My Venezuelan friend is telling me that shits about to explode over there...

My Venezuelan friend is telling me that shits about to explode over there. That if Leopoldo Lopez is dead the country is going to war basically.

Any Venezuelabros wanna give me a quick rundown?

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Leopoldo is alive, it was a hoax

Nah they're cucks.
Doesn't matter what it happens, they don't have the balls to start a revolution.

>Venezuela bows to Diosdado Cabello
>In contact with countless drug lords
>Rumoured to possess several billions in offshore accounts
>Controls Venezuela from the shadows with an iron and merciless fist
>Owns numerous rs21 outlets all around the country
>Direct descendant of the Bolivar bloodline
>Will bankroll the first openly accessible political opposition torture sex dungeons in the world (The first one will be called Eyes of the Dragon)
>Manages basically tens of hundreds drug operations all around the world
>His daughter must have been a designer baby, she's hot as fuck
>Is unable to leave venezuelan soil, has 40+ orders of imprisonment worldwide over drug trafficking
>Such a huge international condemning while being a high officer in a civilized country has never been seen before
>Diosdado is 57 years old from the space-time reference of humanity
>In truth, he must be the reincarnation of many of the most evil and heartless characters in known history
>In case the current government stands, he will lead Venezuela to an age of misery and tragedy, until it becomes Cuba 2.0

>Coming from the cucks who lost nearly half their territory to a rag-tag team of british pioneers and native-amerilards, then doing absolutely nothing about it

lmaoing at ur life rn m8

t. starving shitskin

lel'd

I'm not personally starving, but nice rebuff familia, hope you manage to keep your head on your shoulders for at least a while longer

How easy is it to get food

Redpill us. What's the day to day life like

Pretty easy if you have money. The issue is 70% of the country is fucking poor as hell. Las month there this headline was flying around: "Over 2/3rds of venezuelans have lost an average of 15 pounds since 2015" Nice job, socialism.

Not bad for me specifically, I just come and go from uni to my home. But if I ever set foot on the streets past 6pm, I have to gear getting mugged/kidnapped. I'm lucky my parents are pretty well off compared to the rest of the country, but of course we still feel the effects of the tragedy these heartless, corrupt, and indolent scum inflicted on us. There's no immediate future for me here, it took 100 bolivares or so to buy a dollar in 2013, now it's almost at 5000. So yeah, Zimbabwe, eat your heat out. Take into account minimum monthly wage was just raised to 200000 bolivares, 130000 of these being food benefits, while a month's groceries for a family of 4 will set you back nearly 700000 bolivares. So, yeah.

that's fucked man, someone should do something about the government

bread made of sawdust is actually better

Venezuelans > Mexicans (Shitskins)

Eh, doesn't sound so bad to me.

We still don't have confirmation faggot.

His wife still hasn't confirmed it
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It's pretty bad atm. Brink of civil war.

just give the US your oil and thicc musclar women and we'll give you food.

Just ask Chile, capitalism and physically removed communist do wonders when paired with some US love.

Sounds like you're in The Purge. Have you killed somebody yet?

If the highest inflation, murders per 100000 citizens, and one of the fastest shrinking economies in the world, all while sitting on top of the largest proven oil reserves, some people going so far as to literally eat off the trash doesn't sound so bad, don't know what would.
I'd assume you were joking if you weren't a leaf.

Day of the rake when?

Meh Tim Horton's donuts are always stale and their coffee tastes like ass, we're all suffering bro.

Well, impunity rate for murders is over 90% right low, so I might as well get to buying a gun or something and hoping to hit a headshot on one of the gommie death squad members from my apartment.

You can take them all, I like 2D girls better. Beware though, they are all turbo sluts.

Just kill the commies and make the economy sustainable.

Hmm.. You are right brother, sorry for complaining so much.

i'll pay you to videotape the sex dungeon

man that sucks. Seems like you guys don't have a lot of freedom over there

Best girl coming through.

>reminder that not true socialism

How can u fuck up so hard with your country's natural properties?

Watch this thread become about Venezuelans debating waifus.

Just watch.