>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
>Assorted trouble at the Mongolian Hot Pot >Male Black in crutches with only one leg has been discharged but he won't leave >Possible burglary in progress. The TV is gone.
Levi Martinez
I think somebody just stole a light pole from an intersection
William Watson
That's a first
Austin Young
It's not, though, that's the worst part.
Liam Nelson
A few days ago somebody stole an electricity pole and ran in the street carrying it with the wires still attached
Jaxson Bennett
Indeed - Male Black can indeed work in groups when stealing entire telephone poles. One of the few rare instances where the chimp out is contained until the pole and wires are at their new location outside his baby mama house.
Good Cinco De Porto fellow Roberts, gonna be working on some special cards for this evening if you gents have any suggestions!
Alexander Young
Somebody pulled the church door off the hinges
Lucas Cooper
That is not what Jesus would do. It IS what Jartavious would do, however.
Wyatt Mitchell
Bump cuz it's slow at work today and I don't want the thread to die.
Zachary Cox
How is the weather in Chicago?
Brody Miller
Shameless bump for Robert. Remenber to check yo keys nigga
Hunter Edwards
Check yo keys
Gabriel Hernandez
bumping
Liam Jones
Alright Roberts - two fresh cards for the main event tonight, let me know if you have any ideas for card 3
Card 1 attached
Julian Price
Card 2
Jace Cruz
DISREGARD previous card two, male black's spelling was rubbing off on me - corrected version attached
Bentley Hughes
Great job! Looking forward to tonight.
Ryan Kelly
bump
tuned out, anything happened with the guy with a gun to his head?
Levi Murphy
Card 3
I have a feeling Robert's gonna use a helicopter at least once tonight, the beanery should be intense after La Raza hit this week and the antics of Chicongo last night
Alexander Clark
Washington D.C. user checking in from work.. Happy spic day too you all
Jaxon Robinson
WTF was that about licking balls and sausage?
Gavin Cruz
Yeah this week has been crazy. Like something feral is in the air.
David Bailey
male keeps hitting his head against the wall, not responding
Jacob Bell
oh shit loud music blasting from Pierce School
1st Cinco De Mayo party!
Jaxon Martinez
"strange people" taking shit from vacant house
Shopping for male black
Andrew Perez
>Woman locked herself in the bathroom (seems to be standard procedure for women) >Male black is smoking and harassing customers inside the store >Loud music blasting from the school
Julian Reed
Elderly guy bleeding from the face and trying to get away from lady who wants to help him
Ayden Cook
Battery Mt. Sinai, oh shit, 13 year old kid there, mother brought him in but wont return to authorize treatment
Sounds like White People Problems
Kevin Rivera
>Woman locked herself in the bathroom (seems to be standard procedure for women)
Lady user here. Never locked myself in a bathroom.
Jason Morales
Did I hear that right? A student is fighting with the principal at the gym?
Oh shit now a student at the same school smacked another student and fled
Angel Kelly
Boyfriend beat her up
also trying to take her phone
Who was she texting, though? I feel like there's more to this story
Josiah Jackson
ugh oh we got a weed smoker at 10:58 am.
Nathaniel Parker
He says that he was locked out of his home and he was asking for a ladder
