Brit/pol/ - BALDY BOUNCER EDITION

>LABOUR GETTING FUCKING REKT
bbc.co.uk/news/topics/42069d65-f3b1-41e2-b3e9-35ac9d799a1a/england-local-elections-2017

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636

>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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So UKIP is dead right?

RIP in Peperami.

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>Link to Sky News Youtube Live Reporting of Council Elections!
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>Link to Sky News Youtube Live Reporting of Council Elections!
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>Link to Sky News Youtube Live Reporting of Council Elections!
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umm, no, sweetie, the blairites are rigging the election
xx

Late Night Kaya

Mummy SURGE

>Labour on course to lose in birmingham
REPEAT

LABOUR ON COURSE TO LOSE IN BRUMIELAND

why's everyone a tory faggot?

Pretty much in a fairer electoral system they'd have lasted, as it is they go down as probably the most successful political pressure group in British history.

Is Jezza hatefucking her saggy arse right now?

They died when Nigel failed to win South Thanet

TORY JOHN LEWIS REICH

Is that even possible?
Is the space time continuum breaking down?

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>nogs abandoning them

Officially ogre

>UKIP 0 (-17)

We have to strengthen Mummy

The other way round.

Anyone have some good Corbyn JUSTs?

Ukip got like zero anything

>We won! We did it XD We have defeated the left
>*Hands increased majority to the other Blairite party*

i saw this when i was landing in heathrow the other day, is this place /ouraffordabletravelaccommodation/?

The daggers are out

>labour
>lose birmingham

Good fucking God

-Because the SNP are shite, Corbyn's unelectable and the Lib Dems have the integrity of the spy in TF2.

It's comfy.

>Conservatives making all the gains.

Shit Labour's in for a horrendous night
Lib Dem's in for a dissapointing night
UKIP are going to look a dead party

Theresa May is probably flicking the bean right now

labour are shite and UKIP is nothing without nige

>Torys +40

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WILL THE TORIES REACH AN ENGLISH SEAT COUNT OF 500 BEFORE LABOUR REACH 100?

PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!

SHABBA!

umm, no, sweetie, it used to be cheap now it's an abomination
xx

She's... Actually managed to look less hideous and more human as she got older. Also I'm picturing it happening, and it's horrible.

Yes - we have others too, like Holiday Inn.

>Theresa May is probably flicking the bean right now
Wouldn't blame her.

>muh 'everyone is a Blairite except me' Hitchens

+50 now

Thread Theme - youtube.com/watch?v=hVcAxRePLZE .

Right on time.

Many leftists actually believe QT has a right wing bias

While the rest of the world starts to recover from 2016 with Macron looking to win and Trump being a Jew puppet, Britain falls further into the void.

I don't want this ride to ever end.

I like a premier inn, decent rooms and good breakfast spread and they don't pretend to be French like ibis

Lenny Henry can fuck off though

its alright lad, good value for money. Would tell you stay at a local B&B instead though.

>No full councils announced yet
>Conservative +50 already
There is no opposition left in this country, Reich incoming

i like the cut of your jib and by that i mean your trebles

>Rides public transport
>Wears cheap clothes

What does a man who earns £129,500 even spend his money on?

The right is rising!

>sal "hell on wheels" brinton choking to death on radio 4

Aircon is a bit shit the last times i've been

>+52

>Green +1

kek

>greens +1

GREEN SURGE IMMINENT

my favvy brexit cap

I'm sorry have all the results come in yet? No I don't think they have. Labour WILL come back and all you racist bigots will be forced to accept that Brexit is cancelled

twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=UKIP bias

I always have a look at this when there's been a QT on. Some absolutely mental accounts.

>Implying I give a fuck about YAHHHKSHU

It doesn't matter one bit if you trust her more than Corbyn (which is a fucking retarded statement anyway, Corbyn is objectively more trustworthy, he's just got shit ideas). It matters if you trust her to deliver or if you look at her track record, the things she's said and the fact she campaigned to stay in.

>Conservatives GAIN Borras Park from Liberal Democrats (Wrexham)
lel

>tories - 157
>labour - 32

REAL THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=ibnLjnp-Rtk
youtube.com/watch?v=yqLLDZvbG-U

Jam making equipment

Starbucks, che tshirts and alimony

umm, YES!! sweetie, it's the blairite media distorting the REAL results
xxxx

could somebody please explain to me what the fuck is going on in these threads?

conservatives are winning currently yes? forgive me, i am comfortable with all but british politics. could somebody give me a quick rundown of the party you're rooting for?

this is gold

good, serves them right for not getting their shit together after Nige left

Will they even bother to interview Nuttall tomorrow? Looks like UKIP are headed back to being a Green-tier meme party.

Diane Abbots coco butter supply.

Takes about 10 containers to lather up that chocolate moose.

Saw him riding his bike in a small north london street while on my driving lesson once.

Poor fella doesnt even drive a car

>you will never pick the lice from her hair

>Conservatives GAIN Borras Park from Liberal Democrats (Wrexham)

Foreign governments aren't real America owns the world hail our God Emperor

The Tories are literally Blairites you cretin. David Cameron styled himself as 'the heir to Blair'. Shariah May was in pozzed Dave's cabinet and helped with the Tory 'modernising' effort.

Local elections for local councils (kind of like US state elections I guess).
Our democrats getting BTFO hard.

I'm curious, the UKIPs main political goal was exiting the EU. Seems they're a victim of getting what they wanted. Seems a perfectly good reason to pack it up. The Tories seem remarkably like they're taking good advantage of the political boon given to them. Unlike our dickless Republicans

FIGHTBACK

umm, no, sweetie, it's a blairite plot to make Jeremy look bad
xxx

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I had a thing with NHS transplant a few months ago in London, and they put me up in a Holiday Inn for over £300 for two nights. Only needed to be there for one night.

Talk about government waste.

Make sure you hide in the en suite when the cleaners come in and jump out naked.

anyone know when liverpool is in ?

Did you go back the second night?

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I've seen many call May (who's left wing) far right

Council elections
Conservatives are exactly what the name implies.
Labour, the other big party, are usualy social democrats, but are currently led by a literal commie.

>literally everything getting crushed by the conservative juggernaut

CONSERVATIVES HAVE OFFICIALLY GAINED CONTROL OF A COUNCIL

1st council win for Cons.

Erm no sweetie I think you'll find strong and stable government xxx

>The Tories are literally Blairites you cretin.

This is correct but they have some based back benches

Sadly due to the political landscape and modern issues being a conundrum I cannot see how the Blairites will be ousted.

Which is even more unfortunate is that Corbyn will be slaughtered and Labour will once again become total hierarchy Blairites

Tomorrow

When will we find out about who controls the whole councils?

UNWASHED

LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)
>LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)
LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)
>LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)
LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)
>LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)
LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)
>LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)
LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)
>LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)
LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)
>LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)
LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)
>LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)
LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)
>LADS, THE OFFICIAL SCOTTISH COUNCIL ELECTION MAP PREDICTION IS READY (GREEN AREAS ARE 50/50 CHANCE BETWEEN SNP AND TORY)

umm, sweeties, I think it's bedtime
xxx

Is Warwickshire - dare i say it - /ourcounty/?

Labour is the traditional working class party, sort of like the Democrats but more socialist and even more fractious and infested with SJW filth, and are currently led by a pacifist commie, a Stalinist, and a black woman who can't do maths

They're currently getting the living piss kicked out of them by the current government party the conservatives (Tories) who are a bit like the Republicans but with less religion and less extreme

UKIP, the most based party, has unfortunately been getting wrekt but that was always going to happen as the single issue propping them up has gone

Tories have just won their first one of the night

>Labour fears they've lost control of Merthyr Tydfil and Blaenau Gwent.
These are welsh mining communities.

This could be a bigger deal than Brexit. I can't imagine British politics without Labour. Do we even have a functioning democracy if there's only one party left standing?