Prove that you are not a post Gamergate newfag or even worse a post 2016 elections newfag

Prove that you are not a post Gamergate newfag or even worse a post 2016 elections newfag.

What is a weird thing you remember about old Sup Forums? Personally I still remember the great PUDDI PUDDI time where people had no other way of communicating besides using images.

Reddit crossposters need to to apply. Just stay in your /r/Drump general.

Habbo Hotel.

If you arrived on this website after 2008, you have to go back.

Crabs

I joined during the great meme war of 2016!!!!

I came here because I love the God-Emperor, and I know you guys and gals (only two genders, lol!) love him too!

I plan on sticking around for a while, because even after all that hard work, we still have much work to do, kek wills it xDDD

Also, make sure you post some rare pepes if you got 'em, FREE KEKISTAN :D :D :D

I came over from SomethingAwful. I'm that old. PhotoShop Phriday and Weekend Webs were my bread and butter. You probably weren't even in double digits in terms of age when I was already here.

Vote charles

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The PUDDI PUDDI thing aside, the only "weird" stuff I remember is when moot broke Sup Forums by adding a shitload of censors, like roodypoo for nigger.

you used to be able to select your flag, and Nazi Germany was a flag you could pick

that was day 1 of pol. I was there

that wasn't even that long ago, you candy ass roodypoo

My name is Antemandeus, Queen of Queens. Look upon my works yemighty, and despair

>egyption pharoh with ant head on it.jpeg

I used to post on alt.fan.Sup Forums back on USENET.

>tfw I'm a legit 2009 newfag
>tfw that's 8 years ago

2006 here. fml

>2007

Still consider myself a newfag. All these cucker carlson and anti oreilly posts making me reconsider

2007...ha, newfag

>roodypoo

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Sticking heads in freezers was great

October 2012. Very first time was during the presidential debate when Obama dropped the infamous "ISREAL IS OUR GREATEST ALLY" phrase.

Sup Forums got big starting when the Zimmerman trial started.

I've been here since GE(god emperor) won the primaries. I'm oldfag.

I just started browsing this website last month after seeing the Sup Forums subreddit on the front page of r/all. Lol!

one of the elders

welcome, my fellow oldfag

snack attack

>tfw this image made me depressed 7 years ago

Forgot to mention that was when I started browsing Sup Forums. I've been around since 09

bix noods

Was here before the polocaust of december 7th AKA the attack of pol harbor and back when you could rol for flags and you could get a nazi flag have no idea which year was that but it feels fucking centuries ago... by the age of roody poo I was a Sup Forumstard

2010, not oldfag.
But wish people still lurked before posting, these kids dont care about being called on their bullshit

2006

Something about pastel horses. Ima go hang myself now. :(

>that image
WEW LAD

>lolwut

I remember /new/ and the habbo raids

guess how old

Oh boy a wasted youth

Shitty Reddit Tier Cringe Thread asking for oldfags to reveal themselves to a honeypot.

NEDM

I was in pol for that too man good times

Mudkips battletoads slowpoke the game habbo ~2007 newfag reporting in

I kinda remember Giant Enemy Crab but the most clear vision of the past is that gay game with unicorns. I frequent this hell hole since 2007(?) I think.

newfag 2017 lol

it was giga puddi not puddi puddi

I remember when we didn't have "Prove you're not a newfag" threads on Sup Forums, lmao.

I started browsing Sup Forums and Sup Forums shortly before Giga Puddi meme hit. I remember Sup Forums being a highly libertarian vs. NatSoc board, with a bunch of trans tripfags getting flamed all the time. Don't remember much else though.

>divide and conquer thread
stop ruining things you fucking (((((kraut)))))

>modern internet
>no ultimate showdown
>no rickrolls
>no kubo threads
>newfangled words like shiggydiggy and tfw/mfw

>muh nameshit

All text was replaced by PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI so that's what I am calling it. The "giga" can kiss my ass.

I was there when this monstrosity dealt the final deathblow to /x/. Sup Forums displaced, and /x/ welcomed them like fools. I'm fairly certain there have been no new creepy pasta written in the last five years as a result. Worse than that, all the actual occultists fragmented and went elsewere, leaving nothing but RP faggots.

during the Zimzam live threads I remember trying to explain to some euros that the US was a white country, and that it was only 13% black
it was during this beast's testimony and they all laughed at me :/

Now being a /news/man

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I remember that too

>tfw it's been 10 years since the first time I came to Sup Forums

I'm not a fucking "proud Sup Forumstard xDDD" faggot so I don't keep up with all the faggot memes, but this is the oldest happening I remember, which is now officially 10 years ago.

>"April 20, 2007 - Sup Forums administrators are forced to temporarily shut down img.Sup Forums.org after a thread containing four uncensored images of child pornography became stuck on the front page for over an hour (during which nobody could post) and could not be deleted due to MySQL problems. Rather than getting v&, the plug was pulled on img.Sup Forums.org and was restored around 12-15 hours later."

I remember text boards and /q/ I don't know how old that makes me I forget when those went away.

penis
vagina
buttsex
7
femanon
peanut butter

You's real retawded, suh.

>puddi
Sheit, just reminded me of this copypasta I saved. Bonus for the censored digits.

It's easy to tell the newfags because they don't know the original name of the board.

No, it's not Sup Forums, kiddo.

09 newfag Sup Forumstard and you're a candyass op

The first thing I remember seeing on Sup Forums was divorce court roleplay on Sup Forums with Suiseiseki, Gaston, Phoenix Wright, and Miles Edgeworth.

>Looked it up to make sure I wasn't crazy
>mfw

>invader zim 01-06
>at her youngest this girl is 24 now

Donate or die and habbo raids, also snacks

11?

YO! Sup Forums MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!

FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS RACIST SHIT!

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO MOOT!

AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS RACIST SHIT WHILE THEY user!11!!!

COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUKAS!!1!

THIS IS WAR!!!

fuck, i had forgotten about this shit
not even DESU spam was as annoying as this

can lurkers stay?

desu desu desu

Does anyone remember the surgeon? That was some weird shit desu.

>OP thinks puddi puddi is old
I was here when there was ack attack.

>>r/the_donald

This graph only covers a small portion of the time I've been here. You disappoint me.

Not even Doom music could make this shit thread good.

I remember when the DNS stopped working in 2008 or so and you could only get to the site by editing your hosts file

I started coming around the time that forced "this post brought to you by dial" meme was around.

also there are more phoneposters because there are more phones.

I remember reading the original "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?". That was some topkek for sure

Jesus Nigger fucking Christ.

literally the first picture in my Sup Forums folder.

See that part at the very top of the graph? That's me looking down on you homos. The only reason im here is because I've been on paternity leave, my wife and I can't fuck for a few more weeks and I'm bored during the day.

do you liek mudkips, duckrolling, girugamesh, pool's closed, mr. bones wild ride, when /x/ had based creepypasta...

been here since " do you liek mudkips", though

I browsed Sup Forums from 2007 to 2009. The CP turned me off. I recently admitted to myself that I'm an autist, and returned some ten years later.

But seriously we can't let these autists get the nuclear codes.

I cannot believe my mom stooped so low.

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.
I was the first wave of cancer. 2008. I remember PUDDI, THE BEST, WHEN I WAS, couch guys, Habbo, YO MOTHERFUCKERS WE FOUND Sup Forums, dial lets clean this thread up, and threads proclaiming this is chemo that is curing Sup Forums, and probably other I am forgetting.

I miss the old internet as much as I was around for it. I have vague memories of the windows 95/98 startup theme and the dialup noise, receiving AOL discs in the mail, and so on. It seems that even back then when I just began to become politically conscious, that we were headed down a road made for us by the intertia of the mistakes of boomers. We wasted the opportunity we were given. I remember the first ipod commercials on tv with those silhouettes dancing behind a single color background.

I miss the late 90's and early 00's.

>back when we did harmless raids and put moot as TIME's most influential person of the year
Also, check the first letter of every name.

Why do you think mentioning one of the most famous Sup Forums raids in history makes you a non-newfag?

You could have seen that shit on ED easilly.

I'm a genuine oldfag, I was posting while the towers fell.

Red Leader standing by...

Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

I created this and other webms that were used

Even though I have been here since 07 I have only visited the following boards
>>a >>k >>o >>g >>diy >>adv >>news >>pol >>vp >>tg

What a newfag.

I remember the night before the SOPA vote, everybody on Sup Forums, somber sand saying goodbye to eachother because we really thought that if it passed Sup Forums would shut down immediately and we would have nowhere to go.

We should have seen that this place is worth more alive than dead, and that we would be subverted and utilized instead.

Bad bait

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I remember when we had an heroes.

I hope he got his I POD back.

and soon after that we voted almost 1 billions times to get rick astley an mtv music award

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i was here a little bit before the 2012 campaign, when this board was literally 60% pro obama, 30% ron paul libertarian and 10% romney

shit was so cash

Bert is evil
Mr. T ate my balls
Hello, my future girlfriend
All your base
Because you touch yourself at night

Do I win an oldfaggot award, nigger? Nice off-topic thread.

The earliest thing I remember on Sup Forums was shit like chocolate rambo and Zimmerman trial.

I didn't really start coming here as my main board until the 2014 EU elections tbqh.