QUEEN OF ENGLAND TO ANNOUNCE NATIONAL CONVERSION TO ISLAM

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A FUCKING LEAF

fuck that washed up piece of shit

So, I broke into the palace
With a sponge and a rusty spanner
She said, "Eh, I know you, and you cannot sing"
I said, "That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.."

It's about time.

inshallah

the common wealth will be the springboard of the caliphate

Inshallah

>the moment the queen decided maybe sharia law wouldn't be so bad

>queen announces national conversion to Islam
>48 hours pass
>neo-royalist forces supporting the usurper storm palace
>queen declared mentally incompetent
>parliament dissolved; many members abducted and tortured
>reign of King Harry begins

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I fucking wish

(pbuh)
inshallah

Oh, I like this.
He must also dissolve the dying church of England and return to the bosom of the church. Not only would it vex Francis very much as he hates Catholicism, but it would give England objective foundations of morality to rule by.
I mean, you can't found a religion on adultery then steal all the churches then change the mass and precepts of ancient religion then expect it to remain firm.

Shouldnt you be rolling maple syrup in snow?

Actually, it has decided to become a feminist transgender Islamic jew, and you should check your privilege.

I thought this already happened?

On a tour of Canada: "We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves."

No they haven't officially announced it yet

How is she still alive?

I want this in my timeline

Well hell

>not instituting the House of Stuart

The Mosque of England when?! Church of England Bishops set to be homeless!

Fuck, Catholics are stuck in the past.

Okay, so it was wide-spread that Prince Phil was Kill, now it's being stated neither Phil or HIS COUSIN Lizzy are dead, so what the fuck gets an emergency meeting of the Royal Staff to happen at 4 AM?

Is Charles kill? Harry crash his Helo?

Did Royal Doggo say, "See you Space Cowboy"?

Just the past that built western civilization, kiddo.
Unless you prefer the mere two hundred years that has brought us children confused as to what bathroom to use. Then I suppose modernity is right up your alley.

Harry is trans.

No, pics of Lizzy nude from last summer were leaked by the French.

Kek, the disparity between hers and prince phillip's expressions

Hopefully they're announcing that slag he's dating has been in a car accident in NYC.

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INSHALLAH BROTHERS

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A CORGI PUP BORN WITH THE FACE OF PRINCESS DI. PALACE SPOKESPERSON SAYS 'EXORCISM ONGOING AS WE SPEAK'. MORE AT 6.

last time we've heard of her she supposedly died gtfo leaf lmao

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