Face it, you only hate them because you (Sup Forums) can't beat them at banter. Are they Sup Forums's greatest rival?

Face it, you only hate them because you (Sup Forums) can't beat them at banter. Are they Sup Forums's greatest rival?

They're such a pain in the ass for the alt-right you can't stand it.

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They are a part of the MSM and tools of indoctrination thats why i dont like them, but they are not high on my list of people i hate, Both are getting less funny each year, soon they wont be abel to hold an audience for the full time of their show

Sup Forums is a place full of people from pretty much all backgrounds.

If we were tasked with coming up with a witty response for anything they say, we'd close their stupid mouths within one show.

>can't beat them at banter

We also don't have 20 people writing a monologue for us

Already killed them years ago. I notice you didn't even include CurrentYearMan because we broke him in 2015.

>We also don't have 20 people writing a monologue for us
YOU COCK SUCKER
YOUR MOUTH IS FOR HOLDING COCK
*Cue applause sign*

At least I don't sperg out on TV when things suddenly don't go exactly the way I want them for a instant.

Their jewish writers stopped being funny and went into full Panic mode over Trump. That why they aren't funny anymore.

>thinking comedians have actual points and don't just make ironic strawman arguments to generate chuckles

>That pic...
If it's real, I'm a Trump shill for life.

So, Sup Forums?

Who are the people in your pic?
They look American.

Banter is friendly piss taking, Australians take it a bit too far as they go full on savage mode. We Brits are too arrogant to give a shit.
Keeping the banter witty and gentlemanly is the key. Americans take things at face value without nuance. Winding a Yank up is easy as they can't grasp sarcasm.

Their banter is awful and unfunny.
Also they're fucking deep state shills.
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Maybe not but Im pretty sure I could beat both of them to death with a louisville slugger

>banter

You realize these fags have an entire army of (((comedy writers)) behind them, right?

Stop shitposting, Deuterte. Go murder some more drug dealers with your bare hands.

Not gonna lie, former Tumblr blogger here. I joined Sup Forums because Colbert has betrayed the LGBT community. But in all seriousness we need to get this evil homophobe off the air.

Strangely enough Germans are pretty good at bantz too. I guess it's so unexpected it gives it that extra edge?

I have no idea who the two jews in OP pic are, but kikes can be good at it too.

>Two kike puppets vs the entire earth.

We simply can't handle their banter.

I call upon the powers of autism.

You dont own America!!!

My brother running the NYSE does goy!!!

Tbh I hate them because it's national tv with 0 rebuttal opportunities, and they know this. At least we raid and get raided.

>a pain in the ass
What? They are literally a non-entity when it comes to our struggle. Jon Stewart's cringey U DON'T OWN THIS COUNTRY HUU HUU HUU shit didn't work. Nothing Colbert said worked either. These guys don't matter, they're not part of the discussion and frankly, they're not culturally relevant anymore.

John Oliver at least was funny with that stupid blowing up 2016 shit, I haven't heard anything from Colbert since that dumb skit with the sandwiches and Bernie Sanders.

Actually the complete opposite, I wish so bad that they were funny.

Why aren't conservatives funny? Humor is truth mixed with absurdity. B You'd think one of you would've started a successful channel that isn't just yelling at a camera and scaring off potential members.

We beat them at banter constantly. We hate them because they can't win at banter, so they selectively edit shit to make them appear more witty than they actually are.

Legit most Americans at my Uni don't understand when we're joking and our really easily offended over fuck all, when they try to dish out bants back it's shit and we don't care. Canadians are to a lesser extent like this.

I haven't watched left wing comedy news shows since the Bush era when they were actually funny

they were never funny you fucking loser piece of shit

It's like these people went from being funny and cool no matter what time you watched them in (so long as you have context) to being cringeworthy almost immediately.

Sargon was right about the left. They've become the puritans, and everything they do is immediately so uncool its literally cringeworthy.

Every TV show in purgatory is this

That's it, I'm boycotting Australia. Fucking bigots.

>be a source of info for lazy normalfags
>misinformation the viewers openly
>lmao it's only a parody bro
Good thing I'm post-ironically a Nazi now or this would bother me.

Conservative nationalists are killing it. We constantly take comics and edit them to where they go from preachy to funny.

Even anti-fa admitted as much on the He Will Not Divide Us livestream.

Stephen Colbert's obsession with Donald Trump is akin to the psychotic, Christ-obsessed ramblings of a vagrant dwelling in a public park.

The man obviously has some unresolved psychological issues regarding his father's death. Feel pity upon the miserable soul. Hopefully Stephen can find peace instead of obsessing over a man whose existence hardly affects his life.

lol, We dont have million of dollars of writers and (((comedy central)))

but we have kek

Praise kek

COMMON ON FRANCE ITS TIME FOR FREEDOM
>VOTE LE PEN

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They aren't as funny anymore.

This explains the "high ratings" he gets. He's losing his marbles over DROMF.

He comes from a republican family so maybe in his mind he's still waiting for his dad to speak across the dinner table and say "son that isn't right" every time he makes a trump joke.

None of those hacks could make a FPBP.

It's just ratings, you retard. It's a goddamn shame, too, because we don't get segments like
youtube.com/watch?v=fXKX7aEVru0
anymore.

Maybe you've changed. They have always been like this.

Yeah it's real. Stewart still cries about it to this day: "He called me a Jew" etc.
Google it and read through all the countless results.

John Leibowitz
John Stewart

I'll let you
fill in the blanks

I'd put any Aussie from this board up against them any day. Those Australian faggots are kings of banter

I voted for Bush and he was a big disappointment. Thought they were pretty funny

Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz and his goyim pal Stephen Colbert.

I never liked Colbert, and Jon Stewart was a god among men back in the day.

I'm not surprised Stephen turned out to be a deep state shill, he always felt soulless. Despite Jon going ape-shit during the election season, I still have respect for that man. He at least addressed Obongo's failures to his face.

>beat at banter
both cracked live hahahaha

Who're they? Some discount intellectuals for the people who cant read books and cant make any argument without using platitudes?

Sup Forums != alt-right

fuck off.

Noboby could have a late night talk show on network tv that revolves around bashing libshits for an hour. That's the problem.

"The only thing Obama's mouth is good for is being the Muslim Brotherhoods cock holster"

I'm sure that'd go over real well on CBS

Oh gee! Looks like I don't have (((writers ))) for my fucking T.V. show. They've got about 12 each and they still suck ass. Get rekt you cunt.

They're just comedians dude.

Why's everyone so fucking butthurt? They're on your side, there's not a whole lot of people shedding light on the compete absurdity of our politics these days.

You dipshits just reject anyone who might put forth the idea that bigotry is fucking retarded,

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Nice bait. You really want this autism to be directed in (((their))) direction. I don't blame you.

Listen, goy, they have written a set of rules that they clearly cannot play by.
All we need to do now is go into an autistic rage when they break them. We don't even have to try. This is the Alinsky tactic.

Colbert and Jon are done.
They're going to be replaced by cringe.
They have already lost.

This is the SJW rhetoric and philosophy beginning to devour itself as it was always destined to do. I knew this would happen long ago and can tell you now, it will only get worse. The champions of the left will soon not be "left enough" and the SJWs will turn on them. Their views will lead to their alienation and as fewer people begin to take them seriously, they will become more extreme and their views will become even further less compatible with reality. It's like when Occupy Wall Street was going on and there seemed to be some momentum building and feminists and SJWs derailed the whole thing by inviting rapists into the protest tents and practically killing each other over pizza toppings. This is the beginning of the decline of SJWism. Who knows who they will turn on next?

>reeeeeeeeeeee