Poland citizenship

Yesterday I found out that I'm eligible for Polish citizenship, I've heard nothing but good things about it here on Sup Forums. Here's are some statistics I've found when comparing to my home country:

Most men in Australia get married at 31.8 years old to a woman aged 29.8 years old (2 year gap). They have a 43% chance of divorce. Australia is at least 61.1% christian, 22.3% atheist, 2.2% muslim and 14.4% other. Australia is 75% white.

Most men in Poland get married at 29.1 years old to a woman aged 26.7 years old (2.4 year gap). They have a 27% chance of divorce. Polish women also have 55% less sexual partners before marriage on average compared to Australian women. Poland is at least 88.2% christian, 2.4% atheist, and 1% other. Poland is 99% white. You are also 27.27% less likely to be murdered in Poland compared to Australia.

47% of polish citizens are willing to fight for their country (higher than any western Europe country). Only 29% of Australians are willing to fight for their country.

It will cost me $2225 USD to get citizenship. Worth it? I'm only 20 years old by the way.

Do it you dumb fucker. Change countries. More space for me.

You are a deserter.

Do you speak polish?
No? Then fuck off.

Something like 80% of young poles speak english though if I'm mistaken?

Sup Forums at its finest
i love you guys

eh I love my country because of the values the people hold but in almost all other aspects, Poland is pretty crap. The economy is trash, the population is at a decline (the average Polish woman gives birth to 1.3 of a baby) and the ruling party is tinfoil hat on head retarded. There are better places to find happiness in, although if you're trying to escape feminist lunacy and you work remotely (as in you're a programmer etc) shit is cash.

exactly *how* do you get a fucking citizenship for a price of a shitty used car? elaborate.

Try to calculate the incomes of the job you aim to do in the future. It's almost impossible to get a decent coin in Poland.

dogged the boys

Yes, you'd do fine.

Also you'll have great success with girls, because most are super sluts for foreigners.

Most young Poles speak very broken English.

straya accent can be hard to understand for Poles tho

What are your qualifications for the citizenship? My mother's side is Polish that left for america before the war.

If it works the same as the UK, the OP is already technically a citizen. The fee is for documents etc to prove it.

Poland is shitty if you don't have a decent job. If you have the money then I guess it can be fine. But that's the case with all Eastern Europe. And Poland isn't that catholic. The faith is dying here like in Ireland or Spain

Is the quality of life very poor for poor people? Or do you do they do alright all things considered?

Do it for the EU citizenship! Then you can live and work in France, Germany, etc. The UK too, for another couple of years.

There's a polish company called Polaron that helps people get polish citizenship

I don't want sluts, if anything I want to help build a redpilled community and marry a sweet virgin qt. Also living in a proud nationalistic and monoethnic country is major turn on for me. I would be happy to learn the language as a hobby.

grandfather is polish, fought in the battle of Warsaw then had the choice of returning to Soviet controlled poland or to comfy australia.

I don't know what qualifications you have but I know a single mom from Canada who earns enough to feed her child by teaching English at a company called Empik School

no point trying if you don't know the language/customs/tradition.
It would've worked if you had some family member who came from poland. But seriously, no point for an aussie to come here.

Lol wow.
People WANT to live in Poland?
Why do so many of them run across the channel then?

It's bad and there isn't a lot of welfare for the poor

>actually reducing your options by not having dual-tri citizenship

>fought in the battle of Warsaw
noice
I forgot to mention she came to Poland when she was 18, it's not like she studied English in college or anything
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depends. we have low unemployment, so you'll probably find a job. don't expect anything higher than 1000$, though. however, cost of living is also significantly lower, so it kinda evens out. overall, if you don't like niggers and are not frightened by polish language, go for it.

You wouldn't last a month in Poland compared to your life in Australia.

Good luck trying to take care of any official buisness. You either speak polish or you will get done nothing in any office.

>wanting to move to poland

Yes, but if you are a decent human being you will make every effort to learn the local language before you set foot there.

ITT: holols larping as Polish

are you even white?

I have French, Swedish and British citizenship.
Mummy's half frog half meatball init.
Idc though, I wish I had American citizenship.
God I wish I was American.
Why couldn't I have an American parent.
Ugh

The only reason why you should do it is that if West falls then Poland would be one of handful countries that might make it through as white and Christian

This speaks for itself. We might be a safe heaven in the future, so it is defeatist thing to do to leave your country and come to ours, but if you think that Australia won't make it through (too many Chinks or emus?) then we might even welcome you. Then you have to learn our hard language or you will be outsider forever

We are poor and we have backwater mentality, so if you don't love this country or our values then just leave us alone please, because you will be disappointed if you don't want to be here

Truely the average austrailian is the most conflicted animal. No one wants it

50% english 25% dutch 25% pole

I would definitely learn the basics, the rest can be learnt over a few years as a hobby

polish girls are super cute, just don't fuck it up like I did

I'm the other way around. Born America, got dual Scottish at 17. Now I've got free uni here. ty socalism

Seriously user, just get the EU passport and then go work in Germany or the Netherlands or Finland.

>I've heard nothing but good things about it here on Sup Forums
Have you been on here more than 5 minutes?

Hey youre basically american

>French, Swedish and British citizenship
You are 2.5/3 cuck, dear sir

>50% english 25% dutch 25% pole
That's not an answer considering half of UK is not white.

Oh and I forgot
We have usually at least a month with temperature lower than -15 C and we got only only two months with temperature above 25 C
You might freeze up here

This has to be bait, Poland rarely gets compliments here.

>-15
>cold
My sides.

>marry a sweet virgin qt.
jeez dude, you're 20 years old autistic delusional virgin.
Other than this: you're welcome ofc.
Poland is actually a great place to live with an middle class salary as the cost of living are really low compared to wealthier countries.

English used to be an ethnicity. But considering his ancestors got sent there for prison then he is probably celtic. Maybe an irishman or scot

I moved to Hungary from USA. Barely speak Hungarian. I have a good paying job and live in a huge flat in a nice area that I could never possibly afford in the USA. That being said, I cannot imagine settling down here. It would be a downgrade as a long term investment, but as a short term investment I have no regrets spending the last 2 years here and I'll probably spend 1 more.

this. The commies left Poland 1988-ish and before that, they would teach Russian in public schools instead of English so most older people will give you a blank stare if you start talking to them in English. Just two days ago I walked out of a small grocery store because a foreign grill who was in front of me in line took too long explaining something to the checkout lady in retard Polish

I used to give Polish classes over Skype and I have around 10 gb worth of resources for learning Polish, feel free to talk to me at [email protected] (temporary email because Sup Forums) and I'll send them to you later this month

Definitely it will make it easier to move anywhere around EU.

I'm dual aus and pol citizen

Ah yeah I don't blame you. Fuck American uni fees.
But my family's loaded so I don't really care about that.
I hate you for your American citizenship. I want it I want it I want it.
I assume you're going back to America to live in New York, Chicago or LA?

Mate I don't even know where your flag comes from.
I'll care when you post from a country that matters.

what is considered cold in Russia?

He said lower than.
And no i ain't starting pissing contest with someone that can play Sybir card :P Just saying anything less than -15 for someone who possibly never saw snow might be extreme.

stay out of my country KURWA

Well it depends on place, but in my place winter are pretty good, snowy and -20 to -30.

>Worth it? I'm only 20 years old by the way.
Depends on things far more important than your statistics. The fact that you will be statistically surrounded by people like this or that means absolutely no shit in your daily life.

Do you know and are able to speak the language? Did you have any contact with the culture? Do you understand laws and some customs? Do you have marketable skills and abilities, contacts and some opportunities you are eyeing that would provide you with stable income and a place to live in? Those are things you should have down wherever you move. Especially since while in average city you can live at the standard expected of most of the Europe, the job market is kinda shit if you have no connections or are aspiring to anything but the most common, practically part-time jobs. And those may be too little to support you, even if you'll live quite humbly.

Then there are other things. For example, we're strongmajority white country not due to racism but because we do value our tradition and our race. Are you white? Not being white won't fuck you up, there are some (even if not as many) coalburners etc but you will have to get used to stares and (arguably right depending on your political leanings) complaints. You also will have to behave properly because your behavior will shape view on your race of quite some people.

It's important for you to know WHY you want to move. Yes, a lot of what youv'e said does speak in our favor but it doesn't affect who you are or should be. If you want to move out because your country is say, less christian or whatever - that attitude is exactly what possibly messed up your country in the first place and isntead of leaving you should double down, network with people sharing your attitude and try too do your part in improving how things are where you are. Call it conditional "fuck off, we're full" if you like, but that's how it is - you have to make sure you will be boon to people you want to live with.

strong seba genetics

>marry a sweet virgin qt
protip: virgins are fucking boring and you have to be a total autist to think that a girl become less attractive as a gf if she have done what she wants with her own body in the past

Don't do it it's a dump.
Women lie , lie , lie.
Polish women are the most crafty women in the world, next to russian.
Never trust any data coming out from Poland.

>country that matters
You have not mattered since the world war ended and americans have become your masters.

So do Australians.

You're Australian, Poland is worse than Australia.
So you shouldn't get a citizenship, simple as that.

you sound like a rich normie idiot

>Cytrynowy żywiec
Shit

It's cold in moscow. This winter there was a week with -30 or -32.

Honestly it depends on what happens in the next few years, I may do a masters first before working in the USA. I'm not a big fan of cities as a student now so I don't think I'd enjoy them unless I had a high enough paying job to be in the clouds above the plebs.

What language are you typing in senpai?
Yeah thought so.
Still don't know where your flag comes from.
But you sure as fuck know mine ;)

So do quebecois

Im typing in american. Get fucked ugly anglo.))

Poland is the savior of white race.

Do you know how shit poland is? Go there for a holiday first, life is fucking different compared to aus

Hey Poles, will you kill me if i move to Poland?

I'm guessing you grew up in the suburbs?
I'm a socialist myself mate, but I'm lucky enough to have a rich daddy who pays for me to live in a nice flat in central London.

I'd honestly do something to get it out in my name and give it to you if you gay marry me and get me American citizenship.

FUCK MATE
That's what I'm gonna fucking do.
Let some yank live in my flat for free if she marries me.
Or fuck maybe marrying a man would be more effective with less questions asked since gay marriage is a big deal now.
Fuck mate you've just given me my plan to get American citizenship.

Fuck yes mate I'll be living in manhattan within the year.

Or I might sell my Swedish passport to an immigrant. It's trash anyway.

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>I've heard nothing but good things about it here on Sup Forums
first of all Sup Forums hates Slavs so I kinda doubt it second there is a reason why 2 million people left this country. Wages are Africa tier and our women are gold diggers and coalburners.

u sound like a wasteman

t. cum from used holes sucker

I'm not sure if you're mentally handicapped or not, but this basically grants you EU wide "citizenship". 90% of world population would kill for the chance. Even if you'd never use it, it's still worth it, because this is your chance to live in EU no questions asked whenever you feel like it for the rest of your life.

Are you mentally handicapped by any chance?

Frankly, I have to agree with this to an extent in addition to what I wrote at in regards to knowing customs etc - that you should visit first as a tourist.

Like in most countries, there are parts that will be shit, there are also very nice areas. But both of them will likely be slightly different than Austrialia. Different climate, aforementioned customs, architecture, subcultures. We have our own take on white trash (not the squatting gopnik - those are a Russian thing - but we have dresy - iron-pumping, buzzcut muscleheads eager to fuck shit up to show how 'stronk' they are) and quite some other shit that your country lacks on top of certain benefits and opportunities. Visiting different places in the world is a great experience to develop as a person but you should think hard and be ready to commit yourself to people who will in certain regards be quite different from you (while also learning about them enough to be able to differentiate shitty ones from those spending time with would be good) before you move.

Most based european country compared to cuckold Sweden

Depends, do you speak Polish and know much about Poland?

If not, work on those, then move.

Why would he want to live in EU if he already live's in Australia?

YEAH CARN THFUCKIN BOTTLO YA BLUDDY POOFTA CUNT AY

Also
>Australia
>75% white
In ya dreams suicidal faggot

If we will, it likely won't be on account of your nationality. Be a decent person who helps the country is a productive member of society upholding our traditional values, living peacefully and with some class rather than supporting gopnik stereotype and being ready to help us defend ourselves against SJW scum and similar people - in such case you'll be welcome. Like I wrote above, we don't mind immigrants, we can even handle some people of different race - but as a foreigner a lot will be expected of you in some circles and some of your behavior will be what will guide our opinion on your kin as well.

fucking get a hold of yourself faggot

You never fucking know what happens in 10, 20, 30 years. This is opening yourself to virtually limitless opportunities for a cost of two iphones.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

SPYY!

Fuckin' Sup Forumsish havemind. I thought we locked you away. don't you slide out from under Institute of Science and infect people till we tell you to.

Hey how did you manage to flip our flag upside down?

Shh, indonesians are useful as long as they spread the right message.

>Battle of Warsaw
You would be welcome in Warsaw Then.

>notsureifserious.jpg
Man, elementary school, geography, stat.
Indonesia is a country.

Yeah i wonder why they escaped from their small villages in the middle of nowhere

I live in Cracow, the city gets a shit-ton of tourists.

Everybody loves it here.

I remember seeing a family of Americans, all dressed up for winter--- scarfs, gloves, winter jackets and shit, almost dying of overheating.
It was the middle of summer, over 30 degrees Celcius.
These poor idiots thought Poland is like Syberia 24/7.
Pedestrians couldnt stop laughing.

You see, stereotypes is the best thing that happened to this country. Everybody thinks it looks like Fallout 3 and leaves us the fuck alone.

And i would love nothing more than to be left the fuck alone in these fucked up times.

That was supposed to be a joke

Sorry, Polishbro, the degree of retardation one sometimes finds on 4chin makes it hard to be sure at times who's serious and who's not. Thanks for clarification.