Brit/pol/ - CIVIC edition

Tory sweep, labour losses, UKIP collapse, lib dem stagnation
twitter.com/britainelects/

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636
>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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UKIP is dead.

REMINDER: MOST TORY POSTERS ARE REDDIT MIGRANTS, DON'T LET THEM CHANGE BRIT/POL/ CULTURE

Give one good reason I shouldn't go all in with ETH (Ethereum) right now?

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Nigel will return to UKIP after June and destroy the Tories in the next election.

>typical tory shill poster

See? Even Nuttall agrees that it's OK to vote Tory. Time to embrace your C I V I C side lads

b.... but this time they mean it

>believing anything Bojo says whatsoever

The man is a flip flopper.

>Paul Nuttall feebly tries to attach his harness as his once-airworthy plane plummets to earth. He feels a strong yet firm, stable hand on his shoulder cautioning him to stop. He looks up, it's Theresa May.

>May: No! They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

>Nuttall's expression seems to be conflicted, in the length of a single breath he contemplates the finality of death, the worthiness of his cause and the cruelty of fate. He steels himself, and his gaze meets May's.

Nuttall: Have we started the fire?

>May: Yes, the fire rises.

>May hurriedly attaches a harness around a hysterical Douglas Carswell who is kicking up a fuss about being injected with the Conservative party line direct from a drip attached to the long-dead corpse of John Major.

>May: Calm down Douglas, now is not the time for fear- that comes later.

Someone replace the yank with a brit and the parties.

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>Carswell only shrieks louder as May activates the winch and they are both wrenched high into the air. Below them the UKIP plane is seen plummeting to earth, Nuttal still strapped inside.

>The camera switches to a view of Carswell and May swinging precariously mid-air with their winch attached to a large aircraft with a Conservative logo on the side. After several seconds an explosion is heard but not seen.

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I think if our govt agrees to shell out the 100b to the EU I'm renouncing any faith I have left for this country. The absolute state of it all.

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I sense there will be a third coming.

xaxaxaxaxa

fucking traitor.
Bloody hell Nigel, take control back before it's too late.

why are you trying to pretend you're not YKTD

The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get

>Sky News understands

So this could be media spin from literally anybody. Not that any of you should need a reason to distrust the Tories.

I don't post 250 times a day so that's one clue that i'm not.

>DON'T LET THEM CHANGE BRIT/POL/ CULTURE

>DON'T LET THEM CHANGE BRIT/POL/ CULTURE

>DON'T LET THEM CHANGE BRIT/POL/ CULTURE

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>falling for DKNY's piss-take account

How have you been mate?

>the tories will be tough on migration

>voting Conservative

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Should we be happy about the results today?

Yes.

Absolutely. Tories for BREXIT

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>Olney: There is no point to UKIP whatsoever any more
>BBC Radio 4 audience: *massive applause*

yes but we must vote Lib Dem to show their is an opposition fuck labor desu

Rather apt here

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>why do we need an EVIL RACIST NATIONALIST PARTY when that's what the TORIES ARE, AM I RIGHT?
>*standing ovation*

i fucking love this song.

sides lost forever Fab m8

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He is a based Our Guy tbqh

>Andy Burnham is Greater Manchester Mayor
>He's giving 15% of his £110000 salary to the homeless.

Can't imagine a Tory doing that, most of them get off on it.

So is this about a mixie who falls in love with a far-righter? What?

Make sure you phone in tomorrow to tell them how mean they're being to poor old UKIP.

THE HUGE-NESS !!!!!!!!!!!

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Is he giving it to homeless charities or to every homeless person individually

>In 2009 Morrissey leaves the stage at Coachella, explaining "The smell of burning animals is making me sick. I can smell burning flesh . . . and I hope to God it's human."

absolutely based

the absolute state of this radio 4 crowd

how can someone perceive EU politicians as anything but scum

this much a based top Brit lad

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wut

They tend to like it when people use long words. Olney got applause purely for using the word 'intransigent'.

Are there any more Morrissey memes?

R8

>This is our "Music from A Bachelor's Den"

>The sound of loneliness turned up to ten

Steven "The Chinese Are Subhumans" Morrissey

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME LADS

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i don't understand this,

England and Wales:
>if you live in a Tory marginal, vote Tory
>otherwise vote as far right as you can (probably UKIP)

Scotland:
>vote for the strongest non-SNP candidate

Northern Ireland:
>vote DUP

>In 2007 he told the NME, "The gates of England are flooded. The country's been thrown away."
>Morrissey reignites racism row by calling Chinese a 'subspecies'
>Morrissey hails Britain's decision to leave the EU as 'magnificent'
>Former Smiths frontman Morrissey has revealed that he toyed with the idea of voting for the UK Independent Party. During an interview with Loaded, the singer said he admired the party's leader, Nigel Farage.

Lads, I've been cackling hysterically at lefties ever since the Brexit vote, things just keep getting better at every happening and I'm not sure I can take it anymore.

Things better calm down after the GE.

Eveyrone of my friends who voted UKIP voted conservative based solely on giving may, yet another, mandate to continue these talks aggressively (hard brexit is the only result out there, spain have the veto for all agreements if they want it). On the other side of brexit is another story, granted UKIP needs to lose most of its faces, the current leadership are a fucking joke, but if the cons swing to the centre again UKIP will be there to pick up my vote.

this is new theme
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golden. somebody make some images. chop chop.

Top Bloke who doesnt give a fuck an he is Superb on things he hates

Ian "rope the Pope" Paisley

Do Ulster lads even take part in these threads?

wtf i love morrissey now

IN THE BEGINNING

THERE WAS THE CLANGERS

WE DIDN'T WANT TO COME HERE..........

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NEVER

My gramps was an orangeman. does that count?

Most definitely.

Superb ,he so Based

I mean People who live in Northern Ireland but that's pretty cool.

Yes, I hate to regurgitate Tory slogans, but they really are the only option for a good Brexit.

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is he /ourguy/

pls del :J

Turns the stomach dunnit. Knowing they're right this time?

STRONG AND STABLE

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not enough desu lads

UN-MERKLE EURAPIA FIRST

What a bunch of fools. They put so much faith into the BBC's designated globalists that they have lost faith in the people that matter - the British electorate.

It is their own ignorance that will lead to their downfall. Their misplaced trust will land them in the grave.

Its just political posturing, he is looking to the future and a hopeful labour leadership in 4-6 years time. The guy is loaded and will not miss 15 grand a year if it buys him some political capitol down the line.

And 15k is a drop in the ocean.

>Labour is expected to gain more than eighty million seats after Diane Abbott was asked to count the votes this morning.

If this Corbyn man is such a problem why not just toss him?

John Boehner was a problem so we tossed him. Granted his replacement is a massive fuckup but thats not the point.

Why people like Corbyn and Pelosi get a free pass when they cost their party everything is beyond me

AYE HAVE MYAID A LEJITIMYAIT AND PEACEFALL REQYEST!!

officially /our/ guy

He's very popular with the party's membership.

The left are beyond deluded.

He doesn't need that money. Not one bit. It's all part of his falsified image as a humble working class Northener who doesn't want to roll around in in cash.

we'll only get a good tory run brexit if we have a strong UKIP opposition party.
With Nuttal at helm, don't think that can be achieved.

To add to that. they literally just laughed at the Tory saying he disliked the far-right.

They truly believe the Tories are fucking far-right.

His party tried. They really did. But the membership was tired of the mealy-mouthed blairites usually put up for leadership positions and bona fide communists came out in droves to support the guy for his leadership position.

NO[PE]

We posting songs?

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>Between two rivers there's a calvary
>A rolling mill that drains the hills
>And did those hobnailed boots on ancient clay
>Walk in endless rain and skies of grey

WE ALL LOVE OUR CLANGERS, DON'T WE FOLKS?

>If this Corbyn man is such a problem why not just toss him?

Because there's no mechanism to physically remove him. Corbyn failed a vote of no confidence 172-40 and most of his cabinet resigned, either of which should've made his position untenable. But if he simply refuses to quit there's nothing Labour can do.