt $1B in debt this year alone. KEK, FUCKING KEK.
Luke Harris
...
Julian Jenkins
Imagine being from a country so pitiful that $1B was a lot of money on a national scale
Lincoln King
IBM is a big beraucratic conpany. Dinosaurs. Couldn't even make the census website. IT jobs will be one of the safer jobs in the future. As the rest of you get replaced by robots, and then have to go and ask sing fuk mong to get some work in his Asian grocery shop.
Jace Bailey
it was better that way you cock, look at how shit /ptg/ is. when there's nothing to discuss, generals plunge into useless drama.
Jacob Myers
You are being too hard on yourself user. Everyone else they interviewed was probably worse.
Hudson Perez
...
Logan Butler
>IT jobs will be one of the safer jobs in the future.
Oh you're serious?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
Charles Jackson
This is the truth.
The only reason the cancer isn't using his trip currently is because that account got banned.
He changed his thread titles to AUSPOL from AUS/pol/ so it would be less obvious he is evading a ban.
Jose Russell
prove how hes wrong
Justin Thompson
>account got banned. can you still get banned if you have a pass? I thought the point of them was so you could evade them. or does that mean you have to change your tripcode?
Andrew Walker
Interviews are often a cunt m8 keep ya head up, you should be proud. Sounds like it was a good job.
Owen Smith
personally i cant make threads, because my "area, country or IP range might be banned" and the link it gives you just goes to the main page and talks about why some countries are banned.
48.00% Computer Programmers 65.00% Computer Support Specialists
Jordan Torres
lol my job is number 2 on that list
William Jenkins
>Search "hedge fund manager" >0 results Tyvm
Aiden James
What does a Library Technician even do?
Justin White
Exactly
Brayden Bell
Pretty much everything you think a librarian does.
Brayden Barnes
1.40% Marketing Managers
Feels good man. More likely to be replaced by affirmative action though. 90% of Marketing is girls now
Isaiah Ortiz
Is UWA's JD program good?
Any law bros here? Thinking of applying for next year. Is it hard to get grad work as a lawyer in a good firm?
Christian Hughes
Automation is happening way too fast, people can't adjust. I'm a forklift driver, so my job can be automated, though only for big business, small business wouldn't be able to afford that tech for a long time.
I'm actually pretty worried about Amazon coming to Australia.
Jack Flores
Just get the Bachelors. JDs are for if you want to be in academia
Robert Sanders
Law is one of the worst degrees at the moment, over saturated as fuck.
James Evans
>can you still get banned if you have a pass? Yes. The only thing a pass does is get rid of the captchas.
>talks about why some countries are banned Can you take a screenshot of this for us please m8?
Alexander Williams
>Actors >37%
Christian Wood
>could this be a ruse In what respect and to what end?
Asher Brooks
Who cares? Fairfax is lefty shit anyway.
>Staff walk off the job to strike Kek, nothing of value was lost
Carson Gomez
Got asked to interview for a job in Aus, I hate spiders so declined. My wife and I both do jobs that are in demand and salary would be around $100000 for me and $85000 for her. They mentioned Melbourne, Sydney and Adelaide. Did I make a mistake by not looking in to it more?
TL:DR is 180k enough money to live comfortably in Aus and are the cities full of degenerates?
Eli Robinson
Fence erectors.
Fuck I think it might be a while until robots are affordable enough and smart enough to do all those jobs. The IT world likes to sensationalise. So so academics like the cunt that made that website. But really the tech we have to today isn't much of a leap from the year 2000.
also >Athletes and Sports Competitors >28% who writes this shit?
Luis Stewart
Wanna know why I'm most scared of automation? It'll completely justify the centrelink leeching degenerates. If we don't handle it right it could force us into pure communist reform.
20 years down the line you wont be able to have a drink and watch the footy with your friends because "That does not help the goals of the state, Comrade."
Adrian Rogers
yes
yes
Aaron Ward
future MMA
Tyler Bell
Yes
Depends, stay out of Queensland and Melbourne
Joseph Myers
Not really no. You'd want 300-400k in Sydney because of the housing bubble. Everyone hates poms too. They get bashed pretty often.
Levi Parker
Look how far CGI has come.
Go back to even the Dark Knight. Heath Ledger died before they finished filming, but I never heard anyone talk about how the cgi was bad.
Give it a couple of decades and actors will be replaced in films too. It's only a matter of time.
Evan Torres
>Country on a downward spiral
Ahahahahaha white trash bogans btfo by chinks, abos, lebs and most of all other white liberal/leftist trash in Canberra/Melbourne/Sydney
Camden Gray
They made a passable CGI young Carrie Fisher for R1, get a convincing impersonator and she'll be in episode 9.
Sebastian Murphy
I've seen you before. You have a real inferiority complex about being a gook. So you should.
>0.55% Human Resources Managers reallly? The biggest assholes of them all get to keep their jobs. Fuck this world.
Logan Russell
Must've only been in a few scenes. I didn't notice it. The cgi of that cunt in fast and furious was hell obvious, same with the old cunt in the last Star Wars.
Nathan Morales
>Heath Ledger died before they finished filming but he didnt die before they finished filming. he completed all his parts
Benjamin Peterson
>go on, tell your joke lol good stuff
Nicholas Robinson
The day of the IT beta is coming, wagecuck.
Joshua Morris
You don't understand what the actual plan is. The Jews aren't having us build these automated robots as our new communist overlords, they're our replacements. The goy are becoming obsolete. This is why their extermination plans are aimed at whites and Japanese, they're eliminating their high-IQ competition first so they will be the only ones left smart enough to maintain the robots.
Daniel Allen
>Tfw you are a good looking white male but girls sit next to the fat old non-whites because we're all socially awkward fuckheads
Adam Jenkins
>seen you before No you haven't
>real inferiority complex Compared to white trash bogans like you? That's really an understatement.
Camden Hill
> what do I do with my hands?!!?
Ian Sanchez
I thought it was already here because Poos take all the jobs.