What do I do?

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Fuckin open it dog, give the deets

Use it for private use, faggot!

Call Sessions a manlet and Comey a lanklet and send this photo in the private use envelope back to them

what did you do?

Don't do it

WHAT IS IT?

Open it. What's the worst that can happen?

>opens it
>"happy birthday haha"

UPDATE US

>when the March 15th warning is real

Come on man...We need something interesting here today. Everything is healthcare and faggots.

if I don't open it, I don't have any consequences, right?

yeah Sup Forums has been really boring last couple of weeks

No, that's literally not how that works at all.

Are you retarded?
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If it was something bad they would just come arrest you

Depends on what it is

BUMP. open it, you have a message from the lizard man

OP I'm giving you 5 minute to open it before you're a faggot for eternity

>if I don't open it, I don't have any consequences, right?

Yup, just like my animu

Before you open it, what do you think you did? This might just be for a background check or something for a friend.

ANTHRAX
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We won't know until you open it!
Everything will be ok. You got it for a reason. Let's find out what that reason is!

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open it user, whats the worst that can happen?

They can't arrest you without a warrant, you mental midget.

open it faggot

No. If it's a court summons or something, having had it delivered to you is enough for it to have legal effect.

But it's probably not too bad. If you were being charged with a crime, they'd have arrested you.

THIS

OP is fucked.

Open it

What harm could it do......

>They can't arrest you without a warrant, you mental midget.
lol they don't need a warrant to bust into your house, tear up your anime walll scrolls, drag you away and tear your boipucci apart in a van parked a block away

1 How the fuck did you get that

2 open it you faggot

Listening to Russians is what got him into this mess.

OPEN
THE FUCKING MAILLLLL

they're already watching you
open it

wow, I just opened it

This, don't be a pussy. Smash some spiders with that bitch!

And

about fucking time nigger

show us the contents

OP must be in deep shit if he's abandoned thread

photos you faggot

if they were trying to get a warrant they wouldn't mail you a fucking letter

deliver pl0z

OP has fucking Facebook filename. How gullible are you fucking edditor s


hope you fucking gas

Open It user, how else can we tell you how fucked you are

You are protected

you're a pussy

Fuck me you're the kid that would just close his eyes during hide and go seek and think he is hidden.

Is there a pepe inside ?

No timestamp, shady filename, I'm thinking troll.

they don't send you a letter if they're trying to get a warrant, you fucking retard

OP is a glorious winged faggot extraordinaire

OP is a faggot who never delivers.

was it full of a mysterious powder?

DAILY REMINDER

OP IS A FAGGOT

DENY EVERYTHING!

What?
I hate OP now

SPAM

they can neither confirm or deny an investigation is occurring

Hey FBI, can I FOIA expired FISA warrants on myself?

Sup Forums party van

Meaning ?

wat.
It has to be more than that. Take a picture fucker!!!!

run to a nearest russian embasy, tell them Vasily sent you

Did you sing kikenwald an assault gif?

pics or it didnt happen

Fuck off

another failed LARP

well if you dont poast moar i can confirm you are a faggot

You just made a little blonde girl cry

Send*
FUCK

did you do a FOIA request or something, user?

i don't believe you. post proof.

youtube.com/watch?v=H-gtL9iX8mU

Thread theme

P I C T U R E S
You dumb faggot

GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER

write time stamp on envelope

Op is paedophil

Sounds like an FBI related joke.

weird vibes from that movie

Seriously OP, fucking deliver. We want to know what you did so you can be praised eternally as a hero here if you did something cool.

Besides, it only makes sense to open the mail someone sends you unless it's really heavy and you have your suspicions.

Confirmed. It's a FOIA request. Jesus christ

Leave it sealed, put "DECEASED" on it and put back in mailbox

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Oh. Thats probably what it is. Damn it

OP IS a faggot

I wanted the same thing that happened to Oh Dae-Su to happen to me.

OP IS A FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!!!

>OP works for the FBI and this is his lame ass benefits statement or some gay shit

You're a faggot
Kys

Ok, What was it for? anything good?

What was it for you faggot

Can you speak English and not the "can i get buttered toast, hold the toast" language?

Wtf is a foia request

As usual.....

just did one on myself. What's the point if they can neither can confirm or deny if they have info?

what did you request?

are you retarded?

nevermind, and you're going to pound town boy