I've only ever been to Melbourne. What's real Australia like?
Ayden Sanchez
why is there so many underage ausfaggots kill yourselves
Jaxson Reyes
Piss off chinky.
Jace Turner
Why a word filter on the Sydney rag? Is it about head shaking?
Also, when is hiromoot going to drop the filter on numerical repetitions?
Almost five million real Australians in Melbourne. You've seen a fifth a the country, so congrats, burger bro.
Daniel Roberts
wish I was born an Aussie eating vegimite all day kangaroos are cunts
Juan Sanchez
Fuckin come over then you mong
Adrian Lee
I always assumed it was the same as if you guys saw NYC. It's a shithole that no American I know wants to visit. I want to hear about your rednecks, small towns, and how I can get shot if I trespass. As big a country as you have, surely you are as nice as we are outside of the big cities.
Ian Thompson
vegemite is shit mate
Henry Howard
Fair reasoning. I lived in both NYC and upstate New York. They're quite different places. There's more continuity between country and city in Australia. There's also a meme that Melbourne is totally different than rest of Australia, which really it isn't.
Camden Adams
wish I wasn't a poorfag, so I could at least see it desu, Aussie accents make me melt no homo, it sounds really nice on your women too. Coming from SoCal it's a nice to think about Aussie girls being alittle more masculine and less "girly", you know? it was a shit haiku m9
Charles Jackson
It seemed that way. As you well know, there is an extreme difference between NYC and the rest of the US. I was just wondering if Melbourne and normal Australia was a sharp a contrast. Sorry you had to suffer the shithole that is NYC.
Sebastian Reed
I actually liked NYC. Was living the high life with a super rich gf. NYC is only good if you're rich. Melbourne doesn't have the culture of billionaires and models that you get in NYC. It's more like the rest of Australia -- sport obsessed, coffee obsessed, and full of middle class people talking about property prices all the time.
Grayson Parker
I'm glad you made the most of it! My NYC experience is staying in Midtown at the hotel my company puts me in. I walk out the door and I'm the only white person as far as I can see. Never had a bad experience, I just always feel like I'm trapped in an anthill.
Cooper Rogers
I guess your gooberment should start importing more Chinamen who can afford your housing.
Robert Ward
I think you have to have been an Australian for a long time to be able to be able to tell the difference between people from different cities.
I can spot a non Sydney person pretty quick. Because they are usually nicer, more polite and affable and less bitter.
Nathaniel Roberts
Pretty much an open door as it is. Almost everyone is a property Jew. That think they're all Aussie and shit because they can stick up some shelves, do a bit of basic tradie work and flip it for a few hundred k more.
A real crash would be some desperately needed justice but who knows what'll happen. Well see if the government and people can Jew their way out of it like they did during the gfc.
Wyatt Rodriguez
anyone have the local SAlt faggots out and about today?
fuck those assholes
Carter Anderson
I'm so lonely Sup Forums
Anthony Morris
You lacking romantic love, friends, or both?
Juan Cox
Both. I had a gf but after 6 years she had enough. I'm lost. I've been alone for so long I've forgotten how to socialise.
Noah Miller
Why friendo? Talk to us.
Nathaniel Roberts
Do you have a job?
Ryder Mitchell
You've always got us.
Why didn't you knock her up so she can't leave you for fear of being a single mother?
Thomas Long
Why is this cunt SUCH a fucking backwater? The greedy boomers, the shitty culture, the cost of everything, I can't take it much longer...
Gabriel Miller
>meeting with course convenor next week because of potential plagiarism
I know I could potentially be in deep shit, but what's the best way to conduct myself? Just pure honesty and remorse over my actions?
Parker Russell
Where I live youth unemployment is over 40%, I tried but given Ive recently become socially broken I doubt anyone would hire me. My family thinks I've gone crazy.
>Why didn't you knock her up That's something I'll regret till the day I die.
This country is going to implode one day. Hopefully I'm dead before it happens.
Dominic Brown
You can come and live with me on my block of bush land. I am buying early next year.
We will have to live in tents at first though.
Nathan Price
What's the level mate. Did you share work with a classmate, copy off a class mate, copy paste from the internet, how much?
Eli James
Id actually do that, haven't been in the bush for months now.
Chase Wilson
I had about ten minutes till a 2500 word essay was due so I copied 10 sources from a bibliography and mapped them to random parts of my own research because I didn't want to have a shitty looking bibliography - if I redid the essay I would pick the smart option and go with shit marks over potential plagiarism. Turnitin picked it up and the course convenor is meeting with me for an hour or so next week to allegedly see how serious it is and probably how I feel about my actions. Have only been getting 1-2 hours of sleep for the last few days, basically in full time panic mode
Carter Williams
Well stick around on Aus/pol/ m8 and next year I will mention it again.
Lincoln Morris
I had about ten minutes till a 2500 word essay was due so I copied 10 sources from a bibliography and mapped them to random parts of my own research because I didn't want to have a shitty looking bibliography - if I redid the essay I would pick the smart option and go with shit marks over potential plagiarism. Turnitin picked it up and the course convenor is meeting with me for an hour or so next week to allegedly see how serious it is and probably how I feel about my actions. Have only been getting 1-2 hours of sleep for the last few days, basically in full time panic mode because out of the 10-15 punishments ANU offers for plagiarism the worst is expulsion and I don't think I'd be able to live with that
Cameron Cruz
Expanded on previous post. Basically I want the convenor to know I'm really fucking remorseful about my actions and I'm happy to do pretty much anything to avoid expulsion/getting a plagiarism mark on my transcript
Jack Collins
>SoCal >Wants women to be more masculine We know it's you ShareBlue.
Leo Wilson
Why did you do it? What degree?
Levi Collins
Can I come too? All I want is some land to shoot on.
Xavier Gonzalez
International relations, I had several essays all around 2500 words due in the same timeframe and admittedly rushed the ending for this last one, not doing my research properly. The thing I'm confused about is I got the email from convenor after essay was marked (distinction) and I would have expected a 0. Does this mean anything?
William Myers
There will be no shooting on my land.
It is going to be a garden of peace in a troubled world.
Jacob Long
Dunno mate.
Hunter Russell
Fuck you cunt, I just want to kill feral cans and non-native paper targets.
Julian Sullivan
I am afraid the real reason is that I do not want to be around people of uncertain mental health and guns.
Samuel Lee
What if they have knifes and you're sleeping?
Ryder Lee
But to own funs you need a clean mental health record.
Come one user, I'll teach you how to "work the bolt" if you catch my drift.
Aaron Hill
Don't worry about it m8. Chinks do it all the time and they get away with it. Just say sorry and shit and say it was a mistake. If they try to clamp down on you too hard fight em tooth and nail and go all jew on them with lawyers and shit
Owen Ramirez
If you referenced your own work incorrectly to fluff a reference quota, it's bad work not plagiarism.
2500 words is not a big piece user. You should have managed your time better.
My advice is to go into the meeting to learn from you mistakes. They're not going to expel you. You are seen as a paycheck by the institution. A government grant.
Gavin Ramirez
>tfw on the dole
Lincoln Hall
>thinking a white male will be held to the same low standards as a shitskin
Oliver Sanchez
How comfy are you though?
Juan Barnes
Just tell them you had to do it because you were too busy campaigning for the rights of refugees to finish your assignments.
Justin Kelly
>Where I live youth unemployment is over 40% Can I have one that is a 19-23 year old unemployed 6-7/10 Aussie girl who has never done drugs, no tattoos and slept with less than 5 guys to be my baby factory?
Juan Johnson
not very i'm always having to ask relatives for money
Blake Wood
>17headphones packed with cocaine When will druggos learn?
Easton Wilson
I just applied for youth allowance a few days ago. I'm only getting $288 a fortnight.....
Robert Butler
ding dong what's that? wew I lost track of time.
It's prayer time in A*stralia! Everyone turn towards Pine Gap and bow to worship our american friends and their BIG WHIET TESTES OF FREEDUM ching chong ding dong allah bless the qweef and her prophet Sadiq vegimite 20% percent off for the next half hour
remember to report all talk of firearms and lick your portrait of the qweed himself and as always fellow comrades PREP THE ROO
Kevin Richardson
>only getting free money >for doing nothing
And you're complaining why?
Adrian Rodriguez
>Studying >Doing nothing
Jace Cox
My apologies.
Nathaniel Moore
Will murdoch kill the project on 10?
Brody Sullivan
Does it make money? If so, then no.
Nathan Cook
You haven't forgotten, have you?
John Wood
The cops domed more than the raghead
Camden Ramirez
When do we find out what is going on at Buckingham Palace?
Ethan Sullivan
exactly 3 hours and 26 minutes from now
Alexander King
Thank you. I will remember to take off my foil hat so my brain can intercept the transmission.
Austin Powell
The Queen is dead Long live the King
Death to jacobites and Republican traitors
Grayson Rodriguez
Nice and cool tonight, perfect for having a comfy bed wank.
Luis Wright
>bed wank I haven't had one of those in years.
Noah Lewis
The queen probably sold Britain to Saudi royals for a few billion dollars.
Levi Wood
>Fresh antifa posters around my suburb
Grayson Russell
Tomboys are not welcome in libshit ideology matey.
Thomas Brooks
Who here /keenforwinter/? Also Who here /wanttoendmonarchy/?
Chase Watson
You haven't laid much attention to that side of the wave, have you?
Zachary Jones
I want to end everything.
Adrian Gray
Fuck off, when we break ties with our heritage as a commonwealth country leftie faggots will just use it to push us even further from our heritage and they'll probably make chink an official language
Jason Bailey
Stop being depressed.
Asher Scott
I haven't had one in minutes
The Saudi royal family are actually a bunch of jews. Not even kidding, they're ethnically Jewish
Michael Stewart
A tomboy still is hetero. That's """"wrong""""
Oliver Walker
kek Yeah i suppose you're right about that one
Daniel Russell
Yeah, personally I despise monarchies but by becoming a republic we would be putting the final nail in our coffin.
Henry Kelly
Republic will destroy what little personal freedoms we have. Republicans here are not the ones over in burgerland, the Republicans here are socialists and anti monarchists like germane greer
Jonathan Hughes
>19-23 >less than 5 guys
BAHAHAHA!
Jacob Cook
>19-23 good luck
Colton Nelson
This, cunts like Turnbull will just write up a new constitution that will only benefit politicians and no one else, we'll be up shit creek big time
William Collins
Also nice gets, does such a high concentration of aussies in one thread boost our shitposting capabilities? I kind of wish there were more antifa type fags we could annoy here
