/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ZAP! ZAP! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>SoS T-Rex address to Dept of State 5/3/17
youtu.be/QcQ5CHhl2_A
>Pres Trump Lunch w/Pres Abbas 5/3/17
youtu.be/lS_phx5pD8s
>Pres Trump meets w/Pres Abbas (Palestine) 5/3/17
youtu.be/ntNgEgUA17I
>Pres Trump/VP Pence/Ed Sec Devos @ School Choice Event 5/3/17
youtu.be/ugnd-uKHvGY
>VP Pence @ Greatest Ally Ind Day Commemoration 5/2/17
youtu.be/JfrKB1OJlyM
>Pres Trump @ USAF Academy CiC Ceremony 5/2/17
youtu.be/o_dondl2G5Y
>Pres Trump w/Ind Community Bankers 5/1/17
youtube.com/watch?v=96zzyfGyfyI
>Pres Trump - First 100 Days
youtu.be/hBw_RhnCDZ8
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #14 4/28/17
youtu.be/u7oOmkXYznU
PREV APPEARANCES
pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

FUN STUFF
>March in the Trumpenreich
youtu.be/gwmp3E9VIX0
>TrumpWave S P A C E
youtu.be/s1qhafzPkAM
>God Emperor Trump Was Born To Rule
youtu.be/pf4RSgb_Pqg
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8

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Awoo awoo awoo.

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

Drumpf

Reply to me with: Drumpf

>@124010250
No

Good night fellas.

Trump tweets we don't want to see but would be funny as shit if he just did 'em:

"Ann Coulter doesn't like the fact that I'm securing the border with this budget even though she's supposed to be an immigration expert! Sad!"

"Ann Coulter is wasting her breath telling everyone that I'm losing (which I'm not!) when she can't even land a speaking gig at a university!"

"Dopey Paul Watson thinks I'm neocon because I hit an airfield with some old missiles! Hey Paul! What war did I start by the way?"

"Dopey Paul Watson should focus less on yelling at the camera and more on replacing that old map with an updated one! Total loser!"

"Mike Cernovich thinks General McMaster is going to send troops into Syria! Are there even any apes in the Middle East?"

"Mike Cernovich made a fool out of himself at a press briefing today! There aren't any jungle gyms in the press room, Mike!"

who hurt you?

Reminder

Am I autistic?

>What Tucker Carlson does best is ‘Tucking’ liberals. When this is about to take place, he has signs to know when it’s about to happen. His mouth becomes slightly ajar and you hear him laugh at his guests. He knows that they all have the same talking points when they go on his show and he knows what to say to destroy their entire argument. He uses facts and numbers during his arguments when the majority of his guests usually just play off emotion or numbers that have been proven false.

>And those Trump Voters actually thought illegal immigrants like myself would actually be deported!

>LOL thats fucking rich, Jose

Gay wedding cakes banned tomorrow
Get hype

Morning
>US tests long range ballistic missile
>Comey goes to Washington
>Testifies before House Intel Committee
>Confirms that classified emails were on Anthony Wiener’s computer
>Said Huma would send the emails to Wiener so he could print them out
>Calls Wikileaks “intelligence porn”
>Said that the thought of the FBI affecting the 2016 election makes him “mildly nauseous”
>Michael Moor wants The Rock to run for president
>Melania sends thank you note to Pamela Anderson for faux Russian fur
>Trump meets Palestinian President
Afternoon
>Trump says he’ll achieve peace between Palestine and Israel
>Tillerson delivers talk to State Department on America First
>Putin: Trump backs Syria safe zones
>Trump doing away with White House Cinco de Mayo celebration
>Is a 16 year tradition
>Pence will still celebrate
>Puerto Rico declares bankruptcy
>Spicer rally
>Says Trump has confidence in Comey
>Argues with Brietbart over the wall funded by the spending bill
>Susan Rice refuses to testify before Congress
>Poll: Trump approval among Hispanics hits 45%
>Won 29% of Latino vote in election
>Up from 39% in February
>Ann Coulter: No point in voting for a Republican ever again
Tonight
>House passes spending bill
>House will vote on healthcare bill tomorrow
>Trump to sign executive order tomorrow removing the penalty against churches and religious organizations from participating in political discussions
>Texas legislature passes “anti sanctuary city” bill
>Allows government to withhold funds from cities that don’t comply with Federal immigration authorities
>Cops can ask about immigration status for even a traffic stop
>Apple announces $1 billion fund for American manufacturing
>Marie Le Penn: France will be led by a woman, me or frau Merkel

awoo? no it's time for bed

nighty

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AH-woo

You know zap=being a faggot yes?

AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
FULL STEAM AHEAD

Kneel before your king.

NEVADAWOO~

So we're still talking about Hillary emails six months after the election she lost while the entire Trump Administration is busy lying and covering up their campaign's ties to foreign governments who they may have encouraged to meddle in the elections.

Cool. Glad we've got our priorities in order.

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Good night /ptg/

>it's another the FY17 budget is trumps episode
Learn how government budgets work. FY18 is his first budget. This """budget""" was a funding bill. ie: how do we fund Obama's budget. Budget reconciliation was off the table (already used this year) so you have to wait until September to make a big shakeup. Or you could shutdown the government and still not get what you want because the once yearly reconciliation was used.

Again. Don't reply to shills.

Here's a post I made on a REAL TRUE OG Sup ForumsACK FROM 07 THREAD™ (), brought to you by True Conservatives™ thread because i thought the OP and some other anons had some surprisingly good points. I didn't get any (You)'s and that pissed me off for a tad until I realized there were just shills LARPing with eachother and weren't replying to anons with actual talking points, which really saddens me to lots because i was willing to have some eventful discussion. Anyway, enjoy I guess

nice divide and conquer lvl 3 shill

Can I get some honest opinions on the upcoming wall? What do yall think? Could you climb it?

One a time they will all leave

Are there any pictures of Obama doing the OK sign?

/safespace/

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>tfw angels get a KEK out of watching Sup Forums, and they're still here, shit posting. And they like Trump.

Go figure.

This is why the general won't end, evah!

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Were they actually classified - or were they marked as Classified incorrectly or categorized as classified after-the-fact (like after Congress decided to investigate her) - like all the other e-mails that were on her server? Comey and the republicans have lost ALL credibility on this issue.

And this is sooooo comparable to the treasonous behaviors of Trump and his campaign.

His tweets are shit shit lately, i just to like them but it seems like he's become brain damaged overnight.

No dude, you don't get it. TRILLIONS of ISIS refugees are going to flood and immediately have 9 kids each, causing an immediate and instantaneous demographic shift that will be irreversible. Nobody actually cares about healthcare or taxes, they voted for trump only because of his immigration policies.

yeah try again lvl 2 shill

Awoo~

The wall is nice

Kek

When are the white waifus being passed out?

Four months is far away and long too late, Trump is risking American jobs and lives with this budget. If he signs it, we will have an anchor baby boom by foreign workers,illegals and refugees while the white population slowly dies out and becomes a minority.

twitter.com/trump2016fan/status/859943546429870080

Trump should've just shut the government down, At least we wouldn't become a minority and he would be able to do his promises. Now we have to watch our loved ones get killed and raped by refugees and illegals. And watch foreign poo in loo fuckers take our jobs we worked hard for away. If more democrats then republicans voting for this budget isn't enough proof, You're blind.

Whatever happened to America First?'

Spending Bill is not a win, You can scrap that off.

THANK YOU COSMIC AWOO!

"I am not obligated to pay taxes to this ancient patriarchal system lead by white racists. I will pay taxes only when this country comes to its senses. Just because I am an undocumented citizen does not mean I am forced into giving my money to white racists. I have every right to be here." - Jose Antonio Vargas, Illegal Immigrant, on February 27th episode of Tucker Carlson Tonight

Pay attention - this is really old news and has been repeated numerous times, particularly to the FBI. Huma forwarded the e-mails to her home computer because Hillary preferred to read the e-mails in hard copy form rather than on -screen. The State Department printers were harder and longer to print them out so she printed them at home. The FBI knew that since day one of their original investigation.

And this bill is TOTALLY gonna stop ICE from deporting spics even though it increases the amount of money going to border security, which otherwise wouldn't have been possible until the FY2018 budget in October

It doesn't help people's expectations that the Trump campaign was the craziest fucking thing in the history of Presidential campaigning since the Civil War. Now after inauguration he goes from hypersonic get-shit-done mode to a slower, but still remarkably fast by government standards, gear and they all freak out. They're essentially spoiled, impatient children throwing a tantrum because their dad left a box shaped like a saddle under the tree on Christmas Eve instead of an entire pony.

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What you actually said was right, However they would be imported by plane like most refugees resettled. If this was meant to be sarcasm you failed.

From the last thread:

>school of thought on government that traces its roots back to the BC era
>"establishment trash"

holy shit I'm laughing so hard right now

I think a lot of them just don't want to be happy. They like being mad at the world and need stuff to be mad at. and so they're just looking for a reason to jump off the Trump Train and go back to the status quo.

>US tests long range ballistic missile

Oh sure, when the US does it everything is fine. But when North Korea does it it's wrong.

FUCK YOU AMERICA

THANK YOU, COSMIC AWOO!

>I have every right to be here
That's where your wrong, kiddo.webm

cool story Louise

Oh no!!! A wife emailed some documents to her husband and asked him to print them out for her!!! The horror!!!

We definitely should care more about that "crime" than we care about the fact our current President's campaign illegally colluded, wittingly or unwittingly, with Russian spies in order to unduly influence what are supposed to be our free and fair elections.

SHUT

IT

DOWN

What time of day is it this time?
is it Rabid Fanatic hours who will accept no criticism of Trump or is it relentless shitposting and trolling hours?
/ptg/ has gone fucking down hill lately with this blind worship and rampant shitposting

>>Trump says he’ll achieve peace between Palestine and Israel
yeah right, good luck with that
>>Ann Coulter: No point in voting for a Republican ever again
Ann is right, shit's doomed

>>House passes spending bill
the garbage one?
fucking hell.

Nothing on Prince Philip potentially being dead?

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Tank yuuuu Seeaaawwwnnn!

Pinochet was right.

>getting out of the hot tub
>accidentally step on a snail

Soon.

While he's an ugly faggot, and what he says doesn't really bother me ..thats about all I have to say really.
I don't care honestly.

What a shallow and boring statement.
What's next?
>I'M BREATHING ALL THIS FREE OXYGEN AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME CUNT!

Give me a break.

>aussie buttholes are still quivering with rage because the Kitten of Damascus got defanged by the God-Emperor

But you are being deported. It might just take a while for ICE to get to you.

Blessed

So far he has been proven right. He goes on TV pretty much every day bragging about being an illegal immigrant. Nothing happens.

He gets to live in this country, reap all the benefits, and pay nothing. He pays no taxes whatsoever. He votes illegally, he has admitted that.

Why are you putting up with this?

Do you expect Healthcare to pass?

Do you want it to?

>The justice system is biased
>It's not that we're just violent people who commit a lot of crimes
>Couldn't be that
>Why do white people disrespect us just because we never take responsibility for anything

Joe tweets we don't want to see but would be funny as shit if he just did 'em:

"Mark Halprin doesn't like the fact that I'm securing the 24-48 age group with this budget even though he's supposed to be an ratings expert! Sad!"

"Mika is wasting her breath telling everyone that I'm losing viewers (which I'm not!) when she can't even land a show off of msnbc!"

"Dopey Trump thinks I'm a joke because my ratings got torpedoed by fox! Hey Trump! What ratings war did I start by the way?"

"Dopey Willie should focus less on yelling at the camera and more on replacing that old drink with an replenished one! Total lightweight!"

"Tucker thinks Trump is going to send troops into Syria! Are there even any apes left in that shithole?"

"John Roberts made a fool out of himself at a press briefing today! There aren't any jungle gyms in the press room at fox john!"

Go to bed, Jimmy.

Can't speak to the first four, but the last two were genuinely concerning. It makes you wonder what would've happened if he did push for troops in Syria.

Did you get raped by the school's football star?

Ours actually hit the target.

Coulter, Watson, Cernovich, were over reactionary to the Syria bombing, they are all smart people with morals and opinions,
avoid cult of personality type thinking, deter to logic, policy, and prescience instead

"raped"

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Yes/reluctant yes.

what are you on about

>#VoteNo is trending
>see attached image

and theres people who believe this shit

Checked. and that's fucking weird man. I'm tired of being sad. I want to be fucking happy, I want to be a human. I want to have a 9 to 5 job and something to live for. I'm tired of the doom and gloom, and Trump made me feel like I mattered for once.
They don't get it. The government cannot be dictated by just Trump. He can move as fast as he wants, but there's still a glacial monster that refuses to move any more than it absolutely has to until he's able to enact serious change in that regard, which again, he'll be opposed on almost all fronts

dude, the minuteman platform needs a fresh set of testing data
Fuck off

You lout

>Watson
>Cernovich
>smart

Ann should know better, though

Just do it

I agree with you! In fact, I would like to extrapolate your views and opinions, and take it to the next level. There is no reason we should have borders. We should let all immigrants in. There is also no reason to tax them. I agree with you that we, legal citizens, should pay for these people to be here. We owe it to them.

I don't so that way Ryan can resign and we can reject this stupid budget. Some sources even say the Budget might even last until 2018, Yeah more months of refugees and illegals stay.

The left is all about killin the chillin - babby gotta die.

Dems are all about how to kill babby...

>(((educated people)))

Prince Phillip is DEAD!

WHERE'S THE WALL? WHERE'S THE OBAMACARE REPEAL? WHERE'S THE DESTRUCTION OF ISIS WITHIN 30 DAYS? WHERE'S THE TAX REFORM? WHERE THE SWAMP DRAINING? OH WAIT...

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It wont go on forever, nothing does.

Well apparently the Freedom Caucus is onboard, so seems good enough

Is there a public release of the new bill?

>So far he has been proven right.
No he hasn't.
He doesn't have the right to be here.
If you break into someones house, eat their food, shit in their toilet and sleep in their bed doesn't mean that you have the right to do it just because the cops haven't shown up yet.

If he said "I am getting away with staying in this country illegally and have faced no consequences" then he would be right.

But "I have the right to be in the United States regardless of immigration laws" is categorically false.

Frog beats snail
Snail beats snake
Snake beats frog

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Oh wow, I'm surprised they're actually doing things to make it cheaper.