Brit/pol/- Kayleigh's heard the results Edition

>Tory sweep, labour losses, UKIP collapse, lib dem stagnation
twitter.com/britainelects/

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636
>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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Get on my level Conservatards.

First for [CURRENT YEAR]

1ST FOR 1000 YEAR REICH

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fuck anime

Dumfries & Galloway composition:
CON: 16 (+2)
LAB: 11 (-4)
SNP: 11: (+1)
LDEM: 1 (-)
OTH: 4 (-3)

Tories 400 westminster seats

>meme ideology
Remove yourself.

THE CONSERVATIVES HAVE BECOME THE LARGEST PARTY IN ABERDEENSHIRE, BEATING THE SNP
>THE CONSERVATIVES HAVE BECOME THE LARGEST PARTY IN ABERDEENSHIRE, BEATING THE SNP
THE CONSERVATIVES HAVE BECOME THE LARGEST PARTY IN ABERDEENSHIRE, BEATING THE SNP
>THE CONSERVATIVES HAVE BECOME THE LARGEST PARTY IN ABERDEENSHIRE, BEATING THE SNP
THE CONSERVATIVES HAVE BECOME THE LARGEST PARTY IN ABERDEENSHIRE, BEATING THE SNP
>THE CONSERVATIVES HAVE BECOME THE LARGEST PARTY IN ABERDEENSHIRE, BEATING THE SNP
THE CONSERVATIVES HAVE BECOME THE LARGEST PARTY IN ABERDEENSHIRE, BEATING THE SNP
>THE CONSERVATIVES HAVE BECOME THE LARGEST PARTY IN ABERDEENSHIRE, BEATING THE SNP
THE CONSERVATIVES HAVE BECOME THE LARGEST PARTY IN ABERDEENSHIRE, BEATING THE SNP
>THE CONSERVATIVES HAVE BECOME THE LARGEST PARTY IN ABERDEENSHIRE, BEATING THE SNP
THE CONSERVATIVES HAVE BECOME THE LARGEST PARTY IN ABERDEENSHIRE, BEATING THE SNP
>THE CONSERVATIVES HAVE BECOME THE LARGEST PARTY IN ABERDEENSHIRE, BEATING THE SNP

Ed IS tough enough

ONE

THOUSAND

YEAR

MONARCHY

DUNDEE HAS GONE TO NO OVERALL CONTROL FROM SNP

Someone buy Diane an abacus, please.

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>reminder this faggot plays FIFA for a living
Truly a working class lad working hard for his money.

That was obvious, the snp cut all of the funding and gave it to glasgow.

MMM YES MUMMY MAY
TH-THOUSAND YEARS MMMMMMM
YES GLOBAL BRITAIN
YES YES GLOBAAAAAAAL AAAAAAAH
ABSOLUTELY
C I V I C
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LE BASED INDIAN MAN WE DID IT REDDIT AAAAAA

If only

>tfw live in Aberdeen

Good lads.

THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=yu3mNKpJLgc

SNP getting their haggis stirred.

Absolute Monarchy?

Mental disorder
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SNP isn't even clearly winning fucking DUNDEE?

Dumfries & Galloway composition:

CON: 16 (+2)
LAB: 11 (-4)
SNP: 11: (+1)
LDEM: 1 (-)
OTH: 4 (-3)

Chgs. w/ 2012
Boundary changes.

and

SNP LOSE MAJORITY ON DUNDEE COUNCIL BY ONE - Tories win 2 seats in final ward

>Scottish Nationalists

must suck to be in any other party but the conservatives right now

Conservatives Win By Doing Absolutely Nothing

youtube.com/watch?v=0oh83kiiMlw

Can smell the cum stained anime pillow from here lad

protip: when the tories are winning by this much, YOU are walking amongst US

Labour's talking points for today

>winning the easiest places
>deflecting everything else

twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/860425009529057280

>The Republic of Le-Bore.

Beautiful.

STOP CALLING THEM NATIONALISTS THEY ARE MARXISTS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Superb choice.

YOU COULD RUN

BUT YOU COULDN'T RUN FOREVER

REX PACIFICUS IS HERE NOW

FREE ICE

average tory

(((SJW))) Trannie

Connoisseurs of memes

HNNNGH

To all the anti-tories IIT:

Who would you vote for?

It's the best of a bad situation.

Lib Dem SURGE

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West Midlands round 1

FREE ICE CX

SMALL

NOT

POWERFUL

Don't post my twitter here mate.

Imagine if the country was turned into an absolute monarchy back in the 50s, with Philip as King.

WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW WHERE'S YOUR CORBYN NOW

If I was a dog I would teach myself to either shit like the picture enclosed, or pinch off a shit to make you stupid shit picker-ups pick up 20 shits instead of one big shit.

Kek, love how UKIP just suicided

Never knowingly undersold

>marxists
Do you know how to communicate without using buzzwords?

I mean at gunpoint I'd rather have a white faggot than a nigger.

OKAY LADS, FINAL VERSION

FIND A FLAW

Reminder

TriHard

Was colonisation worth it? All we did was send of millions of our own to foreign lands, subsidise them until they became independent, and eventually they became distant and even hostile to us.

>shilling your channel
Pathetic.

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By the way how does he turn in to shitskin?

G L O B A L
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this sort of shit isnt even surprising

I mean, come on!

>Living in Aberdeen

While I'm no expert on the city, the few times I've been there, there's been a definite air of suicidal depression about the place

>Nationalism is evil said the Scottish NATIONAL Party voter

(((Buzzfeed))) Jew media

fake tan

You seem flustered!

Labour will win, Lib Dem and Green voters will have put Simon as their backup which pushes him over the line.

cmonBruh

TWO GENDERS
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>OTH: 4 (-3)
Say it with me:

>GREEN SURGE
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I like how the loli is eyeing up the boobs

>I hope mine are that big one day!

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It's actually really nice, problem is the entire palce is made of granite so it's always dark grey.

can a bong kindly explain to me why a lot of city names end in "-shire" and you commonly shorten the names of cities (ie Leicester to Leeds)?

Conservative will not hit 390

IT'S REAL

Teresa "We are all Jews'' May

Yes. Creating more anglo countries is obviously a good thing you dumb dumb.

Pretty much.

When you're this much of a minority, YOU are 'the other'.

>TWOERS WEN
What did he mean by this

The state of my meme

The first round in Tees Valley was closer (39.5% - 39%) and the Tories still won so who knows

Toryism is de facto Engliah nationalism. Britain is codeword for greater England.

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Is it hard in the winter when you have 4 hours of daylight? My sister lives up your way and she hates the winters

Aberdeen is actually a nice place to live, it just looks like something from a dystopian victorian novel

went to bed this morning knowing I'd wake up to a conservative landslide, but I didn't expect it this much in Scotland.

Is the SNP finally ded too?

>SNP
>London, England

>People used to leave Britain
Where did they go?

fuck off liberal tosser

You get used to it, and you get a bit more than 4 hours

>ie Leicester to Leeds
or maybe is was Leicester to just Lester I can't remember exactly

The colonies

Not really, I love the cold and wet but i'm a bit of a weirdo so...

Everyone here is only here because of the jobs. The shire is absolutely lovely and I visit often.

fuck off labour cuck.