Brit/pol/-Death of Her Majesty's Opposition Edition

>LABOUR GETTING FUCKING REKT bbc.co.uk/news/topics/42069d65-f3b1-41e2-b3e9-35ac9d799a1a/england-local-elections-2017
>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636
>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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Left: Corbyn
Right: Voter

Tanks on Labour's lawn.

Plus 1 for the Charlie G.

t. Corbyn accidentally filming himself with his phone when he wakes up tomorrow morning and sees the latest council results

>Only other times the Locals have been held on different dates to the General Election, the Tories have outperformed what they got in the locals

>Born too late to explore the high seas
>Born too early to settle the stars
>Made it in perfect time to watch the Labour Party die

> It's probably another episode of British WWII tank design was shit when in reality it was second only to the Germans and even then they had massive issues with reliability and overdesign while the Jap tanks were laughable and made Italian designs look like Panthers...

INHALE.

...

>Thread Theme In Honor Of Comrade Corbyn
youtube.com/watch?v=8ve4i4iy-ag

>Link To England Results
bbc.co.uk/news/topics/42069d65-f3b1-41e2-b3e9-35ac9d799a1a/england-local-elections-2017

>Link To Wales Results
bbc.co.uk/news/topics/3c6a4e42-9efd-4440-89df-647121c87452/wales-local-elections-2017

>No Scottish results till after 08:00

>Sky Coverage (Vague Coverage)
youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

Interesting.

LDs will do way better than the polls are suggesting. I've got £20 on them @7/1 to win 30-39 and £10 on @11/1 to win 40-49 seats.

new RLM when?

you've lost your money mate,where do you think they will gain these seats?

May as well have just burned £30 m8

were does he sit?

Top, middle, or bottom....

>it wasnt Aussie labor
i wish mantits shorten would die

Could be a great bet but Lib Dem support is typically too sparse to accumulate to much support. Double that with UKIP voters returning to Cons Lib Dems hopes are dashed further.

Total pessimism and despair edition.

>tfw want to bet on tories but all the bookies are offering shit odds or ridiculously high seats

>oh no, Theresa May made a mistake calling for this election
>she could lose her majority
>Tories will die any election now

You had your chance and you blew it

How many of you would unironically support a monarchist coup?

Preferably by a right wing member of the royal family, not that coalburner guy that I forget the name of.

top floor out of view of the driver [spoiler] shoving cocaine into the anus of the man in front. [/spoiler]

oh right sorry for the confusion lad

that sounds pretty rough
couldn't you have tried to try and force yourself to be more social while you were there?

did you have literally no one there who you connected with?
that must suck

are you physically deformed? very fat?

Does Sup Forums not allow spoiler text anymore?

Not a fucking chance. Absolute maximum of 15 seats in the general election. Wouldn't be surprised if they only got 5 seats.

>Newport stays Labour

Not surprised. Had to stay their 2 nights once as had business in Cardiff and god I've never been to such a shit hole

There was a load of leaks from the MOD after Corbyn became head of Labour that the army would kill him if he ever became PM
A general then basically confirmed that was true on national TV

We don't really need a monarchist coup, also,
>Talking shit about Prince Harry

think you messed up the formatting lad

no spaces between the spoiler and sentence

current crop of royals are cucks
just stick with Mummy May for now

I wish him well

Depends who the opposition is

do u even c0de m8

>tfw too pathetic and ignorant to emigrate

Going to need source on that story.

assuming they weren't cucked

why are you cunts awake?

It's alright, it's money I won on Le Pen after paying my bet back so it's free really.

That wouldn't be as fun at all

I'm not entirely optimistic but I do think they'll do far better than polls suggest.

It's completely pointless. Even getting the number of seats pays out nearly fuck all.

Yes, I would.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/british-army-could-stage-mutiny-under-corbyn-says-senior-serving-general-10509742.html
zerohedge.com/news/2015-09-21/british-general-threatens-military-coup-if-corbyn-elected

also back to earlier:

my mate used to fuck her said she was filth, loved sucking dick being a sub etc. dunno if davids getting much of that but fair play to him

[spoiler]I'm pretty sure I always leave a gap with ctrl+s, but it could be the whisky talking.[/spoiler]

Maybe. Maybe not. We'll see. I always put about £200 on the election overall so £30 on the Milkman is fine.

Last year spoiled me with Brexit and Trump though so I just assume that whatever I bet on is turned into reality.

Liverpool will be the indicator of how fucked Labour is.

I expect Labour to win but if the conservatives get anywhere close then it really is not good for the GE.

On the BBC the other day Corbyn refused to say he would retaliate if a country nuked us, and came pretty close to saying he wouldn't retaliate. Literal retard.

My Uncle works at Nintendo and they're bringing out a new console. I've got one already but you can't use it because it's top secret.

>The Tories will never, ever will an election
>they win an election
>There will never be a referendum
>there is a referendum
>Britain will never leave the EU
>Britain is leaving the EU

How is this guy taken seriously by anyone

this was only said because he knows corbyn was never going to become PM

easy to say stuff about hypothetical situations that you know will never transpire

>I'm not entirely optimistic but I do think they'll do far better than polls suggest.

I'm half expecting them to get a good boost after this especially in England as they seem more viable than Labour at the moment. Plus the fact most normies who'd vote labour only look at headlines would just see Tories 1st, Lib Dems 2nd, Labour 3rd if LD does manage second could really deliver you that result

We're having fun at labour's expense after their rout in the elections

karen desu

He's deluded when it comes to the Tories and terrorism. Everything else he's fine.

Because some people find allure in being depressed about everything for some reason.

Tidy up. 4 threads to choose from!!!!!!!!

>mfw immensly dislike all parties, but especially greens and labor
>mfw because Turncuck is a faliure, Labor is going to win next election

it isnt fair

sorry mate

He's just a pessimist. He claims himself that he doesn't really predict politics. He has been on the band wagon for each of those points though. I think his only begrudgment is that the Tories aren't true conservatives.

Implying Harry is a real Prince anyway.

Working nightshift.

Harry inherited the early balding from Charles

He's a contrarian fuck that sounds smart but is unwilling to listen to anyone that isn't him
Not like the Army ever plotted to remove the Wilson government over fears he was a commie

You realise that with literally no opposition May can now do whatever the fuck she wants right?

She's make multiple mistakes that would ordinarily cripple her polling figures, yet because Labour is so shit she's only improved.

Sorry mate, was because we all left it for the normal OP to do then Britpol was about to expire and 4 people made one at once.

Nope. The poor sod has those all conquering Hanoverian genes .

Yeah. But what's the alternative? Give Labour a pass for being shit and make all the parties take turns running the country, fuck the voters?

At least now I don't have to vote tory to ensure brexit actually happens.

>tfw too smart to vote for political parties.

He thought they would, but didn't want them to.

He was doubtful of that--many people were. Rightfully so.

He thought we would Leave.

How wrong can YOU be?

>not drawing a dick on the ballot

Yeah I'm not happy about this collapse of opposition but the public can't be held responsible for the clowns on the ballot

Not a problem just getting up and struggling to get a good bbc stream for the fun landslide for cons. Essex even bluer than ever before. If that was ever possible.

If a strong nationalist monarch emerged we woud unironically be an absolute monarchy within about 3 years.

>tfw you will never have a divinely ordained Sun King who is both the embodiment and the sealer of your nation

i'm not even a fan of May but she is miles ahead of Farron and Corbyn

Like, I don't think I can actually quite articulate how much I do not want Corbyn or Farron in power

for that reason alone I am voting Tory
it's sad to see such a weak opposition but i'm not going to cry myself to sleep about it

I miss Jessie's big ol' tiddies on BOTW.

It's sad that Liz will probably be the last "monarch" Charles and William will be kings but they won't be able to command the same respect from the nation and the army. Hell when Philip retired earlier today even Comrade Corbyn had no choice but to sing his praises.

So? You can only beat the teams you play against. If she does things that are more retarded than what the lib dems, labour, or the greens promise to do (if somehow the other parties figured out why they are getting ruined and did something about it) then she'd get voted out, surely.

To be fair at this point William and Harry both have more impressive records than the Queen did when she took over

The thing that I can't believe is meaningful immigration reform seemingly not even being on the table. There seems to be popular support for it, but nothing is being done.

How long do the right wing parties think they can get away with this?

A monarchist coup? Depends on the monarch.
I would however support a genuine fascist coup in a heartbeat.

THE POWER OF MONEY

Cow/cousin fuckers and slag chavs have spoken.

Not saying there's anything that can be done but it's hardly a cause for celebration.

We've got a country with one party, and it's not even one that was pro-brexit a year ago.

>Right wing parties
There are no right wing parties as you would know them in America
The conservatives are to the left of the Democrats on multiple issues

>tfw no more mike hoverhanding over them

Better still, a fascist monarch.

Where are you finding the maps. Can't find any on BBC

>UKIP still hasn't won a single seat

Finally somebody commenting with some fucking sense.

Breaking Labour is all fun and games until it's 2025 and the Tories are still in control, still completely cucked, still totally (((Jewed))), still fully against the white working class and still doing everything in their power to funnel public money to private hands.

>labour down 113 seats and the massacre in scotland hasn't even started yet

Can't do shit about it until we're out of the EU really. That might drag on for years or we might be out with no deal a week after the general election.

Either way it's a bridge we have to cross when we get to it. I'm sure we will get to it, and soon.

May's making the right noises.

If she backslides we can lynch her and go full UKIP, how's that sound?

They're older, and the Queen giving a radio broadcast pledging her life to her countries service at 21 was I think more powerful a message.
>youtube.com/watch?v=RUlToHE_27U

>Green

cucks

Why is Germany so utterly hellbent on pushing the British past the point of polite deference?

It's a difficult thing to do, but I fear that we're not far from May deciding she's had enough of these bullying tactics and fucking the EU completely..

I understand that, I'm just saying there seems to be an immense amount of support for reform. Brexit is proof of that. It's surprising to me that there aren't more politicians rushing to take advantage of it.

But then again, I'm somewhat surprised we haven't seen more 'Trump Republicans' pop up here in the states. Aside from Paul Nehlen and a couple others I'm not sure of any.

2 - 3 threads ago everyone was already going over this issue unanimously agree it's enjoyable to watch Corbyn get decimated yet at the same time horrifying in what it means for the country and emphasizing the importance of strong opposition.

elections-public.cmis.uk.com/election/Electiondetails/2/21

Don't lad, you're giving me an erection at the idea.

dead party

Word. I'm not as patient as May.

If I were in her shoes i'd charge them the net 180 billion we've given to their project over the years and leave without a free trade agreement.

I think that's what they want. They want to show every other EU state that despite all their codified bollocks and commitment to voluntary unity they won't let anyone go quietly.

>just at home in south africa and rhodesia
>rhoesia
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE