>watching TV with the family >it's a documentary about NEETs and high youth unemployment in our country >"they should just go get jobs, bunch of lazy millennials...", blurts out my boomer dad. >Mum and Sis agree with him >Suddenly my autism gets hold of me >"They should just euthanize all NEETS and unemployed people. They don't contribute to the economy anyway. They are parasites. Plus it would save billions as the government doesn't have to keep these useless eaters alive on welfare anymore." >Mum and sis look at me horrified at what I said >"A-user....!"
Seriously though, why don't we get rid of all the unemployed NEETs? The government is wasting money on them keeping them alive when they will never realistically become productive citizens who can be taxed.
Alternatively, you could get rid of your violent immigrants. Then the labor market would have a shortage. Drastically restrict state benefits and the NEETs would be forced into the labor market. Cut taxes on British companies proportional to the reduced expenditure on benefits, contingent on companies making domestic hires.
Pros: Fewer NEETs Fewer immigrants Reduced government expenditures Lower taxes that incentivize domestic business expansion More young men partaking in the dignity of work No mass murder required
Thomas Rogers
>euthanize all NEETS interesting, just how would you kill them, they never leave home.
Nolan King
Incentivise their parents to drop a cyanide pill in their food in exchange for a cash reward
Joshua Murphy
Just have the TV license inspector kill anyone who answers the door during work hours.
Blake Gonzalez
Being young and unemployed: >Look for Work. >Can't find work. >Go to college. >Finish course hoping qualifications will help you find a job. >Look for work again. >"We are looking for someone with more experience".
Can't get a job without experience, can't get experience without getting a job. What do you expect people to do?
Liam Cooper
Wouldn't work dude. Most NEETs don't have jobs because they can't find a job, they just can't find a job they think isn't beneath them.
NEETs are literally just SJWs who think the world owes them something. Think they are too good to be a fucking janitor or a spinach picker for minimum wage. Fuck off someone has to do it - usually reserved for the bottom of society - in this case your NEET ass.
Xavier Butler
>government assisted suicide Yes please
Eli Sanchez
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Carter Murphy
Euthanize all Brits. Literally the NEET-nationalists of the world.
Jaxon Diaz
Fuck off.
The only people who can't find work after college are the bottom of the barrel dregs. Trust me, the dude who got top marks, that fucker is working.
Gabriel Gomez
This is the horrendous loophole thhat can drain young, unexperienced kids. Someone you know should be able to give you a helping hand, such as your parents giving you work experience. Connections are very important when getting a new job.
Grayson Miller
Stop making shitty excuses like you're doing right now
Hudson Hernandez
>a persons worth is determined by the amount of money you can leech from him
Are you Jewish, user?
Luke Morales
What did your dad have to say about that?
Robert Green
Sounds pretty jewish to me.
Robert Sanders
Two words. Work camps.
Anybody that isn't contributing to society should be sent to one for 5 years to teach them a lesson.
Jack Edwards
Stop acting like a whiney milliennial. Find any job you can and be thankful that somebody is employing you.
David Ortiz
NEETS are better than people who work for the council, fucking clipboards, the only cunts worse are the arseholes who set the endless regulations. At least NEETS don't impeach entrepreneurs and the actually productive. If you're paying tax in any real way you're doing it wrong anyway, loser.
Adrian Ward
if i can't find a job,
then that means the labor market doesn't need me.
ergo, I should be a NEET out of proper social order.
do you want me to protest demanding a make-work job?
Wyatt Bell
why are you watching TV? are you a faggot?
Camden Anderson
>kill off all the unemployed >economy shrinks because there are less consumers >less demand for products >companies have to lay off workers >newly unemployed people get killed >less consumers >more layoffs >kill >less consumers >more layoffs >kill
And so on until all people are dead.
Well done, OP.
Hunter Parker
>if i can't find a job, There are lots of jobs out there. Stop acting like a little bitch and find one. Who cares if it's not ideal for you? Working is better than not working.
Julian Evans
NEET here. Can't drive cause narcolepsy. Live in small farm town. Will turn 21 this year. I did work for a little while at a Grocery store in town right after I graduated, was pretty comfy. But the manager (weeb) left and the store was fine with just me and other other guy stocking the freezer section and wouldn't hire more people. So my first day we have 4 people less than a month alter its down to 2. Also they know I couldn't drive and I could only come in at certain times (it was Winter and parents drove me) but they still put me 5 days a week. I had to leave. Since then I swear there is a new frozen stocker every few months at that place.
But yeah. I just sit around all day tired. Been having tiny bit of stomach pain last week or two and it's bloody when I wipe occasionally. Don't really feel like going to doctor. I'll probably be fine.
Henry Brown
>Seriously though, why don't we get rid of all the unemployed NEETs?
1. Sup Forums would die
2. Trump would lose
Lincoln Roberts
lol maybe in "riot if you dont like it" france, but in america most jobs are soul sucking walmart/mcdonalds "jobs". only the stupidest goyim here are willing to work those "jobs" and they suffer for it every day.
Ethan Cox
It's the Baby Boomers we need to euthanize, then there'd be jobs available for Millenials, it would lower housing prices, it would lower healthcare costs, it would improve our society in so many ways.
Brody Collins
Employment is like a game of musical chairs, user. There are less jobs than people.
Facts are facts.
Luke Hill
this
Dominic Gomez
The people in those deadbeat Deep South states who suck off the welfare teat are the large populations of niggers not the people voting for Republicans. But hey, let's ignore the fact that the largest populations of niggers in the US are in solid red Deep South states.
Ryder King
>getting parents to kill their kids
What a wonderful society you have thought up there, Nigel.
Ayden Richardson
You're a cuck OP. What that would do is basically give employers absolute power over their employees. Anyone who decided to quit or speak out against their bosses would risk getting themselves killed.
Jackson Morris
Maybe if these same boomers & their parents didn't dismantle all the fucking historical norms for how young people find work, things wouldn't be this way
How many parents today have helped their kids get a decent job? How many have actually given good advice beyond "hurr get an education"?
Noah Martin
This will be a good idea until automation makes it cheaper to use robots for menial labor instead of humans.
Asher Torres
Lukashenko, is it you?
Blake Peterson
Economic shrinkage isn't necessarily bad. It means the average person has to do less work to support people who don't contribute anything.
Mason Howard
If we got rid of NEETs who would post on Sup Forums??
Asher Clark
Economic shrinkage isn't necessarily bad, killing the unemployed is.
Besides, given what automation will do the vast majority of the population will soon be unemployed.
Nathaniel Roberts
>Euthanize those who do not want to be goldbergs slaves You are one good goy
Tyler Wood
yes a very good goy
Jayden Walker
There are far fewer jobs than there are people. It gets worse every year thanks to immigration and feminism. For every job opening there are thousands upon thousands of applications for it. Not even mcjobs are readily available anymore.
"We need more experience" is just a cover up for the fact you weren't outstanding among the tens of thousands of people applying to the position. Most people that apply for jobs tend to be qualified for them, so the only way to filter all those resumes is to use arbitrary criteria. When you don't stand out among 70,000 other fucking applicants because college degrees are toilet paper, eventually you just give up. After that it's just a downward spiral.
Every year the bare minimum just to be considered rockets ever higher. Used to be you could succeed anywhere with just a bachelor's degree, even in the humanities because general education gave you a wide basis of knowledge. Now you need a master's, 1,000 hours of community service, 5 years experience, 10 recommendations and a succulent pair of dick sucking lips just to get your application not thrown into the garbage.
Then some retard that invariably works retail only because Uncle Hasheesh got him hired tells you to get a job.
>immigrants are taking all the jobs! >there are plenty of jobs out there you lazy fuck, show up with a strong handshake!
Doesn't add up, faggots.
Jason Taylor
its shit and getting worse
Nathaniel Wood
Autism is a hell of a drug. Just today. I ran a flying cut off cut to length shear on a .23 edge trim. 23/100th of an inch on a 1983 machine
Nobody else can do it. $23/hr union job. They don't pay me for what I do,they pay me for what I know.