Brit/pol/ Labour collapse edition

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636

>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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knowyourmeme.com/memes/white-people-have-no-culture
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first for blair

Where to watch the election outcome right now?

Also kill yourself if you didn't vote

CORBYN

SURGE

SOON

Why is everyone so hateful to Based Corbyn? This is just like Bernie's primary...

umm, NO, sweetie
Jeremy is an honest principled man
x

>reduced to having to read the guardian and new statesman blogs

Why can't right-wing papers into live blogging?

nth for sweetie posters OUT
x

One of the greatest speeches to match this wonderful night.

youtube.com/watch?v=OHmGliVqxXg

>Labour may go from a supermajority on Merthyr council to losing overall control
HAPPENING

bernie is a commie kike senile cunt that sold out for 4 houses

>Link to Sky News Youtube Live Reporting of Council Elections!
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

>Link to Sky News Youtube Live Reporting of Council Elections!
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

>Link to Sky News Youtube Live Reporting of Council Elections!
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

Didn't vote.

Lick my brown ass.

I've been swallowing some serious blackpills recently. I cannot fathom how people go about their lives with aspiration.

How do you deal with it. What are your driving motivations? Are you all just waiting for the cataclysm?

Imagine being a Remain + Labour voter who was also backing Hillary.

My council wasn't up for election.

newstatesman.com/politics/elections/2017/05/new-statesman-2017-local-elections-liveblog

>00:55: Another cheerful fact for you all. All the historical trends suggest that the opposition parties will do worse on 8 June than they are doing tonight. This is their ceiling. The governing party however ought - if the usual trends apply - to do better. So we really are looking at a catastrophic result on 8 June at the moment.

MADAME

>NIGHT OF THE LONG KNIVES
Its over, there is no opposition in this country

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Because he's a meanie.

Pic related.

>don't marry women or women win

>don't no marry women or jews win

Someone give me the asnwer or maybe I will just stay in bed forever I dunno

Now what?

The misery of others sustains me.

Zozzled

...

Literally all she has to do is step back and let Corbyn continue to shoot himself in the foot.

Erm no sweetiekins xox

umm, no, sweetie, my mother is safe and sound all tucked up in bed
x

marry a woman

I would've killed myself

Sky News Live on youtube.

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Tory Reich for at least two cycles I'd bet
Tories will do even better at GE if historical trends are anything to go by, this is Labour's ceiling

> conservatives will win


ummmmmmmmmmm... no sweetie

hun, it isn't hard. Corbyn will drop out tomorrow, David Milliband will step in as Leader and win GE.

get on betfair Labour 20/1

was that easy enough for you sweetie?

youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

UNLIMITED POWER

>Some talk of Labour losing control in Merthyr - where they won 23 or 33 seats in 2012.

twitter.com/roger_scully/status/860284014082523136

GUYS!

you were all just looking at the england table

see the welsh one

It's actually a genuine worry to be honest. I take glee in Labours demolish but to have weak opposition is a terrible position to be in in regards to politics.

It's also going to divide Scotland and the rest of the UK far more because Scotland still can't get over Maggie

Who is this fucking melt? He's a joke to watch talk.

Because Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

I wouldn't normally but she's in France so she could actually die.

Why is it legal for our leaders to refuse a tv debate?
Imagine Hillary refusing to debate Trump last year.
All modern politics involve the two potential parties having a debate on tv.
We deserve to see it.

ummm, no, sweetiebubs, it's blairite lies
Jeremy is an honest politician
xxx

Convince them to get a prenup is the correct answer.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS
H
I
S

Become a woman, you win

London wouldn't be a shithole if they did.

Yeah not really spoiled for choice tonight but glad we have something to watch at least.

LOLOLOLOL

Why is Wales so based yet refuses to stop voting Labour

Going to watch it without a TV licence, you guys won't report me, will you?

...r-right?

Don't marry women. The jews win thing is a Shlomo falseflag because they know that if you disregard women, you acquire capital and improve yourself to the point where they can no longer exert influence over you.

Who cares about sheepfuckers.

BTFO
T
F
O

THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER LADS

HAHAHAHAHAHA
PLEASE BE TRUE
PLEASE DEAR GOD BE FUCKING TRUE

Do whichever makes you happiest for that is more important than either.

youtube.com/watch?v=z-QwY0mZzuA

>tfw it was supposed to be UKIP's election

>Quick we need someone even more unelectable

L A B O U R G O I N D O W N T H E S H I T T E R

It's past moop's bedtime but git tae fuck ya cunt. Corbyn is unelectable.

>independents

Nice

Diane Abbott as leader, well that's the North gone as well then.

NO DIANE NOOOOOOOOOOO

YOU FUCKING MONG YOU RETARD DIANE NOOOOOOOO

The Sky presenter is a cutie.

Wait, Blenau Gwent?
That westminster seat is the safest outside liverpool basically.

calling the coppers already

PLEASE

not technically a reply

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PLEASE

Northern Ireland is already at the point of utter retardation, Scotland is becoming increasingly polarized

I'm genuinely worried that there's going to be violence here if the country reverts to direct rule and the Tories rape it with no opposition

It's a snap election and there's no time for that shit.

Whats the origin of this "Um no sweetie" meme?

I know a few ladies who speak like this but was it referring to desu

Because we're really poor
Most people here are like
>yeah I'm a socialist
>also shoot refugees at the border

Yes, please.

okay great i want to live alone tb2h

Absolutely no fucking way, I would cry myself to sleep with tears of happiness.

Despairing for the country doesn't have to mean despairing for yourself If you can find a way to move into nowhere and grow your own vegetables. or something.

Wont happen. Nothing this funny has ever happened, and likely ever will.

she's committing sepaku to allow corbyn to have her scalp as he charges into battle
mark my words
this is a labour plan to boost corbyn

Probably passive-aggressive lefties on twitter

Pls no sven.

Who else is getting comfy tonight?

youtu.be/DUGsQqM2wZM

So are they finished yet?

knowyourmeme.com/memes/white-people-have-no-culture

Presidential Election

Oi! ya cheeky git. someone get that rapscallion

WTF I love Dianne Abbot now

Won't happen but my God that would be the funniest thing to happen all year if it did

Loads of lefties used to say it, probably still do. When they can't win an argument they devolve in to condescension.

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Mean
I only fuck sheep sometimes

Just when you thought Labour couldn't decline anymore than they already have

The live debate thing only started in 2010 and the past two elections they've proven to be absolutely worthless. What is the point in them other than to stir shit up in the news cycle for a day or two?

I wish, it would be extra funny because they banged.

meant for

Labour? Yes.

dont worry my family hasnt payed tv-licens for years

I'll die of laughter if this happens

>Implying people will think he's strong for beating a low IQ abbo