Brit/pol/- JEB Edition

>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>Germany Accused Of 'Interfering In General Election To Undermine Theresa May' By May Allies
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/02/germany-interfering-general-election-undermine-theresa-may/

>Germany & France '€100bn UK Fee'
itv.com/news/2017-05-02/breixt-germany-and-france-want-100bn-from-uk/

>What The EU Wants: Brexit Guidelines
wort.lu/en/politics/key-points-what-the-eu-wants-brexit-guidelines-59087406a5e74263e13bdf67

>Juncker's 'Monster' Plots To Punish Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/02/revealed-jean-claude-junckers-monster-plotting-punish-britain/

>Brexit To Trigger High Costs For Food Industry
politics.co.uk/comment-analysis/2017/05/02/brexit-about-to-trigger-sky-high-costs-for-british-food

>Emily Thornberry 'Stop Insulting EU'
express.co.uk/news/uk/799383/Brexit-Emily-Thornberry-Theresa-May-back-off-insulting-EU

>Abbott 'Laying Bare Labour Chaos'
heraldscotland.com/news/15260380.Abbott_accused_of_laying_bare_Labour_chaos_after_coming_unstuck_on_cost_and_numbers_of_party__39_s_policing_policy/

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

>West Midlands First Mayoral Election On Thursday
itv.com/news/2017-05-02/west-midlands-mayoral-election-2017-candidates/

>£1bn Nuclear Submarine HMS Audacious Launched
ukdefencejournal.org.uk/1bn-nuclear-attack-submarine-hms-audacious-launched/

>Sadiq Khan Launches New Scotland Yard Unit To Probe Online Hate Crimes
standard.co.uk/news/crime/sadiq-khan-launches-new-scotland-yard-unit-to-probe-online-hate-crime-a3521941.html

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/02/germany-interfering-general-election-undermine-theresa-may/
youtube.com/watch?v=yoO_-Acu_Bo
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-39794410/tim-farron-tackled-by-leave-voter
google.com.au/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/thousands-new-1-coins-have-major-flaws/amp/
scenaripolitici.com/2017/04/british-general-election-2017-29-apr-projection.html
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independent.ie/business/brexit/article35675658.ece
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>bongs
>in charge of making threads
gud laff

youtube.com/watch?v=KdFzMLZAXEM

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

Pay up or else ....

Another milky classic.

Reminder to vote Labour like based Triplord WN™ tells you to.

Bunnies

2022 although we will probably have ANOTHER gen election after we come out of the EU in 2019

due to fixed term parliament act it would mean needing a further 2/3 vote on GE, as that law fixes parliament terms as 5 years

I'd love to put my cock up her ear. It looks so comfortable and just the right size.

The absolute state of that man. He has to be the least photogenic man on the planet.

Blaming the Russians no longer works.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/02/germany-interfering-general-election-undermine-theresa-may/

BEST EDITION

Can I be invited to your dad's 52nd birthday, Grekel?

>Sadiq Khan Launches New Scotland Yard Unit To Probe Online Hate Crimes
Hey Sadick Khant
Mohammed was a nigger
Mohammed fucked a pig
the pig was so revolted
Mohammed turned to kids

After his husband

Of course you are mate :)

I think you mean the most photogenic.

Why do they underline certain parts? Very strange. It's like I'm back at school.

you showed him

>tfw we're going to get absolutely crucified at the EU negotiations

b-but she's a bloody difficult woman

Echo-echo-echoooo

>tfw brit/pol/ is dead

>'P-please Jean Claude, h-help me go GLOBAL...'

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck is Junker Gonna Make You Pay Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Negotiations Like Nigga Close Your Borders Haha

Conservative, Labour, Lib Dem, SNP, UKIP, Green, Plaid Cymru

Really? Those are the "big" 7?

AUTISM IS A DISORDER OF PEACE

youtube.com/watch?v=yoO_-Acu_Bo
Is Malcolm Baker /ourguy/?

You do realise that if they try to bully May the whole thing will collapse into autistic screeching and she'll storm out, right?

She's the best person for the job not because she's competent or because she's thatcher 2.0, but because if Juncker and his cuck brigade play it tough she'll just sperg out and throw her jelly and custard at them

TIMMY BTFO

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-39794410/tim-farron-tackled-by-leave-voter

very subtle attempt to link autism and enjoying shooting

thanks bbc

That man shouting at Farron was literally me watching Question Time every week.

Good on him

>tfw your seat is predicted to go yellow again

>wake up at 3am
>curry for breakfast

Living the dream lads.

>[Old English] - "Dustsceawung" - reflection upon former civilizations or peoples, or the knowledge that all things will become dust.

Would you guys be ok with absorbing all of South Africa's Afrikaner population?

pm*

Would your mum be ok with absorbing all of this dick, again?

Sure...

Must be a shame to live in Cardiff, Grekel.

>MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN
/ourlad/

the mods prefer tunnocks caramel wafers

B-baka Anglo-senpais, clearly it's going a Mummy May bluewash.

They're links m8.

If the euros bill us and make our lives a misery after Brexit I do hope we get gangs burning down french restaurants. Italian restaurants and smashing up german cars.

>one day any one of us could be a BASED patriot granddad shouting our grievances at libcuck politicians on live television
Something to aspire to lads

why UKIP has only 8%?
what happened to them?

Nigel quit

Teacakes are shite, the caramel wafers are far better.

we left the EU, now people think they are useless

Based mods.

Brexit ironically killed them.

Why'd they not include the bit where he said I'M GOING TO VOTE THERESA MAY and they all start swearing at him? They missed out half of the confrontation.

Or they asked him to do it again in a more friendly way.

UKIP were just a meme, Tintin-kun.

Retards with short memory.

BREGGZIT

not shit

Peak Guardian.

>Cuddly phrases disguise the reality: those with property pass unearned wealth on to their children, entrenching unfairness. It’s capitalism at its most brutal

They won on June 23rd.

>Leave won
>Nigel retired
>new leader is a fucking idiot
>Suzanne 'purple libdem' Evans in charge of policy
Shit party now desu

That picture is very edgy young man.

most ukippers are strategically voting conservative to get may a clear brexit mandate, if anything goes poorly they will do much much better at the next g.e.

>based grandad -

that brought a smile to my face.

>You will never have a cute shortstack Zootopian gf

GOD SAVE THE MIGHTY POUND

google.com.au/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/thousands-new-1-coins-have-major-flaws/amp/

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I thought they were supposed to be attacking the system, not people that ask their parents for money because the system is shit.

Anyone know how to download something off of BBC Radio I-Player?

Yeah, it's easy mate.

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Press F to pay respects.

Nah but I reckon I could figure it out

the Lib Dems are German agents, fucking knew it

get_iPlayer will do it.

>mfw Brit Sup Forums literally is the most imperial general.

>Wealth hoarding

This person definitely doesn't look like a privileged middle class cunt.

Give me your BEST argument against the death penalty desu yo

Are you coming lad? Birthdays next month, will put a spread on

It'd be easier and cheaper to let them kill themselves

What I don't get about that argument is that the 'Bank of Mum & Dad' is only even a thing if their kids are taking money from their parents, which is the direct opposite of wealth hoarding.

It disproportionately affects ethnic minorities and therefore is racist :^)

Haven't got one. Let 'em hang senpai

What happens when you kill an innocent man? Whoops-a-daisy

See you in 3 days tunnocks-chan.
It happened again

>Pay this bill that you have no legal obligation to pay or I will take legal action

Just how retarded is this guy?

>lefties argue against death penalty because one innocent person may die
>lefties will defend mass immigration without integration even though hundreds of thousands more crimes, tens of thousands of rapes, and thousands more murders happen every single year, and the entire country collapses

What does stir/pol/ thinks of this map?
>mfw had to screenshot because file was too big

> the EU forces daddy UK to pay €100 billion.
> EU will probably manipulate Ireland with EUNeet funds in divorcing from the UK.

Why is the EU doing this to us?

Reminds me somewhat of one of my mates.
>Voted Remain
>Says there are too many people in the country and too many cars on the roads.

*brit/pol*
also
sauce
scenaripolitici.com/2017/04/british-general-election-2017-29-apr-projection.html
imagizer.imageshack.us/a/img924/4104/oypD6r.png

Is she trying to say that parents who have spent years earning/saving money shouldn't pass it on to their children?

Because that's fucking retarded even by the Guardian's very low standards.

We should agree to pay a portion of the "divorce bill" so long as we can dictate what it gets spent on, a la EU funding, then use those funds as bargaining chips with the 27 countries during our ongoing negotiations

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>Bridgend
>Conservative solid
>has only ever been Labour since it became a constituency
vince_mcmahon_sweating.gif

independent.ie/business/brexit/article35675658.ece

Nigel Farage accuses EU of 'stoking Irish nationalism to make Brexit difficult'
WEEEEEE NATIONALISM IS EVIL WEEE M-MMOOOMYYY!!! R-RRRULE BRITANIA WEEEEEE

go back to cleaning the toilet

Can someone explain to me how the EU comes to the figure of us owing 100 billion?

Why would we owe anything if we've been a net contributor for decades? Serious question.

Daijobu desu ka, Anglo-senpai?

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The whole EU manipulation of "Irish nationalism good, Scot and Catalan nationalism bad" is pissing me off desu. I want Ireland to get out Reeeee. . .