Britain is not the centre of the world, and the idea that EU leaders would sit together plotting a victory for Jeremy Corbyn is laughable.
It was a German article by a German journalist in German in a German newspaper in Germany, it's is utterly ridiculous that Theresa thought it was aimed at her electorate and not them.
Of course, Theresa May didn't actually think that, it was simply a convenient excuse to use the political tactic of portraying herself as the 'Defender of the British people' against the wicked scheming Europeans. And it will almost certainly work too. The electorate is thick as pig shite.
This has been the remit of May's Britain since the start. Blame our problems on liberals, on Europe, on the sick, the disabled and the homeless.
Jonathan Gonzalez
For the King
Alexander Baker
I think I'm going mad lads. I got jealous of a character having sex with Selina Meyer. Help me.
Blake Martin
>It's been cool bantz and discussion all day till you came on, lad. Wrong.
People have been getting temporarily banned ever since /bant/ become a board.
>brit/pol/ culture is both shitposting and politics Well seems like our culture is about to fade seeing as how you get banned for shitposting.
Although I can and will put my tripfag reputation(>implying) on the line and promise is once shitposting in Brit/pol/ is allowed again then I will start discussing politics, not necessarily full time but atleast occasionally.
What's your opinion on DJ Tiesto running against the Queen in the 2022 elections? Personally I think it's shocking.
Connor Nguyen
>this pasta again
Jace Perez
I wanna see May's tits
Blake Wright
I miss YKTD
Isaac Martinez
Kek they are closing the gap, look at council seat figures.
Wyatt Morris
>DJ Tiesto Over rated normie shite
Colton Reed
Bonus meme from the other day where autiste wizard blows it with a nice looking polski girl. I know it's not Sup Forums, but you guys seemed to enjoy laughing at me.
40 hour gap between the 3rd from last and bottom two messages
Despite the opinions of the saboteurs and the media, Labour are going to win this election.
Charles Taylor
But then what would all the late night shows talk about and tell me what to think of these topics?
Luke Richardson
Which party should a soft Brexiteer vote for?
Ethan Howard
Went past a food bank today and NHS nurses were queueing outside singing songs to cheer all the refugees up
Made me proud to vote Labour
Noah Clark
What did the mods do?
Adrian Sullivan
Careful lad or you'll get banned, don't forget to include something politically related in your posts or you'll get banned.
How do we feel about peppa pig filling in for Davey C as lord of cambridge?
Lincoln Clark
Is this real autism?
James Long
you complete fucking idiot
Matthew Rivera
Tories
Kayden Sullivan
you fucked it up
Sebastian Cox
>labour mathematics
Josiah Ramirez
No one gives a shit about Mays political PR stances and bullshit. The only thing she did that for was to affirm to supporters that she's being decisive where no one in Labour can even say they wouldn't challenge the 100 billion euro figure.
Stop clinging onto simple sentences as the definition of voters voting purposes. It's like the >Muh 350 million lie >Need a whole new election and forget about remains lying habits as well.
Jonathan Ward
Tories.
Landon Bennett
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Robert Price
Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want
Hudson Stewart
May is risking leaving without a deal - i.e. disaster.
Jeremiah Turner
What do you reckon my chances are if i stand as an independent?
Jonathan Wilson
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Logan Wilson
>live 4 hours away from London >can hear them crying from here
kek
Ryan Lee
i was listening in the shower to radio 4 and they described Corbyn without his name or party and i wanted to vote for him.
Jordan Wright
Please God no. Please. She let you back in. Why would you do this?
Isaiah Thomas
They didn't ban preusse permanently
Adrian Morales
The Tories will win regardless, you either add the extra vote to absolutely anally destroy Labour or don't and not even make a noticeable difference.
Anthony Wilson
Can you fill me in what is an independent?
Caleb Jackson
>POST FEET YOU DIRTY WHORE
Charles Hughes
>Peppa pig Oh no, whatever will the paki mudslimes have to say about that? I'd vote for it. >get banned Ha ha ha
Jeremiah Taylor
The mods think that just because /bant/ exists they can just ban random shotposting on brit/pol/
Isaac Russell
"no deal is better than a bad deal"
Ayden James
The delusion is in the people who think "this is a thing that might happen if we leave" is the same as
>"£350m a week TURKEY!!!!!!! SYRIA!!!! ISIS!!!!!".
One hasn't yet been proven to be true or false, the other was absolute bullshit from day one.
I admit there were lies, or at least exaggerations by Remain, but they were far from the same level as the utter emotionally driven fabrications from the Leave campaign. Screaming about ISIS, sovereignty which we already have, bullshit EU regulations that don't exist, slogans and promises like the £350 million a week, and the many such shovelfuls of bullshit like that which were proven to be bullshit almost the instant the vote was over aren't on the same level as people panicking because it's almost certain we'll be utterly fucked over, both by the EU and our own government, upon leaving the EU, and we have no plan to handle that.
Elijah Cruz
jokes on you i don't racemix with polish girls anway i'm just memeing her
Ian Nelson
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Evan Green
Is growing my own tobacco remotely viable?
Jayden Long
UKIP
William Foster
>FUCK OFF
Jose Lopez
They would be even smugger because they would think they have even more power than they think they have now.
Lucas White
>We lost seats but we are closing the gap on the Conservatives.
Josiah Lee
it is strange though
Henry Martin
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James Stewart
maths is racist
- dianne "abo" abbot"
Josiah Perry
just being myself :))))
if she can't handle the autism, then I can't handle the normie. that's my motto nam sayin
Gavin Gomez
You really believe Theresa "Stronger IN" May would walk away without a deal?
It's a negotiating tactic so that we don't have to pay as much of the divorce bill. The Tories are the party of soft brexit, Labour would offer to pay the whole thing.
Jackson Baker
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Leo Rodriguez
One actually.
Josiah Gomez
>THERE ARE NIGGERS ON THE FALKLANDS ISLANDS
Leo Foster
This has got to be, by far, the shittest day in British politics for years. Pretty much confirmed 1000 year Tory reich that is anti-NHS and pro-migration.
Caleb Perez
>i'm just memeing her
Shitting your pants, you mean. It's alright, lad. We've all been there once.
Isaac Flores
>walk away from the negotiations with no deal >my product's conformity assessment paperwork becomes void overnight >customs inspector detains my shipment >he takes samples to send to an approved testing house >the inspection costs me £700 >detention costs me £80 a day for the ten days it takes to get my results back. >I also have to pay £900 testing fee >European ports start having to deal with the unexpected burden of thousands of inspections >a backlog of testing builds up as a huge range of products sit at the ports awaiting results >my delivery drivers ends up sat in a queue on the motorway for hours >the imported goods I need for my product's raw materials can enter the country, but they end up in the same queue leaving >I can neither export nor import >my company dies and my workers go on the dole
So glad we didn't get that "bad deal"
Nicholas Barnes
Do soft brexiteers enjoy seeing their wife plowed by muhammad
Elijah Roberts
you retarded nigger
Christian Jackson
remoaners really are obsessed with the £350 million figure
Christian Nelson
Are your local elections already over?
How hard, exactly, did Labour get stomped on?
Connor Roberts
Unironically on the verge of a nervous breakdown due to obsession with mummy may. Im not even trying to aggravate it, it just wont go away. I only post here because I can't tell anyone not even a therapist - I don't do it to be annoying or seek attention like the anime posters. Literally woke up one day with this shit like I was struck by lightning. this is some black mirror shit.
Josiah Davis
See You're fooling no-one. Ten years from now, this memory will make you cringe under your covers.
Ethan Thompson
Yes you are right dont try to be someone else especially for fanny
Xavier Russell
Tories gained over 500 seats. Labour heartlands like Teeside and the West Midlands elected Tory mayors (narrowly).
Evan Jenkins
Anyone got any redpills to share about David Davis? I quite like the bloke.
On a side note, had a Chinky for dinner and it was shit.
Parker Davis
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Connor Brown
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Alexander Howard
>tfw got too horny one day and I straight up asked a girl for nudes out of the blue >after she responded with "what the fuck" I proceeded to shit spaghetti and claimed that a friend I was with was on my phone >she believes me and I still talk to her like nothing happened to this day
I'm smooth as fuck
Michael Roberts
Out of our hands now ,move to jockland
John Bailey
Long and distinguished service after coming up from a council estate and getting a degree in business.
He's alright.
Jace Butler
If she had any clue, she wouldn't have ruled out EEA/EFTA, at least as a transition.
I've nothing to convince me this is 3D chess, rather than pure ignorance.
Easton Anderson
I THINK WE HAVE ACHIEVED ESTABLISMENT....
Jason Collins
It's not anti-NHS when it's continuing to shovel more and more money into the thing. Being anti-NHS is not a bad thing.
Hunter Anderson
Did they fill her with their monkey semen after that photo?
>blah blah some hypothetical situation Stopped reading.
I can play that game too: >exit EU >reduce bureaucracy >save shit loads of cash >create jobs >build utopia
Lucas Ward
Seriously though, I still don't see what's so bad about any of this. I asked you faggots why she would be messaging me in the first place. You all said she wants to fuck. I haven't even properly asked her out yet. At the most I've called her pretty. And I've cut though the bullshit of talking about the uni course we're doing. The year just finished, summer is coming up, why the fuck do I want to be spending my time fannying about with some girl just talking about fucking maths and physics? She's either interested or she's not. I'm a fucking PUA god. What I did was the equivalent of unbuckling my belt and sending her a dick pic Fuck it.
