America Thread

Stay out if you are not a White American

>foodposting
fuck you for making me hungry

Burger here in Sweden. Wassup bros?

BTW. The McDonald's portions here in Sweden are very small.

what about half white?

I'm here repairing a MRI machine. They need the burger for that!

This has been my lunch for the past 4 months does that make me American

I've heard this before - do they not have a double quarter pounder? What do they have?

God Hates Fags

Yes

hail jam jam

God damn I love being white.

do slavs count?

What's the burger status in Sweden? Are there enough available burger joints to satisfy your daily burger quota? Friend of mine died visiting UK due to burger withdrawals, stay safe burgerbro.

no

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Classic?

What a beautifully multicultural thread

Americans are the cause of all modern woes!

Or modern?

>White American
They don't exist

BUNNINGS SNAGS

Hi Im a 6'4 germanic dude living in the south. Where can I find girls who arent fucking irish?

Black people eat McDonalds, white people eat Chik-fil-a

UP YE ARYAN ARSE GOOSE STEPPER

Texas has the German blood

Nice try poo but everyone knows you only consume human shit

Not allowed.

Don't remember actually, but they had the Big Mac so I took that.

Not like in Texas, but it's ok. Tested one called Max that was good too.

Everything was a bit smaller actually.

Nice thread you got, yank. Would be a shame if someone were to shit it up.

Shoo shoo Dalit

Yeeeehawww. Does God love anyone more than us poor American whites?

>does that make me American
no it just makes you a fat Pajeet

do quadroons count?

My parents are legal immigrants and I speak without an accent, can I stay?

>tfw live in merrica
>tfw giant meal for 5 bux
>tfw yuge toilet to dump ultra shit
>tfw wipe ass with pillow paper
>tfw legs fall asleep

Oh fuck, thats true isnt it. Every texan ive met seems pretty chill so far.

Brown guy here. Force me.

No but it does make you a resident of flavortown.

I'm a Jewish-American. I can be here right?

>putting the shit in shitskin

PAJEET MY SON

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>Huge toilet

If your toilet can't flush 15 pounds of mcnuggets, or 30 golf balls in a single flush, you are a godless pinko commie scumbag.

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>unironically posting Chinese propoganda

You're French, you can surrender now, or I can look at you menacingly then you can surrender, your choice.

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Hindis can't consume beef. McDonald's doesn't even serve it there. Try harder next time pajeet

>white people eat chik fil a
No anymore whitey.

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made me kek

Ya'll mind if I make fun of America?

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Yeah the chicken version of this

Pay your taxes, cunt.

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Sure, it's funny to pick on people better off than you.

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Make us faggot, we all know exactly how that went down last time.

>half white
NIGGER

I'm hungry where are the burger :DDD

American food thread? American food thread.

>mfw taxed with representation

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Have at it Bruce

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Top fucking kek!

Does anyone else hear the bullets in their head?

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I sexually identify as white american.

Half native, half latino.WHITE SKIN. BEYATCH.

HEY EHEY HEY AMERICAN HERR. LOOK AT ME GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRIGGER.

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>one of hitlers points about jews was that they never took on the "german" mantel. It was always, "Jewish-german", "Jewish-hungarian", "Jewish-Belgian" never identifying solely with their nationality.
No

>Sure, it's funny to pick on people better off than you.

Our retarded little cousin is better off than you are you fat fucks.

>tfw you can tell an Indian that his country is shaped like a loo
>and they have to believe you because they've never seen one

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wtf is the story here??

>tfw yurofags would be speaking German if it wasn't for us
Wha did we du
>Dis my countree noh

Mexican American reporting in.
McDonald's is pink slime semen nigger food

Kicked your ass in 1776 mate.

That doesn't look very appetizing.

Ah shit yeah user, Im rock hard right now

School project? stay home tomorrow and play some COD

Das ryte Kashmir is our poo
t.chun li

Great an answer that doesn't matter. Alas for you, I am staying. This is now more our country than yours anyways.

It's a philly cheese steak.

You would crap your pants if you ate it.

Origin of white ppl.

Fuck your grandpas p shooters

Chik fila is good tier

Are there any white americans left? Last time i went to the us i only saw niggerscand beaners. SAD!

You faggots have been killing each other for centuries. Don't try to act like you even like each other much

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As soon as people in America realise that (they might not ever), your (((1%))) will become

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every day I can make a good and bloody steak for lunch, only $4. God I love this fucking country

Look at those stumpy little legs, this hobgoblin must be 4 feet tall. Try harder, burger.

What are you going to do about it.

Cant even play football without dying.

>7.62 is now p shooter
>12 gauge is now p shooter
Sorry for your no guns

I'm maybe 20% spic/Spaniard 40%jew and 40% Slav. I