Brit/pol/ Nick Clegg has tight foreskin Edition

Tory sweep, labour losses, UKIP collapse, lib dem stagnation
twitter.com/britainelects/

>Prince Philip to step down from carrying out royal engagements
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39802636
>YouGov Poll: Con: 47%, Lab: 28%, Lib: 9%, UKIP: 8%
thesun.co.uk/news/3361384/2017-general-election-latest-polls/

>May Accuses EU Figures Meddling In Elections
theguardian.com/politics/live/2017/may/03/general-election-2017-official-campaign-begins-politics-live

>May Hits Out At EU
bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-39758977

>Davis Threatens To Walk Away From Brexit Talks If U.K. Provoked
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-05-03/davis-says-u-k-won-t-pay-reported-100-billion-euro-brexit-bill

>Barnier Reveals EU Bill Includes Foreign Aid To Ukraine & Turkey
express.co.uk/news/politics/799533/Brexit-news-Michel-Barnier-EU-demands-citizens-rights-divorce-bill

>UK & EU At Odds Over The '€100bn UK Fee'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39789903

>Chief Negotiator Threatens Legal Action If Britain Refuses 'Non-Negotiable' Bill
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/03/general-election-2017-brexit-divorce-michel-barnier-watch-live/

>Corbyn's Economic Policy Would Cost £45bn
theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/03/corbyns-economic-policy-would-cost-voters-45bn-ministers-claim

>Nick Clegg Sets EU Remain Bid
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39784164

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BASH THE TAFFYS

First for me

why thenf FUCK does chiona want the east chikjmna sea

Am I just being paranoid

I used to think Clegg was as bad as it could get but Farron is even more retarded

:^(

We are the Master Race. One set of standards for us. Another for the rest

nth for living within a 30 minute walk of a sexy beast

Anglos are the undisputed master race

>Oswald Spengler wrote Decline of the West after the Great War, which of course was a dysgenic war, which had a considerably destructive impact upon Western leadership, at every level. But as you look around you sense the decline, and if you have a decline and you have a desire to assert yourself to arrest the decline, and you have to apologize to yourself about even having the idea of assertion to arrest decline, you’re not going to get anywhere, are you?

>And that’s what this weapon is.

>Now, my view is the following. I’m technically a pagan. And pagans believe that creation and destruction go together. That love is fury. That whatever occurred, and whatever occurs, we don’t have to apologize. We step over what exists.

>There’s a concept in my philosophy which is called “self-overbecoming.” Where you take things which exist at a lower level, that you feel uncomfortable with, and you sublimate them, you throw them forward, you ventilate them. You take that which you don’t like, and you transmute it alchemically, psychologically, and intellectually, and you change it.

>And you step forward and say, “No!” to past humiliations, to past indoctrination and degradation of the German people, who are cardinal to the European identity. Both because of their cultural and linguistic specificity, and also because of the fact that they were over half of the European continent. If they have to apologize every day of the week, for being what they are, our group as a whole can never assert itself.

comfortable time

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Yes, they don't give a shit since all of your racist comments are, 1 On an american website, and 2 surrounded by many other racist comments and you didn't give out your name and address, they wont go to the extra effort.

Yes. You have nothing to worry about. Will you be passing by the alley any time soon?

You haven't done anything to worry about. At least not yet Steve.

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>I would pay £25 just to sniff her asshole
That's pretty sick lad. Do you think arseholes smell different? I think your fetish is that you like shit, or the smell of shit, or do you think she dines on fine Bavarian truffles, quince, and rainbows? You are borderline nonce, mate.

Off to bed to sleep off the pints and doms

But that is for now at least.

Yes... If it makes you feel any better...

Authorities would only ever investigate you if you have been reported by someone for making an offensive comment (which is more likely to happen on Twitter than here).

>there are [epo[ple onm this website RIGHT NOW called James

lkads what then fuck

Yeah, fuck niggers and fuck the eu.

youtube.com/watch?v=HgT1gtdC-PE&t=31s

see, im worried you could be GCHQ agents

All Anglo-Celtics and Germans on top of the European game, closely followed by Dutch, Scandinavians, French and Russians

theres nothing wrong with wanting to smell a girls ass if you love her

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You really shouldn`t use twitter for anything other than stalking cute girls tbqh

Not really, the server is still based outside the UK so they still would be unable to request ip information for every other mean comment scattered here or there.


I would fucking hope that taxpayer money isn't being spent on training Oxbridge graduates in GCHQ to fucking trawl the internet for jobless faggots posting pictures of racist frogs on the fucking internet.

Definitely didnt miss out on leg day.

>Am I just being paranoid
it's not a 19'50s detective who monitors you after someone tells them about you as a suspect, and asks them to grab the manilla case file from the cabinet to research user.

It's an algorithum that monitors you, and it costs next to nothing and works 24/7 and yes all UK isps and internet companies hand over their data to the government.

we all work for them , why pretend.

We are.

There's not much else doing on a Friday night so we fuck about on here.

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We could be.

DAVE

Need a good pair of running shoes, nice soft ones, any recommendations?

Nah, not all of us. People posting on Sup Forums generally don't have more than two agents active on their case at once.

new balance should be a shop near you

go to a sports direct and get something on sale for £20

I don't it is useless shite.

Then you have some issues that you need to have checked out.
Google RIPA2000. Their guidlines are all on the Internet documented by Liberty and the like. I am in support of most of those surveillance powers anyway.

It's night shift. GCHQ aren't interested in our minor bullshit because they are too busy listening to:
youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE&index=24&list=RDQMiTnucfRUdDM

Last time I got cheap shoes from sports direct they were shit.

Ukrainians are cancer*

>reminding me that it is Friday night
>reminding me that I am not out with my mates
>reminding me that I am on a Tiawanese fish-gutting website at 1am on a Friday night

Anyone else find Diane Abbotts voice really soothing?

Sounds just like this black girl I used to date when I lived in Nottingham.

oh unlucky ive had mine 5 years
granted i dont run in them much

Puma is my current brand

but you need a model that fits your foot very well. Take your time and don't cheap out.

Rich people are Master race, they control the things. You aren't master over anyone

You do know about his Jewish connections though? Granted he outjewed old Rothschild nicely

>tfw GCHQ and im bringing one of you lads in every couple weeks

We just identify the tripfags then look at their archive posts and string together all the information to make a case against them. Where do you think the tripfags dissapear? Just leave, lol no

We cant do that with Anons as Sup Forums wont co operate as its a yank website

It would be a problem, if you had any friends.

>"No UK, you cannot have all of the benefits and perks of EU Membership without being a member"
>WHAT? NO REEEE BRUSSELS TRYING TO BRING THIS COUNTRY DOWN AND PUNISHING US FOR LEAVING

>britcucks

>not going out on Saturday and having a lazy slow Friday
Anglo-Celtics are just like Scandis, Poles and Russians with Friday craziness

I'll try them again then.

Just looking to do interval training for 1 or 2 hours on a field.

Or at all, you fat cheesy sniffing, salad avoiding tub of lardo.

It`s honestly pretty good, you just need to set it up so that you`re only following things you like.
I follow painters, some pretty cool game devs and cute girls, as long as you don`t pay attention to the trends then it`s like a worse Sup Forums with more porn.

Into the Park I cycled
Two coppers giving Chase
I cranked it into third gear
The Pigs picked up their pace

One Bastard grabbed me
I thought I'd come a cropper
Then both Pigs tumbled to the ground
I sped off on my Chopper

A Cop got out his radio
Police sirens filled the night
I cranked it down to second
And peddled out of sight

I coasted to the park gates
A Police car blocked the way
A Cop crept up behind me
I saw him far too late

In his hands he held a Taser
He fired it at my head
It pierced my fucking Afro
I thought that I was dead

I fell from my trusty Chopper
And crashed onto the ground
Where sixteen coppers beat me
And with batons they did pound

The moral of my story
And one that pol/ may like
Is if you're a Crack-Head Nigger
Do NOT Steal Cracker's Bikes.

And lot of inbreeding kek

>Tfw were cucking krautcucks and you have to stay here.

must suck to be that cucked.
Might be able to bring you in for questioning as well hans

Don't be mean I have enough

People network on ethnic lines, retard. Try to get into some sections of banking while not being Alpine

>Now a party political broadcast by the Liberal Cuckocrat Party.

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Britain and Russia are one of the least inbred areas of Europe. Jewtin does a good job with malgenic and dysgenic subversion of the Russia stock though

Back then Jews just gave us shekels on the side if we were the good goy now and then (as with most of Europe). They didn't reveal their full power level until the 20th Century.

Internet friends don't count.

REPORTED

No they don't,only Jews do that in USA with Federal Reserves nobody gives a shit are you Bavarian or Austrian or Japanese

Lads, what are we going to do about the Digital Economy Act?

You've already forgotten about it.

The government will BLOCK any websites that don't carry out satisfactory age verification procedures. Hiroyuki doesn't give two fucks...as a matter of fact he doesn't even KNOW, he'll just wake up one day to the entire site going apeshit and will post a sticky going "Where did the British posters go?". Even if he does find out he probably won't do it because that would be forced on everyone worldwide, so he'd be more than happy to let us go.

What will we do?

Never really interested me to see the endless updates of people I find it hard enough to pretend I am interested in irl.

I miss having friends but about a year ago I suddenly realised that drinking all night and watching my mates fail to chat up birds was incredibly depressing.

Now I stay in and be depressed instead.

On the plus side I think I got my dream job yesterday. I'm fucking miserable about it.

Britain is incredibly inbred in some areas. It's what makes us stronger.

Just like some parts of Russia.

>So tell me a bit about yourself, Brit/pol/

Also we are now building a case against the slavic larping paedophile. Which is a good one as he/she/shemale has said some incriminating stuff

Reminder that the House of Lords is dead, and those old Aristocratic souls are gone forever.

Britain? The only explanation why are British women have stereotype as ugliest so many times has to do with inbreeding. You really are delusional.

Please tell me what's the last time you thatched Girl without her being your family member?

Only major inbreeding areas are the celtic ones.

>tfw your realise you haven't had any real friends for over 6 years

more like religious

I was at that sort of juncture just the other day.
I got to thinking... wtf am I doing in uni getting lathered every other night with mates I am not 100% sure I give a shit about when I could be out polishing my career skills and getting ahead with experience.

This whole fucking uni thing is a scam.

Sports Direct.
A shop for people who Sport Indirectly.

Inbred areas in Russia are not Russian at all
Y'all mainly Celtic
Stereotype that not even true you dumb ass poorfag

The only party interested in preventing shit like this are the super-pro-Brexit party. Complain to the milk man.

More like Economical and political interests as well as friendship and close connections.

that clump of hair gets me erry time

I think I might have a crush on this poster

Who here has one of those Sports Direct mugs?

You valuing religion over race made you the most hated group in the Balkans
>it's okay to breed with that cigan, he's BASED Orthodox cigan

>tfw period acting up again

I mean the culturally celtic areas (Wales and Scotland). Most English people have Anglo genes, even if it is a sizeable minority in most.

Sports direct £33 pair of karrimor

You are meant to follow interesting people, silly.

link faggit

Every under class area has some kind of inbreeding or mixracing, Prove me wrong.

>Stereotype that not even true you dumb ass poorfag

Why are Brits so ugly is the most Googled question from Europe about Britain according to Telegraph. It's just the way it is....
But what would VIRGIN like you know about it?

I'm not disputing that WE WUZ Celts are the underclass.

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Has anyone dropped a redpill in a job interview before?

Lmao a cigan no fucking way, but a greek youre right.