Brit/pol/ - God Save the King Edition

>Entire Queen's household is called to 'highly unusual' emergency meeting at Buckingham Palace today as speculation mounts over the reason why
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4471696/Royal-staff-called-London-emergency-meeting.html

>OFFICIAL BRIT/POL/ HEIGHT SURVEY
strawpoll.me/12888441

>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>West Midlands First Mayoral Election Tomorrow
itv.com/news/2017-05-02/west-midlands-mayoral-election-2017-candidates/

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

>Labour Promises To Stop Hospital Closures
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/election-2017-labour-stop-hospital-closures-nhs-conservative-cuts-tories-a7714581.html

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newenglishreview.org/custpage.cfm?frm=184244/sec_id/184244
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/16/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-dies-london-bridge
youtube.com/watch?v=WwcOHa6exKc
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-42069/Queen-hands-over-Monarchy-to-Sand-Niggers-to-finally-complete-Londonistan-Caliphate-UK-wide-Sharia-to-follow.html
twitter.com/PhilipPorado/status/859955090320486400
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

KARENPOSTING IS BACK!

>God Save the King Edition

OWEN

scotland should have its own flag on Sup Forums

Willy-posting

Ooof, put that in your trouser pocket

He looks like based Phil there. Shame he's a Jew.

:-( would be bloody worst timing if HRC has died

Fuck this, we're becoming a republic

tfw I've got the feed for #queen open on twitter and it's all this #cum #queen shit.

>she'll be fine

Come, come here and listen to a tale about the Lancaster Plan!
newenglishreview.org/custpage.cfm?frm=184244/sec_id/184244

>plan created in 2005 under our friend tony blair
>muslim conquest of UK and the west is inevitable
>government believes that whites are unwilling to fight for themselves so a peaceful transition must be organised
>favour immigrants for council houses because people with houses are more likely to start families and have kids
>give muslims protected status under law to reduce their chances of early chimping out early
>encourage immigration so that muslim population has family ties to rest of islamic world thus empowering the uk
>increase local autonomy around the country so that sharia zones can legally be created without causing a fuss country wide
>over time these zones will increase in size along with muslim government representation resulting in a total takeover by islam
>at some point a royal will have to convert to islam
>it will all have been done gradually so that the uk as an entity survives

Lads, I won't be able to fucking take it if Phil has died or if something is wrong with the Queen.

You keep posting it, but do you have any other independent sources apart from that blog?

far too much going on at the moment for her to go

She's ordering a hit on corbyn

>her dying will reignite the republicans and allow the global elite to infiltrate our system and disrupt our conventions and traditions which have been forged over 1000 years

People will actually want to abolish the monarchy.

I'm just hoping it's sensationalism from the daily mail.

Would he go by Charles III, or would he rather not have a name that sounds Jacobite?

I hardly keep posting it.
Don't need other sources mate, it was supposedly revealed at a private party, so few witnesses.
I'm not even saying I believe it myself, but it's fun to have a fireside spooktale.

Useless Twat

Karens time is up

He would be called Charles The Consorter for consorting with the beast that is Camilla

Any chance they're admitting Diana was pregnant?

Lots of things are said at parties. I agree, it's probably true as a motivation for some. And conspiracies ARE normally just dinner. But for it to be of any further worth to others, and not to circle-jerk ourselves, it must be able to be verified. I wish it were true so we could put a light to it.

I swear to god if your fucking commie laborshills try to abolish the last remaining respectable monarchy I might hurt someone

...

>tfw nobody remembers when Charles wanted to be Camillas tampon

>Suddenly your head monarch is a cis white male
>half of your population suddenly triggered at that fact

Fuck bonglads, stay safe

Royal family ain't going anywhere don't you worry Yank. Would stir up an entire shit storm even suggesting getting rid of the royals. Every republican knows the royals ain't going anywhere

I told you to start buying guns.

>1488

I'm getting mixed signals here, do you want me to fight against the plan whether it exists or not?

karen karen karen karen karen karen karen karen

Half of your population already was triggered at having an Anglo monarch.

So how will this effect the polls?

D-E-A-D

>not calling to start #queendead

Wow Sup Forums you have changed.

It's obviously about prince Philip. He's 96 and men due earlier then women. Liz will be around for another decade at least

a few weeks ago the guardian published an extremely long article about the queen's death:
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/16/what-happens-when-queen-elizabeth-dies-london-bridge

something sinister is afoot, lads... what are they planning?

The plan exists insofar as its ends will be met, even if the motive of the people who follow it are different than the "plan".

It's Miku's turn now Karen, budge up
youtube.com/watch?v=WwcOHa6exKc

die*

Yeah... I thought that to.

>guys, we're JUST letting you know
>just in case

Really worried...

I hope Charles gets tired of waiting and finally smothers her with a pillow so I won't have to look at Skeletor wearing a skin suit every time I get change or go to the ATM

God damn the queen and the monarchy

...

Edgy

We'll maybe lose Australia Canada etc but I doubt we would lose the monarchy here. I hope we best the Republican scum and maintain the monarchy in all of the Queens nations.

It's Hammer Time

Holy fuck Trump what are you doing

Every Republican must die

>but you don't wanna be ruled by an UNELECTED official???!!!
>people actually don't understand that the incredible balance of power we have here is so fine and tuned that we don't even need a democracy to have liberty

#ripliza

>abolish monarchy

Well, London has pretty much been overrun by those who don't give a shit. I don't think your Muslim mayor cares, or the huge number of Indians.

Maybe we should remind them that if the monarchy is abolished, they might give back the diamond they stole from the Sikhs.

Here's to ya, Liz Windsor.

Hmmm
So what you're saying is, gas the kikes?

>Have liberty
>There are no legal self defence weapons
>Handguns and most Semi-Autos are banned
>Different knives banned because theyre "scary"
>thought police
>CCTV everywhere

Makes me think senpai

>26 nov 2016

They aren't even trying.

Come on, let's get #queendead trending. Could be fun.

She'll be fine lads. Liz wont let herself die until she at least see's us a sovereign nation again

Republic! Let's get this show on the road and start working on a new flag design.

OH S-H-I-T!!!!

>hitler in a new-age uniform standing next to all those junkers

kek

Sikhs aren't going to be the demographic which kicks up a fuss. They're pretty happy looking after themselves and staying out of others business.

They're good lads

Queens gonna abdicate with Charles and give the throne to William and Catherine.

I gonna respond to this bait only to point out it's bait.

>he thinks within only the last 20 years
Get some perspective, please. I said that we can have liberty without a democracy, not that we necessarily HAVE liberty. If anything, Parliament has too much power.

Instead of parliament/people it's parliament/people/monarchy. The more steps to frustrate the 'progressives' the better.

/!\ BREAKING NEWS /!\

we all knew it was coming, Charles (and especially Diana) loves the Arabs:

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-42069/Queen-hands-over-Monarchy-to-Sand-Niggers-to-finally-complete-Londonistan-Caliphate-UK-wide-Sharia-to-follow.html

Brrraaapp!!!!!

You could say that they're...dare I say it, bro-tier?

>be handsome and charismatic law student
>drive around the US in a busted brown Volkswagen Beetle with the front seat removed to make it easier to kidnap folks
>rape and kill 60+ women and 1 man (according to his lawyer)
>decapitate them and still fuck the corpse up to a month after they died
>get away with it for years
>have a foot fetish for own feet, own hundreds of pairs of socks
>even writing studies and articles about the abuse of women for one of his jobs
>be close friends with governors and other high ranking members of the republican party
>get arrested, cops find a rape kit in car
>governors vouch and give a good character reference, convincing the police they've got the wrong guy
>continue murder spree
>finally get caught later due to being careless
>escape from maximum security prison twice using only cunning and wit
>represent self in coming trial because law student
>despite all the above, literally thousands of women write love letters while in jail
>gets married in jail
>is still extremely likeable
>even the judge who sentenced him to death: "Take care of yourself, young man. I say that to you sincerely; take care of yourself, please. It is an utter tragedy for this court to see such a total waste of humanity as I've experienced in this courtroom. You're a bright young man. You would have made a good lawyer and I would have loved to have you practice in front of me, but you went another way, partner. Take care of yourself. I don't feel any animosity toward you. I want you to know that. Once again, take care of yourself.."

Literally what the fuck did they mean by this?

>Your Majesty, the people will be expecting a statement.
>Tell them I'm warming up the heli. I owe the Mayor of London a flight.

>SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
>SKYKING LONDON BRIDGE HAS FALLEN DO NOT RESPOND

>monarch turning to islam
All part of the Lancaster Plan.
Shame it's bs.

*Sniiiiiffffff*

Mmm Hmmm quite the pungent concoction, sire.

King of sociopaths

Holla up 1 goddam minut mothafucka

THE QUEEN IS DEAD,
GOD SAVE THE SHEIK!!!!

Anglosphere reporting in. God save the Queen

What's all this 'RIP Queen' shite?

Bait as usual?

D-E-A-D

Ayo familia we wuz stuarts an shieeeeet!

twitter.com/PhilipPorado/status/859955090320486400

Jesus, that's fucking gross.

I can say on very good authority, that the queen's death will be announced by late Friday afternoon. She passed almost two weeks ago and Parliment and the royals have been planning for the announcement, her funeral and the transition.

I'm not trying to seem like a larp. You'll see for yourself on Friday.

>brexit
>no queen

UK is fuck'd you guys always do best under a queen

WRONG.

When the Queen dies the next heir is made King regent and thus would be announced within 24 hours.

Let's hope for a succession war. Place your claims on the throne!

>She passed almost two weeks ago
retard

Your government officials swear a loyalty oath to an unelected inbred geriatric German woman. And you don't have a written constitution.

It's about me.

>Republic! Let's get this show on the road and start working on a new flag design.
Sips in your face

Nobody likes Charles!

Not quite.

King Henry V was without doubt the most alpha monarch we've ever had.

this is the dumbest post i've read this week

well done

>mfw the queen is a blairite

But it's true.

C'mon mate, at least do some minor research.
She was seen alive literally this morning.

Your government officials swear a loyalty oarth to an unelected inbred Jewish cartel. And they wipe their arses with your constitution.

when it happens it will seem more suitable than it seemed in the past, he might need to remarry

I spit out my drink.

Why? Don't know much about pre Stuart monarchs, was he more based than Edward VII?