Redpill me on the aneros

Is it gay or actually redpilled? It feels 50x better than just jacking off and you can have like 30 orgasms in one session

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The fuck is this gay shit

Is that the new number 1 walleye bait? I've been using paddle tails lately with a 1/8th ounce jig, but I'm willing to try something else.

>be penetrated in anus
>pleasure

well, guess what?

Sticking a dildo up your ass isn't red pilled. It's gay.

Go to church.

Stop making threads Milo

I don't know what you'd catch with that. Probably AIDS.

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Going to church cannot make you red pilled, my jewish icon worshiper

Lately I've been offshore trolling for walleye using a medium renowski or Rapala, or a willow harnesses and downrigging or running about 5 colors of lead out the back

Ah but you forget the super trad TRIDENTINE MASS

> being insecure about touching a gland God built into your body

You guys are such omegas, it's incredible

or you could just have sex with your gf 3 times a day.

>It feels 50x better than just jacking off

But now you have a poopy piece of plastic that you have to clean and store somewhere. Imagine the look on your family's faces when you die in a car accident tomorrow and they discover this dildo amongst your belongings.

Redpilled as hell. Definitely MGTOW.

How do you use this thing? Could I sit on it while playing skyrim?

>Sticking vibrators up your ass
>red pilled

Not crank season for us yet. Water is still pretty cold, and they're spawning up in the shallow rocks, so it's mostly pitching from shore. Soon though.

It wouldn't matter. I'd be dead. I think they'd be more worried when they saw my gore folder.

I'm trying to get more into fishing this summer, do you have a rig or two to recommend? Freshwater fishing in PA for panfish, first in lakes then in rivers. I think the drop shot rig looks like a good pick but I don't know much about fishing.

Am I supposed to stick that fucking thing up my ass??

Stop fucking masterbating

I have a black one that vibrates, whenever I shove it into my sissy hole, after about 5 minutes I have full body orgasms and shoot cum out of my sissy clit without even touching it. Would recommend.

LMAO nice Turd Flinging Monkey reference.

I am ashamed that I took this bait. *seppuku*

Yes. It is a prostate stimulator. You shove it up your ass and clench and unclench your ass to put pressure on your prostate.

I find that an offset sidelong rig with a ten millimeter clearance of the j bar works really well

Depends on the panfish you're going for. Perch? Sure dropshot or a lindy rig would work well. Gills are mostly going to be under docks, or in the shallows. Or possibly down in some structure or weeds. If that's the case, just try vertical jigging. The best thing you could do is go to your local bait store and ask some questions. Most of the time they know whats biting, and where.

when you're redpilled you outjew the church

>$70 for a 4" piece of silicon to shove up your ass

Sticking things up your ass will be pleasurably (all men have nerve endings there)
However, most pleasurable things aren't "redpilled." More commonly (and in this case) it's degeneracy and faggotry

You become Atheist realizing that is all jewish made lies

Turn on the screen to stop the reflection.

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Cool, I'll do that. I'm just kind of fishing for whatever, but I'd say Crappies and maybe Bluegills are my goal at first.

LOL

Leaf

>Most pleasurable things in life are degeneracy!

Says the miserable faggot, you sound no better than any sjw.

Kek :'^D

Leaf

Really huh

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Can't go wrong with using something like a northland bait hexifly tipped with a wiggler or 2 on a bobber, or vertical jigging a pilky. Maybe a Ratso tipped with wigglers or a small minnow. Crappie love minnows, especially in early spring.

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being atheist and attending church aren't mutually exclusive

Even better than jacking off, and makes white babies, too

Fuck for a second I thought you were saying you stick that up your ass.

Why would I need a weird plastic thing when I can force a bitch to lick my ass ?

You do force your girl to lick your ass right ? If you are shaven she will do it on her own.

((( Sam Harris )))
((( Christopher Hitchens )))
((( Atheism )))

Jesus died for criticising the Jews and he said they were of their father the devil (John 8:44). Fuck off, retard.

Nice, I appreciate the help! I'm excited to try out different styles and gear, it's nice to have some direction.

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Can't go wrong with a panther martin

Glad to be of help user. Best of luck to you.

Redpills aren't suppositories

Prostate stimulation is a myth made by liberal to encourage men to let their assholes get fucked.

It doesn't feel good, there is no "male g-spot".

What if a girl inserts her finger up your ass? Surely by definition that would be a purely heterosexual act?

>all these men pretending they don't have prostates
Sexuality is a social construct and a messy spectrum, not an easy dichotomy. Objectively speaking, ALL males, including Arnold Schwarzenegger whatever macho guy you live vicariously through, derive pleasure from prostate stimulation. If you say you don't like sticking things up your ass, you're lying. It is biologically impossible for you to not enjoy prostate stimulation

>It doesn't feel good, there is no "male g-spot".

I used to think the same way, it took me a few times to figure out the right position to get in so it could stimulate my prostate. I swear prostate orgasms are even better than cumming in a pussy.

How do you know?

>has a sissy clit
>cums in pussy

Oxymoron

He sounds very descriptive

I've tried it. it just feels like im shitty. its not that enjoyable. stop projecting. maybe open the window and stop smelling your own bullshit

Enjoy your AIDS, lung cancer, failed liver, heart disease, and whatever other negative heath problems you'll have from giving into your carnal nature. Hedonistic are retards.

>It doesn't feel good

Spoken like someone who's never had a prostate orgasm

fishing/pol/

this is a lie desu, I've fingered my ass for a laugh before and it definitely makes you cum hard, but it's faggotry and degeneracy so don't do it regularly.

Fishing is redpilled

I've tried very methods in my degenerate days, even let a tranny fuck me in the ass. I got the toy in OP's pic too.

It doesn't always feel bad, just not...good, it feels strange.

>Lung cancer

don't smoke, and even if i did who cares about what some loser says over the internet.

>failed liver

Don't do drugs, drink once a week

>Heart disease

funny coming from an American

absolutely S H R E C K E D XDXDXDXDXD

>Sup Forums - gays and fishing

Sounds like someone is jelly they can't cum buckets.

How can I have something that doesn't exist?

first decent leaf post i've seen this year

i bet you wouldn't post that "sissy hole" you faggot.

can't see what's gay about putting stuff up your anus for sexual pleasure

This.
It feels go no matter who you are, its just a fact. The only difference is some people want to do it, some people don't.

>fishing/pol/
Perfect

>asking anonymous strangers for permission to vibe your g-spot

Stick whatever you want up your ass it feels great and I could care less faggot

Pinochets military knew how to treat people with your disorder. They sticked a broomstick up the degenerates ass and electrocuted him until he shit blood

>Anero
>An Hero

You know what to do do, bud.

My wife uses power tools on my butt hole and I love it.

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Why don't you post the reality of the chubby wife with average facial features you would have? The one who nags, and whome you've had sex with and seen naked so many times sex just seems boring? Just like her personality, and your relationship which has slowly become more and more passive aggressive as you've become more and more aware of what you dont like about her while simultaneously less tolerant of it

Is that how you achieve prostate orgasm?

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If VICE told you to do it you konw FOR SURE it is redpill as fuckkkk! MGTOW 4 lifeeee

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Pretty hot

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Feels good man.

anything up the butt for pleasure = aids spreading degenerate. Kadyrov needs to burn these things like a pile of books

Are you me? For some reason I can't own embarrassing things, or have embarrassing on my computer, just in case I die or something and people find out that I have them.

It doesn't really make too much sense, but it's how I roll

Why do you deny yourself pleasure? You said I was a miserable faggot for denying carnal pleasures, but you do the same (or so you claim). I noticed you skipped AIDS, so are you a miserable faggot? Or is shoving things up your anus all you need to be happy in life?

this is a great thread

Also to this, it's not gay but masturbation is not healthy to this degree. If you have to masturbate (I have to, 3 days without ejaculation and I cum over myself at night and can't think straight at day), use only your imagination.

Masturbation is not supposed to replace your drive for finding a woman to fuck

I don't deny myself pleasure, i fuck my ass! And I said you're a miserable faggot that thinks you're better than people who do what they want with their own bodies, which is none of your business desu. You sound like a sheltered, little loser

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