Chicago scanner

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Tr_VbIg5LrU
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
youtu.be/Tr_VbIg5LrU
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First thread of the night?

Did they catch those la raza spics who shot the two officers?

First time making this thread. Most likely I fucked it up.

Thanks m8, glad someone started the thread.

Hey man. I didn't see one so I made this.

I think they got a few guys for "questioning" but didn't sound promising.

been checking all day; no confirmation of any arrest, just the mention of "3 in custody for questioning"

I don't ever want to hear that again, gut wrenching.

bumpo

I know I know.

Although it did have an upside. I am a counselor and see people with PTSD. I finally felt how they feel and am seeing it in a totally new light.

Last report I read said the 2 officers were resting / recovering at home. That is good news. Rest Roberts...

Brain dead.

One less nigger undermining civilization.... good riddance.

Very happy to hear this.

Good morning Roberts. Hopefully tonight will be safe for our boys in blue.

B4 the thread started, Hispanic Male hit victim in the face with a rock (at the hospital) and stole his phone, keys and car. Dispatch noted that victim was more worried about recovering his phone than staying at the hospital for treatment.

Sounds about right.

Did they catch the faggot pieces of shit that shot Robert last night?

Good to hear.

>I think they got a few guys for "questioning" but didn't sound promising.

They got the right guys or they wouldn't have all gone home after they caught them.

The problem is that the perps are non white and very probably not even citizens so they need to think of a good way to spin this, or drag out revealing the identity of the perps to make (((Rahm)))'s sanctuary city not look bad.

When do real Robert hours start?

Drinking and masturbating....

~11pm Eastern, 10pm Central

Masturbating on wood ave. Topkek

When I drink I can't get a hard on to save my life. Huh.

Shit, missed that. Anyone have a recording

youtube.com/watch?v=Tr_VbIg5LrU

Who is Charlie? Is he coming off swing shift?

Lawrence Hall School for Boys - robbery suspects.

>swing shift

The worst shift in pretty much any job.

Check out "second city cop" blog

Robert blog usually has some good commentary.

Whatever happened to chimpout.com?

Whatever happened with the white Porsche stolen on 4/27? Had four straight nights of it being the getaway go armed robbers.

Hello, anons. Still waiting to hear back from CPD. Heard the two Roberts shot the other night went home from the hosptial. Hope they find the cunts that did it.

Good question. I hope they found it.

Evening Roberts!

How comfy is it tonight? Just got off work and looking forward to tonight. Oh, did they ever catch the shooters from last night?

I was hopping that nig would run a red light and hit the la raza members that shot the two roberts thus leading to their deaths or arrest.

>DOA

940 Texas Robert checking in, glad we're all back after last night's intense episode!

Looks like it's masturbation night, hoping we get another fapping for an hour at the hotel lobby

Keys checked and ready for some nogging!

Excellent scenario

Site owner disappeared and none of the mods had the credentials to keep things up. Most of the old gang from there is at shitskin dot com, they did save the radio shows and some other material.

We need some good tapping calls after last night

Man in the trunk of a grand prix

>fapping for an hour at the hotel lobby
God damn that's stamina.

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Glorious

Community chest should just be a stack of EBT cards

My sessions are usually between 45 mins and an hour

If I do that, I'll end up painting the ceiling.

exactly

Damn those digits - even better to paint the ceiling of a hotel lobby while browsing porn on the lobby PC while no one stops you, just calls Robert to deal with the mess

That poses an interesting question. Who deals with the clean up? Whether it is marathon hotel lobby fap sesh or an awful shooting with blood in the streets. Who cleans it all up? Chicago sounds like one massive biohazard.

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I tried.

Who is this new dispatcher; have we heard him before? Crabby needed the day off after her stellar performance last night.

You're going to need a bigger jail

Damn it, Henry took her bus card. I can't deal with the level of crime in this city.

Goddamn nigga stole my goddamn bus card!

I literally listen to chicago dispatch to help me fall asleep. some nights are lit, and people out here doing bad shit nigga. some nights not much happens on dispatch

There are special companies specifically for such cleanup, as in if you aren't in one, you aren't allowed to clean it up

WE /REALROBERTHOURS/ NOW!

My favorite dispatcher - aside from crabby - is the male who worked RRH who ALWAYS seems to be having the time of his life. Dude is always happy.

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you must have some weird dreams bro

I want to tune in but it will knock me out as soon as I hear that sweet Chicago violence I am 500 miles away from

Holy shit, this is the best OC I've seen jumping in just for RRH. Well done, m8.

A check of the keys to you good sir!

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
Then let us know when comes on. I always respect someone who looks foreword to a bloodbath.

I do the same thing; with one earbud in. It's almost a habit that I can't fall asleep without.

I just heard him come on duty a few minutes ago.

*forward*

just dumping to bump

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Robert's checking

roommates friend robert

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My pics from last night to bump.

whos Robert?

>MALE BLACK
>general rapscallion
He's a cunning foe

AY YO
Roberts
SO YOU BE SAYIN
arrests blacks
AY HOL UP
responds to a domestic violence call
SO YOU BE SAYIN
checks keys
YOU BE SAYIN
hits on dispatch
IT
goes eastbound
IT REAL ROBERT HOURS?!?!
10-4

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/comfy/ here in the suburbs lurking

Who is this Robert i hear of? And why does male black with dreadlocks seem to hate him?

i only open threads that have the line about MALE BLACK and the hero ROBERT at the top

>granddaughter kidnapped by a gangbanger

In case anyone missed last night's craziness:
Part One:
Two:
Three:

yes

And these are some pics.

That van in the middle is unmarked but with cop plates.

It's on Youtube, on a channel called ScannerAudio. Sorry but look it up, I'd rather not relisten to it.

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F

Can someone have a pizza delivered?

>this arrestee is being "a little" combative
kek

You did good, m8.

Likewise. I don't want to hear that again.

Don't worry, I got you.

Gonna be Robert's Revenge Roulette

Here'sthe link to the audio. Be forewarned, it can have a psychological impact.

youtu.be/Tr_VbIg5LrU

HAs anyone said Check your keys yet?

What a fucking war zone. Thank god we sanctuary cities.

why dont more people ccw in Chicago since its legal now?

It's a pain in the ass to get. Too many hoops to go through. Also needs range time at accepted ranges. None located in the city, and most are pretty far out.

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male black looking suspicious