Brit/pol/ - Our Guy Edition

>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>West Midlands First Mayoral Election Tomorrow
itv.com/news/2017-05-02/west-midlands-mayoral-election-2017-candidates/

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

>Labour Promises To Stop Hospital Closures
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/election-2017-labour-stop-hospital-closures-nhs-conservative-cuts-tories-a7714581.html

>Inheritance Tax Hike - Labour To Cut Threshold In Half
express.co.uk/news/politics/799728/Jeremy-Corbyn-Labour-Party-John-McDonnell-inheritance-tax-general-election

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Gary Lineker shags crisps

VOTE LABOUR BECAUSE EARNING MORE THAN THE MINIMUM WAGE SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

I'm not a girl lads

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Miss me yet?

BEST

FATTIES BTFO

>Of course, the very history of English national identity articulated as a critique of Court power means there is no reason to suppose that the present political victory of the old Country version of English nationhood must last. The attempt to rework the British state to accommodate the sentiments and interests around English nationhood rests thus far on the judgement of Theresa May. Whatever the present electoral strength of her party, the Prime Minister has embarked upon a radical path without perhaps quite understanding just what a historical shift in the statecraft of ruling the Union of the United Kingdom her approach represents.

>She appears to believe she will not have to choose between accepting the effective repudiation by the Country in England of the ancien Court’s embrace of the EU, her faith in the durability of the multi-national Union in which other political dynamics have similarly strongly historical resonance, and the capacity of Britain to exercise influence in the world. But nothing in the complexity of the history of the exercise of power by what became the British state or the strange place of English nationhood in relation to that power would suggest that a government in London can successfully reconcile these commitments without extraordinary difficulty.

PROOFS NEEDED

Conservatives are finished just go to BBC youtube channel and read the comments on corbyn's interview vs may's she is gonna get BTFO.

This is a willy-post, observe.

WILLY

Reminder that WN has a scat fetish.

Actually can't get enough of work. Just find myself counting down the time until I'm back in the office.

What the fuck is wrong with me.

What is it actually supposed to mean? I don't think it's actually obesity.

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Well I'm convinced.

NICE SURVEY MATE

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Start buying guns.

Do you find yourself rubbing your hands a lot? Do you have a large nose?

wtf I love socialism now

Where do I buy them?

Lads when are manifestos supposed to be released?

Getting sick of the "you'll find out exactly how it's costed when our manifesto is released" longhand for "I don't know" bullshittery

twitter.com/dianasaladpot/status/855571402145099777

WAS THAT YOU HOLDING THE RELAX LOVE HEART?

(((Abraham)))

Based Hitchens

I'm a #CorbynMissile now

I'm not Jewish pal. I just need more hobbies.

>Tory BBC
>right-wing BBC
I thought the Beeb was firmly on the left?

I'm impressed

>This deep husky voice
>U WOT M8
>MICHAEL KAINE M88888

“If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders - What would you tell him?"

I…don't know. What…could he do? What would you tell him?"

To shrug.”

Would you?

>tfw you realise the reason behind Preuße never posting a picture of himself is that he's a woman who's desperately trying to convince us she's a lad with all the manlet and weightlifting memes but when you think about it it's clearly blatant

I am onto you.

They're using that tailored quote against YouGov. But it's absolutely no secret that it was founded by 2 Tories.

Do you ever feel like you have the God given right to take other people's homes without asking?

>people being this mean to Abbott
Sexist and racist much?

>onbudsman
Jesus

>tfw Preuße will never be your gf
>you will never make sweet love to her after she has a heavy afternoon shitposting and drinking vodka
Can't go on lads.

Which one of you spray painted this on the side of a Islamic Cultural center?

Varg Needs a helicopter ride you guys; He triggered NAP pretty hard here. He shouldn't step on me again.

That could be the back cover blurb on a terrible novel or something.

Daily reminder to google Murray Bookchin

>implying i haven't been buying them since I was 18

Not even if she paid me £30 a year

Me at my gym

No.

Shoot homeless people perhaps.

BBC is economically centre-right and socially liberal

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I would play with her arse so my fingertip smelt like rust

Did any of you see that landwhale's tweet about this?

STOP THIS

>GUYS, GUYS GATHER ROUND YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS BLOKE AND WHAT HE SAYS AND HIS TAKE ON THE WORLD AND STUFF

>Why? Who is he?

>Oh, he's an ex-con that was in a band once that nobody had heard of.

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my family would honour-kill me if they found out about my love of mummy may

reminder to vote labour because it's vitally important that Parliament reflects the diversity of our society

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-transgender-candidate-mp-sophie-cook-general-election-a7712286.html

We can't let him get the nuclear codes just to dismantle the nuclear codes!

>What would you tell him?"
That he's only supposed to be holding the sky and not the world?

Are they homeless because you colonised their land?

>he doesn't have a local gun shop

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>our guy
>total fucking idiot with strawman arguments

Makes sense. He even thought he was talking to a Labour MP, despite all the signs around him.

It does go to show you though Labour voters swinging to Conservative because Brexit is of the utmost importance. Euro hate is strong.

Which is funny considering leaving the EU was pretty much a fringe issue until fairly recently. It was certainly a big deal for his Conservative Party, which has a noisy Eurosceptic wing and feared losing votes to the Eurosceptic UKIP in the election of 2015, but for most voters it was near the bottom of their concerns.

This is what happens when you set aside 6 months for people to get on a podium and blame all our problems created by ourselves on the EU.

Rand poster

“If you saw Atlas, the giant who holds the world on his shoulders, if you saw that he stood, blood running down his chest, his knees buckling, his arms trembling but still trying to hold the world aloft with the last of his strength, and the greater his effort the heavier the world bore down upon his shoulders - What would you tell him?"

I…don't know. What…could he do? What would you tell him?"

To shrug.”

What fucking mugchump.

Yes I'm aware of Ken Livingstone and his hilarious outburst over the Haavara Agreement.

I very much doubt in its modern form it is "so they fuck off". What would make Jews consider moving more: Zionism or Anti-Semitism?

that constituency doesn't stand a chance of getting Labour majority. Waste of time

Ooof, i'd paint her shed door, if you know what I mean

The BBC is the "establishment"

listen here you cunt I need to know if you're a lady so I can wed you.

ARE YOU A FUCKING QT OR SHOULD I TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE?

>nuclear codes
>Trident
learn, you monkey.

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lol no. The BBC has been a propaganda machine for the Tories this election so far.

are you a nauvener?

Why can you never write like a normal person? You just continually spam your copypasta strawmen.

Me at home chilling

JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK

THE NORMIES KNOW

I can't fight this feeling.

youtube.com/watch?v=zpOULjyy-n8

Wait she wheres a wig?

Make more.

>he doesn't know he pays the cost for those by using his workers labour
Creasing

So what's this whole skimmed thing then?

yeah

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Makes sense. who wouldn't want that terrifying monstrosity to represent them?

>He has facebook

Go now. You know not what feels lurk here.

youve seen black people hair. Its either a wig or she wakes at 2am to start her 6 hour operation of straightening her hair

Need timestamp

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Thought so.

Just think about it, all the manlet and dicklet memes (s)he spouts, all the constant attention whoring while posting nothing of substance, all the girly music (s)he mentioned that he listens to and spams in these threads, the obsession with style and skincare and whatever else.

Preuße is a girl.

They're a propaganda machind for anyone currently in power. Spin Doctors still have a big hold on their reporting even since the days of Alastair Campbell. They are massive leftists, but when it comes to internal politics, they favour the party that is currently paying their bills.

youtube.com/watch?v=67JK_Yt93Q4

I wonder how cute she is?

>giving tripfags attention
stop

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>replying to tripfags
Stop