Venezuela thread

> In recent weeks, Venezuela's president, Nicolás Maduro, has curtailed some of the last remaining powers of the opposition-majority National Assembly, announced that he will give out 500,000 rifles to pro-government civilian militias, refused to hold long overdue regional elections and banned opposition leader Henrique Capriles from running for office for the next 15 years.

> Now, elections have been indefinitely postponed, and virtually all of the country's top opposition leaders are either in jail, or under house arrest, or banned from running for office for many years.

> To make things worse, on May 1, amid massive anti-government protests that have already left 29 dead and more than 500 wounded, Maduro announced that he will convene a constitutional convention of "workers, farmers and indigenous" people to draft a new constitution. In other words, he plans to impose a Cuban-styled constitution that in effect would abolish all democratic institutions.

The USA is still buying their oil.

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Venezuela deserved it desu

Venezuela and in due time Sweden, these two will be made example of.

Fucking brazilian fucking roaches neck yourself

Venezuela will not bow down to zionist USA my dude.
Jews lost their momentum in Ukraine
Syria, Iran, NK and Venezuela will resist this trick

Have fun without toilet paper and food buddy.
Sure showed those jews.
They can't steal your money if you starve to death!

>Syria, Iran, NK
So complete shitholes is how people should live just piss off some imaginary jews?

>Syria, Iran, NK and Venezuela
Kek, why don't you go live in one of those places.

>They can't steal your money if you starve to death!
Yes, cutting off the nose to spite the face. This is how retarded communist/Islamist/Putinist idiots are.

Just nuke us. Please!

>Syria, Iran, NK and Venezuela will resist this trick

lol

That's Colombia, you dipshit.

No one deserves it you monkey.

we need a reset button

We have to back to the 50s

venezuela this is why you dont elect communist

youtube.com/watch?v=hj70rtP3lUQ

What's up, guys. How's socialism treating y'all?

START
KILLING
LEFTISTS

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE BY NOW?!?!?!

Le Pen is a loyal Putinist, bought and paid for. She will help enable regimes like in Venezuela just to fuck with the West.

This is how they think

>SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE
TO LOSE BY NOW

Nothing, it's just that I don't have the balls to do anything. I'm a fucking coward senpai.

>Elect communist
Who said we elected him? We have the worst election system in the world, not to mention the one who ruling it should have been remove off charge more than 10 years ago.

How much would I have to pay to get the succ from a QT Venezuelan gril?

Kek. Anyone remember that random Venezuelan user who got food shipped to him by another user a year or two back. Wonder how he's doing.....

High chance hes dead by now

If you have trumpcoins, it shouldn't be expensive. I mean, 1$ is like a billion madurodollars.

Probably like this.

You're talking to Columbia

Bumping

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RARE

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>exposing yourself as a newfag
lurk moar

Kek. Nobody gives a shit about Venezuela.

>tfw too irrelevant

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How hard would it be to start shipping ar-15s and ammo down to Venezuelans for their upcoming civil war? Or should I leave it up to the CIA?

Asking for a friend.

I give a shit senpai

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Don't do it. Let us collapse by our own mistakes, it's the best way to do it.

Bump

ah communism/socialism
destroying countries since it's made

Take the energy Venezuela
Long live Bashar !

wrong flag you tunigger

Are you the same iraqanon who was posting on another Venezuelan thread?

who's leopoldo lopez? opposition leader?

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forgot picture

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You're Isis, the enemy of Bashar, right flag alright
I hope Israel fucks both your and palestine
fucking muzzies

Yeah, he's currently in jail.

My heart goes out to all my Venezuelan bros, hope you'll overthrow your government, but protests won't do much you must take up arms and start killing people.

The most popular politician in Venezuela, so naturally they jailed him and now killing him. This is how dictatorships operate.

> López called for peaceful protests in February 2014.[11] He was arrested on 18 February 2014 and charged with arson and conspiracy; murder and terrorism charges were dropped. Human rights groups expressed concern that the charges may have been politically motivated.[12][13] Opinion polls in late 2014 showed that López was among the most popular politicians in Venezuela.[14] On September 10, 2015, he was found guilty of public incitement to violence through supposed subliminal messages, being involved with criminal association, and was sentenced to 13 years and 9 months in prison.[15][16][17][18] His imprisonment was seen as controversial, and in October 2014 the UN High Commissioner for Human Rights called for the release of those arrested in connection with the protests.[19][20]

leopoldo lopez is dead ;_;

i don't remember posting in one, there's many of us
we are legion

damn. what happens if he dies? civil war?

That girl is hnnnnggg

The only people with guns and ammo in Venezuela are the Chavistas. Just how do you expect him to seriously resist anything?

i'm from baghdad, and pro bashar af
it's you tuniggger shitters that are the bulk of isis

Thanks, buddy. I hope your country never faces socialism of the 21sr century at its fullest.

>no big titted, rebelious, fit gf

Why even live.

I agree, fuck tunisians, i'm immigrating to Germany :^)

the funny thing is he even posted a pic of his fridge, and it seemed pretty damn stacked. Not sure why that random guy felt the need to send him supplies, he was obviously fairly well off. Hell his fridge was more stacked than mine was at the time.

Nah, nothing's gonna happen. We're the most cucked country in South America, senpai.

Aren't Iraqi Sunnis the bulk of ISIS? You Shiites started shooting them and they went full retard.
Middle East random colonial borders are what causes all the problems.

find out who she is and save her. Let her live with you

Sadly this is true, Maduro is not going to step down willingly they have to either kill him or capture them, they should march to Miraflores and burn it down

A revolution this big, it's bigger than our arab spring, get rid of your cuck mentality first step to victory is believing you will win

Did your vote ever actually matter? Did you call get tricked by Chavez or something? Did you honestly think you could live in perpetual commie-utopia with sky high oil prices?

How the fuck is your country starving, you live on the equator. It boggles my mind, it's never winter where you are. Shit should be growing non stop, why doesn't everyone just make a garden at the very least? How can you all be so incredibly disabled and powerlessly poor?

Is it dangerous in Iraq? I've heard there's a big-ass conflict going on there. Pretty much what would happen in Venezuela if we weren't such cucks.

I know an Iraqi girl, she's a total slut. Don't let your people be corrupted by the west iraqbro

Chavez brainwashed the population, people still believe that socialism works, that's why it doesn't even matter at this point. This country is a joke.

Columbia you disappoint.

>I know an Iraqi girl

You know that Iraqis are 3 different people that hate each other?

ah well mostly at fronts
Baghdad is safe
we are currepted we just put a face of virtue
welcome to islam

She just says she's Iraqi Arab, she's cute but I've got no clue whether she's Shia or Sunni

Could be Christian too. It's a very small minority but they exist.

>tfw converted to Islam

Wasn't Lebanon supposed to be the Christian state in the Middle East? What happened? they're majority Muslim now

can you not act like you know shit about a totally distant place just because you saw an article on fox news
instead of shitposting go grow crops to feed your people maybe then you'll find a better name for your country

Dammit, the Cucklombian is back
We need you, faggot.

I hope you guys get your country back on track, I want to visit the MENA someday, but it's so violent now :(

Muslims invaded and bred. Pretty easy when you have 4 wives, all you have to do is wait for them to reach puberty then boom, population explosion.

I know an Iraqi guy. He's a Christian know but curses in farsi.

Lebanon is a mess because of Assad and his dad. They were killing Lebanese politicians and arming terrorists. They turned it into a shithole.

Why are you even upset? You know that what I said is true. Your Iran puppet Shiite government will never be able to unify Iraq because it's not one country.

Even the opposition has shitloads socialists, they're fucked.

south america happened
new land that's very hospitable to middle eastern Christians
think i read somewhere it has more lebs than Lebanon

1) Go to USA
2) Get a bunch of guns
3)Go down to Venezuela with guns
4)Join the rebellion
5)Big titted, rebellios gf

Simple plan, Chilebro.

diaspora sunni detected
end your life

Syria and Iran are completely different situations tho

Maduro is actually a fucking moron that starves its own people while raking in quadrillions of dollars

only a retard would draw comparisons with those situations

Jesus these people have the largest oil reserves in the world and a year round growing season and they're importing their oil, starving and death squads are roaming the streets because of socialism. And the leftists in the US WANT this so bad they are rioting in the street. Jesus.

What happened was Assads and Iran used their country to attack Israel and completely destroyed it in the process. It used to be the most beautiful and prosperous place in the ME.

I'm not any kind of mudslime, sorry. Just telling the truth which upsets you.

leftists are a special kind of retards

If I lived their I would just go into the jungle with a bunch of survival stuff and wait it out. It's all going to come crumbling down soon anyway. At least that way you won't get killed.

well if you're not a sunni shit then you wouldn't lie and blame freeing south lebanon from israeli occupation (war happened strictly in shia south), ignoring the sunni christian civil war that raged 20 constant years before it

Rebel, dammit. Whats stopping you. If a bunch of shitty revolutionaries could over through the 18th century British army why cant you overthrow a bunch of commies.

Don't listen to this guy, here's a better plan:

>Go to Venezuela
>Go to Chacao in Caracas
>Tell a qt white girl that you're willing to get her out of this shithole
>Profit

It's simpler, cheaper and safer.

Wait they actually believe that Maduro isn't socialist enough? They're not rioting against socialism but for it!? Holy hell. Make the trek up to the US before trump builds his levees.

You're probably right.

> freeing south lebanon
You mean creating and arming a huge terrorist organization and starting wars with a first world country is helping them?

Several Lebanese politicians were assassinated by Assad. Lebanon can't be a civilized place until there's an Assad regime.

Its always cozy seeing people from the same place share experiences anonymously, makes me feel like I'm experiencing a new world through the eyes of someone else. Wish I could be part of the group but I don't like starving to death and making $35/mo salary

>commie sympathizers
Fuck off, commies

>The estimated rate of private gun ownership (both licit and illicit) per 100 people in Venezuela is 11.21
See, the sociafaggots deserved it. I hope more shitzuelan dies so they are another example of failure to us

and your asshole won't stop hurting until you pull the cactus out and bleed to death you worthless sunni/kike shill
fuckoff