/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - Ponies and Apes EDITION

First warm night in a week, gibs day, and weekend. Blood is gonna flow.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


TONIGHT:
>Girl attacks girl with scooter
>Holy shit why does everyone have guns
>sexy, sexy dispatch

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Getcha weekend card now!

got the profile card coming as well

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The current guy sounds like Coach Z.

Oh Kek please give us more literal chimp shit like last nights banana peels in the gas tank

MALE WHITE STOLE A WATCH

I'm new what is this!

RARE SIGHTING OF MALE WHITE

Gibs Day Weekend, what WHAAAAAAT!!!

made this just for that call last night

Fuckers confusing April fools and opposite day...

Leaf bro you are doing Robert's work

watch yo keys dammit

Will this be the night that CPD red pills all of brony-dom?

my niggas rollin dirty tonite

Sun is down in Shitcago right about now.


Should be getting bad soon.


What the fuck would possess someone to want to work in that nigger infested shit hole? Especially at night, The most dangerous time in the ghetto.

Robert's rolling dirtier, nigger.

is this guy a rookie?

Did Chicago police hire Nelson Mandela

10-20 Robert

Tomorrow during the day there's a 8k run/walk downtown at grant park, might be something of interest, or at least increased activity.

Just get comfy and listen to Chicago chaos.

if digits boston repeat in chicongo during that event

Ok, what's the best app or way to follow along with the feed on the phone? Just pop open the YALT page, or do somethin' else?

Also:
>freeway pinball

>OH SHIT THEY'RE ONTO US

Anons, the 2 male blacks who evolved into river dwellers were found:

wgntv.com/2017/04/01/divers-rescue-two-men-from-chicago-river-after-police-chase/

WE WUZ

not good swimmerz

>girlfriend took his money and won't give it back


I feel ya man

Did they just call out us listening to the scanner?

kek
river niggers were great

i think some legitimate chiraq niggers might be monitoring

What was said?

"Someone's got a scanner, stay off the air"

>either the break-in in progress, or the domestic.

In the congo, it's the same goddamn thing...

yay Robert thread!

BUSTED THE WINDOW TO THE GAS STATION

The fuck is wrong with Chicago? It sounds like a warzone...

>male hispanic refusing to leave when asked

I thought we elected trump to end this shit...

Not even Nigs at Night Hours yet - dis gon be gudddd!

Niggers

It's been run by libs handing out gibs for decades

Chicago's a sanctuary city, silly.

It is.

It took the title from Detroit in 2016. Detroit is a very close 2nd

It's the murder capitol of the U.S

Follow a few nights, then dial in on fucking detroit when the heat gets over 90, warzones at least have fucking sides and equipment, the only think keeping these places from being a better Mad Max franchise is accents.

Almost real Robert hours

Kek bless saint robert

Calling it now, another Dindu will jump out of a car just to get hit by another car tonight, it's been two nights in a row

It's worse than a warzone user

>car hit a biker, biker used his lock to smash out their window

priming the pump...

oh god please

When does shit start picking up and getting good? Past midnight? Who is Robert?

Sorry, I'm new from /mlp/ so i am new to this!

Chicago in 2016 had more casualties than the Central African Republic Civil War.

MULTIPLE REPEAT OFFENDERS MISSING FROM GROUP HOME

Oh shit, the fire rises, check them 7's then check yo keys

well you sit and wait, and you listen, and you jack it, and then you go back to siting and waiting

THE VICTIM RIPPED OFF HIS SHIRT

No it isn't
City/Murder rate
St. Louis, 59.23
Baltimore, 54.98
Detroit, 43.89
New Orleans, 41.44

All above Chicago

Robert is Chicago PD's night shift call sign. They see what no other soul is brave enough to know in their quest to vanquish the scourge of Chicago, male black.

It'll be another hour or two before shit is wall to wall

can someone aware me on the robert meme

>battery in progress
>"large" group fighting in some place called "razzmatazz"
>Off-duty cop stuck in the middle
>one of three large groups fighting currently being tracked

Oh shit son check the goddamn keys...

Do these brave Chicago police officers happen to ride on ponies by chance?

>4-5 year old running in the street alone
Great parenting Chicago

Let's say for today that they do.

Oh shit Robert you aren't even on duty yet

>implying these nigs have parents

>mom's out tricking and smoking crack
>no dad
>probably locked the house and said "don't leave" and left to smoke crack

That would just be a whole other layer of surreal.

all this spliced over animated ponies, violence and all...

Limited My Little Politics edition Robert

Ohhhh shheeeiiiiitttt leaf bro Robert will bring them to our side yet, nice work

Fuckin nice.

some do

Currently working on a new bingo card to honor the great Roberts of Chiraq

BERWYN!

BOMBARDED HIM WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS

What is this?

Oh, shit, worlds collide!!!
Will Robert ride Ponies in the final charge against Male Black?

>subject standing outside a day care
>8 months pregnant woman
>punched in the belly by her grandmother

Kinda fucking late gran-gran...

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Some used to. F

>sassy dispatch

Daughter's father's child's whaaaa ?

Been along time since I've been in Sup Forums. I wanna come back. Is this nigs at nite?

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=NFlzwJAfPoU

I remember Sup Forums starting these Chiraq threads every night about 6 months or so ago and then they suddenly stopped. Why?

Did these nigs go into hibernation for the winter and are just now starting to chimp out?

>shakima with a brick

another brick

>Did these nigs go into hibernation for the winter and are just now starting to chimp out?
Precisely.

F

Kind of, yes.

Chicago police scanner is fucking crazy every night of the week.

And yes.

Now with 50% more nigging. It's the niggiest!

Chicago needs to reopen their nut house, tho, it would save Robert a lot of trouble on the 10-96 calls

>last name Goyim

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national guard this summer.

>notices bulge
OwO

going to bottom lounge tonight. hope I don't get shot.

kek

saved!

Robert getting ready to roll out.
Guns loaded.
Keys checked.
These unruly niggers are gonna get wrecked.

Ten o'clock has come at last,
The niggers start their crime.
But guns are loaded,
Keys are checked.
Now, it's Robert's time.

Poor male black
Can't turn back
When Robert's far and wide
No matter how he tries
To spread his crime
Robert's right behind

He comes in cars of colored light,
Hot on the niggers' trail
They'll try to run, to fight, to hide,
But they'll always fail.

The night is long, the night is hard,
Lives are always lost.
But Robert will see justice done, no matter what the cost.
His work is thankless, deadly, hard,
It gnaws at Robert's soul.
But still he goes out to wage his battle
For his holy goal.

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Ok very nice

BLACK MAIL THROWING MAILBOXES

Assault with a mailbox