Brit/pol/ - Loony edition

>Local election polls closed, labour already in trouble
twitter.com/stephenkb/status/860240177222090752

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636

>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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I want to crummy in mummy mays bummy

Come back YKTD

>No BBC coverage of the local elections

Wot da zog

MAIRPOSTER GETTING BTFO

www.justiceforchelsey.com

Sign the petition.

Were the monster raving loony party the original ironic shitposters?

heres still here obviously.

Kaya

Yes.

If I'm on TV, I'll wave.

I'm the long, curly haired lad in North Wales. Take screenies if you see me, lad.

There are a few based QTs, one cute Kiwi girl that I might try and flirt with.

If doubles Aberdeenshire goes blue.

Our Nige is on LBC lads. Bathe in his rich brown voice.

>t. YKTD

Because it's fucking council elections. No one cares. Plus most of them don't count overnight.

Who wants some bittersweet, embarrassing NEET-tier feels?

youtube.com/watch?v=sQn3eOu8DF8

FIRST FOR A UNITED IRELAND

Channel 4 pre QT, scrubs trying to blag a council house.

Opposition parties should ALWAYS make gains in council elections, not losses, if they stand any hope of winning a GE

Good luck lad. And well done on doing your duty for the country. I counted for the last GE; was pretty good fun.

Who here /drworm/?

youtube.com/watch?v=bTxXVhdmdZc

Right lads, I'm off to vote.

It's my first time voting as well. It was a tough decision but I've decided to vote for the Labour candidate.

maybe next time lad

Communists: Your days are numbered.

Corbyn haters btfo....

Requesting the video edit of Theresa saying "Strong and stable leadership" to every question on some BBC show.

P-pls respond.

GOVE
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Okay I see what you're saying. In that case, yes, they've done badly.

Nottinghamshire isn't as Labour as a lot of other Midlands/North counties though. Lots of rich areas and the city centre is small.

Thanks, lad.

It's pretty safe Labour up here, but if the Tories make some gains I'll be grinning.

If you're quick they might still have pork pies.

Did someone say Doctor Who?

Not gonna lie, former Tory voter here. Its funny seeing may crash and burn but WE CANNOT LET HER HAVE THE EU CODES

GET COMFY FOR QT

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Why isn't there a larger homesteading/smallholding environment in the UK?

>ywn go off inna woods to build a hobbit hole and live off the land

Just want to let you know that I open the Kaya post every time I see it.

>It's an idiot who can't understand simple things call

I JUST CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND IT

Panzer Commander user come back :(

Anyone else enjoying a nice fortifying alcoholic drink ?

Oh yeah, it's not landslide stuff yet, but it is a bad showing for labour if they go backwards at all really.

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=2rgRg6j8mQo

youtube.com/watch?v=2rgRg6j8mQo

This takes me back to when I was a young boy, listening to this at Granddad's

>Why isn't there a larger homesteading/smallholding environment in the UK?

No room.

Anywhere you can watch QT live online?

My cunting dog ate my cake.

Not sure but it makes me fucking sick. I just want some fucking land and some fucking space.

>Only 27 districts
>Nobody cares about the metropolitan mayoral elections, they're a waste of time
>Half the council seats are foregone conclusions anyway

How much do you think Nuttall and Leanne are going to clash?

>Didn't get poll card

Someone check if (((Southend))) east had a council election please

because of the land registry.

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone

iPlayer's been around for about a decade now dude

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
tvguide.co.uk/tv-stream/?ch=bbc one
filmon.com/tv/bbc-one
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone

>United Ireland
ok :^)

I don't give a FUCK, I want my fucking Vine graphs.

No sorry mate. We don't have any live services online; especially not for the BBC.

brings me back to the ardoyne fleadh desu

To be fair, not voting for a party purely because of its leader is pretty stupid, given that you aren't voting for him, you're voting for your local representative.

Did it have chocolate in it?

>Only 27 districts
Big county councils though

They're covering from 9am tomorrow as most counts are tomorrow.

Banterous levels

Buzzfeed UK politics on FB, posted 2nd May.

Cheers lads

Flintshire is about 3AM.

When was the turning point lads? I think it was this:

youtube.com/watch?v=4l4lc_kpO0A

Can't get my head around this

Thornberry on expectation management already

No, it was a madeira sponge.

I might move to France, 200k gets you around 10 acres in the rural south. Varg lives in a cheap area

>Won't be learning french though

O fugg, I didn't realise they were so large.

Yeah wales and a few english councils are overnight
Scotland and the rest of England is tomorrow.

Farage LIVE on LBC with chat box

youtube.com/watch?v=uj8Mc6hLVrg

Around what? The picture, my post, or people that do/don't vote for a party purely because of the leader?

Anyone else vote in the Manchester Mayoral election? Fuck tribal voting desu

He went to my school.... obviously a long time before me, but still.

>100 billion pound deficit
>tanked currency
>pig fuckery
>EU pensioner and absconder in chief
>woman
>India surpasses your "economy"
>hallway medicine
>shitty trains
>zero hour contracts nobody pays any taxes
>anti Shemitism bill to the extreme
>labour is in trouble
Labour's the one in fucken trouble? Corbyn doesn't even like the EU. Macron is a cool guy but Le Pen wants no gay marriages; is an economic communist; and hates on EU and black people while she dates them; Macron is pretty much a banker neoliberal
You couldn't have crafted a better Labour leader. He lay on a bus floor for you people. But because he didn't kneel at a privy meeting or something something he is devil incarnate

Good, fucking cunt.

Yeah, she is. People should be listening to LBC before QT starts because it's really good right now. Thornberry, Gove, Nige.

Yeah it's the rural counties rather than the metropolitan districts this time.

>Michael being cheeky with the Tory talking points

Kek

Are we talking rinne tensei madeira?

>The muppets that keep posting corbyn shit all over facebook turned up to vote today (without a polling card as they never got sent one) and complained that there was no polling station.

kek. commies don't even know how our democratic system works.

I'll be on night brit/pol shitposting so will look out for you lad.

Get the QTs numbers. That is your aim. Aim high or work with what you have BASED user.

I'm going to Poland, you can buy a forest for a UK passport there

YOU TORY TIMMYS ARE DEAD OK

LOL
Go to Bants board as this is the BRIT QT SJW BOARD NOW !
Gooky Mook informed by mail
Nazis Tories are Dead Now !
Mods /Jans have been informed in 24 hours
We will get sex on tap soon from QT ladies .
The tory homo virgins had no chance here !

Hnhggg. Forgot about this. Based fat bald british chap

Why weren't they sent cards, jackass?

Damage control already

Nth for train drinking.

She's just such perfect wife material.
Terrine actress though.

See user. I'm a but worried m8. Nothing concrete
>but I heard it through the grapevine

qt thread if ya wanna join

Be here tomorrow. I will use the trip above. You will have an update.

>I'm the long, curly haired lad in North Wales.
Better than friedns this was.

Tell me why I should vote Labour. I am not voting Conservative, by the way.

So true. The average British person is stupid as fuck and shouldn't be allowed to vote without passing a current affairs test. A very simple test but watch the vast majority fail it.

Bet they thought they could vote online the numptys

why no video feed?

>I sold it off.

That was one of my favourite 2016 moments. The next morning I stuck a grand on brexit.

Ruh-roh

>BASED Malcolm in The Middle tune makers.

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