Texasfag Master Race

Only REAL Americans (Texans) can post ITT. Also Californians GTFO.

972 checkin in

281 heights checking in

210

now we need an austin

409 reporting

this is beautiful

What is this?

area codes

Sorry I don't speak Mexican.

secrete coded Texas language

ya and I don't speak roach

I don't speak Arabic

817?

956 checking in

Ft. Worth? What even happens over there it's a mystery to me

979 checkin in

832 reporting in, fellas

Gday

Wetbacks cowshit and ice

If y'all confused where you at

Do texans kill niggers for fun?

Texan pussy was made for Californian cock.
How can texans even compete?
t. Coloradoan

Somebody has to do it

Texas here. Creeping on a fucking nigger in Oak Cliff. About to kill this faggot.

713 checking in

Heights is for hipster fags

832/281/713/346
Spring here checking in m8s

Scoping them qts

Yes

Can confirm. From California, went to Texas. Slayed pussy. I came, I saw, I came again.

Fuck that.Red pilled redneck south east Oklahoma here

I'm always confused about Spring, is it actually a city? Is there any gubment there or is it just unincorporated county land?

903 raised

806 reporting in

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817 reporting, I'm currently in Idaho I'll be back at some point.

Okay Texans, how do we remove the California's?

512 here, what I love about Texas is that even though Austin is a liberal shithole, they all still love and appriciate Texas

Fuck you texas, with your better roads... And stronger beer... And your victoria silvstead playmate of the year....

Austin TX mother fucker checking in.
My city is cucked but I'm not.
MAGA

>915, 432, 956, 361, 830, 325, 210
Mexicans.
>806
Mexicans and whites
>512
Liberal faggots.
>rest
Whites, Mexicans and niggers.

915. El Paso, reporting in.

Reporting from the soon to be City of Klein...

>Fuck that liberal shit hole Houston, aka Austin 2.0.
>4oz of mexican cartel weed is ok to have on person
>sanctuary city
>reeeeeeeeeeee

Switch Cowboys with Texans and toss out the Aggies logo, and we're in business

I used to work at an HEB. Good money I must say.

817 Checking in

469 oak lawn checking in

Anybody want to take a fat POZ load bareback?

Kek I'm moving from California to Texas. You can't stop us

add Texas Tech faggot

>Live in Irving
>not a nigger or a muzzie

you mean Juarez?

@hospital in the med center down the street from Rice, biggest in the world. If you in Austin, kys

hang em up and lynch em down

Want to see a dead nigger. Fresh.

Fuck off Nazi fag at least we're not surrounded by Muslims

>Oklahoma
>part of the first world

I vividly remember driving through Oklahoma and seeing people huddled around a fire in a barrel on the side of the highway. What the fuck, man

>45% White
True American
Kek

You're welcome to come as long as you accept the ways of Texas and become a Texan first, American second

How ya doing fellow 409 also fuck Beaumont

This as well. Ill take Tech over A&M any day

Habla Espanol?

gay cowboys

936 checking in

Allahu Akbar!

just don't vote for the goddamn democrats and you'll probably be ok

512 reporting. For fucks sakes Texans must unite to cleans Austin of all these stinky hippie libtards fags!! California is fucking up central Texas GTFO!!

Any Sup Forums approved hangouts in southern metropolitan Houston or in downtown?

Where do I get good Mexican food here. It's all either soppy garbage or horrible Tex-Mex; basically halfway decent Mexi food smothered in awful, greasy, watery diarrhea.
Also, you boys have way too many gay bars and all your women look like hunchbacks. Is there a bar in your entire state that isn't covered in HIV?
Any help is appreciated.

210
Roadrunner proud.

Nice try Muhammad but we don't like your towel headed kind around here

Fucking novice Texan,Corpus Christi is still a shit bowl but where is Whataburger?

832

Katy TX checking in

Why no Lone Star beer?

If you're in Houston, Lopez in Stafford is a MUST.

>Sup Forums approved
>anywhere in the Houston metro
I moved back to DFW as soon as I could.

austin needs to be purged

Oh yeah, add this and Karbach

Howdy neighbor

californian here. only steers and queers come from texas

Too close, my man

Almost forgot, here's my appendix carry if any niggers wants to gibs me dats; don't plan on having 2 sides of the story in court

361 checking in, it's fixin' to storm out here

better than only queers form Cali

183 and 812 Saturday and sunday mornings only taco trucks

469

GARLAND NIGGAS

fuck off cali fag

817

>tfw your county was >90% republican

>Where do I get good Mexican food here. It's all either soppy garbage or horrible Tex-Mex;
>> there is no such thing as good Mexican food

Reeeee I've said to much

Thanks lads. Going from SF to Houston so I'm just excited to go from a liberal infested shithole to be slightly less liberal infested shithole

99% of "good" Mexican food is Tex-Mex.

78238 checking in from 50014

Snow sucks, it explains why northerners suck.

Austin is my home. But it far gone.

Who goes to UT and witnessed the dindu stab UT students at the (((Chilantro))) food truck?

I did. Cockrell ME major, anything Sup Forums needs to know about the incident?

Wanna smoke some green?

Texas is full of spics 55% chance your talking to a non-white in this thread

Witness my power level

409 Galveston.

>too many minorities
>leaves like a cuck bitch coward instead of staying and fighting

kek, drove through there earlier today. looked like somalia

>californian here. only steers and queers come from texas

You and NY replaced us in that export

Tex-Mex is good wetback food is shit