>ISRAEL IS A TERRORIST STATE AND NOT A MORALLY LEGITIMATE ONE
>*Raptures far-right applause*
Joshua Cook
>It's 3am >You wake up after dreaming of a pure and white Britain >Dianne Abbot looms over you >"Aye white boy, ya jizz in ma minge and I will make ya dream real yooooooo" >She blows you a kiss and you get the strongest most sensitive erection of your life
The only thing you can do, outside cyberpunk meshnet fantasies, is to get the Lib Dems back in government. Not an option for this election, but hopefully they've stopped trying to reverse Brexit by 2022 and can go back into coalition. Tories are authoritarian, Labour will keep whatever status quo they inherit, probably tighten it because muh Twitter hate speech.
Obviously I'd rather a new right-wing party emerged that aligned with all my political views, while our society simultaneously grew bored of social media and started valuing privacy, but pragmatically this is the best we can hope for.
Cameron Nelson
>beastitality No.
Sebastian Powell
...
Dylan Moore
wish Chelsea was wearing a t shirt saying justice for me
Sebastian Carter
Checked, it might happen
Wyatt Reed
I miss you YKTD.
Grayson Reed
Fuck her in the arse till she bleeds.
Cooper Parker
Plot twist: This time is actually is.
Tyler Green
Is Tim 'Milkman' Farron, the unlikeable, useless gimp our only hope?
God help us.
Jonathan Ortiz
There's not enough jizz in the world to fill that minge.
Luke Diaz
Tell me about it m8. Man didn't evolve to live so confined and restrained in every aspect of life.
Ooof, i'd put 50p in her jukebox, if you know what I mean
Aiden Cruz
Ooof, i'd point her brickwork, if you know what I mean
Lincoln Russell
>Tim Farron is the entire party
He didn't mention Farron once you gimp.
Robert Young
The Blairite is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a red tory, parasite, soft couper, entryist, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Blairite and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
Isaiah Hill
>the liberal democrats are classical liberals
Kek get real, they are centre-left, and as authoritarian as the Tories / Labour on things like "hate speech" because of muh minorities feelings.
The only parties that have any people that care about real civil liberties like freedom of speech are the Tories and UKIP.
Justin Brown
get gang raped and beaten and maybe she will
Benjamin Wood
I know, but he's the head of the party - which means a lot to anybody voting for them.
I do actually like the LibDems, but he turns me off the party quite strongly.
William Jones
Gas the Blairites, race war now.
Nathan Miller
>“If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.” (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)
I'm going to miss the old Greek.
Nathaniel Lee
I feel like pure shit I just want him back x
Joshua Sullivan
> tfw like Corbyn > approve of his crypto-euroskepticism > approve of his contempt for milquetoasts > approve of his closet antisemitism > approve of his Sanders-esque economic populism > but I have this obnoxious cunt of a SJW friend who keeps spamming my facebook with tales of how if you don't vote for him you're a racist homohobe patriach > can't bring myself to vote for anyone that twat likes Guess it's another spoiled ballot for me
Mason Lee
Only 50p now? Becoming a bit of a cheapskate lad
Benjamin Flores
>"It was part of the fortunes of war. We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right - are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it!" On the issue of stress counselling for servicemen in a TV documentary marking the 50th Anniversary of V-J Day in 1995.
Prince Harry BTFO
Christopher Mitchell
>implying Corbyn isn't exactly like the friend you described
Well Guardian readership is basically a guarantee of being coal-curious, so it could be worse, she could have gotten herself knocked up already.
Liam Ross
Who else /voted green because they live in an ultra safe conservative seat and the idea of green winning anything is totally laughable so they just voted green for the bants/
Aiden Sanchez
everything but pink has a local election
Dominic Watson
>All the muzzie rape gangs are at the back of every englishman's mind. It's true. Who wants to fuck a girl that's been with a Paki or nigger?
Ethan Rodriguez
>voting ironically for communists Why lad, you could have added to UKIP's national share by 0.001%.
Liam Clark
>"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?" Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.
Ryder White
Being her brother I sort of have to be impartial on that whole area buddy
Lads, how do I become chad of the working men's club?
Jayden Wright
Not gonna lie, former Tory voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching May crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let her get the Brexit codes.
Jack Ross
>you cannot come here because you are not white
what did he mean by this?
Colton Reyes
>>Dianne Abbot looms over you
Logan Wood
God bless Tinman
Leo Murphy
No but seriously though, who the fuck do I vote for as mayor for WoE? I have zero opinion and I've got a short window in which to choose because I'm busy later.
Nicholas Lopez
Is anybody worried about the 200 billion euro debt yet?
Christian Martin
No need to be mean, we were all young once.
Owen Mitchell
Inferior and blonde. Everything I hate.
Benjamin Clark
Im from sunderland and if this gets around enough UKIP could win in sunderland. I feel bad because im away studying so cant go help out.
>Be disabled >Think how difficult it is to find a woman to settle down with >Download Grindr >Get fucked in the ass >Get HIV >Die
Well at least I wasn't lonely, just dead
Levi Bell
>aggressively preferring a hair colour that 95% of the world's population has
Colton Sullivan
>"There's a lot of your family in tonight." After glancing at business chief Atul Patel's name badge during a 2009 Buckingham Palace reception for 400 influential British Indians to meet the Royal couple. Savage.
Tyler Robinson
Trying to get that niche audience I see
Kayden Ortiz
>West of England Voted independent 1st/Tory 2nd to keep Labour out due to the votes of Bristol scum
>Greater Manchester Voted Tory 1st/Lib Dem 2nd in the vain hope that Andy Burnham will lose and cry on TV
How did I do?
Robert Ramirez
>she fit? She's a sex kitten, lad.
Julian Morgan
>cerebral palsy buttfucking faggot Into the oven it goes.
Austin Bennett
"Ah, so this is feminist corner then." Joining a group of female Labour MPs, who were wearing name badges reading "Ms", >Prince Phillip at a Buckingham Palace drinks party in 2000.
Leo Morris
Nah, in fact I'm quite looking forward to us getting it back
Juan Murphy
At least we won't be forced to build so many fucking ramps everywhere
I live(d) not too far away from mackemland and remember this going around facebook last year. Lots of people were saying the people involved had connections with the EDL (or SDL?) and that the story was dubious and a fabrication.
Sadly I don't see people ever shying away from that Labour vote, even though the ridiculous wages/expenses of the council were recently revealed as well as the huge turnout for Brexit. People in the northeast are fucking mongs when it comes to voting.
>sort of want to vote Labour because Nick Clegg is my MP and labour are gonna get BTFO nationally >see posts by leftists and labour supporters on twitter Can't bring myself to do it
Grayson Morris
It is physically possible that a woman can have a talent to the same level as men, but it's not common by a long long shot.
There are literally over 10x as many men than women at the high end of intelligence, competence, skill, talent, however you want to cut it.
Blake Barnes
Clegg is politically a dead duck anyway, just leave him to gather dust as he continues to make a cunt of himself in all media appearances
Grayson Ortiz
How are Golden Dawn doing over there?
Blake Cox
Who /patrick/ here
Grayson Turner
Just wait and see mate, theyve got another march planned this month with rebel media coming again. hardly anyone knows about it as nowhere is reporting it, once it gets out people will kick off.
Eli Diaz
I've always noticed this mental illness around me.
Cooper Rodriguez
That's a big wombat.
Bentley Powell
Lib Dems will do really well in the local elections. Everyone will expect them to do really well in the general, and they'll flop.
Not to deny that it did happen, but I'm not seeing any actual evidence that it took place and the people pushing it do have an agenda.
John Torres
They've been at a stable 10% for as long as I can remember. I live on an island where people tend more towards communism though - the actual communist party (not governing Syriza who're far left) are at a stable 10% nationally as well.
The tories actually beat UKIP in Sunderland central in 2015 (I actually can't believe that) so I'm afraid I can only see the UKIP share going down. In fact, I can even see UKIP standing down in that seat, it'd give the tories a very good chance.
Easton Russell
if I took your virginity, would you die?
Josiah King
Never been on brit/pol/ before. Redpill me on PM May and the govt as a whole; is she genuinely seeking a hard Brexit (or even any Brexit at all)? Or is it just kabuki for the plebs, playing for time while they secretly figure out a way to engineer the (((circumstances))) that throw a spanner in the works, then they hold up their hands and say "lol oh well", then it's back to (((business))) as usual and the (((world))) keeps (((turning))) like it was nothing but a dream?
It's a long game/play if it is all theatre, and would completely politically destroy careers (chief among them May), and probably the whole Conservative party for a generation. Like, Blair-level pariah status. But maybe it's a sacrifice they're willing to make? It's hard to see how May and most of the other cabinet ministers can earnestly 180 on a world-changing issue they've been personally and professionally opposed to their whole lives. And it was strange how all her opponents dropped out one-by-one in the leadership contest last year. Almost as if a hidden hand were at work...
