Queen calls her entire household to 'highly unusual' emergency meeting at Buckingham Palace

WHAT HABBENING POL??????????

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Shes a prankster

>inb4 murder

Just a prank bro!

IS SHE DEAD?

Start Placing bets
1, Its fucking nothing 1:1
2, The old Bat is kill 1000:1
3, Charles is kill 100:1
4, She's Abdicating 5000:1

I've just got up (5am) but nothing on bong news about this.

Did May put a pillow over Queenie at their meeting yesterday?

She did just give a speech outside 10 downing.

Digits says it's a royalist coup to take over the government
All leftists purged
Mass deportations
Anglican crusade declared
British empire restored in all its former glory

Maybe that's why she looked so angry that day. The creator of that pic would be a good detective. I've always wondered this. This is only half decent explanation

Yeah, but that was 12 hours ago and she conspicuously didn't say anything about the Queen being dead during their meeting.

Think you're confusing the Olympic Games with the Commonwealth Games...

>Staff gets there to see Her Majesty with crown and sceptre on the throne
>says in quiet old lady voice "We have decided to dismiss parliament and restore this monarchy and nation to its rightful glory."
>"We have contacted the highest generals in Our armed forces in all Our soverign nations. The United Kindom will strike from the East and North, Australia from the South, Canada from the West."
>"We will once and for all put down the IRA"

Phil is kill

>Canada from the West
Will Canada fail to kill anyone, or will Ireland win?

They run aground on Greenland. Proceed to mistake seals for enemy combatants and get bogged down in a 6 year war of attrition with them.

nope, queen too
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>We have decided to dismiss parliament and restore this monarchy and nation to its rightful glory.

please

Queen missed her period and thinks she might accidentally have gotten pregnant. She needs help hiding it so her parents don't find out she's sexually active.

Imagine the queen, that old-breasted monarch, swilling her dinner and smashing the gluttonous gruel into her grimy skin, as she shrieks at her servants and begins flailing uncontrollably, then launches herself at one of them, having melted a stick of butter into her mouth, and she latches on like a leech, face-forcing their throat full of her hot melted butter-spittle. Gorge on queenly nectar, servant.

-Styx

im hard

Reverse Colonisation

She's converted to Islam in secret.

Princess Diana has been unthawed

don't get my hopes up

but take my 7, anyway

She did basically just put the entire EU on blast though. Why does she need to look strong all of a sudden, And who is she to comment on the Queens health?

sheesh burger I don't know. Maybe there more info in one of the other 15 threads hmmm?

She fell and couldn't get up. Should of got LifeCall.

Apparently it might be Prince Phillip, her 95 year old husband

Who the fuck cares about some retarded old woman?

This would be beautiful.

My guess.

She needed somebody to open a pickle jar.

That guy looks like a Living-Mummy

God Save the Queen! Rule Britannia!

Long Live the British Empire!

Maybe Phil and Liz just fancied a piss-up at 3am and got all the lads 'round

ABC has reported that phillip is dead

Dubbs confirm both Philip and the Queen are dead.

Could you translate this into less English pls

Minus your bastard American cousins

...

proven not happening

my guess she's abdicating

It's on the BBC you illiterate asswagon.

The Queen died in her sleep at 101.

she dead, yo

She said a while back that she would never abdicate.

you are not counted as the new empire which is peak at 1921

She's requesting euthanasia because she wants to die before seeing Britain become 50% Muslim.

>my guess she's abdicating
Why would she ever do that?

She says its her duty to God to rule until death

maybe she has a terminal illness

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

What if she's actually Spawn and wants to hand her powers down to one of her descendants? Sort of like Dred Pirate Roberts.

country below me is the one that starts ww3

>maybe she has a terminal illness
She says she will rule until her death

Watch this site:

buckinghampalace.co.uk/index.php

It will be here first if anyone dies.

She went on Sup Forums and was instantly redpilled and has abolished democracy.

We Richard III now.

prince philip (the queen's husbando) had died at age 95

RIP

If she truly is dead, Morrissey might actually smile for once.

Fair enough but we'll certainly back there empire in a race war as soon as we suppress out own niggers and liberals

Buddy of mine over there works for a cabinet member and he's saying he heard something about London Bridge being down. That's apparently the code for the Queen being dead. All Hail Charles

Rolling

It's literally nothing

THEY'RE FUCKING LIZARDS

WHEN WILL YOU TAKE THE RED PILL

youtube.com/watch?v=1OC0picDwb4

New Zealand? Is that even possible. They don't do anything.

If repeating the queen reverse brexit and will release a lesbo tape with merkel on pay per view on the satellite.

Why at 3am tho?

...

HOLY SHIT, NORTH KOREAN PLOT TO KILL THE QUEEN AND PRINCE UNCOVERED. WAR IS DECLARED!!!!!!!!!!!!
>TURN ON CNN, BBC, SKY, ABC, MSNBC, FOX

Rolling. LET'S FUCKING GO!!! QUEEN IS DEAD AND CHARLES HAS ABOLISHED PARLIAMENT!!!!

We can only hope.

>Oi you lot
>Im bout to kick it
>So dont you go mucking up my kingdom with your celebrity gossip rag bollox
>You do and Ill haunt you till yer all proper mad
>Right, if thats settled then, HRK bleh....

>If she truly is dead, Morrissey might actually smile for once.

i ate a hamburger today though, so he won't

If this is true, it's fucking nothing. Old bastard isn't even in the line of succession.

The Queen dying would be a much bigger happening.

I'm betting one of them has cancer. For either of them, it's a death sentence.

I bet Phil will have some cheeky banter when everyone sees he is still alive

[ ] Elizabeth dead
[ ] Philip dead
[ ] Charles dead
[ ] William dead
[ ] Elizabeth abdicating
[ ] Diana found alive living under a new identity

(((Hwang)))

In all fairness being 90+ years old is also a death sentence, kek

Elizabeth abdicating is literally impossible.

absolute monarchy happening

Pretty fucking lucky to get cancer when death is around the corner anyway.

All THREE died? What a tragedy!

what does the line of succession look like?

Hey lads whats an argument for Australia to keep the Monarchy?

[X] Literally nothing

I'd fucking nut

AHJHHHHHHHHHH THIS WOULD BE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED REEE E E E E E. E E

FUCK IRA WORSE THAN FUCKING ISIS SUBHUMANS

RULE BRITANNIA

GOD SAVE OUR QUEEN

I read earlier it was a security threat of some sort.

BIG OL THICK ASIAN BBWS

>‘Everyone is on tenterhooks,’ said one.

Post proof faggot. The BBC is run by the British government and has to wait for British bureaucracy to decide what they're going to announce.

Not if you're an elite and have access to medical technology that they don't release to commoners like us.

Elizabeth will probably live to 102.

Who gives a fuck?

[ ] Elizabeth dead
[x] Philip dead
[ ] Charles dead
[ ] William dead
[ ] Elizabeth abdicating
[ ] Diana found alive living under a new identity

[x] Elaborate jewelery heist

Long Live Queen Camilla

>6 year war of attrition with seals

Fuck you user. If there is one thing, ONE THING, Canada knows how to do right it's bashing seals to death with a big stick

Probably rapefugees lulz

The whore who Prince Harry was dating died in a car accident in NYC.
Fucking lame.

Elizabeth, Charles, William, baby George, George's sister (whatever her name is), Harry.

The queen is only 91 right now so dying in her sleep at the age of 101 would be quite a trick