>1986: "If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed." To a group of British students during a royal visit to China.
>1996: "If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" In response to calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting.
>1999: "It looks as if it was put in by an Indian." Referring to an old-fashioned fuse box in a factory near Edinburgh.
>2002: "Still throwing spears?" Question put to an Australian Aborigine during a visit.
>2009: "There's a lot of your family in tonight." After looking at the name badge of businessman Atul Patel at a Palace reception for British Indians.
>2013: "The Philippines must be half empty as you're all here running the NHS." On meeting a Filipino nurse at Luton and Dunstable Hospital.
>2013: "[Children] go to school because their parents don't want them in the house." To Malala Yousafzai, who survived an assassination attempt by the Taliban and now campaigns for the right of girls to go to school without fear.
A B S O L U T L Y B A S E D
Ayden Nguyen
Nth for Bregret
Gavin Ross
Reminder that the atheists must be purged before June
Camden Jackson
You cunts better have voted Tory today.
Joseph Garcia
Hollobone is based as fuck though
Chase Bell
Shouldn't have missed that appointment Should have contacted his MP Should have contacted the support services and if that failed went into their office and demanded help
Gavin Scott
Placed my vote lads
>unironic commies in 2017
Charles Hernandez
Tonight's QT panel.
Carter Sullivan
Reminder that we're having a Brit/pol/ Triplord meet-up at The City Arms in Cardiff on the 12th June, feel free to come and meet me and a few other triplords and Anonymongs. We'll be the one with a party spread. Most of us should be there all day, so pop in any time, should be most active in the afternoon and evening.
William Lopez
Just put a cross you cock
Julian Martinez
UKIP
Easton King
>are dave and are paul will be watching
Jacob Hernandez
You did it backwards
Daniel Powell
>no pakis on the ballot in Birmingham 2017
Oliver Cooper
mfw a Lib Dem Councillor comes to my house to poach my Portugese housemates vote and trots out all the Remainer tropes.
>The stupid Little Englander >They took us out of Europe >I lived through WW2 >The Scottish and the Irish (N.Irish you cunt) were smarter and they'l leave the UK
Fuming.
Noah Torres
When do we get results?
Isaac James
Nope
Julian Davis
Which tripfags have said they are going
Oliver Watson
Ooof, i'd dunk my biscuits in her mug, if you know what I mean
Jackson Murphy
>tfw the first wave of boomers have reached retirement age and we will have a further 20 years of skyrocketing taxes to pay for the selfish, entitled fucks before they all die out Wouldn't be surprised if income tax for the average earner goes over 30% by 2022
Aiden Gray
>tripnonce meet up This sounds like the most autistic thing ever
Nicholas Price
Will you be bringing your bull?
Christopher Rodriguez
Reminder to vote Green today and on June 8th
Robert Wright
Looking forward to this one actually. Will probably be interesting and we have Leanne Wood to laugh at.
Will be good hearing what David Davis has to say as he's quite a bit heavier on the walking away from the table idea. Will give Rebecca Bailey and Leanne plenty to austistically screech about. No idea how Juergen Maier will be. I imagine he'll probably be a remainer get as soft a brexit as possible type.
Do we know if BBC are doing an election night special for todays elections?
Evan Cox
tommrow around mid-day. Most councils are too lazy to stay up through the night counting
Daniel Collins
It wouldn't matter which way I did as the top 2 are gonna be tory and labour
The other mayor elections are labour shoe ins but West Midlands is neck and neck even though we're traditionally Labour based
David Turner
JUST
Christian Nelson
>We love gays! >Must spend your money to protect from HIV Take out the London gay demographic and the HIV rate plummets
Leo Sanders
>Decent HIV prevention < HIV infected people shouldn't have to tell sexual encounters that they have HIV to avoid Stigma
David Collins
Who voted today then lads?
Cameron Gutierrez
Blocked because of the "dubs" part, to curb ebin Sup Forums-tier shitposting
Nolan Walker
>The other mayor elections are labour shoe ins Not Cambridgeshire or WoE.
Mason Turner
Reminder that WN touches granny fanny on the bus
Christopher Jackson
I whole heartedly believe that these types of people should be executed for the greater good of the country.
Cooper Taylor
Yeah rally around the Conservatives at this point.
John Kelly
>Do we know if BBC are doing an election night special for todays elections?
They won't be. It's only local elections and they don't even count them immediately.
Hudson Williams
Me
Jonathan Morales
Get you a man who looks at you the way Emmanuel Macron looks at every woman over 55
Bentley Cox
Rightly So, WN, Rimmer, Preusse, Reparations of Bust, Designated Leftist is trying to go, YKTD has hinted he'll turn up, as has the Randposter. Several Anons have confirmed that they're going.
That's the funny bit.
John Martinez
The other cities then
Ryder Gomez
Are frogs so bluepilled that they will vote for a >literal Rothschild banker and EU puppet?
Angel Lewis
Been doing a think and I can definitely understand why a young Arab would turn to ISIS desu. It's undeniable that Blair and Bush and co have completely decimated many countries in the Middle East under a completely false pretence of bringing down violent dictators. Literally millions of people, most of them innocent civilians, have been killed because of this. I genuinely don't think it's much of an overstatement to call it a genocide, but nobody in the west really cares. If that had happened to your people, wouldn't you get a bit bloody radical about the whole thing?
Not saying we should let any of them in (close borders NOW desu), but you can definitely sympathise with ISIS once you look past the media narrative. Sooner we stop interfering in foreign countries, the better.
>inb4 t. rasheed
Angel Myers
>Do we know if BBC are doing an election night special for todays elections? Not really, the special is from 9am tomorrow. A lot of counts aren't overnight for these.
Camden King
Does he really have children?
Poor little fuckers, having a pervert for a Dad.
Liam Wood
Holy shit I almost forgot safe ones anons
Carter Torres
There's a vote today?
Matthew Richardson
1 in 7 in the London gay scene have HIV 1 in 4 of those infected, don't know that they are.
It is just the media shilling for PRIDE that attracts the poor faggots to degeneracy when they are young. Then they make having sex with men their whole identity.
Jordan Richardson
Davis and Nuttall are /ourguys/ right?
Ryder Phillips
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
John Ross
Local elections.
Owen Torres
Damn. Wasn't expecting them to but was hopeful that modern day haste and desire to have something to air might prevail.
Noah Foster
blackadder posting is forbidden delet
Eli Diaz
> Scottish local elections today > Low turnout reported across the board > Haven't really seen any window signs for anyone > SNP sheep will no doubt vote and that will reflect the results > Sturgeon will claim any council seats and control won means she can still demand another referendum Fucking bullshit. Do people not realise this shit needs to stop already? Council elections are just as important as any other election.
Jose Powell
Aye. UKIP.
Henry Powell
I'm not voting, democracy was a mistake.
Camden Mitchell
here
Henry Wood
who /social anxiety/ here?
if I go to my polling station, do I have to interact with people?
Juan Rogers
Just woke up desu. I think I'll head down later, a soft comfy brexit sounds nice.
Jackson Cook
No
Elijah Wilson
I MEME WHAT I SAY AND I SAY WHAT I MEME
Dominic Garcia
You've only got till 10
Grayson Williams
Wrong The conservatives are actually UKIP 2.0 at this point, Theresa has been trying her hardest to sound like are nige
Wyatt Miller
>Croatia thinking he calls the shot in Brit/pol/
You get a willy up the bum if you don't pipe down m8
Brayden Price
key word here is should
Luke Gomez
course they are, this'll be good tonight
Benjamin Evans
No. A guy at a desk will ask for your name and you show him your polling card and then they tell you which booth to go to.
Justin Richardson
Start buying guns.
Jack Lopez
>soft comfy brexit You should head down about 10:30, just before they close. Beat the queues
David Stewart
this
Kayden Flores
plenty of time
Jayden Phillips
>Council elections are just as important as any other election.
possibly more so.
the only real politics are local politics.
Christopher Bennett
Ooof, i'd butter their crumpets, if you know what I mean
Brody Gomez
The GE was the last coffin nail for turnout. No-one's going to give a shit when there's better voting to be done in a month. I can only hone that SNP voters are as likely not to vote as any other.
Eli Williams
it rises
Jason Rodriguez
Not really. I just hand them my polling card and they hand me the ballot paper. Thus ends the social interaction.
Joshua Howard
You just give them your name and address and then they send you into a booth. There won't be small talk unless you initiate it.
Also it's generally lovely, civic minded pensioners with clipboards l. You'll be fine lad
Mason Williams
Just do what Charles Bronson would do in that situation.
Lucas Butler
>no elections in GL feels bad man was looking forward to voting for the end of the khanate or voting some meme candidate in the council
Christian Powell
...
Ryder Scott
You shan't be pulling any funnies on me, I have my card right here it says 7 til 10pm, I'm a very responsible person.
Aiden Lopez
My local councillor was first elected in 1975. I think he's safe this time around.
Jaxson Richardson
Crumpets are fucking horrible.
Ryan Perry
>the utter delusion of Mayflies
"There WON'T be an early election"
The key word is WON'T.
Ryan Lopez
Then vote Labour user
Ian Russell
Butter, everywhere, but not in the arse
Henry Fisher
Anyone vote English Democrats?
Ryder Rivera
Anyone gone on yet?
Hopefully it will increase the political chat in brit/pol/ at least, but I fear the mods might just ban it.
Hudson Hall
>mayfly I want a soft breakfast not a red white blue green yellow one.
Adrian Sullivan
Is May a transgender ?
Wyatt Morris
It got changed last minute.
Oliver Watson
>Crumpets are fucking horrible
Watch your mouth, that kind of talk will get you in all kinds of trouble round here
Luke Ward
Literally who now?
Sebastian Collins
The only problem with the General Election though is that when you're thinking about getting rid of SNP MPs, it's only likely that 10-15 will actually get unseated. The rest will unfortunately stay because either people don't care or the other candidates can't get enough support for various reasons.
