There is a 0.00000012% chance that GZ60 will hit us in 17 days and literally blow us the fuck out

There is a 0.00000012% chance that GZ60 will hit us in 17 days and literally blow us the fuck out.

cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/sentry/details.html#?des=2010 GZ60

that's exactly the same chance of you losing your virginity

i guess we'll have to live a bit longer

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That's a big chance.

sick burn bro

stop .. everyone who comments FOR YOU from this point is a redditor

For you

just nuke it

Look at the time mi amigo

Finally, God sends his wrath on us worthless apes!

Checked!!!

This DESU senpai

nice

plz

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>0.00000012%

That sure is a lot numerals of the repeating variety

We are rolling\summoning for higher percentages

1 in 833 million. Better odds than the lotto jew.

Get! and we die

finally a proper way to cleanse this world of the filth

that newspaper doesn't mention a comet. the text is about the "gaokao" chinese college entrance exam.

"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one," he said.
The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one - but still they come

It's much easier to loose your virginity in Germany, just much less voluntary.

hit me

It's going to happen some day, be it now, 2020 or that one fucker of a comet that has an orbit around the sun matching that of our dear Gaia, which will actually cross our path some time around 2030 if I remember correctly. And, unfortunately, it just so happens that it'll cross through at the ''exact'' place where we'll be. That's going to be a close call unlike anything we've seen so far, if the math holds up.

Hit me

Torched his ass

I rise chance to 1%, and it will hit near Washington, D.C.

Africa actually

estimated trajectory

Oh sweet baby Jesus. Fine too.

dumb astrophysists don't take into account that gravity dosnt exist in their calculations

True
>[[[667]]]

Well I'm not going to visit my wife's husband in Pakistan then

Based asteroid. If this isn't divine intervention I don't know what is.

Agreed

that would be nice.

If this is real I will never question God again.

what a tragedy

>Africa: The Cradle of Life

What a perfect oroboros.

>israel in circle

praise kek can we meme magic this into reality

noice in his name it shall be done

He's here

Checked, maybe so
Please kek make it happen

literally nowhere but on Sup Forums faggot
sage and kys

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DIVINE INTERVENTION NOW

ouch

careful what you wish for.
meme magic is not a toy

Praise Kek!
>0.00000012%
Still better odds than Trump's chances of winning in 2016; this can happen, lads!

KeK will make it happen

>0.00000012% chance
I'll take those odds. I am so tired of living

Tsk tsk disrespecting the universe like that

huh

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Wiping out Bulgaria, possibly southern Romania.

That's ok.

>didn't actually click the link before
becoming increasingly nervous user
then again the miss chance ends in digits so i'm gonna get comfy again

Reddit hates TBBT because they think it makes "nerd culture" people look like faggots. The right should be GET SCHWIFTY!

you damn near called satan on us you fool

twice in one thread

>both aus
what was meant by this

As a frame of reference the odds of dying in a plane crash are one in eleven million, or 0.0000000909%
The odds of being in a plane crash are about one in five million, or 0.0000002%

So, it's decent odds over a span of five years if such things pass within the same variables dozens of times every day across the whole span of that time?

To which I mean to say, you mean we have a decent chance within the next several hundred million years?

Kek

lol

Checked

That's sad.
Whenever I think about nukes or bombings, I can't help but feel bad for the animals that would be dragged along.

>caring about dead niggers
ha

Copypasta

Numerals also say otherwise

while this would be hilarious this would displace millions of these people

1.2e-9 you say?
Hmm where have I seen those odds before?

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fpbp

Is that 2000 km in diameter or 2 km ? The zero is right besides the 2 in the details of size

test

That's the spirit

>Same odds as trump winning in the beginning.

Its happening lads

im ready

666 will bring the asteroid!!!
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triple digits and we all die

Rolling

Okay if this happens I will literally never question God again

Rolling

>2 km @ 12km/s

Seismic Effects:

The major seismic shaking will arrive approximately 3.33 minutes after impact.
Richter Scale Magnitude: 8.2
Mercalli Scale Intensity at a distance of 1000 km:

I. Not felt except by a very few under especially favorable conditions.

II. Felt only by a few persons at rest, especially on upper floors of buildings.

Ejecta:

The ejecta will arrive approximately 8.24 minutes after the impact.
At your position there is a fine dusting of ejecta with occasional larger fragments
Average Ejecta Thickness: 724 microns ( = 28.5 thousandths of an inch )
Mean Fragment Diameter: 356 microns ( = 14 thousandths of an inch )

Air Blast:

The air blast will arrive approximately 50.5 minutes after impact.
Peak Overpressure: 4260 Pa = 0.0426 bars = 0.605 psi
Max wind velocity: 9.87 m/s = 22.1 mph
Sound Intensity: 73 dB (Loud as heavy traffic)
Tsunami Wave:


The impact-generated tsunami wave arrives approximately 8.9 hours after impact.

Tsunami wave amplitude is between: 1.4 meters ( = 4.6 feet) and 2.8 meters ( = 9.1 feet).

>Rollingx2
>[[[]]]©

Dammit

distance is 1000 km from impact

Please please please merciful forces of kek

let

it

happen

Do we know which continent could be hit eg. Africa

677

>777 kek'd

Im thinking it's going for the pyramids

No good doom ever happens

Trip for the apocalypse

its checks out.

end of the world digets

Rolling

DOOM!!!!

>not even 1 on the Torino scale

Why are people picking up on this?

Rolling