>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
Posted this last on the old thread. Posting again to be seen.
Anyone up for an all day marathon 5/5 thread? Friday and a drinking holiday shit will be poppin all day. If there are takers I will get one going at 9am est
Adrian White
Thank you OP! 2 hr thread is relatively busy for CPD, now we're in real nigga hours
Luke Rivera
>he battered her >she stabbed him in the shoulder
The courtship rituals of the North American Ground Ape.
Anthony Perez
I am - have middle school and high school drop off and I will be down for CPD Cinco de Mayo
Nathaniel Perry
Checked last thread and there are takers for an all day marathon. I have a meeting at 9 to noon but will start one before hand.
Jose Perry
kinda like Klingons
Jacob Morris
BUT I LUV DIS NIQQA
YES I STABBED HIM WITH A POCKET KNIFE
Julian Brooks
"WuuuuUUUUUuuuuuUuuuUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuu" what the fuck
Joseph King
REALNIGGAHOURS WHO TF UP
Ethan Smith
Noice - hopefully we can get some special edition cards put together for Primetime tomorrow night
Jackson Mitchell
Male Black never went to sleep and he is nigging hard tonight!
Oliver Nguyen
Ayy!
Easton Roberts
Sounds good but the beaners won't get home until 1600 local time and it will take a few hours until the liquor starts making them feel some type of way.
Ethan Ward
someone fucking around on the radio
Mason Collins
I've seen these threads before but never really stop in to see what's up. Who is this Roberts that keeps getting posted, and where can I check out the scanner if I don't actually own one?
Caleb Peterson
Kek you know those human Beans not working tomorrow
James Watson
I am not skilled enough to do that but that would be awesome. I have a feeling tomorrow will be the day the stolen white Porsche is taken out. Normies watched a giraffe for weeks waiting for it to give birth. I prefer the thrill of the elusive stolen white Porsche doing strong arm robberies myself.
Gavin Price
They...do read poetry while their females throw things at them. >YWN have a she-klingon try to battle you while you play her your mixtape
Adam Williams
The broadcastify link in OP post Robert is the only one dealing justice in an unjust world
Um, gangbangers don't have jobs. I assume they don't go to school either. I assume they will start as soon as they wake up if they even go to sleep
Evan Turner
I'll work on some in the a.m., will try to crank out at least a few so we aren't all on the same card
Hudson Morris
And yes I need a conclusion to the Porsche story arc or this season can't be complete
The reveal: it was Rahm the whole time!
Gabriel Phillips
32 oz bottles Modelo don't pay for themselves. And their huwhite foremen will fire them if they don't show up to the construction site.
Owen Flores
Thanks Robert. You're a good egg. Include a special box for the Porsche. Tomorrow will be day none of the Porsche caper
Nathan Morris
I fucking knew it! How else could it keep getting away.
Elijah Scott
True enough. One things for sure, it'll be a long night, mexiparties last well into the morning hours
Evan Gray
This face, this uniform, is made for memes. He will never know. >This is for the best.
Matthew Evans
I just assumed they were stolen or paid for with money they stole.
Gabriel King
How is the investigative work actually done on Sup Forums's /cpd/? I know we have the scanner, racial demographics, gangland map and such, but how do /cpd/'s Roberts help the Roberts risking their lives on the streets? I want to do what I can to help out. I'd be willing to do marathons to back the blue. Any advice would be great! I live in PA, but the big cities here are no Chiraq.
Kayden Williams
He's not in it for the glory, user. He never was.
Only Raymonds seek glory
Julian Mitchell
BACK THE BLUE >>Get Behind the Vest donation drive: getbehindthevest.org/ >Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH): cpdmemorial.org/
Blake Howard
we dont we're not trying to get nigger famous like HWNDU
Parker Cooper
>but how do /cpd/'s Roberts help the Roberts risking their lives on the streets?
See this:
Camden Moore
nobody loves robert
Thomas Cooper
Just us, Aussiebro. But that's enough for him
Nathan Miller
Also this, kek Pic related. We are observers. Vultures watching the beast lumber, and stumble, but never die.
Nathan Garcia
Are you shitting me? Why the fuck would the cops in the shittiest area not get armor? Fuckn hell.
Parker Green
Democrats. Rahm gonna Rahm, how else will he pay for his coke
Hunter Rivera
blame Rahm No one likes Rahm
did i just hear fucking?
Jackson Sanders
I do my part to help Robert by every day: 1. Not hiding in storm drains and grabbing people 2. Checking grandma's oxygen tank regularly 3. Not BBQing inside my apartment
Jackson Jones
>We are observers. Vultures watching the beast lumber, and stumble, but never die. this
Alexander Brooks
Makes sense, but I wish there was something we could do. It would be nice to have some sort of CCTV but people would misuse it for the worst..
Brandon Reyes
They do get a uniform and "duty availability" budget, every year, but they are required to get their own vests and inserts, and those need to be replaced periodically, as the polymers break down.
Carson Wilson
>MALE BLACK SHOOTING >GANG FIGHT
Thomas Garcia
Can't speak for anyone else but I wrote down the info I hear on a pad. Cross check the names with Facebook pages and usually there are pics with guns and general shitty stuff on there that is incriminating. I then wait a day or so and text screenshot screenshots and links to 274637. That is the text a tip line.
Mason Robinson
LADS THE LEAD'S FLYING! COUNT VON BODYCOUNT, WE SHALL NEED YOU SHORTLY!
Xavier Rivera
don't worry AUS bro, Rahm has a plan!
Samuel Morris
Hell man they don't get paid enough for that. We pay enough taxes as Americans, they should at least subsidize bulletproof vests for the Roberts
Carson Scott
...
Henry Johnson
He is spending public funds on ID cards for thugs. ID CARDS. FOR THE FUCKING GANG COONS. He argued that their criminal backgrounds disenfranchised them. Rahm's a real piece of shit.
I agree. I started budgeting a once a year donation last season.
Sebastian James
Good advice, thank you. I'll look into doing that! Thanks Robert
Angel Walker
I have only reported two or three though. I can't let it go when there are kids in dangerous situations. One nasty bitch was holding her child while smoking crack. The kid had bruises on him and not the normal toddler learning to walk bruises but deep bruises and a split lip.
Owen Hall
>can anyone speak spanish?
Nicholas Evans
Lol. Our taxes go to ID's for thugs and illegals.... baka. I will start budgeting for yearly donations for the Chicago PD. My family usually donates to our local PD, but I'm sure I can convince them to help out CPD every once and a while
Kevin Lopez
First time in a CPD thread. Does it get more interesting?
>does anyone speak spanish?
I want to hear about shots fired, not this nonsense.
Dominic Hill
He's back
Jayden Gray
If you're not LARPing, good on you lad. Also, thanks for not posting it all up in the /cpd/ threads. The mods seem to have top-level instructions to nix anything that looks like doxxing.
Charles Parker
>wearing Adidas >armed with a gun really?
Henry Richardson
you really need "male black" in that image
Julian Parker
There were just 2 cops shot two nights ago. Tomorrow will be nuts. Chill the fuck out
Ha! Good on you, Luigi. I'm sure the Italian Roberts appreciate your efforts.
Sebastian Lewis
Adidas Black rises from the Foot Locker once again
Isaiah Lopez
I think I heard they had him in custody, if that's the call Adam was on with Robert, he called for a cagecar as well
David Powell
>suicidal female
Levi Scott
Cheers, then. It's a thankless gig. I have a childhood friend who does that kind of stuff.
Dominic Torres
Did we ever hear if they found the kids (11, 14) from the domestic violence shelter earlier? (Needed translator, father threatened to mother at the shelter that he would kill the kids, they didn't come to the shelter after school, last check in was Spanish Robert and the mom going to dads residence to see if he had the kids there)
Nathaniel Diaz
Thanks man. It is rough but it makes a difference.
Jose Martin
Holy fucking shit, that's what I'm talking about. The fear in his voice, he knows he's dying. That's fucking heavy.
Why is tomorrow gonna be crazy? Do niggers celebrate Cinco de Mayo?
Colton Diaz
No word on the kids
Angel Gonzalez
No idea.
John Anderson
The human Beans will be out in full force along with the chimps and crackas. Should be fucking nuts, alcohol will be flowing
Jonathan Ross
The Mexican gangs do.
Didn't sleep at all Tuesday night after hearing that.
Matthew Lee
We usually don't help the Roberts. I help here by gathering pics of the city and action I come across because it's /comfy/. A few Roberts here find it /comfy/ to take those images and allow up to view them through hell-colored glasses.
Example of my work.
Ethan Mitchell
no, but 4th of july week is insane
Jackson Ross
Oh, he didn't die, nevermind. Still gnarly.
Liam Turner
>he knows he's dying Both Roberts survived; were in the hospital less than 24 hours. Listening to the entire EMS grid light up...the whole fucking logistical pipeline recoiled after that call, locked down an entire neighborhood, state police, county, multiple k9's, the helicopter and a boat. They blocked traffic, got EMS rolling, less than fifteen minutes from the firefight to the hospital.
Evan Edwards
And an example of other Robert's work.
Robert Edwards
>Do niggers celebrate Cinco de Mayo? no, but the wetbacks in Rahms sanctuary city do
Thomas Jones
>hell-colored glasses. Still my favorite name for the style. Thanks for the photos, m8.
Ryan Rodriguez
Why do you call them Roberts?
Isaac Perez
No problem.
Bentley Sullivan
we're all Robert here
Jayden Jenkins
codename of the nightshift patrol cars
Owen Rogers
Also, that NOBODY IS GOING HOME call. This season has seem some LEGENDARY quotes.
"Robert" is police radio brevity for R, which is used in this context for "relief", they are overflow cops, able to surge out to whatever zone is needing help at night.
Jordan Evans
Ah, so you are the famous PicRobert I have seen around the past few nights. Props man. Good job on the recon. I'd be doing the same if I lived there(of course I'd be carrying something for defense)
Jordan Edwards
Who's the girl?
Nicholas Morgan
Christ You can see why they end up doing such shady shit like the disappearing building. That's fucking chilling to listen to.
Camden Gomez
>of course I'd be carrying something for defense) Rahm would be up your ass if you did
