Has there even been a royal more based than big Phil?
>To a British student in China, in 1986: “If you stay here much longer, you’ll go home with slitty eyes.” >To the President of Nigeria, who was in national dress, in 2003: “You look like you’re ready for bed!” >Prince Philip referred to German chancellor Helmut Kohl as “Reichskanzler” in 1997. Adolf Hitler was the last man to hold that title, in 1945. To a Scottish driving instructor in 1995: “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?” >On finances, in 1969: The Jews control the world. Hitler had the right idea
Half is family were killed by the Russians for being Nazis. He escaped somehow.
Aaron Gutierrez
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Josiah Mitchell
I'll miss him
Joseph Smith
It looks as if it was put in by an Indian.
Of a fuse box, whilst on a tour of a factory in Edinburgh, Scotland, in 1999, as quoted in "Long line of princely gaffes" BBC News (1 March 2002)
Luis Foster
i fucking love him
Colton Gonzalez
My personal favourite >To Simon Kelner, republican editor of The Independent, at Windsor Castle reception: "What are you doing here?" "I was invited, sir. " Philip: "Well, you didn't have to come."
Kevin Miller
Sauce on that last one
Landon Fisher
The royal family are the biggest benefits scroungers in the country.
Chase Evans
Despite being Irish & hating the royal family I've always had a soft spot for Phil. I hope he's alright.
Connor Myers
You're American lad
Jeremiah Nelson
it must be disappointing to him that the royal muslim family will soon be moving into buckingham mosque
Joseph Cruz
How the guy on the right can be a father of the guy on the left, ffs!?
Jaxson Nguyen
“If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.” (to British students in China, during the 1986 state visit) “You can’t have been here that long – you haven’t got a pot belly.” (to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary, in 1993) “I wish he’d turn the microphone off.” (muttered at the Royal Variety Performance as he watched Sir Elton John perform in 2001) “Do you still throw spears at each other?” (in Australia in 2002, talking to a successful Indigenous Australian entrepreneur) “You look like a suicide bomber.” (to a young female officer wearing a bullet-proof vest on Stornoway, Isle of Lewis, in 2002) “There’s a lot of your family in tonight.” (after looking at the name badge of the businessman Atul Patel at a palace reception for British Indians in 2009) “Do you have a pair of knickers made out of this?” (pointing to some tartan, to the Scottish Conservative leader Annabel Goldie at a papal reception in Edinburgh in 2010) “I hope he breaks his bloody neck.” (when a photographer covering a royal visit to India fell out of a tree) “If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she’s not interested.” (on the Princess Royal) “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” (on marriage) “Where did you get that hat?” (supposedly to the Queen at her coronation)
Isaac Gomez
>We are firmly convinced that the most imperfect republic is a thousand times better than the most enlightened monarchy. In a republic, there are at least brief periods when the people, while continually exploited, is not oppressed; in the monarchies, oppression is constant. The democratic regime also lifts the masses up gradually to participation in public life--something the monarchy never does. Nevertheless, while we prefer the republic, we must recognise and proclaim that whatever the form of government may be, so long as human society continues to be divided into different classes as a result of the hereditary inequality of occupations, of wealth, of education, and of rights, there will always be a class-restricted government and the inevitable exploitation of the majorities by the minorities. >The State is nothing but this domination and this exploitation, well regulated and systematised.
(Mikhail Bakunin)
Robert Allen
Anyone who has meet any of the Royals always say that Philip is their favourite
Adrian Cook
>On finances, in 1969: The Jews control the world. Hitler had the right idea kek, really?
I so hope that one is true
Levi Baker
>Prince Philip referred to German chancellor Helmut Kohl as “Reichskanzler” in 1997 Fitting desu. Kohl was very much as ironfisted as previous holders of the title. Merkel fits too.
Jace Walker
White Pride Worldwide
Gavin Mitchell
and what did he do to save the world? oh yah nothing
Luis Baker
He was British, that's what.
Hudson Watson
>He was British Philip is Greek.
Brandon Robinson
and more British than any of us
suppose that special something comes from way back when the upper classes actually stood for something other than globalism :'(
Ryder Martinez
>and more British than any of us His family originates from Denmark. He's even less British than the Queen.
Luke Jenkins
Dude was a global force for busting balls.
Jason Foster
>being Irish right right
Easton Jones
Funfact: Prince Phillip is a Republican "It is a complete misconception to imagine that the monarchy exists in the interests of the monarch. It doesn't. It exists in the interests of the people. If at any time any nation decides that the system is unacceptable, then it is up to them to change it."
Jace Martin
"Anime is integral to the german workers state" - Goebbels I can make up quotes too
Christopher Sanchez
*Danish
John Wood
Literally am tho Just working here for a few months I don't get the despisal of Irish Americans being Proud of their Heritage at the same time.
Jackson Lewis
>Panama
I'm sorry Enrique. You have to go back.
Brayden Gomez
this cunt's next
Jace Gonzalez
Philip is closer to the Greek line than the Danish one, but yes, the family does originate from Denmark.
Bentley Myers
On Brazil's problems >Brazilians live there
Juan Taylor
Aren't your royals by far a net asset for the British economy from tourism alone?
Aiden Parker
guy on right looks so british lol
Lucas Thompson
Fuck off, Republican faggot. Literally kill yourself, you traitor.
Jaxson Russell
this
Levi Brown
"If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?" (in 1996, amid calls to ban firearms after the Dunblane shooting)
Lucas Moore
Pranked
Jordan Wright
"You managed not to get eaten, then?" (in 1998, to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea)
Bentley Davis
get stabbed traitor
Evan Harris
"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?" (in 1994, to an islander in the Cayman Islands)
Hudson Gomez
He doesn't have a drop of Greek blood.
So by your logic, if an Ethiopian man lives in France he is 100% French blood. See how ridiculous that claim is.
Kevin Lopez
Kek has spoketh the truth. They really are
Lucas Reyes
There's still no death announcement. Until there's a death announcement the burger who is asserting a claim to the royal throne is likely "the real story."
Isaiah Miller
Yeah, but they also bring in fucking millions, so you can go fuck yourself, you little faggot
Jeremiah Parker
I'd like to imagine Nazi German emmisaries to the Japanese Empire at some point saw early jap animations
Liam Kelly
Goodnight, sweet prince.
Papa Phil is a GOD among men
James Torres
what? the announcement was him stepping down for health reasons mate
Parker Perez
GODDAMN FUCKING U.S. NEWS SERVICES!!!! THEY HAVE LET ME DOWN FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME!!!
My most humble and sincere apologies. I wish The Prince many years of continued health and happiness.
Jackson Foster
It's cringy
Gavin Howard
Here you are, posted it earlier today.
Carson Gomez
During a visit to some industrial complex whilst pointing out a fuse box in need of repair
>>Whats wrong with that box, It looks like a paki did it.
Lincoln Rogers
Is that last one true?
Alexander White
Is it really that bad though? My parents are from Poland, I speak Polish, I consider myself American but also Polish
Gabriel Kelly
After the Greeks liberated themselves from the Turks, they asked for a European King to donate a son to be their king.
The Danish King donated his son.
Then they Greeks killed his son or grandson.
They wanted to feel European but sucked at beign European... then killed their king.
Don't accept an invitation from Greeks...
Kevin Perez
>they have eating dogs for the anorexic now What a bantz master Maybe when he goes the release of pure bantering power will improve collective Canadian and Australian shitposting like highlander or something
Leo Hill
Marching with his relatives for his funeral. Those are some nice Hugo Boss uniforms.
Levi Roberts
But why though? As long as they don't act like they're born and raised on the island then I see no problem with it, nothing wrong with respecting your Ancestory
Nathaniel Campbell
Is that really him? That is pretty cool if it is
Joseph Powell
Yes it was at his sister Princess Cecilie's funeral in Darmstadt Germany 1937.
Even Sup Forums itself is trying to tell you you're not Irish.
Cameron Evans
>I don't get the despisal of Irish Americans being Proud of their Heritage at the same time. heh, wanna know how i know you're a yank?
Jaxon Murphy
Another latino who thinks he's white
Austin Garcia
was he, dare i say... /ourguy/ ?
Connor Foster
An bhfuil cad agam dul go dti an leathreas? I am literally born & raised Irish, I'm just working here for a bit, just don't get why Irish Americans get so much more abuse than say Italian-Americans
Dominic Nguyen
>On finances, in 1969: The Jews control the world. Hitler had the right idea source: my ass
Aaron Hughes
>How the guy on the right can be a father of the guy on the left, ffs!? It is absolutely impossible for a man to sire his own father.
Jason Ortiz
>Burn coal >Get binned
Connor Ross
Fuck off, Antifa queer.
Isaiah Thomas
>NEWS SERVICES The Prince has complete contempt for the media, and does not hide it when interviewed.