Brit/pol/:Jones on suicide watch edition

Tory sweep, labour losses, UKIP collapse, lib dem stagnation
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>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636
>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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When will the UK stop winning?

We've been loosing for a century now.

I BET THAT LITTLE SHOP-KEEPER CUNT IS A MASSIVE HOMO WHO SANG SONGS ABOUT BEING HIT WITH STICKS...

WHICH HAVE .... RHYTHM.....


DON'T BELIEVE ME?.....

SUCK MUH BALLS AVEC LE VINEGAR.....

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On tonight's show!

>Diane Keaton
>Jessica Chastain
>Kevin Bacon
>Michael Fassbender
>Gorillaz

BBC One, 10:40pm

We aren't winning anything.

2nd for the absolute state of Diane Abott

What a sad-sack

Dunno bout you lads but I'd spunk on Owen's face

laura kuenssberg

>UKIP
JUST

t. Labour rasheed

Pretty racist lad

Can someone explain why people are actually enthusiastic about Corbyn. I get hating Blairites, but what about him is especially radical or interesting? At least people like Melenchon have some pretty crazy policies and are somewhat charismatic. Corbyn's Labour seem very neutered.

>Reminder that being white (or Aryan) is not about the colour of one's skin, but rather the state of one's mind (so long as you're not a Bantu)

Speaking of which, lads, would you ever be OK with taking all of us Cape Coloureds into your country?

We're redpilled on important issues and hate the real niggers, the Bantus, more than the Afrikaners.

If not, why not? We're basically Aryans, if you're to go by the proper, original definition.

((((Divide & Conquer))) and ((((White Nationalist)))) shills need not reply.

>Libdemfightback
>-42

Diane Abbots aren't a race lad

UKIP insider from Thanet here. Nigel Farage is going to join the Conservative Party on Monday and Craig McKinley will be deselected for re-stand in south Thanet.

SNP had a mare last night

How are the Tories doing so well in the place that hates them the most?

b-b-b-but muh milkman surge!

Reminder for those who don't know who to vote
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is it too late?

UKIP = Racists

Ergo:

ITT = Racists

That's almost plausible

Don't do this to me mate. Imagine are Nige as an MP, possibly tory PM in five years time...

Why does the Isle of Man have it's own flag?

Because the conservatives are really going to fix our demographic displacement, right you fucking faggot?

Today is a very minor victory, but all of our parties are the same side of the same shekel.

MY BALLS

Fucking commies throw her out of a helicopter.

When is the main election this is just the local positions now right?

Strong and stable

She really is.

>t. Tory CIVIC

THEY SEEM TO BE
EXPLODING
DING
DING
DING

FROM THE FUTURE!!!.......

The absolute state of Richard O' Brien, he's got boobs and everything

Still would 2bh though

£30 a year for all

The wonders of Communism! Vote Laybah!

The only alternatives are big memes.

Why would the Tories want him? He'd be too much of a liability and the tories are vacuuming up UKIP votes without him

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8th of June lad

Because he has no real desire to be leader and didn't expect to be. He's doing it out a sense of duty. All the rest from the other parties are self-serving, slick egotists. Corbyn seems like an honest, decent bloke who wants the best for the working class.

The Maze exacts a heavy toll.

>£30 a year for all

kek

He was the only reason UKIP got votes in the first place tbqh

This election is abosulty about getting out of the EU. Not just that but getting out as strong as possible. Telling the EU to go fuck itself. Labour has placed themselves as borderline traitors. And communists. The working class cant stomach them.

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>A-non its not as bad as it looks right

>Lisa Nandy will never give you a cheeky handy

Anyone with a drop of negro or australoid blood is literally not a human

Good evening

Dude's been a backbencher for a long time and has never changed his ideology--he's been a through-and-through, dyed-in-the-wool socialist since forever. I remember him before the leadership campaign and was chuffed to bits to hear that he was running (I was a socialist up until very recently in the grand scheme of things), because I knew that this guy was the real socialist that Labour's left had been yearning for since Kinnock.

It's neutered because he now leads a party that has been so centrist since the late eighties and has to appeal to as many people as he can in order to garner support. His endorsement of the Remain campaign is a great example--he believed the same things about the EU as Tony Benn and the old left did, critical of its democratic deficit and pandering to global capitalism, but he abandoned that in order to win the support of his already divided party.

>still not been door-knocked

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAHAHAHA so true

>tfw theresa may's GLOBAL brexit is going to mean even MORE immigration and offshoring

b-based tories

>The Maze exacts a heavy toll.

It would seem so, he was the best presenter though so fair play to him; unless he voted Remain in which case his kinds should be gassed

Even if all those things were true, he's also thick as pig shit and incompetent, so there's no reason to think he could improve the lot for the working class however much he tried.

Not looking good for labour. How fucked must it be in that party for Corbyn at this point to still keep mum about brexit and still being full suicide immigration.

The only sane move on the board is #1 full brexit support and #2 limited reasonable immigration that goes up and down as the market demands. Not the massive fuck you to the working class we have had.

He could market the need for himself as someone who will make May keep the workers protections they have under the EU now.

I might try using this line. Surely I'll have a gf in no time.

Lisa Nandy though. Can't believe she's almost 40 but so fuckign adorable.

DeleT tHis gOy

Was just reading his Wikipedia page, and he's a New Zealand citizen so I doubt he had the vote

>>still not been door-knocked

sounds like bum sex that lad

Have you ever?
I've never had anyone from the parties knock.

>(I was a socialist up until very recently in the grand scheme of things)

Why

BING BING...........BONG

>BING

BONG

>BING BING BING BING

>BONG....

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GAS THE ZOG KIKES!

Just imagine what the Labour party is going to look like on June 9th. Complete clusterfuck. Can't wait lads.

mumsy voted labour so that's what i'm voting

Why was I a socialist or why did I change?

>This so-called 'UKIP collapse' actually confirms that UKIP was nothing more then a Tory vehicle for pushing the far-right propaganda. Once the goal (Brexit) was achieved, the vehicle was no longer needed, so it's being dismantled.

>all sane roads lead to the blackpill

YKTD, we know it's you.

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Why the change

we could end all of this by gassing the pakis and wogs

English Independence is the next step

too scared to knock lol

Chicago checking in this differ by location?

>TV licence man is outside again

GO AWAY YOU FUCK

>Not looking good for labour.

Aint that the truth, 1000 year Tory Reich isn't just a meme anymore, god knows how Labour are going to compete with the Torys in the future, let alone any of the other parties.

Even if Labour did go full working-class doctrine, I think people would see right through it as spiel, they've pretty much lost all credibility.

These past couple of years have been insane politically for a number of countries.

Madness, absolute madness

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UKIP are heading for oblivion aren't they.

This late? Lad, you should go outside and glass the fuck.

That would be like cutting off a few branches to try and chop down a tree. Go for the trunk or roots. GAS THE ZOG KIKES!

Its nice to see delusional elitist lefties getting blown out across the globe. Still sad for the working class though. Labour should have probably been their party for their interests. Maybe people will start shying away from communists again.

Yes. Everyone is going to the Conservatives.

Lads, why is the rest of Sup Forums outside of brit/pol/ so underage?

I get the same order here

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>he's a New Zealand citizen

I didn't even know that y'know, it's probably quite nice in NZ ,like a budget Australia with no spiders

The absolute state of the left. I'd always hated feminism and I just felt myself becoming more and more conservative every passing day. And now I'm here, to the right of Genghis Khan. Best thing to ever happen for me politically. Feels good.

This gave me a twinge. Where are these women?

Not part of the UK

most of pol is 12 year olds that were linked this from the donald

Could you imagine….. the fusion?

Why is everyone suddenly meming this elective dictatorship shit? Tony Blair got Labour a 180 seat majority and held it for 8 years until 2005. Nobody said it was a dictatorship then

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>outside of brit/pol/

so.. this is the power of the limp dims...

What do you think about fidget spinners?

Would let her kick me in the balls with Dr Martins 2bh

The influx of reddit since Trump

/ptg/ is some of the most delusional shit ive seen on pol