t. Corbyn accidentally filming himself with his phone when he wakes up tomorrow morning and sees the latest council results
Ryder Stewart
>Only other times the Locals have been held on different dates to the General Election, the Tories have outperformed what they got in the locals
Alexander Jones
>Born too late to explore the high seas >Born too early to settle the stars >Made it in perfect time to watch the Labour Party die
Jace Mitchell
> It's probably another episode of British WWII tank design was shit when in reality it was second only to the Germans and even then they had massive issues with reliability and overdesign while the Jap tanks were laughable and made Italian designs look like Panthers...
LDs will do way better than the polls are suggesting. I've got £20 on them @7/1 to win 30-39 and £10 on @11/1 to win 40-49 seats.
Carson Reed
new RLM when?
Connor Wilson
you've lost your money mate,where do you think they will gain these seats?
Noah Gutierrez
May as well have just burned £30 m8
John Mitchell
were does he sit?
Top, middle, or bottom....
Isaiah Ortiz
>it wasnt Aussie labor i wish mantits shorten would die
Matthew Cook
Could be a great bet but Lib Dem support is typically too sparse to accumulate to much support. Double that with UKIP voters returning to Cons Lib Dems hopes are dashed further.
Chase Walker
Total pessimism and despair edition.
Kevin Davis
>tfw want to bet on tories but all the bookies are offering shit odds or ridiculously high seats
Liam Sullivan
>oh no, Theresa May made a mistake calling for this election >she could lose her majority >Tories will die any election now
Aaron Morales
You had your chance and you blew it
Lucas Brooks
How many of you would unironically support a monarchist coup?
Preferably by a right wing member of the royal family, not that coalburner guy that I forget the name of.
Gavin Fisher
top floor out of view of the driver [spoiler] shoving cocaine into the anus of the man in front. [/spoiler]
Justin Gutierrez
oh right sorry for the confusion lad
that sounds pretty rough couldn't you have tried to try and force yourself to be more social while you were there?
did you have literally no one there who you connected with? that must suck
are you physically deformed? very fat?
William Hall
Does Sup Forums not allow spoiler text anymore?
Lincoln Long
Not a fucking chance. Absolute maximum of 15 seats in the general election. Wouldn't be surprised if they only got 5 seats.
Gavin Sullivan
>Newport stays Labour
Not surprised. Had to stay their 2 nights once as had business in Cardiff and god I've never been to such a shit hole
Easton Edwards
There was a load of leaks from the MOD after Corbyn became head of Labour that the army would kill him if he ever became PM A general then basically confirmed that was true on national TV
We don't really need a monarchist coup, also, >Talking shit about Prince Harry
Lincoln Russell
think you messed up the formatting lad
no spaces between the spoiler and sentence
Ayden Bennett
current crop of royals are cucks just stick with Mummy May for now
Gabriel Sanchez
I wish him well
Zachary Robinson
Depends who the opposition is
Sebastian Martin
do u even c0de m8
Michael Brooks
>tfw too pathetic and ignorant to emigrate
Jordan Torres
Going to need source on that story.
Cooper Howard
assuming they weren't cucked
Carter Parker
why are you cunts awake?
Kayden Moore
It's alright, it's money I won on Le Pen after paying my bet back so it's free really.
That wouldn't be as fun at all
I'm not entirely optimistic but I do think they'll do far better than polls suggest.
It's completely pointless. Even getting the number of seats pays out nearly fuck all.
my mate used to fuck her said she was filth, loved sucking dick being a sub etc. dunno if davids getting much of that but fair play to him
Ian Harris
[spoiler]I'm pretty sure I always leave a gap with ctrl+s, but it could be the whisky talking.[/spoiler]
Robert Hill
Maybe. Maybe not. We'll see. I always put about £200 on the election overall so £30 on the Milkman is fine.
Last year spoiled me with Brexit and Trump though so I just assume that whatever I bet on is turned into reality.
Dylan Edwards
Liverpool will be the indicator of how fucked Labour is.
I expect Labour to win but if the conservatives get anywhere close then it really is not good for the GE.
Henry Reyes
On the BBC the other day Corbyn refused to say he would retaliate if a country nuked us, and came pretty close to saying he wouldn't retaliate. Literal retard.
Nolan Reed
My Uncle works at Nintendo and they're bringing out a new console. I've got one already but you can't use it because it's top secret.
Aiden Jenkins
>The Tories will never, ever will an election >they win an election >There will never be a referendum >there is a referendum >Britain will never leave the EU >Britain is leaving the EU
How is this guy taken seriously by anyone
Cameron Lewis
this was only said because he knows corbyn was never going to become PM
easy to say stuff about hypothetical situations that you know will never transpire
Angel Richardson
>I'm not entirely optimistic but I do think they'll do far better than polls suggest.
I'm half expecting them to get a good boost after this especially in England as they seem more viable than Labour at the moment. Plus the fact most normies who'd vote labour only look at headlines would just see Tories 1st, Lib Dems 2nd, Labour 3rd if LD does manage second could really deliver you that result
Adrian Jenkins
We're having fun at labour's expense after their rout in the elections
Ayden Nelson
karen desu
Xavier Lewis
He's deluded when it comes to the Tories and terrorism. Everything else he's fine.
Ethan Thomas
Because some people find allure in being depressed about everything for some reason.
Jordan Perez
Tidy up. 4 threads to choose from!!!!!!!!
Eli Johnson
>mfw immensly dislike all parties, but especially greens and labor >mfw because Turncuck is a faliure, Labor is going to win next election
it isnt fair
Wyatt Wilson
sorry mate
Jaxon Moore
He's just a pessimist. He claims himself that he doesn't really predict politics. He has been on the band wagon for each of those points though. I think his only begrudgment is that the Tories aren't true conservatives.
Robert Rogers
Implying Harry is a real Prince anyway.
Andrew Powell
Working nightshift.
Jaxson Garcia
Harry inherited the early balding from Charles
Brody Robinson
He's a contrarian fuck that sounds smart but is unwilling to listen to anyone that isn't him Not like the Army ever plotted to remove the Wilson government over fears he was a commie
Jonathan Reed
You realise that with literally no opposition May can now do whatever the fuck she wants right?
She's make multiple mistakes that would ordinarily cripple her polling figures, yet because Labour is so shit she's only improved.
David Cooper
Sorry mate, was because we all left it for the normal OP to do then Britpol was about to expire and 4 people made one at once.
Alexander Sullivan
Nope. The poor sod has those all conquering Hanoverian genes .
Caleb Smith
Yeah. But what's the alternative? Give Labour a pass for being shit and make all the parties take turns running the country, fuck the voters?
Dylan Brooks
At least now I don't have to vote tory to ensure brexit actually happens.
>tfw too smart to vote for political parties.
Angel Roberts
He thought they would, but didn't want them to.
He was doubtful of that--many people were. Rightfully so.
He thought we would Leave.
How wrong can YOU be?
Parker Scott
>not drawing a dick on the ballot
Hunter Clark
Yeah I'm not happy about this collapse of opposition but the public can't be held responsible for the clowns on the ballot
Zachary Roberts
Not a problem just getting up and struggling to get a good bbc stream for the fun landslide for cons. Essex even bluer than ever before. If that was ever possible.
Thomas Murphy
If a strong nationalist monarch emerged we woud unironically be an absolute monarchy within about 3 years.
>tfw you will never have a divinely ordained Sun King who is both the embodiment and the sealer of your nation
Juan Foster
i'm not even a fan of May but she is miles ahead of Farron and Corbyn
Like, I don't think I can actually quite articulate how much I do not want Corbyn or Farron in power
for that reason alone I am voting Tory it's sad to see such a weak opposition but i'm not going to cry myself to sleep about it
Jose Phillips
I miss Jessie's big ol' tiddies on BOTW.
Lucas Howard
It's sad that Liz will probably be the last "monarch" Charles and William will be kings but they won't be able to command the same respect from the nation and the army. Hell when Philip retired earlier today even Comrade Corbyn had no choice but to sing his praises.
Ian Bailey
So? You can only beat the teams you play against. If she does things that are more retarded than what the lib dems, labour, or the greens promise to do (if somehow the other parties figured out why they are getting ruined and did something about it) then she'd get voted out, surely.
Wyatt Powell
To be fair at this point William and Harry both have more impressive records than the Queen did when she took over
Julian Rogers
The thing that I can't believe is meaningful immigration reform seemingly not even being on the table. There seems to be popular support for it, but nothing is being done.
How long do the right wing parties think they can get away with this?
Adam Peterson
A monarchist coup? Depends on the monarch. I would however support a genuine fascist coup in a heartbeat.
Levi Peterson
THE POWER OF MONEY
Parker Rogers
Cow/cousin fuckers and slag chavs have spoken.
Kayden Harris
Not saying there's anything that can be done but it's hardly a cause for celebration.
We've got a country with one party, and it's not even one that was pro-brexit a year ago.
Blake Cook
>Right wing parties There are no right wing parties as you would know them in America The conservatives are to the left of the Democrats on multiple issues
Michael Ross
>tfw no more mike hoverhanding over them
Nicholas Davis
Better still, a fascist monarch.
Cooper Russell
Where are you finding the maps. Can't find any on BBC
Luke Gonzalez
>UKIP still hasn't won a single seat
Isaac Martin
Finally somebody commenting with some fucking sense.
Breaking Labour is all fun and games until it's 2025 and the Tories are still in control, still completely cucked, still totally (((Jewed))), still fully against the white working class and still doing everything in their power to funnel public money to private hands.
Ethan Davis
>labour down 113 seats and the massacre in scotland hasn't even started yet
Mason Jones
Can't do shit about it until we're out of the EU really. That might drag on for years or we might be out with no deal a week after the general election.
Either way it's a bridge we have to cross when we get to it. I'm sure we will get to it, and soon.
May's making the right noises.
If she backslides we can lynch her and go full UKIP, how's that sound?
Levi Green
They're older, and the Queen giving a radio broadcast pledging her life to her countries service at 21 was I think more powerful a message. >youtube.com/watch?v=RUlToHE_27U
Jeremiah Hughes
>Green
cucks
Evan Bennett
Why is Germany so utterly hellbent on pushing the British past the point of polite deference?
It's a difficult thing to do, but I fear that we're not far from May deciding she's had enough of these bullying tactics and fucking the EU completely..
Logan Fisher
I understand that, I'm just saying there seems to be an immense amount of support for reform. Brexit is proof of that. It's surprising to me that there aren't more politicians rushing to take advantage of it.
But then again, I'm somewhat surprised we haven't seen more 'Trump Republicans' pop up here in the states. Aside from Paul Nehlen and a couple others I'm not sure of any.
James Miller
2 - 3 threads ago everyone was already going over this issue unanimously agree it's enjoyable to watch Corbyn get decimated yet at the same time horrifying in what it means for the country and emphasizing the importance of strong opposition.
Don't lad, you're giving me an erection at the idea.
Wyatt Phillips
dead party
Ethan Sullivan
Word. I'm not as patient as May.
If I were in her shoes i'd charge them the net 180 billion we've given to their project over the years and leave without a free trade agreement.
Joseph Sanchez
I think that's what they want. They want to show every other EU state that despite all their codified bollocks and commitment to voluntary unity they won't let anyone go quietly.
Brody Lee
>just at home in south africa and rhodesia >rhoesia REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE