Join the military

>join the military

>get blown up


When did you realize serving your country was a meme?

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>will only join the military if he isn't put at risk

They don't need you pussy

>When did you realize serving your country was a meme?
>serving your country was a meme?
>serving your country
>your country
You meant Israel right?

>join the coast guard
> sit on boat in comfy Guam
> spear fish every other day in glorious guamsun
>get out because chilling on vacation island got Boring
>post 9/11 GO Bill get
> 100% of my bachelor degree oayed for making 3k a month BAH.

Yup sweet meme my dude.

>implying you'd willfully die with a reason
Sure glad dipshits like you join the military. Helps clean up the gene pool.

>You'll risk your life in the armed forces

Who would have thought?

Nothing wrong with the military. He looks like he's having a blast.

*without

>Sure glad dipshits like you join the military

I know this. If you would hate to join up I absolutely KNOW you'd hate to get drafted. Welcome faggot.

Those were a bunch of afghan trainees, they probably fucked something up or one of them sabotaged the round. They die by the dozen either way and half of those that don't end up switching side.

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Thanks for your (((service)))

Americans dying to friendly fire.
Colour me surprised.

>Who would have thought?

Yeah, they're fucking morons... I guess that's how they get you.

Holy shit, France speaks with balls. Mark the calendar. You must be an American ex-pat.

When I found out it's cheap to hire Europoor, nigger, and Paki mercenaries that nobody gives a fuck about.

It's not the dying for your country part that sucks the worst. It's the your country doesn't give a fuck or better yet, goes out of its way to ignore you.

It's not a meme...it's just for those with a sense of duty, though from your thread here you probably have none...

I'm hopefully joining the army. It's a masculine job, get to wear a mice uniform and be part if something with a history and heritage. Arguably being a soldier is a bible duty and as a Christian one of the most bible jobs I can do.

>military police


nice meme

>mice uniform
Damn those camos are getting creative

Better to go and learn how to fight for a few years than to sit around fantasizing about happenings, race war and days of the rope while you wither away by the computer.

4 afghan and one us soldier defuse IED

Some men were born to fight and are willing to put their life and safety on the line to do it. They are known as warriors.

>we're not midgets!! only the military police are midgets!!


uh-huh.

I look forward to they day the Saudi family runs out of oil.

>r9k fag with no qualifications gets kicked out of the basement and is forced to join army to fight for (((their))) interests
>this means he was born to fight

lmao

>w-w-when you run out of oil
Kek this never gets old

>no height difference

When i got smarter than potato.

>>no height difference

Exactly. 1 Polak is even taller than both of the americans.
the guys on the left are tankers.
the americans on the right are regular army.

if you knew any basics about the military you'd know the tankers are always selected from the smallest guys available.

So, smallest Polaks are bigger than regular US army.

Pic related, comparison to other European countries.

I suggest you guys change your diet to something less shit, or otherwise in a 100 years you wont be taller than my cat.

Spics are fucking midgets and lots of them enlist. So yeah it's not a meme that the US armed forces is full of manlets, especially the marines. All mexican manlets wants to be a debbil dog.

Why does this thread keep popping up? It's the "who cares?" of the century over here.

HAHAHA yeah, you'll never run out of oil, or you'll have acted accordingly way before it matters. I know you are not stupid, or the family at least isn't. I believe your country is in a very good position at the moment.

If you see the royals tell them to stop fucking in Yemen, it's not worth it.

Documtary - " Radio Bikini " .. Shows the atomic testing program use of US soldiers as test subjects for Radiation exposure in Nevada and the Pacific. -- Warrior or lab rat ?

>28k a year to do fucking nothing
>uniform guarantees at least 75% more pussy
$86k next year for my GI bill

fuckingmemelol.jpg

>military police dont count, they're manlets
>spics dont count either, manlets
>niggers dont count either, manlets
>even marines, too

Then who counts :D

oh shit, i cant read, i thought you said its a meme.

Sorry, my bad.

Right after I retired and realized I was 41 and never had to work again.

Thank you for your concern for our welfare. It's so heartwarming!

To reciprocate your kindness, I'm sure you're handling the Africans (both niggers and northern variety) as well as all the other crap from around the world very well, nothing can possibly go wrong in your country or the surrounding ones. There's absolutely no need for borders, you guys got it right. Wish we could learn that from you.

this pic needs a capture

>the phone call that saved _____

*caption

Globalist merc work has its downsides...

>join the military
>omg they are shooting at me I didn't sign for this mom help me
Burger logic, ladies and gentlemen

I'd still pick the dog to defend my country.

Honestly why havent soldiers and the military just taken out the government yet. They die, theyre paid shit just takeover the gov and become rich you cucks.

Military should takeover the US under a dictatorship.

>Listen I don't have much time, the Clintons-

This.

lol going to die for the jew freedom and jew patriotism...

Get fuck stupid burger.

Very nice.
Not really military tho--

Thinking about joining the AF after college. I always wanted to be a fighter pilot. Plus I probably couldn't hold a normal job anyway.

Tough talk for a country that was overrun by a military force that was about 700 miles away in a few days.

The soil of Israel has to be watered with the blood and tears of highschool dropouts and directionless teenagers. They knew this when they signed up; they don't have my sympathy.

>TFW women are so addicted to social media they take selfies of getting exploded now.

Cooler job than you'll ever have, pussy

Don't blame directionless teenagers for Yisro. 100% of teenagers are idiots, it just depends on whether there is a sadistic parasite country willing to eat them at that point which matters here. Stop being an ironic kikeshill

It was the Afghan National Army. She was photographing Afghan retards handling munitions up close.

Mad dog mantis
for prez for life

No it was a terrorist bomb that blew up, not mere munitions.

>Helps clean up the gene pool.
So does the fact that you're an unfuckable virgin

Don't even bother . NEETs aren't worth anyone's time

>Join the military
>Fight for bankers and zionism interests
>Die like a pig.

Shouldn't have joined the military if your country was taken over by foreihn interests.

Should have used your brain to get past mass media and see the lies.

Anyone who joins the military, NATO or any western force deserves to die.

I love how all of the people who shit on the military are *tooootally* really successful, powerful people in their everyday lives...

Like, I'll admit, there are stupid people in the military, and joining the Army isn't super glamorous or glorious, or even admirable in and of itself. But it's a hell of a lot better than shitposting from mommy's sofa about how you're "saving the white race".

It's a quick manly way out of this shit world.

Suicide is for pussies

Implying that the U.S. military is not an all volunteers.

>Getting blown up by your own equipment while fighting goat herders for a piece of land that isn't worth shit, that you've already won twice before and you'll withdraw from in a month, all to make sure extremely rich men can get even richer while decreasing the safety of US citizens and helping Israel.

Thanks.

when I registered for the draft

>Serving your country is a meme
Fucking degenerate, i'm doing my part.

>being this brainwashed by propaganda

The conditioning works particularly well on sub 100 IQ retards like you.

Did a muslim cum in your breakfast this morning, britbong? Or are you always this bitchy?

What about doing it to take back your country? Isn't that purposeful? There were times in history when that was the case.

>military
>christian

I feel bad for Americans families

They really do want to die for Greater Israel and it's their mothers who suffer.

What happened?

Join the Navy or Air Force. Probably Air Force...fucking hot bitches.
Navy would be cool to be a Submariner or working with nuclear reactors.

9/10 would surrender.

>Getting blown up for Israel

What a goyish thing to do.

There are never any cool wars anymore, it's all sandniggers

Your chances of dying are almost zero. You're much more likely to die in a car accident than you are to die from enemy fire.

She recorded her own death. The local dicks in Afghanistan killed themselves(on accident) and she was caught in the blast.

10/10 would refuel and then regroup

mortar blew up in the tube. killed the photographer and at least one of those soldiers

>Going nuke
>Ever

NO, DON'T DO IT. Also women in the armed forces are trash.

Fighting unwinable fight is a meme. Wouldn't even consider joining lavtvian military. Would be squashed like a bug.. Also, pay is fucking shit here..

IDF thread?

>Probably Air Force...fucking hot bitches.
i wanted to join the army shoot sand niggers and russians not about ground zero tier pussy

I will be a ranger, who cares if I die. Want off this ride anyway. Better men than you have died for this country faggot

Osama Bin Ladin is pissed at the US for being Israel's bitch. He directs a terrorist operation resulting in what we all know as "9/11". The result is that America invades Israel's enemies. 15 years later some bitch explodes to death for Israel during training in Afghanistan.

God damn communist. Get the fuck out of America.

>tfw you die for israel

thanks goy for giving me your life

after i served my country


90% of the people in the army treated it like welfare. they get kicked out for being pieces of shit/being fat and then they go around for the next 60 years trying to get free food and discounts at every store for "serbing muh cuntry"

>my country

Fucking Boyd Rice, edgy motherfucker.

>Ah.. So you have defeated my disciples Tyrone and Leshawna..

Political power comes from the barrel of a gun.
This is Sup Forums
Show some respect.

For a second I thought that vest said "midget police"

well currently its a meme

we shouldnt be deployed anywhere right now

except maybe on the border

Damnit texas, my sides kek

That image would make a nice fashwave album cover

You do realize starship troopers was satire right?

[Spoiler]your post is satire right?[/spoiler]

I wish tanker crews of the former Soviet states would redesign their tanker helmets. They remind people of Soviet Union troops.