>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Did they catch those la raza spics who shot the two officers?
Joseph Ramirez
First time making this thread. Most likely I fucked it up.
Jonathan Morgan
Thanks m8, glad someone started the thread.
Aaron Cox
Hey man. I didn't see one so I made this.
I think they got a few guys for "questioning" but didn't sound promising.
Easton Russell
been checking all day; no confirmation of any arrest, just the mention of "3 in custody for questioning"
Aaron Ross
I don't ever want to hear that again, gut wrenching.
Aaron Peterson
bumpo
Landon Baker
I know I know.
Although it did have an upside. I am a counselor and see people with PTSD. I finally felt how they feel and am seeing it in a totally new light.
Isaiah Thompson
Last report I read said the 2 officers were resting / recovering at home. That is good news. Rest Roberts...
Ayden Hernandez
Brain dead.
One less nigger undermining civilization.... good riddance.
Joshua Watson
Very happy to hear this.
Michael Gonzalez
Good morning Roberts. Hopefully tonight will be safe for our boys in blue.
Luke Long
B4 the thread started, Hispanic Male hit victim in the face with a rock (at the hospital) and stole his phone, keys and car. Dispatch noted that victim was more worried about recovering his phone than staying at the hospital for treatment.
Juan Jenkins
Sounds about right.
Nathaniel Butler
Did they catch the faggot pieces of shit that shot Robert last night?
Andrew Torres
Good to hear.
Dylan Fisher
>I think they got a few guys for "questioning" but didn't sound promising.
They got the right guys or they wouldn't have all gone home after they caught them.
The problem is that the perps are non white and very probably not even citizens so they need to think of a good way to spin this, or drag out revealing the identity of the perps to make (((Rahm)))'s sanctuary city not look bad.
Christopher Martin
When do real Robert hours start?
Nathaniel Nguyen
Drinking and masturbating....
Lincoln Perez
~11pm Eastern, 10pm Central
Benjamin Davis
Masturbating on wood ave. Topkek
Jeremiah Collins
When I drink I can't get a hard on to save my life. Huh.
Whatever happened with the white Porsche stolen on 4/27? Had four straight nights of it being the getaway go armed robbers.
Bentley Reed
Hello, anons. Still waiting to hear back from CPD. Heard the two Roberts shot the other night went home from the hosptial. Hope they find the cunts that did it.
Blake Green
Good question. I hope they found it.
Bentley Cook
Evening Roberts!
How comfy is it tonight? Just got off work and looking forward to tonight. Oh, did they ever catch the shooters from last night?
Joshua Thomas
I was hopping that nig would run a red light and hit the la raza members that shot the two roberts thus leading to their deaths or arrest.
Caleb Foster
>DOA
Parker Miller
940 Texas Robert checking in, glad we're all back after last night's intense episode!
Looks like it's masturbation night, hoping we get another fapping for an hour at the hotel lobby
Keys checked and ready for some nogging!
Camden Mitchell
Excellent scenario
Noah Brown
Site owner disappeared and none of the mods had the credentials to keep things up. Most of the old gang from there is at shitskin dot com, they did save the radio shows and some other material.
Connor Long
We need some good tapping calls after last night
Carter Baker
Man in the trunk of a grand prix
Jason Torres
>fapping for an hour at the hotel lobby God damn that's stamina.
Kevin Baker
...
Isaac Lopez
Glorious
Community chest should just be a stack of EBT cards
Austin Harris
My sessions are usually between 45 mins and an hour
Samuel Moore
If I do that, I'll end up painting the ceiling.
Nolan Campbell
exactly
Adrian Brooks
Damn those digits - even better to paint the ceiling of a hotel lobby while browsing porn on the lobby PC while no one stops you, just calls Robert to deal with the mess
Andrew Long
That poses an interesting question. Who deals with the clean up? Whether it is marathon hotel lobby fap sesh or an awful shooting with blood in the streets. Who cleans it all up? Chicago sounds like one massive biohazard.
Juan Lewis
...
Jeremiah Jackson
I tried.
Alexander Peterson
Who is this new dispatcher; have we heard him before? Crabby needed the day off after her stellar performance last night.
Leo Hernandez
You're going to need a bigger jail
Logan Myers
Damn it, Henry took her bus card. I can't deal with the level of crime in this city.
Leo Hill
Goddamn nigga stole my goddamn bus card!
Carson Foster
I literally listen to chicago dispatch to help me fall asleep. some nights are lit, and people out here doing bad shit nigga. some nights not much happens on dispatch
Ethan Thomas
There are special companies specifically for such cleanup, as in if you aren't in one, you aren't allowed to clean it up
Luis Powell
WE /REALROBERTHOURS/ NOW!
Joseph Robinson
My favorite dispatcher - aside from crabby - is the male who worked RRH who ALWAYS seems to be having the time of his life. Dude is always happy.
Cameron Gomez
...
Dominic Myers
you must have some weird dreams bro
Jayden Nguyen
I want to tune in but it will knock me out as soon as I hear that sweet Chicago violence I am 500 miles away from
Jose Rogers
Holy shit, this is the best OC I've seen jumping in just for RRH. Well done, m8.
I do the same thing; with one earbud in. It's almost a habit that I can't fall asleep without.
Gabriel Carter
I just heard him come on duty a few minutes ago.
Nolan Lewis
*forward*
James Thomas
just dumping to bump
Ayden Rivera
...
Ryan Anderson
Robert's checking
Robert Brooks
roommates friend robert
Nolan Wilson
...
Landon Diaz
My pics from last night to bump.
Noah Garcia
whos Robert?
Hunter Bailey
>MALE BLACK >general rapscallion He's a cunning foe
Aiden Anderson
AY YO Roberts SO YOU BE SAYIN arrests blacks AY HOL UP responds to a domestic violence call SO YOU BE SAYIN checks keys YOU BE SAYIN hits on dispatch IT goes eastbound IT REAL ROBERT HOURS?!?! 10-4
Dominic Hernandez
...
Nathaniel Torres
/comfy/ here in the suburbs lurking
Who is this Robert i hear of? And why does male black with dreadlocks seem to hate him?
Jason Howard
i only open threads that have the line about MALE BLACK and the hero ROBERT at the top
Cooper Nguyen
>granddaughter kidnapped by a gangbanger
Jonathan Powell
In case anyone missed last night's craziness: Part One: Two: Three:
Michael White
yes
Wyatt Collins
And these are some pics.
Alexander Roberts
That van in the middle is unmarked but with cop plates.
Nolan Gray
It's on Youtube, on a channel called ScannerAudio. Sorry but look it up, I'd rather not relisten to it.
Ryder Smith
...
Zachary Bailey
F
Cooper Hernandez
Can someone have a pizza delivered?
Cameron Morgan
>this arrestee is being "a little" combative kek
Jaxson Cox
You did good, m8.
Likewise. I don't want to hear that again.
Parker Hernandez
Don't worry, I got you.
Jack Jones
Gonna be Robert's Revenge Roulette
John Rogers
Here'sthe link to the audio. Be forewarned, it can have a psychological impact.
What a fucking war zone. Thank god we sanctuary cities.
Gabriel Taylor
why dont more people ccw in Chicago since its legal now?
Nolan Roberts
It's a pain in the ass to get. Too many hoops to go through. Also needs range time at accepted ranges. None located in the city, and most are pretty far out.