Brit/pol/: Revving up the Election edition

>May falls out with EU as UK falls out of Europe
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4467612/Europe-raises-Britain-s-bill-Brexit-92billion.html
archive.is/ysjLa

>"Lets make Brexit talks a success": May. "Brexit can never be a success": Juncker
news.sky.com/story/may-and-junckers-brexit-talks-were-not-a-disaster-no-10-insists-10859423
archive.is/8Rcgd

>SNP election victory would mandate INDYREF2 in Scotland
reportuk.org/2017/04/30/election-victory-would-give-snp-the-right-to-hold-new-referendum-over-half-of-scots-think/
archive.is/nZchL

>Germany becomes May's election boogeyman (see: Hillary / Russia)
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/02/germany-interfering-general-election-undermine-theresa-may/
archive.is/jur23

>West Midlands Mayoral election this Thursday. Who knew?
itv.com/news/2017-05-02/west-midlands-mayoral-election-2017-candidates/
archive.is/9Pxly

>UKIP in death throes
commentcentral.co.uk/ukips-last-orders/
archive.is/39fW0

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill
archive.is/ahVyd

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903
archive.is/ZtcKa

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I L T S S T N I A

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3rd for eternal struggle against the anglo.

Reminder that WN likes getting rammed up the batty.

Reminder of tomorrow's QT panel.

Reminder the 1997 election was a fluke.

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€10,000,000,000,000.

Now.

Beat me to it user. Will just add to it

Brit/pol/ Hey EU Get Off Of My Cloud

>Thread Theme
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>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
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>May Expected To Challenge Right Of EU Citizens To Bring Family To Britain
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>Theresa May Says Brexit Warnings ‘Deliberately Timed'
youtube.com/watch?v=MthM5rykRUg

>UK Will Not Pay £84 Billion Bill Says Davis
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>EU Repeats Calls To UK To Respect All Commitments
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>UK's Financial Obligations To EU 'Incontestable' Claims Barnier
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>Germany Becomes May's Election Boogeyman (see: Hillary / Russia)
archive.is/jur23

>May Falls Out With EU As UK Falls Out Of Europe
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>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
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>"Lets make Brexit talks a success": May. "Brexit can never be a success": Juncker
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>West Midlands Mayoral Election Tomorrow
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>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
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>MPs continue war on free speech
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>UKIP in death throes
archive.is/39fW0

>Ed Miliband Calls For 'Grass Roots' Votes
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>Nicola Sturgeon Accuses Conservatives Of Having A "Constitutional Obsession"
archive.is/2HguI

Countdown Fun:
>9 Letters [A, M, O, U, V, S, T, E, E]
>Get [997] Using [7, 7, 9, 3, 5, 25]
>Conundrum [NOBGIRIEA] Clue [Loves Petrol]

>anglo productivity deficit is not only confined to the workplace

semi decent tbqh

kek the conundrum is Stalinist

British pakistani here who should i vote for lads? :^)

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CORBYN SURGE

Slander.

Back in your place anonymong.

NIGE LIVE IN FIVE

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>mfw people say that we should vote tory

MUMMY SURGE

Prove it.

Respect

>tfw you wish you could handle chips like Nige

Just five weeks until Labour dies a glorious death lads.

>That small blue Scottish seat surrounded by even worse dipshit Eurocommie retards.
They're going to bully it like tantruming school children, won't they?

i can speak punjabi senpai, i'm a catholic though.

cheers mate

>sticking up for a quare
How the mighty have fallen. You used to be someone I looked up to. Both literally and metaphorically.

kek

History is gunna repeat itself. They'll split and end up merging with the lib dems, while the corbynistas will go full communist.

It's gunna be great.

nice shill links and shill image and shill thread you have here r/ukpolitics

nice poommunity in general

>Get [997] Using [7, 7, 9, 3, 5, 25]
(25-3) x 5 = 110
110 x 9 = 990
+7 = 997

It seems that you really have forgotten your place.

>Not being a flexciteer

You could have prevented this...

That's proof of nothing. Post a pic or something. You don't know how many people try to pretend they're pakis here.

Post yfw unelectable man elected again.

Beg harder.

>Labour's shadow foreign secretary now doing the "Harry Potter metaphors" thing

Kill me

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guess who i love

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Is this an impersonator?

I will genuinely move to Scotland and campaign to join back the EU if it happened, and I voted leave.

It is Thornberry, she's a cunt. Remember her white van tweet in 2014?

At least they're rolling out some new material now.

>coalition of chaos
>muh labour-snp
>stable leadership
>immigration in the tens of thousands

All recycled from 2010&2015.

It's usually best to ignore him. He feeds on attention and has been know to piss off if he doesn't get enough of it.

>Labour actually think siding with the EU will be popular
we're hitting levels of full retard that shouldn't even be possible

>Dwa ‰ we krwi, nie powstrzyma go nic

>comparing her to cersei lannister
why doesnt she just drop the culture bullshit and call her a cuntwhore? it amounts to the same thing

reminder that emily thornberry probably considers herself a feminist kek

aesthetic mummy

Hot stuff c;

Bye.

Also is xenophobic the new WAYCISS? It seems to be everywhere now.

Honestly the tories just need to hand labour enough rope and they'll hang themselves

meh punjabi boli kin nah, mein urdu vi bol sakteh.

mein azad kahsmir tu ay veh an.mein valayat (england) vich rain ra ha hoon.

mein aik Isai (isa-i, jesus-er , christian) hoon.

only a paki can transliterate it like that.

How do I tell my roommate my gf is creeped out by him without hurting his feelings?

I don't really see the comparison. Did I miss something?

>How Politicians And Journalists Pushed A Dubious Conspiracy About HSBC Secretly Funding The Tories

>buzzfeed.com/jamesball/how-politicians-and-journalists-pushed-a-dubious-conspiracy

You should see her full statement

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>Nie potrafisz jasno myśleć, a potrafisz mocno bić

He's a naughty lad who needs a damn good seeing to.

Don't know who to vote for.

Don't want to vote for the two corpse parties, labour and conservative.
Don't want to vote for the faggot, traitorous lib dems.
Don't want to vote for "just fuck my shit up SENPAI" ukip

I just don't know anymore.

I think I might vote for labour, lads.

Reported.

If cum contains more protein per gram than egg yolks, then is it okay for me to eat? This has political ramifications, I swear.

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Dont be an idiot, it wont fucking happen. Even the Labour party would stop it

I'd join ya, at least we can still have cheap fags and booze from Belgium that way

>Queen Elizabeth has now reigned over the United Kingdom for a quarter of the length of time the United States has existed as a country
Post yung Liz lads

is she the van tweet one

Absolutely JUST.

Hopefully we will be alive to see Britain and our new Empire go to war with the EU.

>is ill-befitting the office of PM
That seems grammatically incorrent. Is it just me?
Also the naivity of saying to be nice when it's fucking Junker causing the shit. Mr "when things get though, you lie". That Junker.

reported for publicly announcing a report

Quiet darling.

Should I ever stoop so low as to need a trip, I would likely choose Captain Darling

"no"

Well they say. There's always one. Looks like your it.

>based gentleman facing up to farron
Damn based.

Read EUreferendum.com

do one for proBe plz

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House of Windsor/Elizabeth II is shit-tier.

Legitimately question.

In a non nuclear conflict who wins between bongland vs Germany and France?

Also, Nixon was a cool cat and Cersei was a competent leader, so I dunno wtf she's talking about

>tfw soils vote Corbyn just to shake things up
>he would pander to SJWs and minorities

>Multiple Pole nonces

The energy it takes your body to produce that cum is less then the amount of energy you'll gain by eating it. There's no point.

I want to make you happy, darling. I want to build a nest for your ten tiny toes. I want to cover every inch of your gorgeous body in pepper and sneeze all over you.

Bit depressing since the referendum desu.

>soils
would*

Please vote for me

>Wat
*Legititmate question:
Apologies for phone post

>Also is xenophobic the new WAYCISS? It seems to be everywhere now.

Yeah. Saying that you, as a white person, are a racist for not wanting other white people from the EU in our country was ridiculous (though no one ever called them out on it).

So now it's xenophobia. Same thing but for white people.

>who cut and run when it got a bit too much?
>not Labour
what?

>tfw your sister's toothbrush gets stuck in your arse

LADS

>who's

kek

>te-razor may

Probably be a stalemate until either the Russians or Yanks rocked up to help.

Britain has a better air force but would numerically outnumbered with combined Kraut-Frog aircraft.

We do have the advantage of being able to launch missile attachs with Tomahawks and Storm Shadows.

hold me Rimmer.

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I want to apologise for the couple of times I've posted on here while drunk. Seeing Preusse doing it I now realise how annoying it must have been.

Is this all britpol is
The election campaign by the Conservative party OP who posts this shill shit all the time?
You shame me in front of the lesser species's
Neck yourselves, your all pakis anyway.

ah you're a good OP, take it back next thread, i'll cede

>which party leader, and what would you say?

Nige is now striding openly into Partridge territory