F.B.I. Helping Investigate Bananas Found Hanging From Nooses

Bananas with the words “HARAMBE BAIT” were found hanging from trees and lampposts at the American University campus in Washington, D.C. on Monday.

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Good

Haha holy shit that's excellent

Not good. Protests pending.

nytimes.com/2017/05/03/us/bananas-hang-from-black-nooses-and-a-campus-erupts-in-protest.html

Hey Tyrone, whatcha doin?

It was probably FBI who did the pranks

Probably the niggers or the jews doing it.

>F.B.I. Helping Investigate Bananas
>F.B.I. Helping Investigate Bananas
>F.B.I. Helping Investigate Bananas

Watch the video of the person putting it up. I can't figure out if it's male or female. Walks kind of feminine, with arms way out to the side at times, but also appears to have somewhat wide shoulders.

There's also a gait as they reach the tree that's very... female. It's hard to put a finger on it. I think the weird male/female uncertainty points at it being a black woman. Not even joking.

Looks like the face is covered, hands are covered, which makes me think the suspect is trying to conceal more than just their face. Why? Why conceal more than the face? Unless you're trying to conceal another aspect of your identity. Particularly since you used WHITE gloves and mask.... Hmm.

or her race hustling sorority sisters:

"The bananas had short messages scrawled on them, including “AKA FREE,” an apparent reference to Alpha Kappa Alpha, a predominantly black sorority of which Taylor Dumpson, the new student body president, is a member."

>her or one of her "sisters" in her all black sorority

This lady could also be a suspect
>Among the first to alert the university to the bananas was Quinn Dunlea, 20, a senior about to graduate. At just before 7 a.m. on Monday, she and a friend saw some pieces of fruit hanging from a lamppost.

>“We knew immediately what it was,” Ms. Dunlea said. “It’s not subtle. Bananas and nooses.”

>After alerting campus security, Ms. Dunlea searched for more bananas. She saw five pairs across campus

This

Black women have a sort of masculinity that only lesbian whites adopt. That kind of half man/woman demeanor. But they still have very feminine traits that they mimic from white women. The arm goes out as they bring the bag up. It's a counterbalance thing that people with low upper body strength do. Namely women. You see it when they pull their purses up while walking. Plus the arm leaves the shoulder socket at an oblique angle because their hips are directly below their shoulders.

Also, just as they're approaching the tree to hang the bananas, they take 4-5 successively smaller steps. This also looks like a feminine kind of approach. Men tend to just get from point A to point B, but women will do this thing when they're hurrying, where they'll keep their feet moving at the same speed as before, but just take shorter steps. It's kind of got that 'ahhhh, a mouse!' sort of high-knee step going on. You'll see what I mean.

I really wanted to be certain of race/gender when I watched the video. I'm kind of going on intuition here, but I feel like it's a black woman. I've tried to put it into words, but I don't know if anyone else sees what I see.

>hey there, Shaniqua, whatchya doin?

Nice. Good job of whoever one of you did this.

youtube.com/watch?v=_YjsONdfofM
youtube.com/watch?v=-A4wo7pupWs

These are the videos. OP should have linked them.

Once the suspooks are caught this story will be memory-holed.

I guess the banana hangers didn't get the memo that we're only allowed to call the President disgusting names. Directed towards anyone else it's hate speech.

How is this racist? All humans are descendants of apes.

what do niggers and bananas both have in common?

Did that person even do anything?

And furthermore, what crime is this?

Because only niggers still act like them

they both hang from trees

What's green and sits on my porch?

Being a real life troll and hanging bananas is a hate crime now. But those black kids that abducted a white kid and beat the shit out of him for being white is just kid games.

Hate this timeline.

My ngger and I can paint him any color I want

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fookin kek

Is the student president named Harambe?

>hands are covered

Definitely a Negro then

No one is going to pull prints from such a silly prank/IRL shitpost

>hang ape-associated fruits from the ceiling
>label them with the name of a famous gorilla
>everybody assumes it has something to do with black "people"

You just had to make that comparison didnt you....I almost forgot too....REE

>bananas are automatically associated with negros
lel

the black & white security video it looks like the person is wearing some kind of mask. At about 9 seconds it look like they are adjusting something? Maybe some kind of elastic gloves.

The way they walk it look like they are wearing heeled shoes, but it is hard to tell.

hey Tyrone watcha doin?

>FBI did it
>Sup Forums investigates the videos
>Sup Forums investigates the FBI

wew lad I love this timeline

she did it herself its so fucking obvious

every fucking time

Hilarious....

Black people are still held back by white racism! If only us white folk didn't irrationally hate them for no reason, they would be nuclear physicists and astronauts by now! It's all our fault!

>implying you racists, or racists in general, wouldn't do this

this is good but this isnt a fucking crime

Its almost funny. The left is huge on 'protecting POC,' but almost all of their efforts to do so rely entirely on not only acknowledging, but accepting stereotypes about the people they claim to be saving.

It's sanctimonious bullshit from leftists; they see POC as pets who need saving.

Pool on how soon it shows up here:

fakehatecrimes.org/ ?

relevant to this discussion

Yes, because university campuses are just PLAGUED with racism nowadays.

Lulz
Fuck this gay earth

These dopes at the college make huge deal out of it, FBI now involved. We know these girls probably did it, so when it gets exposed it will be fun time.

Looks like they're wearing high heels and a thong, looks like they're walking all fucked.

we have to "reverse" racism this into a meme some how ,maybe associating it with affinity magazine, and how that article pic related. has sparked this kind of controversy on university campuses against white people.

i know for a fact one of you fags did this shit. i know it.

I agree. It looks like they're wearing heels. Perhaps an attempt to make themselves taller - more male.

I feel like there's an attempt to look masculine and white.

yea that video where they are holding the bag, it look like they took a shit in their pants

Don't these kids need potassium?
>Full of sugar though

Did they catch the black guy who did this yet?

There has to be more video showing where exactly the perp came from. And FBI can triangulate the cell phone from a seemingly empty campus.

>“HARAMBE BAIT”
Not using
>HARAMBAIT

probably has literally nothing to do with her. just looks like some kids harambe memeing.

Male and female are societal constructs.

>lmao theses two drug addicts look old! fuck white people haha

Highly doubt it

This is simple IRL shit posting that's more a normie thing.

>any sort of knot is now a noose and racist

What will we do about tying our shoes now? Velcro?? Is that racist?

bix nood
banana noose

90% chance they were put there by a minority student, just like every other race hoax since trump was elected.

irl shitposting is a pol thing. shia much?

WRONG!

The people on Sup Forums are the kind of people to want to go shoot up an inner city school, but won't because it would look bad on crime stat sheets, and prove the white school shooter meme true. We meme instead

It was me, soros paid me to do it.

Velcro straps and the sound they make are remanescente of the master whipping to slaves.

Velcro has to go to

Harambait is for Mudslim hunting

How many fake hate crimes aren't discovered?

>implying universities have any substantial racist base

Who knew that years of constantly denying your body nutrients because you're anorexic would have consequences to your appearance

Buttons maybe? Or should we just stick to elastic slipper type shoes? Crocs even?

its more than likely a false flag or lone inbred mf, or i guess it could be both

why in the everloving fuck is the FBI investigating this bullshit?

shouldn't it be called halalbait then?

Another leftie false flag. What kinds of nazi kkk would waste energy on this dumb shit?

You guys are a joke to us at this point...we will patiently wait for your balls to regrow.

lol wat

I like to think some bored FBI agent knows this story is total bullshit and just wants to expose the hoax because he got nothing else going on at the mement

As in you Americans...You got shit for brains, son?

Being pumped full of silicone helps.

Pretty sure you're going to be staying in the EU anyway. Uncle Schultz and juncker will never let you leave

>Taxpayer money being spent to investigate whether or not someone hanging some bananas is an act of hate
And people say we're not just as cucked as Europe

kek
look who's talking

>mement

ha. i'm 32 and still get carded.

Go to one of your big unis and do the same.

I guarantee it'll be on the news the next day.

wut

im real tired if these STUPID replies from bots to each other when will you freakign die. ive had it whoever created these needs a huge punch to the jaw

That could actually be real and not a false flag

No the false flags are usually like

>"fucking niggers you are speaking up too much me and my KKK boys are gonna kill you like we killed Martin Luther king"

This looks like poltards

Smells like a normie false flag. The harambe meme is too dead and unfunny for anyone here to have done it.

>these are the same people who make fun of "white fragility"

Correlation does not equal causation.

Where was the FBI when I found cracker crumbs all over my desk?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA how can a gorilla lead a whole university?

I can never understand this.
>you look like a cat
>that doesn't even make sense

>you look like a monkey
>WAAH WE DO NOT! ARREST THIS MAN! HE'S RACIST

It's only racist because it's true?

This is going to be awesome when it turns out the new president or her sorority sisters did it.

Sup Forums specialises in dead and unfunny jokes though, we could look there.