5/5

>5/5

>blocks your path

She better not catch you celebrating tomorrow Sup Forums.

what is cinco de mayo
some kind of a holiday which beaners brought from mexico?

>Celebrating Mexican Independence Day as an American
Implying I'm not just drinking at a bar because it's Friday

She should really chug a bullet

Who the fuck celebrates cinco de mayo that isn't already "organically protesting" with Mexican flags?

Trail of Frijoles needs to start up hardcore tomorrow

>>Can't drink and eat tacos for the sake of drinking and eating tacos

Why would I celebrate someone else's culture?

Why would I celebrate a fucking spic day?

Only spics celebrate Cinco de mayo anyway

Not even mexicans celebrate it. It's a total diversity jerkjob for YT.

I have heard it before, but I don't even know what cinco de mayo is. Why would I?

>"Hey, you should bring in millions of Chinese people! It will be good for your culture! Think of all the different types of food you could have!"
>"Food does sound good... Alright"
*30 years later*
>"You can't get rid of these Chinese people, that's racist! You'll miss out on all the food!"

I WILL EAT FUCKING WEET-BIX FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS IF IT MEANS GETTING THESE FOREIGNER SCUM OUT OF MY HOMELAND

This.

>Cinco de Mayo—or the fifth of May—is a holiday that celebrates the date of the Mexican army’s 1862 victory over France at the Battle of Puebla during the Franco-Mexican War (1861-1867). A relatively minor holiday in Mexico, in the United States Cinco de Mayo has evolved into a commemoration of Mexican culture and heritage, particularly in areas with large Mexican-American populations.

Gee I can't wait to go get some

>authentic mexican food

watch me

Why can't you celebrate cinco De mayo while being in favor of a wall? If Mexico's culture isn't kept distinct from America's, both get watered down and lose their unique qualities.

This person must not have any respect for Mexican culture

Can someone explain this facebook meme where people say something in an image with big text filled with bright colors? A month ago no one did it now everyone does it.

o shit, cinco de Maho is tomorrow

Such culture.

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How can America even compete?

Ya know. why is 5/5 a holiday?

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>The juice at the end

i may have family in the islands and have goya in my house at any given moment.......but i ain't fucking mexican and trying to prevent people from coming here without assimilating is important. (hint, history of texas and california...when americans didn't assimilate)


i'll wish them a happy holiday, but i ain't celebrating that shit

I have never once celebrated or seen anyone celebrate this nonholiday in my county in the 25 years I have lived here. Can some kind user tell me where/why in America they celebrate this? I'm guessing it is just a free excuse to get drunk and be an idiot.

Celebrating Cinco de Mayo is legal.
Jumping the border is not.

You don't like the refreshing flavor of clam juice?

>i better not see you celebrating a day that beer companies invented to get you to buy more

>These two separate things are relevant because the share 1 common factor of mexico
>If you don't want a dog you better not get a cat because both are a type of pet.

Excuse to drink, similar to St. Patrick's day

Goddamnit i love being american

why would anyone enjoy moist chips
hell, some of them are probably floating in that mixture

also chocolate pieces mixed with beans should be a crime

It's ICE's field day, telling americans not to "appropriate" the festivity makes it so much easier for illegals to be grouped up because of it
Enjoy the fruit of your doing, politically correct idiot

Love that fact that real Mexicans look at this date and laugh

>when you surpass America for Highest Rate of Obesity

I don't see chocolate.

>wheezing
>more wheezing
>even more wheezing
>draws in deep breath

Mmmmmmmmm luuks guud.

>catches breath

round chocolate pieces around 0:45 mark

What the shit can that powerless cunt do?

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You mean the tamarind?

This thread got real disgusting real quick

What about Mexican Trump supporters who celebrate Cinco de Mayo?

That's the most repulsive thing I have seen this week.

>all Mexicans are illegal aliens
This is why the Dems lost. They're massively racist.

whatever this is

how much does this shit can cost?

>literally celebrating 5 mayonnaise

Every year, i see hundreds of white people celebrate Cinco de Mayo or as they refer to it, "Cinco de Drinko" in my city.

I live in Houston and midtown will be packed tomorrow. What's funny is that a majority of the drinkers aren't hispanic but white.

Any excuse to drink, i guess

Yes, and they wouldn't see it if you spelled it out for them.

Mexicans do not even care about Cinco de Mayo. It's a non-event in Mexico. The only people who care are white frat boys who want to get drunk off of Corona and XX.

Imma get drunk tomorrow and kill spics. Viva La Razza!

>Trail of Frijoles

Worse than the cartel guy with a peeled face getting his head cut off with the dull box cutter to Sweet Child O' Mine desu

>5th May
>Mexico's Independence Day

Burger Education

Does it cut off at the end because the diabeetus was so potent that it was able to kill on contact?

Something invented by beer companies here like corona basically. From what I hear it's hardly recognized in Mexico.

I'm Hispanic and I support the wall. I feel like i'm in a catch 22

>The Elephant's Foot of Mexican food

Napoleon III should have BTFO Mexico

now known as I.C.E. day

>i live in midtown
Are you gay?

Disgusting. No wonder you're all so fat.

> Wants Mexico to be a seperate independent entity from the USA.
> Other side do not.
> Being told not to celerate that.

I'm in Arizona so I'll probably go get drunk on margaritas to start but slowly devolve into tequila shots. It's supposed to be over 100 degrees too. Perfect pool weather. Probably make a couple cheese crisps (which are a thinking man's quesadilla). Also, shout out to Sonoran hotdogs, which are really fucking good.

If you take this post seriously then gb2plebbit

I'll be celebrating Cinco De MILO

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> Legal migrants celebrate festival of their heritage.
> Somehow racist because they also support [THE WALL] ®

le based faggot

Good thing those aren't from America.

>totals over 100%
>fake study

I don't.
>Never have
But it does happen to be my birthday.
>Drinking alcohol
>Gifts
>Eating out
All pretty degenerate

Cinco de Porto

I love this webm

>When your people have no culture so you do this shit instead

CHI

It's not their Independence Day, dumbass.
>The Mexican Army repelled a French Invasion force at the city of Pueblo
>They later lost the whole damn war, though
>German governor rulled for several years
It's a shit holiday the Mexican beer companies dredged up to get gringos to spend money
>Arriba

I've always thought it made no sense to celebrate cinco de mayo

4th of July is our holiday.

That's like celebrating Hanukkah and Christmas at the same time.

>cinco pints de mayo

That's a Mexican thing, you retarded fucking nigger

I mean, they do have culture... Human sacrifices, beheadings, cartels, Montezuma's revenge, etc.

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Cheese dip and chips is an American invention.
Mexicans don't do that shit. They don't put cheese on tacos, either.
They put cheese on tacos here to appease their gringo customers.
They had to learn how to make chips to serve in restaurants.
>Its all TexMex
You're eating American food.
Grad student that's studying here told me this, in addition to a restaurant owner that immigrated from Mexico last year.

Cinco De Mayo is a drinking holiday.
Nobody ever celebrated it for the reason it was made. That, and, why does wanting Mexicans to follow the same standard and laws as other immigrants have to do with hating Mexicans in general? What makes them shitty is primarily the lack of respect for the law in regards to immigration.
Mexican food is pretty great. Mexicans on a general level eat home cooked meals and they're really good.

>obese isn't a subset of overweight.

Real mexicans don't use cheese? Jesus christ I love being white

Why the FUCK would I, an American, celebrate a Mexican holiday?

Don't listen to that idiot, they do

Neither is St Patrick's Day or Mardi Gras or even New Year's.
These are all hyped by bars and liquor companies to get you to buy their shit.
>Quit drinking alcohol

>assuming were not going to keep their holidays and hot chicks when we send the rest back.

Im still going to be serving tacos at parties bimbo

Cheese drenched nachos is a white thing. We made it.

I'm more "hispanic" (even though i'm iberian not mestizo, and hispanic isn't a race or an ethnicity) than both of them, the border wall started originally as my non-negotiable demand, trump ran as part of fufillment for my mandate (also why hillary lost - open borders for the most policed state in the world? on my watch no less? hahahaha, no), illegals are criminals, mexicans are generally scoundrels and savages due to their ancestry and should be kept out of the civilized world unless they're BLEACHED.COM enough to be human, women need to learn their role, and mexico needs to sort itself out

Mexicans have dishes of stuffing shit with cheese, are you retarded?

Well I'm going to celebrate Drinko de Mayo tomorrow and going to support the wall. There isn't a damn thing you self hating whiteys are gonna do about it either.

>Americans will enjoy this

cheese didnt exist before European settlers

is this what they mean when they say season your food whitey

>Feminist info
Number 1 sign of intelligence is sharing feminist info's photos on facebook

That may be so, but that's not what I was responding to.